₦airaland Forum

Phenomenal16:
Sometimes I wonder how doctors carry out this virgnity test of a thing,,,,,,pls do they insert any object inside the vag**.....,,pls someone help me out

very simple they is always a cover in that hole that man organ use to penetrate if you are a virgin it is there which breaks into blood anytime man organ enters the cover does not stop the virgin from urinating or woman monthly allawee

Good for private and family use

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doris4u:
Mr it's obvious u didn't read my post well before making useless conclusion you spit out of ur trashy mouth, you should have just kept quiet if you had no reasonable thing to say.
It's not by force to comment

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Lets hook up send a DM or chart zero eight one three nine seven fifty six five one

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Niorte:
Hmmn

Is this a guess or what? The cheapest one bedroom flat in Lekki Ajah axis is way above 200000 per year. Where did you see 90000 for a one bedroom flat?


May be you meant a single room

Dont mind that guy ooo he just the deceive people ney
Any way i just paid for a room selfcon in lekki i never pack finish self
Rent 650, 000.00 to maintain 200k legal 60k agents and agreement 60k
Caution 200k how much be that
No go put people for high jump please

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meflow:
can you answer this questions

1. do you work with Nigeria Inter-Bank Settlement System Plc (NIBSS)?
2. are u a banker?
3. what's your Name? in full
4. which bank do you work with?
5. do you work with a PTSP company?
6. which PTSP company do you work with?
7. what's the name of the POS you want to give out to your customers?
8. where is your location?
9. how do you generate TID?
10. can you show us a prove that Nigeria Government approve you as a POS provider?

thanks

As somebody who knows what the person said, and also understood and very conversant with all you listed because i operate in the industry of the fast moving agency banking i will urge you next time not to call people scam but try and verify
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Cheers

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After God na nairaland oooo, since i graduated in 2015 i have never been out of job and i have done up to 4 jobs all gotten via Nairaland
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Thanks to all the job posters
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*ROSE GARDENS SHIMAWA, LAND YOURSELF A HIGH CLASS STATUS*

Do you desire to live or invest in a high class estate with modern infrastructures even at affordable price.

All you need to do is to own a piece of our Rose Gardens Shimawa and we will deliver. Our achievements speak for us.

Rose Gardens is located in Shimawa, behind the Redemption camp. It is 15 minute from the Lagos-Ibadan Express way. With the ongoing eight lane expansion of Lagos Ibadan expressway expect great connectivity and projects in this area.

We have created a lively, stunning and secured community away from noise. Come, build and live here or buy land for investment purpose.

*INFRASTRUCTURES*
· Paved Interlocked roads
*Walkways
· Electricity
· Perimetre Fence
· Gate House
*Security Guards
· Drainage
· Green area
*Recreational Centre

*NEIGHBORHOOD*

· Redemption Camp
· Treasure Park estate
· Glasshouse
· City of David
*Nigerian Breweries Cooperative Estate
· St Nicholas Hospital Cooperative

*WHY ROSE GARDENS?*

· Modern Estate with interlocked roads network
*Walkways
*Good place to live
· Great Investment Opportunities.
*up to 24 months flexible payments plan.

Introductory PROMO PRICES:
250sqm plot: N500,000
300sqm plot: N600,000
400sqm plot: N800,000
500sqm plot: N950,000
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*Flexible payments plan:*
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HigherEd:
Call it Satire or whatever you like, my first impression, reading Olatunji Oludare's piece was not of laughter or comedy. What i read was a supposed "well laid, investigative" reportage. Till now i do not see the sattire or sarcasm in that post and i would easily be misled by that article myself.

The only dissonance that gave the post out for me was the supposedly unwarranted tirade against Nnamdi Kanu. But without that i could easily have attempted to 'dig' further.

I understand now that the majority of folks immediately termed the article sattire based on the antecedents of the writer. However, we need to ask the impact of a credible news outlet like The Nation irresponsibly mixing sattire and real journalism together.

Knowing fully well that the general public is fully aware that the Nation Newspaper is a credible journalistic outlet then it should be imperative to label or designate sattirical, sarcastic publications under the comedy section of the newspaper - whether online or offline.

The fact here is this, a leading religious influencer in Bishop Oyedepo was misled by the carelessness of The Nation newspaper and the clarity he sought for from the presidency has professed doubt that may have cascaded into the 5,000 church network of the Winners Chapel ministeries in Nigeria. Citizens and church members in Ogbomoso, Umunede, Ede and other rural hinterlands without access to Twitter, Nairaland have now heard from their revered pastor that their president may be a Jubril from Sudan.

Do we need this in a nation where distrust for the Federal Government is so rife that citizens would readily believe the worst from them? Worse even when such accusations are peddled by leading religious voices.

I have in numerous times called for sober reflection from Nigeria's media houses and bloggers to ensure news dissemination is done with utmost respect. A news made by Vanguard, Linda Ikeji during the last election which cited Bishop Oyedepo claiming to open the gates of hell is another typical example of how poor journalism continue o divide us and threaten our peaceful existence. Till today, that news report is still being circulated and reechoed in social media circles despite the recall made by the various news outlet. We thank God there was no violence in reaction to that particular fake news, but make no mistake that particular fake news could have put the lives of many Christians in jeopardy.

To the clergy, i humbly plead that our pastors, priests, bishops should cease from meddling in political issues. Let us imbibe the character of Pastor Adeboye who has been a father to all and a bridge builder who refuses to make political statements. Let the Nigerian people make their decisions and live with the consequences! You are Nigerians and entitled to your opinions on the political situation of the Country but in respect of Christ and the safety of Christians
all over Nigeria please speak your opinions in the comfort of your rooms and not on the pulpit to avoid needless controversies.

if you are a student of history you will not ask that ministers should stay out of affairs of a country
Prophets are the voice of any country right from old till the world will end
You have not even seen political apostles will Arise to silence all this evil men in power today
My brother again i commend the likes of oyedepo for beenthe voice of the voiceless

50k for a start for the first 6months

Men i was in the assessment center today we did different interviews and presentations those guys are good thou i pray to make it through who else is with me on this we were 3 thou unlike nigeria

floratutu:
Please did you submit or send your documents last Wednesday??

i have not done any submission yet ooo, i just got the mail whats the requirements

Dear Applicant,

You are invited to participate in an assessment centre exercise as part of your recruitment process.

Please find the details of the exercise below:

Date: Friday 30 November, 2018

Time: 9.00am prompt (Please be at the venue by 8:30 am)

Venue: KPMG TOWER, Bishop Aboyade Cole, Victoria Island, Lagos

NB: Please be informed that scarf and hijab are not allowed except skull cap for female who wishes to cover their hair)

Please endeavour to come along with the originals and copies.
Who is with me on this

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SegunIsaac:
I got similar invitation today....visited their website, it looks legit but I wasn't so sure until I used Google Map to check the address, Lo and behold all I saw in the picture was a two storey building with a supermarket at the ground floor.... And no resemblance of a logistics company there.
I knew automatically it was a scam...

serious scam