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Angelfrost:
The very same... Which Chelsea husband??! Lol.... No worry. FA Semi nor far again. E go shock you how the guy go vanish.

games against United always end in tears.

Even Lampard loses sleep whenever he remembers that fixture.

Chinoval:
United will finish above Chelsea and Leicester

Def!

Angelfrost:
You don dey hype am now... Y'all won't allow him perform for an entire season before bigging him up.

That was how you guys didn't allow us hear word about Martial back when.

you mean Anthony Martial, the one that always scores against Chelsea? Azin Chelsea's husband?

Chelshit been get few chances but them west ham

XXXXTENTACION:
You should know that relegation teams have more pressure on their heads and are desperate to win in order to avoid relegation. same thing happened betweem liverpool and watford.

when westham was raping Chelsea in the 1st leg at Stamford bridge they were not yet a relegation team o..

Truth is, Chelsea is useless and west ham has done the double over dem. Don't blame it on relegation. It's a pity that Man utd will win Chelsea for the 4th time this season in a few weeks time. Too bad if you ask me

greypencils:
Man United go too flog this Chelsea for FA cup. GGMU

even if Chelsea wins west ham 23-0, they still have no chance against a team like Manchester United that has paid their bride price in full.

WHU 2-0 CHE

Nmezor:
I think Woman U needs the prayer more... The Devil is always _Evil so are MANURE FANS

I don't know who could need prayer than a toutish chelshit fan who is obsessed with matters relating to Manchester United, their players and their latest fan.

Which is paining you more?

The fact that United has more honours than Chelsea OR
The fact that United is richer than Chelsea OR
The fact that United vs Chelsea in head 2 head is enough to make every Chelsea fan cry OR
The fact that just the lowest tier of Old Trafford even has capacity than the entire Stamford bridge OR
The fact that Chelsea may never produce a balon d'or holder in its entire existence OR
The fact that Chelsea can't win a treble OR
The fact that Chelsea HAS LOST its last three home games to United OR
The fact that Bayern has collapsed whatever is left of Stamford bridge OR
The fact that Man city has caught up with Chelsea's mediocre 6epl trophies OR
The fact that even if United gifts Chelsea 6 premier league trophies for free, Chelsea won't still catch up OR
The fact that Chelsea was the only team to win the ucl yet lost 4-0 to falcao, became the only UCL holder to fail to conquer the world at the FIFA club world cup (WHAT A UCL FLUKE!!)OR
The fact that Chelsea at a time finished 10th on the log.. Even the Arsenal we all mock today can't finish that low. OR
The fact that because of United, Chelsea had to change its logo in 2006 to one inspired by United. OR
The fact that west ham is a few hours from doing a double over Chelsea OR
The fact that Chelsea fans have been casted as touts all over the world..


Which one?

Nmezor:
Manure FANS
CAN never be DECENT...Run along biko and save the apology for ur TYPES not interested

okay, I take back my apology.

I thought you were a chelshit fan with a difference, but as usual you're just anoda Chelsea dry gin sippin tout.

#pray4chelshit

Nmezor:
Hey I ain't a bros okay... Abi u wan turn me to one?

no vess. I'm really sorry. Don't blame me, it's a tradition for calm ladies not to be chelshit fans.

I was too hasty in concluding that; just like your fellow chelshit fans, you're also a street tout. Once again I apologize

Nmezor:
I see ur a manure fan...I HV noticed u okay. End of story

bros go and pray for your club, Simple!

Nmezor:
Trash, she no see Blues join

the blues have more serious issues to worry about. Like; how to catch up with man utd's achievements and finances. Also how to avoid being beaten by man utd every time.

AND LASTLY, HOW TO COVER THEIR SHAME FROM THE COLLAPSE OF STAMFORD BRIDGE IN THE HANDS OF BAYERN.

Futuragetty:
Bia Yale9, If I catch eh, I'll seize that NLS student Tie.

pls take the tie. Cos I don't even know why we were given at C2B

Futuragetty:
Manchester Utd couldn't even win either half. Tufiakwa.... 90K was planned to buy new air conditioner with. Just negodi

ntoi!

Danny50:
Which kind english be this.

pidgin

Ximenez:
This is not about hatred, but I'd prefer EPL teams to dominate cos i consider myself an EPL fan.

