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Jokes Etc › Re: Dele Haliru's Story by yanabasee(m): 1:17pm On Jan 09, 2016
[quote author=CeenoEvu post=41811360][/quote]Thanks dude.... Twas funny, but not enough....maybe if I could learn yoruba, it'd been easier and jovial...
Politics › Re: Sahara Reporters Renders Nairaland Dumpsite,removes Its Page Sources On FFK NGE by yanabasee(m): 12:27pm On Jan 09, 2016
kestolove95:
it will bro, nd it will draw d attention even more dan wat linda has drawn..nl have d people olreday, ova a million users d only tin left is for him to start creatin his news people will take him seriux, go to linda or stellablog any news u see dia u will sEe dia name written on d picture boldly dats ril..unlike nl dat we keep postin reference..mtseew...nd nl doz not guarantee freedom of speech..u talk small dem ban u...dey like banning...we insult linda she no ban us...but hia just joke wit d mods..not even seun o..d mod..dey will ban u..nonsense...I knw if dey see dix now..dey will ban me
Well, perhaps, Seun have his reasons for not setting front sight journalists... What you should understand is that, Seun is the highest beneficiary... Most users open threads just to gain popularity and by so doing breaking news and creating awareness to NL... The supermods only push this threads with specific criterion to front page...

The user gain nothing opening such threads... The mods get paid say tokens for analysing and letting the supermods to move it to the front page... And seun pull traffics and gets paid without even checking on his site.

Lol.... As in eh... Common jokes.... These mods aren't smiling at all...
Technology Market › Re: Very Clean Mini Laptops direct tokunbo US by yanabasee(m): 12:19pm On Jan 09, 2016
miqos03:
I will get back to u once its available
How soon? Reall want it this year... Say from june or july... Will have to budget for it... I've one that is under auction... If I get it... Will ask you nt to bother.. But before then, I'm strongly relying on you.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by yanabasee(m): 10:43am On Jan 09, 2016
DTOBS:
Oga yanabasse, I hail you sire...
MARCH a gbe wa oooooooo...
Good morning sir, March agbe wa oh! We'll get there...
Nairaland General › Re: EFCC Raids Former Customs Comptroller General’s Residence by yanabasee(m): 1:57am On Jan 09, 2016
I knew Buhari will send his dogs after this man because of the way he seek for retirement when Buhari resumed office.
Pets › Re: Two-legged Dog Becomes Town Celebrity by yanabasee(m): 1:53am On Jan 09, 2016
kestolove95:
Dix is d ril end time dog, al dix ibo rebels go wish to chop dat dog, awon Biafra nuisance
You might end up marrying a Biafran... From the look of things...
Pets › Re: Two-legged Dog Becomes Town Celebrity by yanabasee(m): 1:53am On Jan 09, 2016
Phantom breed.... Weird....
Music/Radio › Re: OMG! Nigerians Gives Their Versions Of Jazzy/ Olamide's Headies Bust-up...lol by yanabasee(m): 1:50am On Jan 09, 2016
Khd95:
Every single pdp was/is a crook,frm gej to dansuki,to yakassai,to bode george and u say they are heros/role modelshuhsad

leave dis guys for EFCC cool

Baba ti take overgrin
Every singly comment you make isn't a hit from back to back, from this post to the next one, fvck ya brain, midgets taking over ya reasoning. Incase you need a brain. Come and getit...
Celebrities › Re: Davido Dressed As A Mobile Policeman & Carrying An AK47 Rifle On Set Of Officer by yanabasee(m): 1:44am On Jan 09, 2016
Lol.... He just got up from the hospital to the studio and now to a set.... OBO, you strong gan... Oga Baba boss mi... I de skelewu for you gan... Sophia no reach...
Romance › Re: Please Help: My Ex Want To Curse Me For This Reason (photo) by yanabasee(m): 1:40am On Jan 09, 2016
Khd95:
She did 6 abortion for u?
My brother dem sopose invoke ancient roman thunder on ur b@llz,so that it can burst it ruthlesslysad


ewu congo,lai muhammed
Buahahahahahahahahahaha....

