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goldenvicky:
I have bin dating dis guy for close to a year now,and I knw dat we truly love eachoda.We are both in our early twenties and atimes he do tell me dat he cant promise me marriage cos he knws dat I can't wait for him cos am a lady.Dis evening,one discussion led to d oda and he told me dat he can't marry any lady dat he's dating at dis stage in his life.I was very angry cos I felt dat he's jst using me to satisfy himself nd he made me feel worthless.I want to brk up frm d relationship even though I knw it will be painful to me,bt I jst feel dat der's no nid bin in a relationship dat has got no future.Pls am I taking it too far,ur advices re needed pls

hope u don't pester him with marriage.

richommie:
correct guy.

i play midfield

#YOLO

Lol....the likes of Paul scholes,Iniesta,Okocha

EroticAngelina:
its pretty much still working. jx dat the craze av shifted from 2go to WhatsApp

Okay ma'am lol @ the bolded part.

Player? What wing do you play? Attack or Defence?

If she says you act like a PLAYER, tell her she acts like the PITCH....no time.

I don't find this funny @all

EroticAngelina:
nt in all cases.
I remember opening my third 2go accnt last yr, I avnt even put my dp, yet a guy added me from 'FOOTBALL' room, asking me for sexchat and my username wasn't sexy or anything. no be say na flirt room I go oo.

U still use 2go? thought that app was extinct.

Fellaini!

Is Athletico Bilbao playing Barcelona's TEAM C?

Pamberry:
Liked!
I pray you win

Thanks dearie

Good morning guys, I entered a contest on Instagram for a 20,000 naira gift card.I really need you guys to help win the contest.

1.On your instagram page, please search for the user[b]"@emmohmagod"[/b]

2.He posted 10 entries for a contest"When you are trying to hold your fart because you are with your crush"

3.I am the fourth entry[b]"Entry4"[/b]with an instagram handle @nifesii

4.I need you guys to help like my entry as the entry with the highest likes by 11pm tonight wins the contest.

Pls guys, I really need this. God bless you all.

Moderators:farano,Rocktation

Abeg! help with this.

Good morning guys, I entered a contest on Instagram for a 20,000 naira gift card.

I really need you guys to help win the contest.

1.On your instagram page, please search for the user "@emmohmagod"

2.He posted 10 entries for a contest "When you are trying to hold your fart because you are with your crush"

3.I am the fourth entry "Entry4"[/b]with an instagram handle [b]@nifesii

4.I need you guys to help like my entry as the entry with the highest likes by 11pm tonight wins the contest.


Pls guys, I really need this. God bless you all.

tell 'em

Riwo11:
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abi I have clicked it ni!

Someone should please summarize Mr Solomon's epistle.

dasrackhor:
so little Lucy turn 16 and like d movie sweet 16,she gat a lover in her cousin she can't tell nobody...

Movie she's been seeing.

Why ask us?
if u like, give her Mouth Adventure, e no consign us.
it's your choice to make.

how could he? his cousin? Haba!

and he could say this out!

Abominashan! eewo! Taboo!


in Asa's voice

Who's responsible for what we teach our children? Is it the Internet or the stars on television? why? oh! why

There's fire on the mountain!

Mznaett:
Op you mean something like:

Oh baby,,yeeeeaah!
Jeeesuuu! Yeeeaah! That's it
Ouch! Harder bby
Dnt stooooppp haaaa yeeeaa
You're gerin it
oh baby,you're d best (ifa hear)
lol

haa! you have spoil finish.

Even the bible confirmed this

"A man shall leave his father's house to cleave to his wife and the 2 shall become 1"

@O.p, it's the wife o! but the guy must not forget his mother o! his fountain. else, him go dry ni.

lol

Love is when you buy suya worth 2k and your girl eats the meat while you happily chew the onions

Wife jare!

Men still get time to dey watch T.V?

Who dem dey watch no dey watch o

lol!

you would have become The father of someone else's child

you that you're still working on your albulm.

It depends on the type of girl you took out.

The lady I went on a date with lately, told me she needed only water when I asked her this question...I ordered juice but I ended up taking it alone while she had her water.
after the date, I wanted to get her take-away, she refused still.

she told me this "I came here to have fun,chat with you,i'm not here for food and drinks....thank you" and she gave me a warm hug.

I was soo surprised.

Beauty without brains is a no-no for me o

but I've got a lotta beautiful girls with awesome brains around me.

so, you followed her from the bank to her house without approaching her?

Are you a disciple?

U should have replied her with this.

"Sister, I only asked for your pen, not your hand in marriage"

her IQ is sub-zero.

MrCuddles:
Ok. its probably a glitch in their systems/servers.

Yeah! dats right

AdeniyiA:
my date of registration on Nairaland was backdated by about 5yrs!
I complained to Seun, he instead slammed a ban on me

like seriously bro. no be say the thing dey important though.

Tydies:
Ehya, we will compensate your stupidity adequately.

u don't have to be insultive to make the whole Nairaland know that ure a pyscho bro.

MrCuddles:
Wetin you wan do with time spent online. If you want my own hours spent online, I dash you

no be say I wan take am do anything. I just felt like making them know what happened. this wud be the second time I've been backdated.