Eras come and go. Milan for example have won the serie A a lot and won the ucl 7 times . But what are they doing now? They can't win serie A, they can't qualify for the ucl again, talkless of winning it and they can't compete anytime soon. The only thing preventing Man Utd from towing same path is that they still have the money to bring in players, but even at that, it hasn't really clicked. From the days of Van Gaal and buying Di Maria, Depay and co till now, if hasn't really clicked..

See, my guy. It's evident i can't out-talk you. I'm going to call it a day. Stay safe.

In a Chelsea/United debate, the united man will always out-talk the other. Cos there're much more points stashed up in his favour.

Milan may be down now, but it takes nothing away from them.

Besides, the difference between United and many of these fallen teams is that.. Every manager in United will always get a silverware. And United somehow will still find a way to be in peoples faces.

Post- Ferguson era united still found a way to earn the most money in the league.

Post Ferguson era united still found a way to win the community shield twice

Post Ferguson era united still found a way to be crowned FA cup champs

Post Ferguson era united still found a way to be Europa champs

Post Ferguson era united still found a way to be crowned Carling cup champs

Post Ferguson era united could still finish 2nd in an EPL log.



Its quite different from maybe a Liverpool who won their 1st trophy in over 12yrs just last year. Or "some other teams" that endured up to 50 barren years.

Obviously United can't stay that long without a silverware which makes Chelsea's trophy catch-up game even a more impossible task. Couple d with the fact that United still stretches its head2head record with the inferior wannabe teams.

Ximenez:
Chelsea's best season to me is 2012, after beating Liverpool at Wembley in the FA cup Final, we went ahead as massive underdogs to defeat Bayern at their Allianz Arena to win the club's first and ever UCL .

Beat Liverpool
Beat Bayern Munich
Won 2 trophies
Not a bad season.

Good. Now let me compare your best season to that of any other club.

So in Chelsea's best season no Chelsea player was "outstanding". Chelsea didn't make top 4, and Chelsea lost the super cup 4-0 to falcao. And Chelsea failed Europe at the FIFA world club cup.



Believe me, you don't want to find out what Liverpool or United or even Milan or Barca's best season is. Compared to Chelsea's.




Chelsea is still a nymph. Na me dey tell u.


When Chelsea becomes great, we will all know. But for now, Chelsea is only a Leicester that endured its form a little longer.

Maybe it is near impossible for Chelsea to catch up with Liverpool and United in trophies.

Let me even even bring an easier challenge. Perhaps Chelsea should start by winning a major domestic treble. At least let the world take chelsea a lil more seriously. Let's start from there.

Keep praying tho.

Ximenez:
Lol, it's all about the bigger picture. If my club is out of it, then i support the club from EPL who still has a shot.

This past few years, Barca and Madrid fans have always boasted about how La liga has dominated the CL, which is true, but it's majorly due to the extraordinary talents of Messi and Ronaldo.

You are a Man Utd fan and you support Man City and love Liverpool , you must be a very soft person

Why are Chelsea fans hateful of greatness.

So you are beefing Spanish teams cos they dominate Europe?

No wonder you beef united as you haven't caught up with their English dominance.



Guess what, I can love Chelsea at times too. But we all know that in the scheme of great clubs, we can't even name Chelsea. Believe me, if a Watford fan tries to compare his club with Chelsea, I would be on Chelsea's side. As for Chelsea being compared to the European Elite clubs like Milan, Liverpool, United or Barca, it will always remain a joke

Ximenez. It's not my fault, I love good stuff.


Can you remind me of Chelsea's best ever season again? I guess you're laughing at your club even in your mind.

Ximenez pls don't use City to run away. City are children in comparison to united. Even though they on the same mid-class level with your dear wanna be club.


I made my case already for city. They are like Chelsea trying to catch up. The only difference is that they are way more formidable than Chelsea.

Maybe you should argue with city fans. You may have a better case there since City and Chelsea have a habit of losing to united. But the Chelsea and united thing will always be a joke.

Let Me give you a perfect analogy. When atletico were Spanish champs, the club was still nothing compared to real Madrid. They don't buy greatness in the market.


Since you have decided to pitch you house in the land of catch-up, I have to wish you goodluck at it.

Ximenez:
Seems you are not good with words. You don't have to be go under the bridge to be a tout. Unless you don't know how to express yourself, maybe 'tout' is not the world you are looking for . First time I'm seeing a United fan who also supports city. Could your allegiance to the blue half be akin to Stockholm syndrome? Cos it's just like a Barca fan saying he supports Espanyol or a Madrid fan supporting Atletico.

