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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Yemike(m): 3:40pm On Aug 22
Roland17:
Upon say their owners close cafeteria and restrict dem to eating only fruits?
Little wonder dem dey pick Cunha up like handkerchief cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Yemike(m): 3:30pm On Aug 22
🗣️ Roy Keane: “The loss is on Michael. I really don’t understand the starting lineup. Why does he keep playing Patrick Dorgu on the left wing?

To be honest, he’s not even a good player not Manchester United standard but I still don’t know why he keeps getting the nod. Look at his defending too. How can he let his man go freely? That defending is just so bad.

“Today shows Manchester United are far behind every other top-six team in the Premier League. They clearly need more signings in all positions. The season will be the worst if they don’t.”
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Yemike(m): 3:13pm On Aug 22
Leyqute:
Watch how we will struggle to beat or even draw Ipswich at Old Trafford.
That is predictable.

The team was on a momentum last season.

This season presents us with the reality.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2026/2027 by Yemike(m): 3:11pm On Aug 22
No United player will be nearing my team at least till December, what is this? cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Yemike(m): 3:09pm On Aug 22
[quote author=TrebleChamp post=140412302]grin grin grin

grin grin
This really illustrated our situation cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Yemike(m): 3:07pm On Aug 22
Coventry fans will be thinking...
Why give Arsenal, why not Man utd?


I'm not that surprised with the result tbh, my prediction was draw. I don't see us winning especially after watching the Milan match.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Yemike(m): 9:09am On Aug 21
CrystalTiger:
Savinho going for £75m lol..

Money laundering fit dn enter football
Spurs on the beat again. They even wan sign Marmoush join.

Top 4 go hard small dis season as Chelsea and Spurs no dey any European competition.
Health › Re: When Last Did You Deworm? by Yemike(m): 7:33am On Aug 20
Is deworming regularly necessary?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Yemike(m): 5:25pm On Aug 19
Seunpapa65:
Arsenal don sign konsa na wa ooo
Arsenal are the real deal right now, they're the team to beat.

Their transfer strategy is enviable.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Yemike(m): 11:46am On Aug 19
Carrick with the magic wand cheesy Issokay.

Other teams are buying players that are on fire we're happy buying a player with a downward trajectory who is currently injured @60million.

Unless he's sold for £35m, it's a bad deal.
Food › Re: List Of Soups You Eat That Make You Purge. by Yemike(m): 12:13pm On Aug 11
b0rn2fuck:
you never drink Goldberg 5 bottle, you mess and na poo go commot for your anus
On top 5 bottles of Goldberg? I know person wey dey finish one crate.
Food › Re: List Of Soups You Eat That Make You Purge. by Yemike(m): 1:40pm On Aug 09
The only time I purge is when I eat 5 cups of beans daily for 5 consecutive days.

Every food issa goal, poor man no dey purge cool
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Yemike(m): 2:58pm On Aug 07
Ginny and Georgia
Good series with a lot of good acting, beautiful faces and twists.
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Yemike(m): 11:32pm On Aug 04
4evaYung:
Could this make a great series....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0Qzx388tWA
I don mark your face
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2026/2027 by Yemike(m): 9:21am On Aug 04
iamoyindamola:
Guys start dropping email for carling cup
If you have drop before, i will pick it up
Fast as lightning. I've seen the code and joined. Thanks.
Music/Radio › Re: Davido's Freestyle On BBC Radio (Video) by Yemike(m): 4:50pm On Aug 01
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin

This actually made my day cheesy
Crime › Re: Abia Barber Caught With Pot Of Human Hair In Ritual Room by Yemike(m): 12:32pm On Jul 30
I'm trying to imagine what will be going on in his customers mind as they are seeing/hearing this news.
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Yemike(m): 12:12pm On Jul 28
a4turitoroman:
I don’t know if I’m the only one, but apart from the first 2 episodes of this season of House of the Dragon, the rest of the episodes have been underwhelming
Not only you, I'm stuck at the 3rd episode. To me only the first episode is good although it's unreasonable but it's good.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2026/2027 by Yemike(m): 10:00am On Jul 24
χαρούμενα αγόρια fc is ready for the challenge ahead cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Yemike(m): 2:55pm On Jul 20
Thank God the world cup is over. The attention will now be shifted to club football.
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Yemike(m): 4:34pm On Jul 18
Baddestguyp:
I agree with you about Eren, that is why i don't simply just call him a villain. The world around him is too complex to simply call him a villain.

