₦airaland Forum

seunny4lif:
Senegal ( 5 months) :
The best west Africa for me, 90% Muslims nation but you wouldn't even know. You can slap a Soldier in Senegal no problem but do that to police officer and be ready for 4 months in Jail.
Apart from Dakar, the other areas are not much developed
NB:
Dakar is so nice but Igbo boiz has made Senegalese police to be targeting Nigerians.
They believe all Nigerians are Scammers becos that what most Nigerians in Senegal do for living.
Churches have so many programs for Scammers and vigil to help them see Magas.
Don't be surprise when you see Europeans travelling with you inside the Bus o Oooh even within the city



Niger Rep (4 months):
Nothing much diff from Northern Nigeria but Alcohol is legalized and the country own more than 4 brewery companies.
Friday's night na Club but the ladies are Nigerians.
Igbos and Yorubas girls has Oloshos


Sierra Leone ( 3 weeks):
Are you looking for easy to fuvk girls?
Sierra leone are the cheapest girls to bleep cos just buy a plate of food for them and it is finish but mehn those chicks get unbelievable ASS and they will fuvk your soul out .
Dogg style
The only food in that country is Rice and Cassava.
Every soup is around Cassava leaves

Guinea ( 4 days)
Those chicks over there are the most beautiful ladies in the whole West Africa. They like Nigerian guys becos of what Igbo guys are doing over there.
Once the police see a Nigerian? Money don come.
They will hold you at every check point as a Nigerian and you must pay.
The road from Mali to Guinea and from Guinea to Senegal are the worst roads, I have ever seen in my life.
Worst currency in West Africa.
3K = 270K
I and my friend ate rice and full Chicken and everybody was looking at our plate.

Me : How much is our bills?
Seller: 26K (I will never forget)
We : Jeus Christ, wahala dey oooooh
Seller: Its even cheap self compare to other places
We: We thought, it's was Naira but it's was useless Guinea Franc
We: Ooh 26k Guinea Franc, that's less than #1200
We order for more Chicken and beer joor




Benin Rep (All together 1 month)
Not much fun
Same like Nigeria

Togo (2 days )

Ghana ( Just 2 days)

Burkina Faso( 1 day)

Mali ( 3 days)
That's country is too big
Travelling within the country takes days
Haba


NB: About West Africa including Nigeria
If you have money to do business then no problem but if you don't
God is your strength
Planning to visit Cape Verde but my wif upe is coming with me
Can't check out those Cape Verde chicks

MrsNwaAmaikpe:



if only she was Buhari's daughter, she would have been in a hospital guided by the Nigerian police, army, civil defence, Navy, Airforce, Customs, and other military outfits.

If only she was Buhari's daughter, top politicians would visit her and discuss the possibility of flying her abroad.

if only she was Buhari's daughter, doctors will be on duty 24 hours on her case; some of them dont need to do anything, just hang around for the president's daughter is ill.

if only she was Buhar's daughter, she wouldnt need to spend a dime to treat herself; money recovered from the sales of crude oil will be available to treat her in the best hospital.

if only she was.........but in reality she isnt, hence this thread. Thousands of Nigerians die daily of curable/treatable diseases just becuase they arent connected politically.

adebaxton:
imported is costlier.
Puikit and Tiger are imported, but I think local makers are engraving Tiger's brand name on their rods.
most project I have done for nairalanders and outta here are executed will local rods which are of quality.

Rawshal:
Location pls?

pulsemusicng:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tznar4pVS1U

cc lalasticlala mynd44

Offpoint:
my only concern for you today is for you to learn photoshop and CorelDRaw for just 5k this December... just holla me if you're interested.

praizblog:
Photoshop photo of Davido and Kim Kardashian.


What type of Davido song do you suggest Davido should sing for Kim Kardashian?

They are cool together tho. Or what do you think?

Gist from Praizeupdates
http://www.praizeupdates.com/see-this-traditional-wedding-photo-of-davido-and-kim-kardashian/



I need the contact of the person that did the photishop

Immanueladebol:
Pictures speaks louder than words,moreover people won't believe this except they see pictures

Angelanest:
A 32-year-old man identified as Emmanuel Akamabe, a resident at Ranch Road in Obudu, Cross River state, has been arrested by security operatives with a pistol. .

He was arrested this morning at the Obudu Motor Park by the Chairman of the National Union of Road Transport Workers NURTW, in the park, Mr. Martin Umbie, also known as MAKOJO, with two Barreta pistols, two empty magazines and two live rounds, hidden in a bag of garri.

The suspect claims he was taking the arms on an errand for one Mr. Ezekiel Bala, also known as, GUN RUNNER, from Wukari in Taraba state to deliver to a client in Calabar.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/11/man-arrested-security-operatives-barreta-pistols-calabar-photos.html

Jamieb:
The Government of Enugu State under the Post Primary Schools Management Board, invites applications from suitably qualified candidates for Tutorial Staff across the 291 Public Secondary Schools in the state in the position below:

Job Title: Teacher

Location: Enugu
Slot: 2000

Job Description and Qualifications

The vacancies are advertised according to the tutorial staff needs of each school. (Click Here for Details)
Applicants must possess any of the following qualifications: NCE, B.Ed, in any of the subjects advertised.
Application Closing Date
15th December, 2017.

