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Jokes EtcRe: VERY FUNNY! => Difference Btwn A Foreign Page And A Naija Page by yame014: 11:41pm On Aug 16, 2013
@Op...u forgot to add....
dunce: yipeee!!! first to comment ***dancing azonto***
Jokes EtcRe: Correct Me And Speak A Wronger English by yame014: 5:48pm On Aug 15, 2013
nairaland my pipu, wen we wil spekin good engliss for d sake of our youngs...so many of our youngs does not know d between of an mirror nd a mirror...istead of us to tising dem we r laffing dem...
as for mine i we continuing to speak coorect engliss to educated pipu dat wanted to learner...
Science/TechnologyRe: Two Unilorin Students Construct Aircraft Prototype by yame014: 5:43pm On Aug 14, 2013
I really don't know the essence of this thread......wait o, i jus figured it out...











the best University in Africa is UNILORIN (better than far)....Ope oooo...***dancing azonto***
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: A Nairalander's Comic Book Made With Pen & Photoshop by yame014: 12:11am On Aug 14, 2013
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Art, Graphics & VideoRe: A Nairalander's Comic Book Made With Pen & Photoshop by yame014: 9:02pm On Aug 13, 2013
Wow!!! am speechless...kudos boss!
PetsRe: What Type Of Animal Would You Keep As A Pet? by yame014: 9:01pm On Aug 13, 2013
Wsdm: I wish you know road to my house. I really need someone to help me get rid of those resistant cockroaches.
PetsRe: What Type Of Animal Would You Keep As A Pet? by yame014: 8:57pm On Aug 13, 2013
Wsdm: I wish you know road to my house. I really need someone to help me get rid of those resistant cockroaches.
Really cheesy...i'd love to...but 'have got enough...i need bed bugs to keep as pets now cheesy...do you have that? wink
Wsdm: I wish you know road to my house. I really need someone to help me get rid of those resistant cockroaches.
Really cheesy...i'd love to...but 'have got enough...i need bed bugs to keep as pets now cheesy...do you have that? grin
PetsRe: What Type Of Animal Would You Keep As A Pet? by yame014: 5:52pm On Aug 13, 2013
cockroaches n termites grin grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by yame014: 6:12pm On Aug 12, 2013
omoteamac: peep small small make 'an oga at d top' no go pour dirty water ontop ur head...EEYAN WAA NI SALEE TINZ..lol
Ekàrô sé ma fò sò...cheesy
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by yame014: 6:08pm On Aug 12, 2013
cute shade: am fine, and u?
am good...i guess am meeting u for d first time...so ***in olamide's voice*** '1st of all introduction-na me be d person wey den dey call Y to d A M'...in other words am in lipsrsealed lipsrsealed...

i would love to serve in ogun state or abj...Reason:-people talk say na there make sense pass...

U're next
Jokes EtcRe: Correct Me And Speak A Wronger English by yame014: 5:34pm On Aug 12, 2013
Everyday i shakes heads 4 pipu at nairaland...wen we they learnign to tok correct engliss...well i don blames pipu sha, if not d govament is compulsory engliss we we still be spoking in awa native languages...
Science/TechnologyRe: Nigeria Moves To Put Man In Space by yame014: 4:02pm On Aug 12, 2013
nkpom mpko: Which lite dem won use launch am?
Mikano generator now....wait o...dem fit build rechargeable space ship na cheesy... or better still we go go lunch am for ghana...undecided
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by yame014: 3:57pm On Aug 12, 2013
Cute shade...howdy?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by yame014: 3:55pm On Aug 12, 2013
omoteamac: yame nd jslimz..i c u oo
haa...Omotea my person...i jus dey take style peep inside house ni o...
Jokes EtcRe: Who Is The Fastest?? by yame014: 3:44pm On Aug 12, 2013
Anybody fit catch bullet naundecided...wait o...d wife na winch? cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Lets Do Some Riddles by yame014: 12:30pm On Aug 12, 2013
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Everybody in there sounds like its a weekend, routine things - Wedding, Sleeps and Market.

You dont bank on Weekends cheesy
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he could hav gone to withdraw money frm d ATM na...d answer shud be d watchman...coz he was not supposed to leave his duty post on a working day (thursday).
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by yame014: 9:51am On Aug 12, 2013
David Hume, Alenkakent,
Dididerry, nnamdipromise, cute shade, omotea, obinoral, pablo, bantie, imma, sotenna,yemmy, jslimz, winnie, beauty,phyktor, lewiz,shrimati, shawry, and all my wonderful housemates, i greet you all...do have a splendid week ahead...

