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The women are strikingly beautiful.

I dont know why this zoo like acting stupid why hold frustate the physically challenge.

Golden boat aint easy congrats

Golden boat aint easy

The guy is cute

A female teacher, was having a problem with a boy
called Dennis in her class of 3rd grade.
Dennis said 'Madam, I should b in 4th grade,
I'm smarter than my sister & she's in the 4th grade'.
The Teacher had heard enough of his complaining
& took Dennis 2 the Principal' s office. She explained everything 2 the Principal who decided
2 test Dennis
with some questions that a 4th grade should know .
Principal: What's 3+3?
Dennis: 6
Principal: 6+6? Dennis: 12
& so on..!!
The Principal asked Dennis many questions and Dennis
got them right.
The Principal then asked Madam 2 send Dennis 2 4th
grade. Madam decided 2 ask some more questions & the
Principal agreed.
Madam: What does a cow have 4 of, that I've only 2
of?
Dennis: Legs.
Madam: What's in ur pants that u have but I don't have?
Dennis: Pockets
Madam: What starts with a C & ends with T, is hairy,
oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid?
Dennis: Coconut.
Madam: What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky?
The principal' s eyes opened really wide, but before
he could stop the answer,
Dennis was taking charge.
Dennis: Bubble Gum.
Madam: U stick your poles inside me. U tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet before u do. What am I?
Dennis: Tent.
*The principal was looking restless*
Madam: A finger goes in me. U fiddle with me when
u're bored.
The best man always has me 1st, what am I? Dennis: Wedding Ring
Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I
drip. When u blow me, u feel good?
Dennnis: Nose.
Madam: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come
with a quiver? Dennis: Arrow.
Madam: What starts with 'F' & ends with 'K' & if you
don't get it, you've to use your hand?
Dennis: Fork
Madam: What's it that all men have, it's longer in some
men than others, the Pope doesn't use his & a man gives it 2 his wife
after marriage?
Dennis: Surname.
Madam: What part of the man has no bone, but has
muscles with a lot of veins & is responsible for making
love?? Dennis: Heart.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief & told the
teacher:
'Send Dennis 2 University, I got the last 10 questions
wrong myself!

DikSin:
Guys beware, Nairaland is moving to a new domain... Vivian G-string.

I swear, Konji wicked pass igbo

Guy e be like say u dey smoke otueke weed which one come be 'konji wicked pass igbo' if u wan name am call am egbo

From the whole games i played last week i noticed that playing a game that will end that same day its risky especially when you accumulate it.
But choosing your accumulations from a week list of games is wise
It is time to concentrate on other english teams coming up this week
Oga alabi don chop me reach extent i wan pack commot go villa




It's payback time Alabi

abbeynoni:
How many are u buying Bro?

When dey want to dupe you and give u d so called fixed odds they start calling you BRO

This is my first game here

Uganda vs Togo 1x zambia vs sudan 1 Congo vs Burundi 1 Hungary vs Norway BTS Virtus lancrana vs Crotane x2 Zambia vs Sudan over 1.5 Avellino vs Latina over 1.5 Brescia Vs Trapani 1Hx Ascoli picchio vs Penigia 1Hx
make una tell me how una see the game before i post more. May God bless our hussles

Leadership of Small and Mediun Scale Computer
Entrepreneurs and Artisans Association of Nigeria
(SCEAAN), Ogun State chapter , yesterday,
protested the alleged exclusion from online
registration for Joint Matriculation Examination
Board (JAMB). President of the group, Deji Babajide, who was
flanked by other members of the executive,
including Murphy Azeez, Rev. Wole Falusi, and
Mrs Temitayo Adrienne, disclosed that over
20,000 business centres, computer cafe have been
excluded from the online registration. Babajide while addressing newsmen in Abeokuta,
noted that centralising online registration of the
unified examinations would deprive a number of
candidates of the opportunity to get registered for
the examinations. He said Candidates residing in riverine
communities and hard to reach locations are
currently facing difficulty in accessing the few CBT
centres located far away from their base. “JAMB collected a refundable of N10,000 caution
fee from each cafe in 2011 so as to be able to
register students on its website. Another N10,000
caution fee was collected in 2013 amounting to
over a hundred million naira. Up till date, the
amount has not been refunded.” The group noted that last year, JAMB replaced
over 5600 names of small computer businesses/
cafes on the websites with that of some selected
CBT centres where students usually seat for
computer-based examinations. Consequently, the group is calling on the Registrar
of JAMB, Prof. Dibu Ojerinde to rescind the
ongoing policy and decentralise online registration
of the examinations as a matter of national interest. The SCEAAN officials charge JAMB to pay CBT
centres more having increased the cost of its forms
www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/protest-in-abeokuta-over-alleged-exclusion-from-jamb-online-registration/

adino:
Thunder faya Ghana.