Method of Application
Interested and qualified candidates should submit the following documents below:

Application letters which must be handwritten.
Photocopies of certificate claimed
A letter of identification from the L.GA. of origin.
All applications must be addressed to "The Executive Chairman Post Primary Schools Management Board Enugu"  Candidates are to submit their applications to any of the Education Zones nearest to them, the Education Zones include:

Agbani Zone at Agbani L.G. Headquarters
Awgu Zone at Awgu L.G. Headquarters
Enugu Zone, opposite Shoprite Enugu
Nsukka Zone at PPSMB Nsukka Office
Obollo Zone at C.S.S. Obollo-Afor
Udi Zone at Girls Secondary School Ngwo.
Click Here to View Subject Details; (School by School)

Note

Applicants are to indicate in their application letters the schools where they want to teach.
The school must have a vacancy for the subject to be taught by the applicant.
Successful candidates will only be posted to the schools so indicated in the application letters.
Multiple entries are not allowed, otherwise the applicant will be disqualified.
The process beginning with submission of application letters to the final issuance of appointment letter is FREE AND AT NO COST.
The State Government shall prosecute any body found receiving or giving any form of gratification with regard to this recruitment.
Visit any of the Local Government Headquarters nearest to you for details of the subject by subject; school by school

Method of Application
Interested and qualified candidates should submit the following documents below:

Application letters which must be handwritten.
Photocopies of certificate claimed
A letter of identification from the L.GA. of origin.
All applications must be addressed to “The Executive Chairman Post Primary Schools Management Board Enugu” Candidates are to submit their applications to any of the Education Zones nearest to them, the Education Zones include:

Agbani Zone at Agbani L.G. Headquarters
Awgu Zone at Awgu L.G. Headquarters
Enugu Zone, opposite Shoprite Enugu
Nsukka Zone at PPSMB Nsukka Office
Obollo Zone at C.S.S. Obollo-Afor
Udi Zone at Girls Secondary School Ngwo.


Source: https://www.graduatejobsng.com/enugu-state-government-massive-teachers-recruitment-2000-positions/

Lionbite:
she is not forming anything, she is accomplished. Question is are you accomplished?

Hashimyussufamao:
but if u also lose a die minute penalty or a clear chance u may not be called again

OEPHIUS:
If you are planning to buy a TSTV Decoder, you might want to put it on hold. A Nigerian contacted Bein TV, one of the networks TSTV claim to have a broadcast agreement with and the company flat out denied TSTV or any other Nigerian Organization.

Look at the chats

chukzyfcbb:
They don't owe me nothing, but they owe their brand a big favour. Even if you don't know Jack about marketing.

You can learn from the widespread ponzi scheme that has died a natural death.
The marketing scheme introduced and what led to the end.

If I check well, you may not even have a Tstv Decoder to begin with

Adebowale89:
this is not even the matter of cheap or not. any guys fvcking a Lady on the first day might one way or the other be endangering is life. worst part of it is if u meet on social media, u didn't know a lady background and her home and you're digging her on the first date, is a biggest risk

now back to the question, sex on the first date speak of cheapness from lady side and unserious element from guy sir


but why should a responsible lady meet a guy in his house on the first date? ain't they suppose to be on a date somewhere in a love garden, bar, or eatery chatting?


I have never tried such act with a Lady on the first date, can't allow 5 to 10mins enjoyment to put me in everlasting regret.
always set your psychological trait first before your emotional trait

Adebowale89:
this is not even the matter of cheap or not. any guys fvcking a Lady on the first day might one way or the other be endangering is life. worst part of it is if u meet on social media, u didn't know a lady background and her home and you're digging her on the first date, is a biggest risk

now back to the question, sex on the first date speak of cheapness from lady side and unserious element from guy side.


I do not agree with you


but why should a responsible lady meet a guy in his house on the first date? ain't they suppose to be on a date somewhere in a love garden, bar, or eatery chatting?


I have never tried such act with a Lady on the first date, can't allow 5 to 10mins enjoyment to put me in everlasting regret.
always set your psychological trait first before your emotional trait

alexistaiwo:
Doesn't matter whether she sex you on the first or seventy eighth date.
As long as a girl opens her leg for you without paying her bride price. She is cheap

Acidosis:
Please do not create problems for yourself. To buttress Ishi's point, majority of the problems we face today are man-made. We spend 20 hours creating problems for ourselves, and then struggle through the remaining hours of the day looking for solutions.

You have saved N800,000. Go ahead and marry a woman that shares same orientation with you. Many women out there do not need the 'ovation' kind of wedding... don't be scared of anything, they all possess the same body structure and endowment. Spending N1 trillion on a wedding won't automatically give you access to four brea.sts on your wedding night.

A group of businessmen just sat down and derived a way to suck out money from intending couples and they felt the best way to go about it is to build wedding dress worth millions, event centres, etc. Since they are aware that many people out there are mu.mu "sheep-ers" to celebrities, they make sure their services and products get endorsed by celebrities.

You are a human with a mind of your own, you can break the chain!

About the car talk, I sincerely think that you're about getting married the wrong woman. If your woman is not ready to take that public transport with you, then quit. Get a car at a convenient period when you're sure that YOU (not a girlfriend) will NEED it.

If Danfo is what you use, ensure you get a woman that feels comfortable in Danfo, if she bothers you with Uber requests, quit! She's not your type.

MrBrownJay1:
i once "mistakenly" dated a gal with such boobs... and while she was dressed she looked A-M-A-Z-I-N-G and so sexy, but then we went for bedroom acrobatics, and as she lay on her back, she undid her bra, and ONE BREAST fell on the bed on one side of her body, and the other breast fell on the bed on the other side. i have never seen anything so repulsive in my ENTIRE LIFE. my erection disappeared in a minute, and i had to ask her to put on her bra again.

so, humongous breast for me?! no thank you!

Johngla:
Bring all your itunes card amd convert to money quote me if you have available for sale