But i would still go with the 50 years plan.

There is no perfect plan...50 years plan, Euthanasia, etc...all have their flaws.
But the 50 years plan is the most rational with fewest victims and its use of deterrence is in line with what we have in the real world today.

You cannot just wipe out a nation or the rest of the world because they are against you. Not everyone is involved in war. There are innocent civilians as well. Even since ancient days, most humans don't just completely wipe out their enemies, they force them to concessions and even make them slaves instead...
How can the 50 years plan work when a titan can only live for like 7yrs?
Phones › Re: Itel Power 80. by Yemike(m): 1:21pm On Jul 15
Itel will tell you one thing you go dey see another thing when you buy it.

Someone that just bought A100c wanted to mirror his phone's screen with TV but for where?

The funniest part is that the cast option is on the phone but it can't be clicked. We searched YouTube tire to see how to activate it but not one single video addressed the issue.

For this 2026 make una dey do phone wey no fit cast?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Yemike(m): 1:13pm On Jul 10
CapitalCee:
Lol 😂 Fifa help Messi win World cup? 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃 Same Fifa that awarded Mbappe 2 penalties in the final?
So na FIFA say make Morroco comot portugal abi?

First to win no mean anything, the issue is how many you win and which one you win. Where is Your Pendus world cup trophy first. He has been under Messi for as long as their competition started, its only you Ronaldo fans that cant see it


As for Bruno, he has stepped up and won the one his power reach to win. Football is a team sports if he played during fergies period just like Ronaldo he would have won more trophies 🏆. Leave him alone, he is not the reason why Messi is disgracing him for years now.
💯
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Yemike(m): 1:10pm On Jul 10
CapitalCee:
Which Ronaldo? Before Ronaldo Man utd has been winning trophies back to back when he left under Fergie we continued winning and even made UCL final. So he is nothing special.

Same Ronaldo that immediately Fergie helped him to stardom, he started protesting about going to Madrid, he even said we are holding him like a slave. After many years of him and his greedy agent always using us to get bigger contracts he tried going to City until Woodward brought him back, he came back and destroyed the dressing room with his toxicity, Same Ronaldo that scored against us when he was at Juve and was showing us his 6 packs.

The small trophies Bruno helped us to win i am ok with it, he was there at our lowest point, and gave his all. When Ronaldo came back, why didn’t he win a trophy? Trophy wey Fergie don de gather tey tey you wan attribute am to your Pendu? Abeg go and sit down
I so much love this comment 🔥💯
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Yemike(m): 7:48am On Jul 09
LostMyZeal:
Who goes there cheesy

If you complain about Tinubu and support this fraud's robbery operation then your thunder suppose dey waybill
Messi is so good that every adjective qualifies him.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Yemike(m): 4:54pm On Jun 29
Some deluded Ronaldo fans already looking for a scapegoat.

I fear for Bruno if Portugal is eventually dumped out.
Politics › Re: It is Time To Fix Nigeria by Yemike(m): 11:38pm On Jun 08
eejo:
Nigerians are suffering at the moment and public services are not working properly. Youth unemployment is at the Highest level and Nigerians overseas are coming under heavy anti migrants campaign. Nigeria must rise to prevent Africans going back into slavery. Am unveiling my movement in Abuja in ceremony soon. For my Nairaland followers my organisation will need representatives from all the local government of the federation. My five points agenda are as follows
Community civilian JTF with official vehicle in every community all over the country

Free Education for primary to University level

Free Health care services for all Nigerians through NHIS

Transfer of Technology to our population to build our industries

Make Nigeria the next World power after China rise.
We will make this a reality and finally wipe the tears of our Ancestors who suffered untold hardship defending our lands from invaders.
I like your passion and dreams for this country to rise again and become the giant it's supposed to be.
May God be with you sir and see you through.
Nigeria will be great again.
When it's time, I'm on ground in Ibadan. I believe with the right mind and unity this country will be great again.
Family › Re: What Did Your Wife Do During Your Relationship That Made You Say She's The One? by Yemike(m): 8:21pm On May 16
I'm here to learn from my bosses.
Business › Re: What Will You Do If Someone Gives You 500k? by Yemike(m): 8:02pm On May 16
Obogidi:
If someone give you 500k now , what will you do?