I swear the thunder wey go fire dem still dey receive anointing for river jordan



na the same thunder wwy wan fire nigeria

naijapips02:
ike mbe

Otû nnunnu ka gi nma

naijapips02:
Brainless IPOB touts. Did they get a police clearance for the useless protest? importing thugs into owerri . I trust Owelle to ruthlessly deal with them.

Nwanne iwu AKPA AMU

It's seems the FG is paying deaf ears to these protests made, i smell war around the corner

The Department of Petroleum Resources (DPR)
on Thursday closed down the depots of Total
Nigeria Plc, Dee Jones Limited and Eterna Oil
Plc in Ibafon area of Lagos for hoarding over
46 million litres of Premium Motor Spirit
(PMS), otherwise called petrol. The agency has also debunked the claims by
marketers that there was scarcity of petrol and
blamed the tight supply situation on depot
owners, who hoard products, thus causing panic
buying. While Total and Eterna Oil were hoarding
13.6 million litres each, when DPR’s
surveillance monitoring team visited the depot
of Dee Jones which was hoarding about 19.5
million litres. However, the General Manager of Dee Jones, Mr.
Willy Ikeora, denied that the company was
hoarding the product in its depot, stressing
that they were loading but not as fast as
expected by DPR. The regulatory authority also queried Ascon
Oil and ordered the management of the
company to appear at the agency’s head office
by 3pm yesterday and explain why the company
should not be sanctioned for its slow pace of
loading tankers, despite the availability of eight million litres in its depot. Integrated Oil and Gas Limited was also
directed to speed up the loading process as the
company had up to 10.2 million litres of
petrol when the agency’s surveillance monitoring
team paid an unscheduled visit to the facility.
An official of Integrated Oil, who spoke to THISDAY, however stated that they were
loading the product slowly so as not to
exhaust the available stock as the company was
not given import allocation for the fourth
quarter 2015 by the Petroleum Products
Pricing Regulatory Agency (PPPRA). “In the third quarter 2015, we were given
allocation to import 60,000 metric tonnes but
we imported 62,000 metric tonnes. It means
that our performance was very satisfactory. But
can you imagine that despite our performance,
a big company like us was not given any allocation in the fourth quarter? If we don’t
import product, how will we remain in business
and pay salaries? Do they want us to load out
the remaining product quickly and close down
our depot? That is the situation,” said the
official. Addressing journalists during the inspection,
the Director of DPR, Mr. Mordecai Danteni
Baba Ladan, stated that the sealed depots
would pay a fine of N2 million each, while the
others should explain why they were loading at
very slow pace. “This exercise was embarked upon because of
the impression the general public has about
product supply and distribution. We have been
inundated with a lot of enquiries on the right
situation and we have been telling the public
that the people should not engage in panic buying because records at our disposal indicate
that we have enough of this product. As at
yesterday nationwide, we had in stock almost
over 300 million litres. In the Lagos storage
area, we have over 220 million litres,” Ladan
said. “So today, we have decided to come and see
things for ourselves and as you can see, we
have visited about four different depots now
and these products are really in stock. Where
we are now, you can see that they have 13
million litres in storage but they are not loading. Why? So, we have given the
management of the depot up till 3pm today
(Thursday) to come and proffer the reasons why
liftings are not taking place and where
liftings are taking place, why we have trickles
of liftings,” Ladan added.
sunnewsonline.com/new/dpr-seals-totals-depot-others-for-hoarding-46m-litres-of-petrol/

OSOGBO—Peoples Democratic Party, PDP,
has accused Governor Rauf Aregbesola of
inflicting hardship on the people of the
state, especially civil servants, by withholding
the bailout funds rather than using it to
pay salaries. The party, in a statement issued by its
spokesperson, Prince Diran Odeyemi in
Osogbo yesterday, said the piecemeal mode
adopted by state government in paying
salaries was a further confirmation that
the money had been fixed. It added that workers in the state were last
paid half of their July salaries, with all
allowances being hitherto enjoyed by them
removed, stressing that the retirees were also
being treated in same manner, with many of
them still being owed up to six months despite release of bailout funds to the state
in August. ‘PDP seeking relevance’ However, the consultant on information to
the state government, Mr. Sunday Akere,
debunked PDP claims. He said: “PDP wants to use our reaction to
gain relevance. I am sure they have a copy
of the Memorandum of Understanding, MoU,
the state government signed with the workers. “The bailout covered to June and we have
paid June salaries, we have paid July and
August. “We signed an MoU with the workers and we
have kept to the terms of the document
religiously.”

www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/pdp-accuses-aregbesola-of-withholding-bailout-funds/

