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instead of you to start preparing for the next UTME, you're here seeking sexual advise.

lol.

You still fit dey collect salary after sack letter?

Just tell her 'Plate Washing' is your passion. She would love you for being truthful

It was like a tornado hitting me...It wasn't funny o!
I had to join the church choir afterwards.

if she's tripping for you, you would know. if she's just being nice to you, you would also know.

don't ask me how. you would sha know

some girls can over-do 'hard to get' ehn

You for stay na.

Love covenant kor! Love Babcock ni!

steph2sweet:
Are you sure you are alright, of what use is this your comment to this thread?

lol. Are u a PDP senator?

The baby is odikwa white

When did you send it? if it's tonight, chill till tomorrow. he might have slept off.

olatunde207:
I met a girl towards the end of 2nd semester in school, we exchange number nd we get know each other,we started dating within weeks,she do sleep in my house and I have introduced her to all my neighbors at home as my galfrnd,we went on brk she stop calling but I kept on calling her...we resumed bck in skul we had a new neighbor in my house so we were talking about the girl one day nd my new neighbor told me to give him the gal number which I did..on a long run to cut the story short my new neighbor started dating my so called girlfriend withing three days,I didn't believe it till I went out one day and on my return I wanted to go and charge in my new neighbor room but the room was locked so I started hearing moaning sounds,so I smiled says (guyz stuff) nd went outsyd, when my neighbor was done with the gal and about coming out,I met the shock of my life,I saw my galfrnd that I av introduced to everyone...she was the gal my new neighbor has been fucking since.. insyd the same house where (me) her boyfriend is living....I have had my own experience about girls and its so painful but what could I do?.....if u were in my shoe wat would you have done?

Simple! I would remove your shoe and give it back to you.

The 3rd pic though


"Gerrara hia mehn"

wellmax:
Olodo! Category 1 are not Tea but beverages or better still Cocoa drinks

Forget that one bro!

For Naija, everything I listed up there na TEA o!

wellmax:
Olodo! Category 1 are not Tea but beverages or better still Cocoa drinks

Forget that one bro! for naija here, everything I listed na TEA!

Which Tea?

Category 1: Milo,Bournvita,Ovaltine and the likes

Category 2: Lipton,Top tea

Category 3: Ginger tea


o.p which of the above listed u bin dey talk?

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I prefer code-mixing (english&Yoruba) it's cool.

If that's true....he's wasting his time.
someone should tell him Facebook&Whatsapp are applications that cud be easily uninstalled.

This is Level 99 of Selfishness or 99 Shades of self-centeredness

You robbed a bank just to impress a babe?

some gullible guys sha! You wan Impress but you got yourself Depressed

good for U!

Watch kini?

someone should watch it on my behalf.

Past feelings ke?

Deleted them and I also emptied my Recycle bin incase someone tries to restore them.

Here to read comments

dunno cos we haven't met.

I'm coming, lemme think.

It's best you don't know her password. it's unhealthy for the relationship.

what would you do if she gave it to you sef? check her messages? U would just end up making yourself feel bad.

I am coming

I don't even know why I book space sef?

1. Don't smoke Experiment from experts proves that smoking a cigarette after meal is comparable to smoking 10 cigarettes (chances of cancer is higher).


2. Don't eat fruits immediately -When you eat your fruits with meals, the fruit is stuck in the stomach along with the contents of the meals and cannot reach the intestines in time. Lying there they get spoilt and spoil the remaining food in the stomach too. Thus it is recommended that you eat a fruit at least one hour after eating a meal or before your meal and preferably in the morning with empty stomach. It is in the morning that the body can best use the nutrients in the fruit and get enough energy to start the day.


3.Don't drink tea- Because tea leaves contain a high content of acid. Thissubstance will cause the Protein content in the food we consume to be hardened thus difficult to digest.It is preferable to drink tea an hour after meals.


4.Don't loosen your belt -Fiction, not particularly bad for you!We generally have an attitude that a good meal is that which forces us to loosen our belts. However, loosening the belt is bad, not because it causes the intestines to twist or block but because it means that you have over eaten to a level that you are uncomfortable. Loosening of the belt may also cause you to feel comfortable once again which means you may continue overeating.
So eat only to the extent that you can be comfortable without loosening your belt!

5.Don't bathe - Bathing after meal will cause the increase of blood flow tothe hands, legs & body thus the amount of blood around the stomach will therefore decrease. This will weaken the digestive system in our stomach.


6.Don't walk about -Fact, it is bad for you! Walking directly after meals is abad idea, it can result to acid reflux and indigestion. However, walking about half an hour after meals is known to be good for you. Researchers in the Department of Exercise Science at the University of South Carolina, have found that walking after exercise is a good way to burn energy. The point to note is when to walk, you should ideally walk for about 10 minutes and only 20-30 minutes after meal to prevent acid reflux and stomach upsets.


7.Don't sleep immediately - The food we intake will not be able to digest properly. Thus will lead to gastric & infection in our intestine.

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