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Politics › Re: nian by ycmdng(m): 5:28pm On Dec 25, 2013
Mr or Mrs. nExt time put a caution sign to ur post to encourage or discourage about giving birth in Cameron. Get a life...
Travel › Re: Taxi Driver Finds - And Hands In - $300,000 Cash by ycmdng(m): 2:59pm On Dec 25, 2013
Wao! I hail you man.
Christianity Etc › Re: How Are You Celebrating Christmas? by ycmdng(m): 12:13pm On Dec 25, 2013
As a Deepee lifer am indoor enjoyin the break .

Health › Re: Dog Bite by ycmdng(m): 8:57am On Dec 25, 2013
The dog's death miht just beva coincidence as d rabies bacteria is no more in connection with the life of the dog or maybe anther wireless technology in place. But dont underestimate Africa juju.
Foreign Affairs › Re: How The AK-47 Changed The World by ycmdng(m): 10:38am On Dec 24, 2013
A very dependable riffle, any idea about the price? I need one.
Celebrities › 10 Worst 2013 Quotes By Nigerian Public Figures by ycmdng(op): 10:23am On Dec 24, 2013
Words, like they say, are like eggs and when broken, cannot be made whole again. No doubt, the outgoing year 2013 has been eventful and has also witnessed some trending events.
Some public figures, who should be very careful of what they say in public, have said many rather unfortunate words, which received widespread criticisms. Some were reckless with what they said in the heat of sad and difficult situations.
We have compiled 10 worst quotes uttered in 2013 by some Nigerian public figures. Enjoy.
10. “Come, sit on my laps and I will show you a level of grace you do not understand.”–Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo of COZA. made the above statement and was revealed by Ese Walter, who alleged that the man of God slept with her hiding under the grace of God. Fatoyinbo later disclosed that he would react to the allegations when God tells him to do so.
9. “God is a democrat, [he] does not support rigging, but if you rig and succeed, that means God approves of it.”
Governor Jonah Jang of Plateau State made this statement during the NGF Chairmanship saga with Governor Rotimi Amaechi, which he clearly lost, but went ahead to parade himself as winner of the election.
8. “I was not a tribalist when I had a long-standing and intimate relationship with Miss Bianca Onoh, an Igbo lady.”–Femi Fani-Kayode during the Lagos deportation of Igbos to Anambra State. He was later forced to retract the statement when Bianca threatened him with a lawsuit.
7. “Any academic (ASUU) staff who fails to resume on or before December 4, 2013 automatically ceases to be a staff of the institution and Vice-Chancellors are also directed to advertise vacancies in their institutions.”–Minister of Education, Nyesom Wike, in the midst of the ASUU strike, which was only called off some days ago.
6. “We have stolen billions of dollars, what did you do? We steal because you never stoned us for it.”–Governor Rotimi Amechi of Rivers State while paying tribute to late Nelson Mandela, who died on December 5, 2013.
5. “Yes, Patience Jonathan is my Jesus Christ”–Evan Bipi, a member of the Rivers State House of Assembly disclosed this during the Rivers House brouhaha, which forced the National Assembly to take over the state Assembly.
4. “We do not pray for accidents but it is inevitable… we do everything to ensure that we do not have accidents, but it is an act of God.”–Stella Oduah, Minister of Aviation, while addressing journalists three days after 16 people died in the Associated Airlines crash, which was conveying the corpse of Olusegun Agagu, a former Aviation Minister and Governor of Osun State.
3. “As the President, I don’t know him (Abu Shekau, wanted Boko Haram leader) and [I] don’t know if he is dead or alive; you journalists will know more than us. You are the ones who talk to Boko Haram.”–President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan said this in a Presidential Media chat in Abuja.
2. “I cannot categorically tell you one now…the one we are going to make use of is going to be made known by my oga at the top.”–Obafaiye Shem, former Lagos State Commandant of the Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps, NSCDC, made this statement when asked to state the website of NSCDC during an interview with Channels TV.
1. “You are a widow, go and die.”–Governor Adams Oshiomhole of Edo State told a widow caught breaking the law in Benin City, the state capital. He later apologised for the statement and offered the poor widow N2 million and made her his Special Assistant on Environment Matters

