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@Op...u forgot to add.... dunce: yipeee!!! first to comment ***dancing azonto*** |
nairaland my pipu, wen we wil spekin good engliss for d sake of our youngs...so many of our youngs does not know d between of an mirror nd a mirror...istead of us to tising dem we r laffing dem... as for mine i we continuing to speak coorect engliss to educated pipu dat wanted to learner... |
I really don't know the essence of this thread......wait o, i jus figured it out... the best University in Africa is UNILORIN (better than far)....Ope oooo...***dancing azonto*** |
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Wow!!! am speechless...kudos boss! |
Wsdm: I wish you know road to my house. I really need someone to help me get rid of those resistant cockroaches. |
Wsdm: I wish you know road to my house. I really need someone to help me get rid of those resistant cockroaches.Really ...i'd love to...but 'have got enough...i need bed bugs to keep as pets now ...do you have that? ![]() Wsdm: I wish you know road to my house. I really need someone to help me get rid of those resistant cockroaches.Really ...i'd love to...but 'have got enough...i need bed bugs to keep as pets now ...do you have that? ![]() |
cockroaches n termites ![]() |
omoteamac: peep small small make 'an oga at d top' no go pour dirty water ontop ur head...EEYAN WAA NI SALEE TINZ..lolEkàrô sé ma fò sò... ![]() |
cute shade: am fine, and u?am good...i guess am meeting u for d first time...so ***in olamide's voice*** '1st of all introduction-na me be d person wey den dey call Y to d A M'...in other words am in ...i would love to serve in ogun state or abj...Reason:-people talk say na there make sense pass... U're next |
Everyday i shakes heads 4 pipu at nairaland...wen we they learnign to tok correct engliss...well i don blames pipu sha, if not d govament is compulsory engliss we we still be spoking in awa native languages... |
nkpom mpko: Which lite dem won use launch am?Mikano generator now....wait o...dem fit build rechargeable space ship na ... or better still we go go lunch am for ghana...![]() |
Cute shade...howdy? |
omoteamac: yame nd jslimz..i c u oohaa...Omotea my person...i jus dey take style peep inside house ni o... |
Anybody fit catch bullet na ...wait o...d wife na winch? ![]() |
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Everybody in there sounds like its a weekend, routine things - Wedding, Sleeps and Market.he could hav gone to withdraw money frm d ATM na...d answer shud be d watchman...coz he was not supposed to leave his duty post on a working day (thursday). |
David Hume, Alenkakent, Dididerry, nnamdipromise, cute shade, omotea, obinoral, pablo, bantie, imma, sotenna,yemmy, jslimz, winnie, beauty,phyktor, lewiz,shrimati, shawry, and all my wonderful housemates, i greet you all...do have a splendid week ahead... @ dimplecakes my dear sister-how was ur nite? NB: abeg who don see cdoff n maccoka? |
He'll pretend as deaf n dumb na...***still thinking*** |
hopeyemmy: Yame and Victor, what's good?brosie! am good o...hw flenjorz for ur side? ![]() |
^^^ Fiction na or make he scope them ![]() |
cynt22: Hmm, u guyz make it seem lyk its impossible 2 finish frm a state/federal uni + nysc b4 25. Until I read dis thread I was of d impression dat majority of fresh grads fall btw (21-26), probably because I knw a lot of job seekers within dat age range. As a matter of fact I did engineering, went 2 a fed uni and I'm 23, I wasn't even d youngest dat finished frm my set...my point is, dnt make it seem lyk its impossible. There is a significant fraction of fed uni graduates (cnt say 4 state unis) dat finish within dat age limit.Nobody is trying to debunk the fact that most federal university students can't graduate before 25yrs. The OP raised a vital observation that most enterprises now use the age barrier to screen candidates, knowing fully well that people don't have equal opportunities in life. Take for example, a person from a rural area will definitely start sch at an old age (say 15-because his parents r illiterates n peasant farmers who don't see any good thing in early education); by the time he's through with sch he his already 30. Are we going to deny this young man his own contribution to the economy just because he his too old? or should we tell him to start looking for sponsors for his ideas? or he should be self employed? If everybody is self employed, how will u get people to work for u? it is not everybody that can manage an estalishment. As an analogy with d human body, every part of the body has its function, we can not all be heads or eyes. Everybody has a purpose in life. Some were able to secure admission at a very young age not that they r more sound academically, but because they r privileged to have rich or educated parents. For the fact that some of us graduated at a younger age doesn't mean we should criticise those that didn't graduate @ a younger age. As we all know that good education (theoritical + skill aquisition) is the bedrock of an economy. So why d discrimination on age? Once u're not educated people see u as a nobody (most especially in Nigeria). NB: my opinion though...pls disregard all my questions...i jus read the concluding part of ur comment...thanks |