@ dimplecakes my dear sister-how was ur nite?

NB: abeg who don see cdoff n maccoka?
Jokes EtcRe: Lets Do Some Riddles by yame014: 9:54pm On Aug 11, 2013
He'll pretend as deaf n dumb na...***still thinking***
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by yame014: 9:37pm On Aug 11, 2013
hopeyemmy: Yame and Victor, what's good?
brosie! am good o...hw flenjorz for ur side? cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Lets Do Some Riddles by yame014: 9:32pm On Aug 11, 2013
^^^ Fiction na or make he scope them cheesy lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Age Requirement Is Unconstitutional by yame014:
cynt22: Hmm, u guyz make it seem lyk its impossible 2 finish frm a state/federal uni + nysc b4 25. Until I read dis thread I was of d impression dat majority of fresh grads fall btw (21-26), probably because I knw a lot of job seekers within dat age range. As a matter of fact I did engineering, went 2 a fed uni and I'm 23, I wasn't even d youngest dat finished frm my set...my point is, dnt make it seem lyk its impossible. There is a significant fraction of fed uni graduates (cnt say 4 state unis) dat finish within dat age limit.
Regardless, I feel the age restriction practice is unfair...every grad dat meets up wit the specified academic/skill requirements shud b given a fair chance 2 partake in any recruitment process.
Nobody is trying to debunk the fact that most federal university students can't graduate before 25yrs. The OP raised a vital observation that most enterprises now use the age barrier to screen candidates, knowing fully well that people don't have equal opportunities in life. Take for example, a person from a rural area will definitely start sch at an old age (say 15-because his parents r illiterates n peasant farmers who don't see any good thing in early education); by the time he's through with sch he his already 30. Are we going to deny this young man his own contribution to the economy just because he his too old? or should we tell him to start looking for sponsors for his ideas? or he should be self employed? If everybody is self employed, how will u get people to work for u? it is not everybody that can manage an estalishment. As an analogy with d human body, every part of the body has its function, we can not all be heads or eyes. Everybody has a purpose in life.
Some were able to secure admission at a very young age not that they r more sound academically, but because they r privileged to have rich or educated parents.
For the fact that some of us graduated at a younger age doesn't mean we should criticise those that didn't graduate @ a younger age.
As we all know that good education (theoritical + skill aquisition) is the bedrock of an economy. So why d discrimination on age? Once u're not educated people see u as a nobody (most especially in Nigeria).

NB: my opinion though...pls disregard all my questions...i jus read the concluding part of ur comment...thanks
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Age Requirement Is Unconstitutional by yame014:
jp philips: what kind of admission took you 2yrs to secure? do you realize those 2yrs of your life will never comeback?
what skill did you acquire within this 2yrs? or you went home to eat mama 'thank ma' in the name of 'waiting for jamb' after which you pounce your self inflicted frustration on PS3?

are you aware that some of your mates while waiting for jamb run Microsoft professional certifications where they cant afford it they go to local computer centers to learn basic computer appreciation?

how long do you think it takes to learn how to overhaul phones with competence certification?.this same skill your mates at alaba use it to feed their families.
how long does it take to be proficient in design? do you know the demand for such skills? even if you dont make money from it, your ability to design your own house will save you a lot of money and wahala in the future.

do you know that 60% of Nigerian graduates dont know how to use computers?
meanwhile this same people had years with ASUU strikes and jamb, today, they are blaming employers.

these designers that have made it big, are they not tailors? how long does it take to learn to make clothes? or you dont know the demand for such?

what about event planning? you think they are all big deals? because your ignorant mind spent two yrs at home playing ps3.
do you know the demand for making weaves and beads?
primivera, SAP are very lucrative applications one can learn in a short period. how many undergraduates are doing it?

come to the depot, some undergraduate s are there learning the trade some of them are even praying for ASUU to remain on strike. after now, they have a skill and they look for sponsors, while their mates are feeding fat at home watching pooorn on the internet.

why will someone sponsor an empty head without skill?

those are the real issues. our youths need to wake up real fast
If you had read between lines, you would have noticed me referring to a 3rd person. why use d 2nd person pronoun in ur quote?
Btw, who told you d person in question lack basic computer skills?
what made u think he never acquired any form of skills? (just to sponsor himself through sch)
where did you get ur statistics that "60% of Nigerian graduates don't know how to use computer?" -geez did they use typewriter for their projects?
What are you trying to insinuate?-that those that went to sch lately are dullards or they shudn't have gone to sch at all?
FYI this is Nigeria, where people discrimate once u r not educated...
Jokes EtcRe: Lets Do Some Riddles by yame014: 8:23pm On Aug 10, 2013
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Rocking? I have a Feeling that I'd Just do that In my dreams tonite cheesy

