₦airaland Forum

I just won 12million in bet9ja any nairaland babe to enjoy with for d week should mail me .2 million will b urs

Jesusgirl92:
Goat!

u will ready enjoy my dick ooo since dat is your problem

Izen:
Please quick one guys. I need experienced answers.

How do I nicely tell a colleague to back off? I cannot date someone who works with me for obvious reasons. I'm a lady and I'll be at the receiving end if things go south. I also do not like unnecessary office drama, tension and rumors. We work in a large organisation but we happen to be in the same department. I also tend to get jealous when I see him hanging out with other female coworkers more than necessary. I'm not sure I can deal but this guy is consistently on my case.
If I'm being honest, I'm attracted to him a lot too and would probably date him under different circumstances. But I just can't be with someone who works in the same organisation as me. I love my job too much to resign and it would be stupid of me to even do that.
He hasn't outrightly asked me out but I don't even want it to get to that point to avoid awkwardness.
So what do I tell him so as not to hurt his feelings? Thanks.

come let me fvck u

AishaBuhari:
I and family now manages this below... Life continues...

so shall it b if u are pretending

CollinsWeGlobe:
President Muhammadu Buhari will tomorrow depart Abuja for Addis Ababa, Ethiopia to participate in the 30th Ordinary Session of the Assembly of Heads of State and Government of the African Union, according to the tweet, tweeted by APCNigeria

Tweet:

"President Muhammadu Buhari will tomorrow depart Abuja for Addis Ababa, Ethiopia to participate in the 30th Ordinary Session of the Assembly of Heads of State and Government of the African Union (AU)."

https://twitter.com/APCNigeria/status/956523419713134593

Source: http://mandynews.com/2018/01/25/president-muhammadu-buhari-depart-abuja-for-addis-ababa/

hope all those ipobs will not commit suicide wen pmb win d election

johnnyvid:
this is the policy and the law of the current vice chancellor. really they want to turn unilorin to advanced secondary school. why do they have to stop attachment. i guess the current v.c is a chronic mulsim that doesn't know that unilorin is not an islamic university.

ooo those is mean Christians allow such lifestyle

ALVA001:
This Buhari era sef. Like for Atiku Shares for Buhari

ur father

Iyajelili:
Zombie!!!

Bleep ur pussy

Nehyooh:
Just finished applying....Show me your FAVOUR LORD !

help oo
I apply BT I no see were to fill my cv

bigtt76:
I thought she was a Hijab wearer before? What has changed

disvigrin girl wen u go get brain

Iyajelili:
See one of the many people who deceived a lot of gullible Nigerians into voting for the grand master of terrorist now forming change of mind. Well, your wailing has just started and i hope it never ends so go and sin no more.

ur brain dey touch .....my lord pmb till 2023

deantimes:
Source: http://headline.com.ng/charley-boy-buhari-second-term/

lol my lord pmb as already won

DAVE41:
GEJ HAD ONE TENURE AND THE PROPLE VOTED HIM OUT AND BUHARI IS TO BE VOTED OUT come 2019
Nigerians are becoming wiser

ipob noted

fakeprophet:
yea, iam a proudly middle-beltan, we decide the political pendulum in this country.

take it or leave it, Bubu is going......

ur father

chronique:
I'm waiting to see if the idiot would be returned to power. If Nigerians do,I'd definitely leave this country for good.

don't u know u are a liability to d country so u better leave

highchief1:
u will die before March this year

agreed as long as am dying becos of my lord pmb

[quote author=CaptainJeffry post=63936050]It can only happen there. The cows up North still follow their rearer whether hungry or full.

Fools.[/quote
pmb only need one state in south d win d election d north shut down

chronique:
I'm waiting for 2019.

with ur one vote rite

highchief1:
those hailling him will all die before the second quarter of this year.as they hail failure their hearts will fail

u and ur families will also die before dem

pmb my lord no going back north west shut down north east shut down .Niger,kware,kogi,abuja,shutdown,south west shut..........south south south east dose region are u enemies rite before u even won d last election we only need 5% from each state ..........no pmb no Nigeria .....ipob no vacancy in aso rock

Evablizin:



Sai baba till 2099.

mumu goat pmb is God sent if not him ur criminals DAT u worship will have drill d nation by now

doctokwus:
The Northern part of Nigeria is a big problem to our collective sanity and unity of purpose as a people and a country.
How can you cheer the same person that is causing your misery if you are not hypnotized with glue sniffing?

get loss ...my lord pmb till 2023

hope she til a vigrin if not I will not marry her

jamariwolf2:
You people should be finding work na

employ me to dig ur honey pot

[quote author=Hahnemann post=63865683]Hi Nairalanders, I'm 45 and my bank account is not smiling at me. I need to get married ASAP, but i need a tribe where the bride price and marriage process can b cheap and affordable.

I'm not tribalistic, so i can marry anywhere and anyone[/quote
ipob widows

my2d:
Don't spoil my frnd o

lol married woman saying don't spoil me ooo

JESUSBOIY:
Is it true that opening mouth when having sex causes badluck?

i think i have badluck today .

it means ur daughter pussy is very sweet den honey pot

tolanibae:
In my honest opinion, I think the chicken crossed the road

* Because the filling station at the other side sells at normal price.

* To join the protest against Fulani herdsmen at the other side.

* To get a presidential ticket


Those are the reasons I could think of right now.

Please add yours.

I think d chicken is looking for KANU and gej for scamming poor Nigerians

AntiIPOOP:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2018/01/police-apprehend-ipob-member-detaining-raping-woman-asaba/

d same guy that was fucking cow-nu

Oyindidi:
Buhari is Jonathan's lecturer in the game of looting. GEJ dey learn

while d school was created by your father

Annie939:
buhari has PhD in looting

while u have PhD in dick sucking