It's a good move nonetheless, at least as one club remains redundant, the other can give you what you are looking for.

That's enough from me for today, till next time. But i won't call you out on a City thread, since you are just using them to lift your mood due to the present condition of your club, it will be about Utd. But i still support city to win the CL this season. I also don't like the noise coming from Messi Liga bout how they dominate Europe.

So we both support city to win the UCL?

Are you not pained that you're supporting a team to catch up with your failed catch up team? Well, to each mallam, his own kettle. And pls hope you don't want to insult messi, cos only messi has achieved than the entire Chelsea. I don't care if you want to wail that LA liga isn't competitive enough.

Funny enough, I love Newcastle and Liverpool also.

May God save us from supporting wannabe clubs, Amen. Remind me How many FA cups Chelsea even has, oh! Just 8? Too bad.

United can give Chelsea two FA cup trophies for free from their trophy room and it won't change any thing still. Too bad


Catch-up team.

Ximenez:
. Who cares about what Man Utd won in 1940.
I'm very proud of what my team is achieving during my lifetime. Even City, the king of Manchester with all their dominance can't match Chelsea's haul of trophies in the last decade.

I don't know what Tout means in your Local Dictionary, but from where i come from the word has nothing to do with Chelsea. Everything is evenly distributed, even Hushpuppi is a die hard Man Utd fan.

Does hushpuppy look like the usual shepe sipping oshodi under bridge tout to you? Seems like I was wrong thinking you're more critical than you even sound.


Forget 1940.. In your own lifetime, (since your birth) explain to me why united still has won more trophies than chelsea despite the fact that chelsea is enduring an existence characterized by catch-up. Abeg explain that one to me.


What is even worse is that even in this very 21st century, united has won more trophies. What's your remark?


The worst is when you start realising that memories of United raping Chelsea will always be in your memory.

Have you peeped at your head to head? Chai!



Lastly, since the existence of your little club is all about catching up, when will it ever be actualized? How does it even feel, living in an hopeful, unlikely, impossible optimism ALL YOUR LIFE?


As for City, even Giggs can donate medals to donate their trophy room. Good thing, I'm a good city fan and It's stunning that they have over shadowed Chelsea in the upcoming (wannabe) category

Ximenez:
Only you understand your first paragraph.

The match will be played at Wembley.
The last time the two teams played there was 2018 FA cup Final. Man u went home with the silver medal on that occasion.

Get used to finishing sixth, i assume it is what you should be used to by now. Cos it's happening too often.

let me tell you what they are used to, beating Chelsea.


My 1st paragraph was an exposè on your unsound argument.

Ximenez one last thing for you to ponder on...

I am sure we ain't in the same country, we don't have the same friends, we have absolutely nothing in common except one thing....


Everybody around us (ME AND YOU) wherever we are, knows that your darling aspiring great club is a club for only touts. Have you wondered why? Re-read your arguments you may connect the dots.

I still wonder whether you have any business in a thread created for a team whose achievements. Chelsea DREAMS TO MATCH.

It is not even bad enough that Chelsea may never match united in status, EVER.

WHAT'S even worse is the fact that, in your own lifetime, it is a blatant impossibility. Don't lie, this reality hurts you.

Manchester City is a lovely team.

But yet, since you started watching football, I AM SURE that United has won more trophies than them and even more Manchester derbies than the manchester city.

You don't take over something till you have achieved the most. Chelsea is yet to take over in ANYTHING. JUST tell us you are sad that City has caught-up(your favorite phrase) with Chelsea in EPL success. And believe me, WE WILL ALL UNDERSTAND.

Ximenez:
You still don't understand. Currently, Man Utd is only a big team on paper.
Man United can no longer compete for anything tangible.

Lampard was a world class player, one of the best midfielders of all time. He came second to Ronaldinho in 2005 Ballon Di"or ranking and no Man u midfielder both past and present can keep him out when it comes to individual merit.
Even scholes and Gerrard couldn't touch him in the English team.


Besides Ryan giggs spent 22 years and average less than 8 goals per season, one of the most overrated players of all time.

And as for Chelsea vs Man U, I'm sure this season alone doesn't count as your 'all the time'
Chelsea has raped United several times too, and no team has dealt with Man Utd as much as Chelsea. The worst part of all these is that your team will go and buy some overrated players again and start chasing top 4 next season.

Go and bring any man u midfielder past present and future that can better Lampard Stats.

so a successful united chases top 4 while an unsuccessful Chelsea fails at chasing success.. Jesus Chris! Why do I keep revealing more reasons for you to cry.