A.start a business
B.invest
C.flex small first
D.travel.
I'll pay my school fees balance first then buy an industrial machine for tailoring.
Nairaland General › Re: Four Laptops For Mayorall Corporate Social Responsibility Gift To Nairalanders by Yemike(m): 7:03am On May 11
Good morning mayorall. I'm applying for the laptop initiative having met the eligibity criteria.
I'm a 200 lvl theology student and the laptop will be very useful in doing my assignments, presentations and also to prepare sermons as a theology student.
Also, as a graphics designer it will be a very useful tool for my side hustle as I've been using my phone which is faulty now.
Thank you.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by Yemike(m): 6:50am On May 11
ochibuogwu5:
All my life as a young girl, into my lady seasons, till a day before rapture , I have lived, and would forever live a contagious and exportable prayer, word and a fasted life, to a point where being able to eat, has been my major issue for years now.

And this addictive routine has been there through all my tedious jobs, office schedules, business work times, when I am incapacitated and when I am not.

You see, you cannot stay on fire for God by jumping off your bed with a few lines of Thanksgiving, because you need to be at work or your business space.

Unlearn today!

Dig your well today sir!

Deliberately, and inconveniencingly dig your well till it becomes an addiction

The Youngmen who rule over you in the day, have the same twenty-four hours as you and most of them work thrice as hard and longer, than you do, yet, they service their altars daily, while you complain of fatigue and scroll through the Internet.

Raise that altar this year before you start looking for who to bring into your cold ashes spiritual state.

Having your audio Bible on repeat in your room, is still not a substitute for a DELIBERATE DAILY prayer and word study life.

ALTARS ARE WHAT WE MARRY IN EACH PERSON WE MEET AND SETTLE WITH

Men represent patterns, cycles, histories, gates, mindsets, strongholds, trauma, etc

No matter her face card and his face card, these are the real things that are in exchange in every relationship and marriage you see

So imagine carrying all of your baggage, into the life of an another bundle of flesh like you

And you the man is so busy with work, and making money, but your spiritual life and altar is nothing to write home about

Infact all you have achieved, is your emulatable church activity history and presence, and a few leadership portfolio in church units

No sound word study life

No true prayer life, except your dry tongues here and there

No permanent, fixed time and place where you meet God and exchange your weakness for His strength

No altar where the HolySpirit expresses His obsession with you

No PERSONAL God-drowning experiences in your fellowship with God that you can tell your wife and children

But you are loudly ready to marry this year?

And you think that life responds to money and a fine wife

You also actually think, that she would come and become the praying priest over the gates of your family, while your altar remains frozen with the stubborn spirits that stopped your Dad, parading around the circumference of your home, marriage and purity walls?

Have you noticed how you keep meeting and deeply loving people like you?

I mean nominal church goers without power like you?

This is just a tiny example of the spiritual nature of life

You are so pulled to cold church girls and your spirit firecely detests God-laced ladies?

This is just a little litmus paper test, to prove to you, that marriage without a blazing altar, would first expose you the man, before hell finishes you, your entire home and children.

There are legacies that you build TOUGH and STRONG in your singlehood or you would fail so loudly in marriage and in life, because, it is a HEALTHY, GODLY TWO, that can chase TEN THOUSAND,

Not a COLD, GENZEE TWO with FROZEN A ALTAR.

You cannot begin an altar of true consistency in marriage.

And I am talking to all the young men who think that a praying wife is a reward.