jp philips: what kind of admission took you 2yrs to secure? do you realize those 2yrs of your life will never comeback?If you had read between lines, you would have noticed me referring to a 3rd person. why use d 2nd person pronoun in ur quote? Btw, who told you d person in question lack basic computer skills? what made u think he never acquired any form of skills? (just to sponsor himself through sch) where did you get ur statistics that "60% of Nigerian graduates don't know how to use computer?" -geez did they use typewriter for their projects? What are you trying to insinuate?-that those that went to sch lately are dullards or they shudn't have gone to sch at all? FYI this is Nigeria, where people discrimate once u r not educated... |
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Rocking? I have a Feeling that I'd Just do that In my dreams toniteMy weekend is going on smoothly...thanks |
El Guapo: ^^ [color=#0066ff]I Was Close, went for Friday.Yea...you almost got it...the ans to d second riddle is LAND |
ayoolar011: Damalex, j-slimz nd yame I hail oooOga me sir....i hail u too o |
bishopjoe02: from your post, i doubt if you are in Nigeria, at what age did you graduate, dont be a kettle that is calling pot black, entreprenuer, hw many of them are making it in Nigeria, were is the funds, not everyone have it all go as your friend, do you knw d cost of USA visa, u nid to wake up and face reality, Nigeria Economy does not encourage private venture, all-else you have someone that will bankroll your idea. |
bishopjoe02: from your post, i doubt if you are in Nigeria, at what age did you graduate, dont be a kettle that is calling pot black, entreprenuer, hw many of them are making it in Nigeria, were is the funds, not everyone have it all go as your friend, do you knw d cost of USA visa, u nid to wake up and face reality, Nigeria Economy does not encourage private venture, all-else you have someone that will bankroll your idea.Good one...I was about to raise that observation. The guy probably didn't school in Nigeria and if he did, he probably went to a private university. What Jp phillips should know is that not all Nigerians can afford d tuition in private universities. In my earlier post on this topic, i made mention of someone who finished secondary sch at the age of 17, got admitted into the university (federal) at 19 and graduated at 24 after spending five years with no spill over but due to ASUU strikes. By the time he was mobilised for service, he was already 25 and finished serving at 26+. Now are we going to say he wasted 26yrs of his life schooling? or he didn't make the right choice of school? |
Oyinprince: 1. wed 2. landBravo! u got the second brain teaser... the answer to the first question is THURSDAY Solution: 1. list d days of d week in order i.e s,m,t,w,t,f,s 2. start by solving d brain teaser backwards 3. starting from "three days bfore the day immediately after friday"-the day immediately after friday is saturday and three days before saturday is wednesday. 4.Now go back to d brain teaser n read from d begining "what day is two days after d day immediately before d day..."--- the day immediately bfore d day...is tuesday ( since we already know d day three days bfore d day immediately after friday to be wednesday) 5. Now d day immediately bfore wednesday is tuesday so two days after tuesday is Thursday... |
idnoble135: ^:-D...nice try...but try again sir... |
1. what day is two days after the day immediately before the day three days before the day immediately after friday? 2. What word in brackets completes the first word and starts the second? Main (.....) mark |
Mehn! you guys r good!...i never thought it would be so easy for u guys sha... |
Good morning people...All protocols duely observed...am sorry for breaking d rules...here r my riddles for d day: 1. What usually ends everything? 2. A cowboy rode into town on monday, stayed three days, and rode out again on monday. How did he do that? 3.I stand when am sitting, and jump when am walking....what am i? 4. When you have me, you feel like sharing me. But, if you do share me, you don't have me. What am I? 5.I am a five lettered english word, that is pronounced exactly the same way if you remove four letters from me. what am i? |
...i'd love to...but 'have got enough...i need bed bugs to keep as pets now 