So lampard is Chelsea's greatest and his best was 2nd best. Too bad.


Yet, you wail beside a team where George Best won the balon d'or, Bobby Charlton won the balon d'or, Ronaldo won the balon d'or.. To even dwarf your class-b lampard, Cantons was 2nd once and 3rd once..


David Beckham was even 2nd both in 1999 and 2003 with united. Sorry ooo.


Besides, NEWS FLASH!! you're going to Old Trafford ( your slaughter house) in the FA cup semi..


Ladies and genumen, let's donate cry for this young man.

Little wonder a Chelsea fan is crying and wailing in a Manchester united thread. The painment is real.

Ximenez doesn't know what catch up even means.

In life, people play catch up with others who are greater.

The entire world knows Chelsea as a joke. Perhaps that's why man city has caught up with dem in terms of silverware.

When you have achieved, every other team plays the catch up game..

In UCL, everybody tries to catch up with Madrid
In EPL, same is the case for United
In the fa cup, same is the case for arsenal. E.t.c

Saying man utd is trying to catch up with a joke like Chelsea is like saying Ac Milan is trying to catch up with Lazio.


My brother, your team is soo failed. Pray for your team. As it is, Chelsea needs the EPL trophy far more than united, Arsenal or Liverpool
. Cos its Chelsea that is trying to catch up.


Let me make you cry a little, united isn't just the most decorated English club in history, even in this present millennium (the Chelsea catch-up millennium), from 2000 till date, they have still had the most trophies despite your failed attempt to catch up.


Remember your scoreline this season....


MUN 8-1 CHE. SHIORRR!!

Ximenez:
All this parable is not necessary guy. Man U have spent the whole season trying to catch up with Chelsea but failed and failed again.

A Norwich fan will also say Norwich is a better team to support. Man Utd can go and buy players again and chase top four next season. Serious teams are building teams to challenge/win the title.

You are talking about Narrow win, we played away to Leicester, 3rd positioned team in the league, scored a beautiful goal in regular time and eliminated them.

Man Utd needed a red card as usual and a scrappy ET goal to qualify against Norwich, 20th in the league. It's been more than 7 years now, soon we'll be counting 30 years.

If you can't find your team in the image below, it means they are no longer relevant.


Ballon D'or is an individual merit. The Man City that disgraced and humiliated your team, took over Manchester and changed the color to blue don't have any Ballon D'or winner too.

Man city humiliated my team? Which team? I tot man city gave your team 6-0 the other day. Let me buy this man u matter cos its a sweet matter.

If you talk about chasing, your club had all the chasing to do. Remind me of how many trophies you have again. 26? Too bad. You are the one chasing trophies. You are the unachieved, you are the broke, its your club that calls a secondary school field it's stadium even in 2020. Its your team that was routed by Bayern just the other day in that same secondary school field. It's your team that has frank lampard (a class b player who never won an individual gold) as its greatest ever player.

Its your team that's with a meagre 6 EPL trophies. It's your team that gets routed by united all the time, it's your team that finished 10th in thr league just the other day(even the arsenal we all make fun of won't finish that terrible this season).

Arsenal has 14, Liverpool has 19, man utd has 20, WHO IS CATCHING UP?

CHELSEA IS EVEN BAD AT CATCHING UP CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT EVEN SINCE 2007 WHEN I started paying attention to EPL, united still has the most victories.


I know you were trying to mock Liverpool when you mentioned 30 years. But guess what, Chelsea never caught up with Liverpool.



Besides, your joke club even did a 50 years trophiless run at some point.

Tueh!!

Ximenez:
No, Man u fans are in serious pain. They said after the match, it will remain just two points. I was surprised with their chronic cataract that they couldn't even see that they are level with wolves in 6th position.

who cares? This one you're still wailing despite your narrow win this evening.

Man utd is still a better club to support in my opinion. Considering that they are not just bigger than Chelsea in every way, they are also richer.

The worst is that they've made it a habit to beat Chelsea whenever they meet.


About wolves, you can worry about them cos like your club, they're also fighting to get to the man utd and Liverpool achievement level.


Pray that your club gets a place. Cos as it seems, they are neither in the list of great clubs like Liverpool and united, NOR are they in the league of present day Lazio and Atletico and City.

You know what, forget everything I have said AND
Start with having a balon d'or holder for a start.

GOODLUCK.