Abuja – The Muhammadu Buhari
administration will strive to deliver on its
campaign promises to the people of Nigeria,
the Vice President, Prof. Yemi Osinbajo
(SAN), has assured. Osinbajo gave the assurance on Saturday at
Ikenne, his home town where he was the
Special Guest of Honour at the 39th Ereke
Day celebration. Ereke is an annual festival organised in
Ikenne, Ogun State, as platform for
addressing the town’s developmental
challenges. Osinbajo pointed out that the opportunity to
address the nation’s numerous challenges
and reposition the country for greatness is
now. He said that the All Progressives Congress
(APC) administration would keep its promises,
saying “the President has no other business
besides fixing the problems of the country.’’ He cited corruption and stealing as some of
the reasons why things had gone wrong in
the country, adding “but it is time now to
fix all that have gone wrong.” He restated the commitment of the Federal
Government to address the challenges facing
the country. He said: “we have to deal with unemployment
of young people; we have to deal with
infrastructure; we have to deal with bad
roads; we have to restore power, the
challenges are many. “But I want to assure you that every single
day that President Buhari spends in Abuja;
that I spend in Abuja, we will work hard to
achieve the promises we have made. “You can be sure of an honest and
transparent government; you can be sure of
hard work. “You can be sure that everything we promised,
we will do.” Osinbajo, who also spoke to newsmen at the
end of the event, said that President
Buhari was working daily on how to solve
Nigeria’s economic challenges. “The President you know has no other
business; he is not doing anything else; this
is his life commitment. “And he has said this is what he is going to
commit his entire life to, to ensure that the
economic problems are solved, employment
opportunities are created,”, the VP said.



www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/buhari-presidency-will-fulfill-campaign-promises-to-nigerians-osinbajo/

CC laclasticla

superstar1:
I will start taking the agitation serious, when ----

1. Nnamid Kanu is elected as the governor of Abia

2.The Dilector is a Senator for ENugu State.

3. The Lunatic Albino is a Representative for Anambra state.

Feel free to add yours.

Before then biafraudsters are still kidding and merely making noise.

Guy you are a useless bastard and a ccunt

Men dis shit long pass tissue paper

I played olu's game,hoping to land safely on greenland (canaan side).

Mindfulness:
Interesting and true.

Very







Very





Correct

nice post op but the truth is that we are in the last days

And you expect me to read this your self made shit

What a wicked world, that man deserves to be crucified upside down with his JT balls slit in two

VIKiEzEkieL:
Yes bro

thanks bro i go play am straight i pray say i win, i go try stake 2h

VIKiEzEkieL:
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QUOTE ME EVERWHERE

is dis todays games?

The Abia State Governorship Election Petition
Tribunal, which sat in Umuahia, the capital city,
wound down its activities on Tuesday after almost
180 days of its mission in the state. Although the judgement is still hazy as legal
experts continue to ruminate on it, pending the
release and careful study of the true certified
copy, the summary is that the three-member
jurists dismissed the petition filed by Dr. Alex
Otti, the governorship candidate of the All Progressives Grand Alliance (APGA). Otti had gone to the tribunal to seek the
nullification of the declaration of Dr. Okezie
Ikpeazu, the PDP candidate, as governor by the
Independent National Electoral Commission
(INEC) at the end of the April general elections in
the state. He also prayed the tribunal to declare him the
rightful winner of the governorship poll. Specifically, he asked for the nullification of
results of Obingwa, Osisoma and Isialangwa North
Local Government Areas (LGAs) of Abia, where
the election was reportedly marred by massive
fraud, irregularities and substantial non-
compliance with the Electoral Act 2010.



www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/abia-gov-election-petition-verdict-fresh-dispute-erupts/

At 49, Jubril was thought to have an enviable
marriage by his married friends – a 22-year
partnership with beautiful Tumi who bore him
three lovely children. They met in college and were
almost inseparable. Then she became a mother of three, and
gradually her appearance at parties with him began to fade. “When Jubril started
staying out late and at most weekends, I warned
my daughter of its implications”, Miriam, Tumi’s
mother said. “As a Muslim, Jubril could be
polygamous if he desired, but Tumi seemed to
trust him not to take another wife. Well, he did. Not only that, he had said that since they lived in
a sprawling accommodation, the new wife could
have one of the chalets. At his age and with his
position, Jubril said he wouldn’t want to be running
from one woman’s house to the other if his new
wife were to live on a different premises. Tumi was devastated to say the least. She’d invested
so much into her marriage, and to be replaced
with a new model in her life as if she was an old
car, was too hard for her to take. “I had to counsel her all of the time, to tell her
that she too was a product of polygamy, but she
believed her husband was throwing away all they’d
both worked for, all the investments in emotions
and their home for a gold-digger. She was sure
her husband would soon regret his decision. When I eventually met Yosola, the new wife, I was a bit
taken aback by her simplicity. She was young and
fresh-faced all right, but you could hardly call
her a gold-digger. She came from a very strict
Muslim background. Her parents were rich and
she turned out to be a successful business woman.



www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/how-to-help-your-daughter-cope-with-accepting-her-hubbys-second-wife/

i seriously need games wey i go play today i never win more dan 800naira. I need to upgrade, abeg make person help me out