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i don't blame the man...your english scared him,now he is trying to get* back @ yu.

-Mr Cork-:
..Guys, can you date a babe who uses Chewing Stick in 2013? ..she said she hates *tooth brush*. ..please advise!

2013? dude it's 2015 .....haven't you hear....the Eqrth jumped over the sun and moon during the recent eclipse...



anyway...there is no issue here...are you dating her to use toot brush?

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Wow. All these in luxurious buses
Well, I wouldn't know all these since I do only flights. We don't experience this sort of sordid scenes in the planes. We're all cultured and not some average citizens [/color]

Average huh? by the way who is the WE? when did they start hiring MALE flight attendants? nawao....

#me@:
why d pride Mtchwwww.
Economy class sef dey mke maut.
#yawns

can i borrow your mobile phone,i just lost mine.

ok i dnt have to worry because...i eat breakfast in PLUTO...lunch in VENUS...nd Dinner in JUPITER.


Op if you are so worried about hygienus,just come make i carry you show you the best pkace to eat.

[s][/s]

Sijo01: *same person*

Am driving to the airport to pick up my dad. this same father is a village base low key farmer.
Guy: called with international number.
Me: where you at?
Guy: Europe
After charting for a while, guy ended the call.
Me: Place a call across guy's glo number with a number he was not familiar with.
Guy: Hello
Me: Back from Europe already
Guy: disconnected the call

#Yahoo alert#

[s]

Sijo01: *same person*

Am driving to the airport to pick up my dad. this same father is a village base low key farmer.
Guy: called with international number.
Me: where you at?
Guy: Europe
After charting for a while, guy ended the call.
Me: Place a call across guy's glo number with a number he was not familiar with.
Guy: Hello
Me: Back from Europe already
Guy: disconnected the call

#Yahoo alert#

[/s]

Sijo01: *same person*

Am driving to the airport to pick up my dad. this same father is a village base low key farmer.
Guy: called with international number.
Me: where you at?
Guy: Europe
After charting for a while, guy ended the call.
Me: Place a call across guy's glo number with a number he was not familiar with.
Guy: Hello
Me: Back from Europe already
Guy: disconnected the call

#419 alert#

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SeyiJayden: [color=#000099][/color] der is d gal i am in love wit nd am preety sure she is to so i asked out she said no she has a bf nd i rilli do love her nd i dnt no wat to do

P.s this iz ma first topic

if she is too..go for her,am sure she will succumb....i just pity the bf,though it's always that way,maybe one day she will find another person she loves and you my friend will just be another BF.


P.S-the next time u create a topic,don'tcover abbreviate,it makes the thread look CHILDISH.

Tone tonz: you just spoke my mind,abs..packs that is surely a must

oh...i hv 8packs.....though most of dem shows wen i breathe...wen i say breathe...i mean Breathe really in....

dahmie2013: Stupidity dear! U don't take such sensitive decisions just because of a woman, u take dem because u are personally convinced its d best 4 u!

so on point...


love ke? you love her to make such decisions bc of her,does she love you nd is she willing to do the same? 4 Marriage sake,who dey marry who?

anyway,like Dahmie said,if you think it is the best for you...go ahead.

Linda john: I tell one guy say i dy my period so dat in no go touch me with in smelling body

HBD or not i guess!




anyway @Op.


i read minds,so i dnt nid to ask questions,and gals dnt nid to lie to me!

*Am sorry 4 d people i pushed out

make i go get my glasses b4 i go view a gals picture kum dey talk like tge Op

Psalmuelh2o: Dat is why am here,I don't know what's wrong.

alright!

Psalmuelh2o: Y the *hiss*? Communication is not the problem here!

what is the problem then bro?


you are saying a different thing now.

Psalmuelh2o: Don't get me wrong peeps,I once dated ok.....sumtin just puts me off from gals unneccessarily this days,even if am just meeting a gal now,in the next 1hr am tired of her.

dude.....you do need help!
you need to be taught how to communicate better! *hiss*

why she no wash her nyash with water? is it not better than that stunt she pulled? abi the guy no get water too?

the last time i entered a luxurious bus was in 1806....since then it has been all Air travels.

#me@:
OMG!!
Dullards are being born every minute!
Arggh.
Fooork all rubbish sayers.
If u cnt answer just leave, dnt waste space for reasonable ones pls!

na comments....d more the comments,the more likely the Topic will get to FP....@least thats what some people think....so why not let 'em speak their mind.


kisses down low.

Psalmuelh2o: Pls I nid an advice,I fink somefin is wrong wit me,I don't feel comfortable around gals,am always afraid of them,its nt d@ am shy,am very outspoken,I prefer having them as a neutral friends than dating,I just don't know how to start telling a chick what happened in 1960 juz bcoz I wanna date her,also the uneasy feeling d@ comes if she says NO is one major turnoff for me...please am I ok or u fink sumfn is wrong..ur advice pls.

no one likes that REPLY....but that doesn't stop most guys from first trying,if you don't try you won't know if she will say YES or NO.

Uyi Iredia: Which kain yeye chic be dis na by force to talk rubbish ?

d Op asked for Opinions,she gave hers,dunno why you are being harsh.

mimicue: I'm 18 and he's 23 we av been dating for over 6 months now. He says he wont be able to love me without having sex first and that without sex we wont work. I am a virgin and this is a big deal to me because I have been saving myself for someone special. I used to think that it was him because he was so nice to me in the beginning but lately hes been getting very sexually frustrated and wont understand why I won't. At times when we are together I feel like he's going to rape me because he really disturbs mw and I get irritated and we argue and don't get along very well recently. One day he called me and told me that does he know he can rape me but he won't becos he loves me that he will jst give me sleeping pill. Although I know he didn't mean it but it really bothered me becos av been ignoring him lately not only becos of that but because of hez demand on sex, its like that's the only thing he cares about 'because its bullshit'. And he's even the stingy type of guy not that he doesn't av money, since we av been going out he hasn't really offered me anything which makes my frnds laugh at me and I'm not the type of girL that demands for things from guys because I av everything I want , I av seeked advice frm a few people and they said I shld break up but I don't want to break he's heart so ..half of me wants to give it up for him so we stay together...but the other half says not to because ill regret it. any advice

virgin ke?

Harbosede02: Agbada!!

wierd.

:-(........

damn.. just been unbanned...wateva i did to dat stupid spambot...

would me is allowed to be posting in this place? i want to joining the quis....do i follow?

na 10 i see o....

and now Andyblaze will count himsef a play boy.....

nikkykay: Wot kind of advice are u looking for that u dnt knw alrdy?
That u havent said here alrdy?
Madam wake up. It is not every issue u bring to a forum to discuss.
U r old enuff to make decisions on some particular issues.
Are u saying if a younger lady came to u 4an advice on ds type of issue, u wuld tell her to come back so that u culd bring it to NL first?

That's one thing i find so hard to understand...ofcourse it's ok to seek people's opinion in some issue,but some just don't need to be told,they are just weak to make a decision! smh.....

freecocoa: Ofcourse I am, married women are supposed to be 'undateable'.

Don't derail this thread o.

sorry ma'am

Nomski0: Mtchew



I'm not. But i'd rather cheer for them than cheer for Arsenal, Man city, Liverpool or even Barca.

Gold digger alert