OP.... You get mind oh... So becoz u're the only boy your parents have... You had to destroy another person's daughter and when you've eventually succeeded in destroying her womb, you then decide to swerve. Upon which you're afraid of her curses.

The thunder and lightening that will visit you... It's only her curses that will intercede on your behalf....
Politics › Re: The Ten Most Mentioned/disussed Ethnic Groups On Nairaland by yanabasee(m): 1:33am On Jan 09, 2016
So, igbo people made it to the top... See trophy ni...
Jokes Etc › Re: Dele Haliru's Story by yanabasee(m): 1:26am On Jan 09, 2016
engrkaz:
This is very funny.....especially if you understand Yoruba Language...

EFCC ARRAIGNS HALIRU (ITAN HALIRU ATI DELE)

DELE: Hello Haliru, Bawo ni?
HALIRU: Ta lo n soro?
DELE: Momodu ni o
HALIRU: Ki lo wa de o?
DELE: EFCC n bo n le yin o
HALIRU: Awusubilahi , ki ni mo ma se?
DELE: E ma foya, format wa ni le
HALIRU: Haa, Mo ti bo lowo cancer , mi o tun le lo yen mo o
DELE: Ta lon soro Cancer, Mo ti lo Cancer fun Aunty already, Iyen o jawo mo, Paralysis lo wa n floor bayii
HALIRU: Eje jesu, Para kini?
DELE: Enu e le wa yen, ewon le fin sere lodun titun , E je wa gba Medical report.
HALIRU: Say no more..
Interpret.
Politics › Re: Why Femi Otedola Is Africa’s Highest Gaining Billionaire With $1.81 Billion by yanabasee(m): 1:24am On Jan 09, 2016
Zoharariel:
You're grateful for what exactly? This asshole is 1 of the subsidy thieves holding the Country to ransom while hoarding the fuel & making Nigerians suffer, and you're grateful he made it ?

If Oluwa blesses your hustle, he's a bastard!
How exactly do you know he took side on the subsidy theft? The subsidy was entirely under NNPC except now that it's removed. And NNPC isn't Forte oil... Bros, you've gotta be grateful over ppl's achievement... And wish them well.

If you were in his position you'd done worst things... And don't even claim you're a saint here coz u're not close to being good.

Oluwa isn't a bastard and he'll bless my hustle this here... Wait and see!
Politics › Re: Sahara Reporters Renders Nairaland Dumpsite,removes Its Page Sources On FFK NGE by yanabasee(m): 1:18am On Jan 09, 2016
kestolove95:
98% topics on NL ar copy and paste topics..NL is a copy and paste site...its high time seun recruit reporters nd columnist ,it wil b beta dan him choppin d money alone.
Will good columnist and reporters/journalists fetch seun the money that this copy and paste is fetching him? Considering the traffic that it has been pulling.

I'll say, this is a business tragedy, most ppl don't go to sarahareporters or lindaikeji or naij or vanguard to read news.. But simply get all those news coupled together on nairalnad.

I think, seun needs to reduce his banning techniques..... Also, tribalism is highly practice on this forum. Both the mods and the supermods are racial.
Celebrities › Re: FINALLY Young John Explains Why He Is Scarce On Olamide’s Album Eyan Mayweather by yanabasee(m): 1:04am On Jan 09, 2016
Lol... My little niece will say.... "Long john, the weekend producer"...
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by yanabasee(m): 1:00am On Jan 09, 2016
Kbs468:
Hahahaha that I better pass my neighbour no be good man oo, Why didn't he scold her over her dress code and refuse her entry in the first place? instead of going to warn the husband if at all nothing is already going on between them.

by the way, I trust you and my tastilicious and yummilicious Mschubby tongue
Lol... I've set it clear for you oh... She better don't tempt me as that trust might be overrule.
Politics › Re: Why Femi Otedola Is Africa’s Highest Gaining Billionaire With $1.81 Billion by yanabasee(m): 12:49am On Jan 09, 2016
Wow... I'm grateful he made it thus far....
Oluwa, bless my hustle.
Maga must pay, come 2016...
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by yanabasee(m): 12:43am On Jan 09, 2016
Cc: lekpaciouse follow this thread, ask any question you'd want to and you'll get the answer as you seek.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by yanabasee(m): 12:24am On Jan 09, 2016
Kbs468:
Sweet love wantintin pls take good care of yanabasee for me tomorrow OK.

