₦airaland Forum

puffynana:
Its out oo
See prove below
Dnt ask me cos I dnt knw

Omo this guy dey vex ooo.
*lips sealed*
Ops! U are really good at corel draw and designing

kingjosephat:
E never show ooooooooo

Shuuuu!
I think say Oti clear?

kingjosephat:
E never show ooooooooo

Shuuuu!

Yessss! E don show oooo!





whayasay?

No call up letter for u until I see page 2000 with my two eyes. #JB

beshiman:
Please, is today not 27th April, 2015 again?

Note: 27 to 29th April. So, calm down

Abeg who go wake me up or call me (09092072349) for page 1999 make I buy land?

mallprof:
I cant stop laughing

yes naa. What do u think they are doing? NA today we register?

*In orubebe voice*
No! Noo! Nooo!
Mr NYSC we cannot continue with you! We cannot continue with u! Nooo! We cannot...
You have failed us!
You are highly tribalistic!
You are partial!
You are selective in your posting!
Look at the time! Its 1pm and we have not seen our call up letter.
I know what you are doing! You are shuffling the names and posting abi?
Infact, the NYSC, the students, the lecturers, the whole Nigeria are disappointed in you!
We submitted a petition to your office...
JB, we cannot continue with u! We cannot continue wit u! We cannot continue with u! ...

U follow am build the house?

I don't stop for VIO in the first place because I have never met their requirements here in lagos. I crush them when I sight them.
Don't try to be a hero like me

I don't get angry because anger hurts only me

Strength that could be converted to something meaningful or used for sport competition that will pay. Mtcheww!

Card is corrupted. go and get a new card simple

Hian!

For my place, We have inborn gene for male child.
My Dad produced 7 boys
Eldest among us 3 boys
Second to d eldest 5 boys
Next is 2 boys
Boys everywhere. Very soon, our house will turn to Barracks
Pls, how do I produce a baby girl?

Happy Sunday e-pals.
Tomorrow is the D-Day.
Start preparing for the worst, incase. #mycandidadvice

Thought he said music is no more challenging?
Now is bad instrument. Haba! Talk one naa

englishmart:
[b]the way some girls lie eh, honestly I think they should be named "lion"

There was this girl that took me nearly a year to get. The girl plumb die, over bright dey worry her systems .... She's very intelligent and caring.

She always wants me to visit her at her house. (where she stays with her extra large elder brothers, parents and younger ones.) Oboy she want make her people
Forget me for prison?

I kept inviting her to my house, fortunately, she came one fateful day. After much much, I wan taste that natural cake wey God give her.

Oboy, see para. "is this why You've been stalking and disturbing my life? No wonder they say "all guys are the same.." she left my room disgruntled..

after few days of not picking my calls nor replying my messages, she finally called and payed my a surprise visit. (that was when she swore that she's a virgin lol.
I lock up like say she no talk anything..

The matter come tie wrapper when she begin visit frequently.. I now resorted to spending More money just to entertain her. She didn't retire from her claims of being a virgin.

One fateful
Day,(konji attacked her bastardly) na that day I know say konji no get gender inequality..

I smiled in my language the moment I started seeing her moves, (I thanked amadioha for answering my prayers) I knew she needed something made for the gods. I didn't
Hesitate
to dig and see if I would find raw gold. If I hear say no be bucket I see.

I got up immediately, disappointed at what I noticed, I begin para like person wey breeze blow him BSC cert. original copy.
" come o, shey na this borehole wey you carry, naim you dey take form virgin? Ina apu ara? Eni werey?
She come dey claim say na when she dey 12 years, she fell from an okada and landed on a mango tree, on the process one stick come wound her for her kitty.

You dey craze.... Go and tell that to mr ïbu

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Comedian!

jascon1:
See wetin happen to me yesterday o. As I day press my fone tocomment for this topic Na I mistakenly enter my neighbor compound. If u c my neighbor dogs eh. Their face big like full human being. I no go fit tell u detail of wetin happen but as I day type so Na only one finger I day use type

U wanna derail? Feel free!

nicerichard05:
Just in case

U don try

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Music always connect with the soul! Olamide posted the video on his Instagram page. May the Lord heal him.
http://scontent-mrs.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xfa1/t50.2886-16/11166494_1057546377608030_1381574561_n.mp4

Hmmm! Stalemate

PassingShot:
I thought you had regained your sense of reasoning but I was wrong!

Ok, quote where Buhari said he will make Naira equal to dollar in value.

Why are u so interested in the link?
Is like u trust politicians.
Trust in God only my dear.

Pissure or...

When APC candidate wins, PDP candidate congratulates but, when PDP wins then its rigging or daylight robbery. Blood thirsty people. Your evil plans will never work for u people. #Chineke di involved

Dis man! Dis man! Dis man!