Source: aproko247.com
Sports › Re: Victor Moses Featured In Galaxy 11 Team To Represent Earth With Ronaldo & Messi by ycmdng(m): 5:19pm On Dec 19, 2013
End time things.... cry
Fashion › Sandals by ycmdng(op): 2:07pm On Dec 16, 2013
Please where can I get this sandal in Lagos and How much?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Golden Square Recruitment by ycmdng(m): 10:33am On Dec 16, 2013
Try Google search d address to ascertain its authenticity.
Romance › Re: I'm 24 And Still A Virgin! by ycmdng(m): 10:31am On Dec 12, 2013
Gold45: I might not be ur mum bt I see u as ma dota. You're vry brave and disciplined. If only my dota could be like u. Yeah u needed answers but did u really hope to get them here?
U just made a terrible mistake cus now despite some encouragements, u'll be like is it really worth it? you'll get bad attention etc
Lastly m tempted to ask: who asked u? to anybody, you seem an attention seeker. Asking is one thing, listing your attributes is another. Very wrong. How many gals do u see advertising themselves like u did.
U may be angry with me, but the truth is bitter. I would do worse if u were ma dota. Hope m forgiven.
Another Mother Theresa indeed. Am nominating you for a Nobel Laurel Morality Prize. Bravo
Romance › Re: Did I Beg You To Marry Me? by ycmdng(m): 10:08am On Dec 12, 2013
This is first class HARAM and d so-called wife to be judge by sharia law. Isokuso...
Romance › Re: I'm 24 And Still A Virgin! by ycmdng(m): 11:07am On Dec 11, 2013
Everly, virginity would remain a dignity for those that can keep it. Moral decadence should not be a bench mark of our criticism. I still and will hope I marry a virgin.
Romance › Re: Why Do We Have Special Feelings For Our First Love by ycmdng(m): 5:45pm On Dec 10, 2013
Never had/ experience love. Space booked.
Phones › Re: Nokia Care @ Nigeria: by ycmdng(m): 2:34pm On Dec 10, 2013
Kingsley1000: Am i going to loose my files and apps? I dnt want to loose it. Again dis prblm have been happening for some tym bt it always corrects itself. This one is d longest, about 3mnths
Maybe. You'll first do backup of all your data. So nothing to worry about.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Whatsapp Users by ycmdng(m): 3:08pm On Dec 09, 2013
I need a network of friends. Add me on whatsapp 08061191767 & bbm 7c6a10ff, Peter by name. Thanks
Jokes Etc › Re: Crack Your Ribs by ycmdng(m): 1:36pm On Dec 09, 2013
Mtchew... So boring super story. Pray dat ASUU should call off strike and go back to school.
Nairaland General › Re: T by ycmdng(m): 1:33pm On Dec 09, 2013
Mr Man this news station falls to the category of calamity stations iam deserting to watch. Comments later...
Phones › Re: The Truth About Tecno For Those Rushing The Phone by ycmdng(m): 10:50am On Dec 09, 2013
I tot it will b a confession not knowing its just a super story... Am using tecno and can download ANY game from play stote. Mind u android is android.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: ARM LIFE Interview To Hold Tomorrow by ycmdng(m): 1:06pm On Dec 07, 2013
Over package dey worry some company. Time wasting....
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: ARM LIFE Interview To Hold Tomorrow by ycmdng(m): 9:11am On Dec 07, 2013
I got dsame SMS ystdy and on getting there this morning it was wao... Like the population of people seeking admission into d University. Still singing: "this is super story...."
Phones › Re: Nokia Care @ Nigeria: by ycmdng(m): 4:09pm On Dec 05, 2013
Kingsley1000: My nokia c7 camera always writes 'unexpected error please restart camera' what should i do. Please urgent help needed.
go for software update
Phones › Re: Nokia Care @ Nigeria: by ycmdng(m): 4:08pm On Dec 05, 2013
Nokia C3 still in warranty for sale at affordable price contact me via 08035934600, 08061191767 or 7c6a10ff
Technology Market › Re: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by ycmdng(m): 3:58pm On Dec 05, 2013
yusufogrin: do u care 4 nokia 5230
Sold
Technology Market › Re: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by ycmdng(m): 3:58pm On Dec 05, 2013
biggyrossy: Let's swap with Nokia E63 plus cash.
Sold
Technology Market › Re: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by ycmdng(m):
Nokia C3 still in warranty for sale at affordable price contact me via 08035934600, 08061191767 or 7c6a10ff
Romance › Re: If A Girl Should Tell U This!!! What Would U Do?? Advice Pls by ycmdng(m): 10:20am On Dec 05, 2013
If you're her first Løvè, I think its you that have to do the orientation stuff. Mode her to your taste and she will remain like dat. Such girls are so dogmatic that they will want you to know every bit of there life and seek your consent. PLEASE don't be selfish or break her heart on no just reason.
NYSC › Re: How NYSC Extorts Billions Of Naira From Corpers by ycmdng(m): 10:13pm On Dec 02, 2013
Shit like these happened during my service year as Lagos Corp member. My CDS group earlier agree to renovate a toilet facility of Ikeja Junior High School but due to late fund raising and some embezzlement motive the little money in the cds purse was to be diverted to buying a computer system for the local govt NYSC office, with additional mandatory levy totalling #1500. To cut the story short, the news of it came out in The Nation Saturday edition and they (LGI, CDS Coordinator/Liaison officer) were summoned to NYSC State Secretariat and the money was refunded CASH. So no dulling my people. Mo so temi...
Phones › Re: The Tecno D5 Android Discussion Thread by ycmdng(m): 11:34am On Dec 02, 2013
Tecno D5 for sale at affordable price of 10k, interested buyer to contact via 08061191767 or 7C6A10FF.
Phones › Re: Tecno P5 Discussion Thread by ycmdng(m): 3:08pm On Nov 20, 2013
Follow P5 users, my device is slow than expected and its frustrating. Help me out wit any solution even if its deliverance because it spoils my fun. Rooted though.
Nairaland General › Re: Soldiers Harass Civilians For Putting On Camouflage by ycmdng(m): 1:50pm On Nov 18, 2013
wheesin: Its a shame that soldiers respect no one just because of a uniform

Are you claiming that camouflage is our traditional attire or ceremonial dress. In as much you re a civilian, military rule forbids it. In fact its meant for the jungle.

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