Altars are deliberately serviced, till the spirit which it represents, gets obsessed with you.

BECAUSE SPIRITS GET OBSESSED WITH ANY CONSISTENT HUMAN ACCESS.

Be it demons or the HolySpirit.

Get up and build an altar now sir

No woman is coming to teach your children the ways of the Lord

No womN is coming to war at the gates of your home as the gate keeper and warrior.

That is not the God order at all.

That is DISORDER!

Wake up from that lie sir!

This is 2026!

And MEN mann the gates not WOMEN

You are the priest and the warrior not the associate priest

That your mom was manning the gates of your parent's marriage, does not make it a yardstick

That is a wrong model sir!

All my life, I watched my Dad pray the whole night, till in the morning, when we are up and ready to join our school buses to school

I mean that after each night devotion, he would walk us to our rooms with my Mom, then go back to that same spot, where we prayed with him.

You wake up a thousand times in the night, you would see him on his toes, pacing on his two legs till morning

And he would still come into our rooms EVERY SINGLE NIGHT, ALL MY LIFE, with my mom, to lay his hands on my siblings and I, in each of our rooms.

This was my experience from the time I could recognize humans and things, till and after my university days.

That's a man who got his altar blazing, before he began to look for a wife to marry

Ladies like me are not accidental discharges

We were formed by prayer in the super consecrated loins of a PRIESTLY, KINGLY man's single days

Even as I am typing this, it is 3:28am this Wednesday morning, and my mom won't pick up your calls, because she is doing a routine she met and got married into.

And she has been like that from the day I could recognize humans and things.

So sir, you cannot be so comfortable, trying so hard to marry, with this kinda cold, inconsistent, frozen altar.

Marriage itself is a threat to hell

Imagine what hell would do to you, and all your fantasies of a good home and marriage, with this your cold ashes altar?

Throughout the scripture, it was men like Enoch, Abraham, Moses, Joshua, Caleb, Gideon, Nehemiah, Daniel, David, Joseph, etc who stood at their gates as priests, gate keepers and warriors, till they bowed out.

Rev'd Stephen Ugoaro is a typical example of the Biblical Abraham whom God boasted about when He said, "For I know Abraham, that he would command his household(children) after me"

You cannot bind mosquito now sir

Na woman you wan add to your cold atmosphere?

You are battling lust, masturbation, pornography, perversions of all sorts, even with your fire tongues, na woman you wan come add to that firece battle join?

Demons, patterns, ugly cycles and unseen chains do not respect face card and curves

They respect fiery, consecrated altars, built in singlehood!

Sir, get up from the grip of mammon and quest for visa, and build God an altar

You are a Priest not a merchant!

You carry the seed sir, not your wife who receives and multiplies whatever quality of altar and seeds you introduce her to

You are a warrior, not an associate or backup warrior sir!

Get up sir!

Your mates whom you think are in charge outside, all have fiery altars which they service without excuses of any sort

You have long hours to scroll online

Those are destiny dissecting hours, that you are wasting online, watching people who are seriously servicing their altars

They do that while you snor

And rule over you in the day in your work and, or business place

They rule over you, while you waste away your time on useless phone calls and chats, even with your powerless audio Bible in the background, in your room

ALTARS ARE DELIBERATELY SERVICED!

And the men who rule in this realm, service FIERCE ALTARS

SPIRITS RULE IN THIS REALM THROUGH MEN

RISE UP SIR!

What you need is an Altar swept clean, and blazing with pure and consecrated fire

Not a wife sir!

And yes, I know you do not agree

But may you not learn in the end, what you should have learnt in the beginning

Women are Gates

But you the Man, is the GATE KEEPER!

I hope that the spirit of understanding reads this with you.

I am Felicia Ugoaro-Page , daughter of Rev'd Stephen Ugoaro and I first hand have enjoyed true PRIESTHOOD, KINGSHIP COVERING AND PROVISIONS in my Dad, and can never settle for RUBBISH, because marriage in my lineage is ministry, destiny, purpose and the extension of heaven in the earth.

Blessings
Thank you and more Grace.

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