Come to think of it, when are you coming back from the impromptu oversea trip you undertook because I am missing you and that seems to be giving Spixytinxy some leverage to command some boastful attitude in recent time

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Civil Defence Corps, Immigration, SSS 2012/2013 by yanabasee(m): 12:18am On Jan 09, 2016
Dminister:
Thanks Bro, I also wish you what you wish me.
We'll get there someday bro... You're welcome.

Whether paramilitary or not... One will have to get a fed job.
Technology Market › Re: Very Clean Mini Laptops direct tokunbo US by yanabasee(m): 12:16am On Jan 09, 2016
miqos03:
u get lenovo boss, hp will cost 24k
If you're only dealing with minis.... When will you get samsung mini solar? That's jst what I'd like to get...
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by yanabasee(m): 12:11am On Jan 09, 2016
mschubby:
I'm fine nd u? Will enter tomorrow
Been good... Alright then... Enough goody bag from you.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by yanabasee(m): 12:03am On Jan 09, 2016
Mschubby longest time.... How have you been? Are you in town yet?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by yanabasee(m): 12:00am On Jan 09, 2016
Kbs468:
hahahaha of course you do too because you've just did replied her again to prove me right not minding her reaction to your previous response
Seriously I don't.... But I'm really into my anger management.... Perhaps the reason I had to reply her again!... Best thing I do is to ignore.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Civil Defence Corps, Immigration, SSS 2012/2013 by yanabasee(m): 11:55pm On Jan 08, 2016
Dminister:
You are right, my sisters husband who is one of civil defence boss called me that he has three slots and if I will like work there that I should make my choice and reply him with all my credentials and cv. I just told him he should give me a day to think about it.
So, after consultations with my parents and few friends who all said I should not put all eggs in one basket , I decided to forward my credentials to him. If you know anybody please make hay while its not too late now. As for me, police and sss I don't like including civil defence as per before now.
Its airforce and custom I really want and I still have the passion for custom burning in me till now.
I won't stop until I get enlisted into nigerian custom by the grace of God. I know with the power of God I would come share my testimony here soon that God has offered me my heart desire.
God will do for you also whatever your heart desire is AMEN.
AMEN!!!!

And why won't you share the testimony when you've got somebody that is at the frontline for you? Life's made easy for you bro.... We wish you luck.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by yanabasee(m): 11:45pm On Jan 08, 2016
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by yanabasee(m): 11:31pm On Jan 08, 2016
ukjerry:
CAN I GET A SIMPLE ANSWER 2 MY QUESTION PLS?
For the sake of God... I'll ignore the manner you quoted me and still respond to your question properly....

Schools varies... I don't know if your school will still clear students after which names have been submitted to NYSC.

But my post initiated that you'll have to be cleared before you're mobilised... Becoz after clearance is mobilisation... Before you talk about the online clearance... The way most federal university is operating.

Note that, from 11th, NYSC will take absolute control of all prospective corps members... So I don't know how you'll be cleared when names have been all sent to Abuja... But I think, you have to know how ur school is operating.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by yanabasee(m): 11:20pm On Jan 08, 2016
justified19:
lol, wit which language will kbs handle her?



u no nice at all
Kbs has a zero tolerance... I don't....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by yanabasee(m): 11:18pm On Jan 08, 2016
Kbs468:
I once came across an article that speculated that we might not witness national census this year owing to the harsh economic situation of the country, so I seemed to believe in it anyway
Ok Boss mi...... Tot perhaps, it'll be nicer if I get my legs on it while serving.... Lemme review the 2016 budget again.... Don't think twas included...

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