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Baby montana: He said we are too attachd nd ready to do funny tinx nd 6c t my final year in sch,t beta we split nw.2b sincere,i nva undstod al dz gibberish he said.nd am stil planing to xplain aga.guys ehHe said we are too attachd nd ready to do funny tinx nd 6c t my final year in sch,t beta we split nw.2b sincere,i nva undstod al dz gibberish he said.nd am stil planing to xplain aga.guys ehHe said we are too attachd nd ready to do funny tinx nd 6c t my final year in sch,t beta we split nw.2b sincere,i nva undstod al dz gibberish he said.nd am stil planing to xplain aga.guys eh

diz ur abbreviations are funny.....are yu writing for us to read,or just thinking out loud? :-/

Dallas Cowgirl: She go ask you *when the last *time you sat for JAMB. Olodo

ITK...

walex2bad: Pls help, any gal i ask out, turnz me down..Wat shuld I do? I guess it's God callinq me 2 work wit/4 him..'coz luv of galz iz ma only weak point..

u don try baba oluwaye's place...he get HQ touch n follow

my mum said i shuld marry Ekorutubo from my villa.

am sorry babe,i dnt wana disappoint ma mum.

Good news to all Unizik aspiring canditates,


PRESS RELEASE: The Authorities of Nnamdi Azikiwe University Awka hereby inform all prospective candidates to check their admission status on the university's website.

According to the information released, admitted candidates have till 30th September 2013 to accept their admission, otherwise, the university will assume that they no longer need the admission space allocated to them and will consequently cancel such admission and award it to other candidates.

NOTICE: THE UPLOADING IS STILL IN PROGRESS SO CANDIDATES ARE REQUIRED TO CONTINUE CHECKING THEIR STATUS TILL 30TH SEPTEMBER 2013.


check yours via my.unizik.edu.ng

goodluck.

unizik merit admission list officially out. goto- my.unizik.edu.ng




having any problem? contact me via facebook. *Lamasia Leonard*
or 08037803296.

i aint no unizik official,am just a zikite willing to help. *admitted Law students,to know the courses yu will be offering,contact me- 08037803296*


congrats if u r admitted.

i didnt kn there is a type of stew called! SUNDAY STEW"



anyway,@Op ,depends on how you want to cook it.
4 me,no matter how long or how short i cook it,i end up going to the toilet 7tyms a day after eating it. :-(

i guess palm kernel stew na d koko,mtscheww,stew na wash.

WildChild00: 5mins for wat?

it"s 90mins of playing time,15mins in d locker room....blah blah....under common circumstances,with no added mins or extra time, a match dat started by 16:00hrs is supposed to end 17:45 bro

ayodinho91: learn to speak good English. Shm!!!!

learn to be nicer. *frowns*

WildChild00: Yeah......lol according to fifa rules.

so what happened to 5mins bro?

Adehwale: its pronunciation, bro

na female.

adaobi123:

;-) smart lady

WildChild00: 10mins not 15mins...

really? you must b kidding me.

WildChild00: 10mins not 15mins...

really? you muat b kidding me.

adaobi123: Lool. Oyibo and their pronounciations

pronunciation√

WildChild00: The match started by 16:00pm, and if a football match is 90mins, and currently, it is 17:47pm, do the maths.

but then there is 15mins break.....now do d maths.

patrkq: finally... A joke dat made me laugh on nairaland

or d only joke u get.

D'gaffer:
......dats d issue ooo cos barclays premier league is not like La liga cos its compentivite

and yet Mata,Carzola*,Michu,etcetra are thriving dere? abeg mk una stop dis rubbish. we all kn epl is competitive,thats got noting to do with the ability of a player....Navas is still doin what he does in la liga in Epl,same as silva,Negredo. Aczilipueta(is dat d spelling,lol) is still as gud,same as Monreal. just to name a few.

its bad enuf that we did'nt buy a defender,it will be worst if Martion,dnt give our young defenders playing time....experience? no b playing go giv u experience

ddippset: mou said? mou says a lot of things. tomorrow mou could say, he is not the real ozil.

lol

oluamid: Lmao x2 that became behind too? duuuuudes.

na for Nairaland u go see editing from admins...lol

bakynes: When it comes to Defense Chelsea has the best defense in the world.That's why no matter ow good a team you are be it Bayern,Madrid,Barca,Dortmund before you score Chelski u will sweat.

lmao....and Athletico put for past dem! what have you been takin? hope you have not been listening to this end time things? Psg hv a better defence than chelsea.....

Jomark: ... The three clubs you mentioned are surly the *best* three in the *world* but how come 2 of the three got beaten by that arsenal you call shit? Surel, you are as mad as FFK

re-phrase

AjanleKoko: So the rumour goes.
Hmm . . . Poldi and Ozil.
I see them warming the bench this time next year

lol..... ..i see podolski in west ham next two season.

AjanleKoko: ^^
Likely to be Di Maria.
Though Ozil may yet be surplus to Real Madrid requirements, though I certainly don't see him playing in the Premier League. More likely he might return to Germany, since he's very important to their FA. Not that Madrid need to sell him, but he's not likely to sit out more than a season on the bench.

ozil is almost an Arsenal player

CFCfan: Lol, my mistake

lol...it happens.....especially when your Arch-Rivals loose. *winks*

deandavid: and don't forget, liverpool are adding to the team, with victor moses in our attack, pair with suarez and sturidge, we are *unstoppable*

no team is unstoppable,ask my Barca,or u can ask Bayern.


d better statement to use is: we can beat any team

CFCfan: Liverpool's gutsy performance rightfully got them the 3 points. Now, Chelsea is topping the table
KTBFFH!!

lmao...chek d Table again. i had no idea d draw Cfc played out wit Man united was a Friendly match

Liverpool nawa 4 una ooo,shld hv scored two more goals,since Man u no wan score. was expecting 3-0..mtscheww..(over 2.5 goals) nw i dn lose

honestly speaking,in those days,rap was real good,there was real competition,etcetra....but tings change and sum childish boys here cant deal with it.i doubt if all this old rappers where still alive,whether they can cope with this kids or the taste of music people have now.
kendrick,J.cole,Drake,even Schoolboy Q better than Eminem? lmao who are dis boys with this sort of idea ....

Lordave: common dude you mean recovery was soft


Not even talking of the singles after that.

dnt mind the guy,he aint kn shit.