Today has been 'Inexplicable' - Would be best we kept riddles apart for now, Lets Jxt Chitchat and save the brain for Sunday Sermons cheesy
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[color=#0066ff]I'd have to recheck the Question to decipher how u came about it cheesy

Hope ya weekend Is moving as Silly as mine?
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My weekend is going on smoothly...thanks
Jokes EtcRe: Lets Do Some Riddles by yame014: 7:30pm On Aug 10, 2013
El Guapo: ^^ [color=#0066ff]I Was Close, went for Friday.

Answer to the Riddle 2 Is what?
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Yea...you almost got it...the ans to d second riddle is LAND
NYSCRe: NYSC 2013 Batch C Corp Members House by yame014: 5:29pm On Aug 10, 2013
ayoolar011: Damalex, j-slimz nd yame I hail ooo
Oga me sir....i hail u too o
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Age Requirement Is Unconstitutional by yame014: 4:09pm On Aug 10, 2013
bishopjoe02: from your post, i doubt if you are in Nigeria, at what age did you graduate, dont be a kettle that is calling pot black, entreprenuer, hw many of them are making it in Nigeria, were is the funds, not everyone have it all go as your friend, do you knw d cost of USA visa, u nid to wake up and face reality, Nigeria Economy does not encourage private venture, all-else you have someone that will bankroll your idea.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Age Requirement Is Unconstitutional by yame014: 3:28pm On Aug 10, 2013
bishopjoe02: from your post, i doubt if you are in Nigeria, at what age did you graduate, dont be a kettle that is calling pot black, entreprenuer, hw many of them are making it in Nigeria, were is the funds, not everyone have it all go as your friend, do you knw d cost of USA visa, u nid to wake up and face reality, Nigeria Economy does not encourage private venture, all-else you have someone that will bankroll your idea.
Good one...I was about to raise that observation. The guy probably didn't school in Nigeria and if he did, he probably went to a private university. What Jp phillips should know is that not all Nigerians can afford d tuition in private universities. In my earlier post on this topic, i made mention of someone who finished secondary sch at the age of 17, got admitted into the university (federal) at 19 and graduated at 24 after spending five years with no spill over but due to ASUU strikes. By the time he was mobilised for service, he was already 25 and finished serving at 26+. Now are we going to say he wasted 26yrs of his life schooling? or he didn't make the right choice of school?
Jokes EtcRe: Lets Do Some Riddles by yame014: 1:20pm On Aug 10, 2013
Oyinprince: 1. wed 2. land
Bravo! u got the second brain teaser...

the answer to the first question is
THURSDAY


Solution:
1. list d days of d week in order i.e
s,m,t,w,t,f,s

2. start by solving d brain teaser backwards

3. starting from "three days bfore the day immediately after friday"-the day immediately after friday is saturday and three days before saturday is wednesday.

4.Now go back to d brain teaser n read from d begining "what day is two days after d day immediately before d day..."--- the day immediately bfore d day...is tuesday ( since we already know d day three days bfore d day immediately after friday to be wednesday)

5. Now d day immediately bfore wednesday is tuesday so two days after tuesday is Thursday...
Jokes EtcRe: Lets Do Some Riddles by yame014: 8:28pm On Aug 09, 2013
idnoble135: ^
i have the feeling that your number one is monday.(Am not sure though).
:-D...nice try...but try again sir...
Jokes EtcRe: Lets Do Some Riddles by yame014: 7:56pm On Aug 09, 2013
1. what day is two days after the day immediately before the day three days before the day immediately after friday?

2. What word in brackets completes the first word and starts the second?
Main (.....) mark
Jokes EtcRe: Lets Do Some Riddles by yame014: 7:40pm On Aug 09, 2013
Mehn! you guys r good!...i never thought it would be so easy for u guys sha...
Jokes EtcRe: Lets Do Some Riddles by yame014: 12:32pm On Aug 09, 2013
Good morning people...All protocols duely observed...am sorry for breaking d rules...here r my riddles for d day:
1. What usually ends everything?
2. A cowboy rode into town on monday, stayed three days,
and rode out again on monday. How did he do that?
3.I stand when am sitting, and jump when am walking....what am i?
4. When you have me, you feel like sharing me. But, if
you do share me, you don't have me. What am I?
5.I am a five lettered english word, that is pronounced exactly the same way if you remove four letters from me. what am i?

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