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almost every night.

I like to look for those three lined up stars to see which direction they are facing.

always look at them in rain season to know the probability of having a rainfall that night.

see me here naw.

u wan give me award ?

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so sad

you know how you feel when you breakup with your boyfriend of girlfriend... and they are still alive oh.

how much more the pain is when a mother loses a child.

Roon9:
Today is my birthday
And I've never gotten 200 likes on nl before
Mk unu help a brother

do you get bank alerts for every LIKE ?
or does it make your dick get bigger ?
or are there any health benefits attached to it ?

You only see their pretty faces on ZEEworld.

you will never see this side of their story.

You will never see their rape culture.. how they rape girls and hang them from trees .

POLICE and Army prick go don stand up finish if na for naija.

Cup of blood would have overflown if this was done anywhere in abuja central area. not to talk of Aso Rock road.

Caught.... as if it is a crime. is it your mastubationnnn?

Vanillaskin:
I no go school but I'm not dumb either. Maybe that's why my fiance fell in love with me but now I'm guessing since his social class has been elevated he may not want me a non graduate for a wife

Abeg I will get back to you later.
you can keep typing your explanations... I will make time to read them later .

Sagamite:
I shall join those that doubt the authenticity of this situation as you claimed you are not a graduate, yet your English and grammatical construct is better than 98% of those that call themselves graduates in Nigeria.

I noticed that too. but I just guessed that Her other other other friend that is a graduate helped her type it. I guess so.

multivational:
To add to this listchecn d following below;
- Birdman
- Dodo
- Road Runner
- Speed racer
- Popeye
- G-Force
- Samurai X
- Ninja Scroll
- Super Ted
- Inspector Gadget

Just to name a few!

GForce is ... BATTLE OF THE PLANETS... thats the name

xynerise:
I watched almost 80% of them

Where is Dodo the kid from outer Space?

where is
THE BEAR, THE TIGER AND THE OTHERS?
JIMBO
DANGERMOUSE
WACKY RACES (M0r0ns, I am surrounded by m0r0ns.... I always remember this one)
KING ROLLO
OVIDE VIDEO (this one comes right before Robin Hood)
ADVENTURES OF TEDDY RUXPIN (this rolled on tv for a very long time)

mehn.... i watched 90 percent of the stuff listed here and I still remember some of the intro songs. mehn... am I this Old ?

Been a blessed week. Thank God. Thanks to you customer.

Been a blessed week. Thank God. Thank you customer..

Been a blessed week. Thank God. Thank you customer.

Vanillaskin:
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Okay so some Nairalanders have taken it upon themselves to become private investigators reading my old post which are somehow contradicting this story.
Well there's a perfectly good reason for that and that's because I have a friend who just like me and so many of us here have relationship issues and she has asked me to post something about what she is going through in my account for anonymity.
So please face the issue in this thread and stop feeling like a private investigator.
My gosh some people have time oh reading way tooooo much meaning into older post.


Thank you

I just read the rubbish reason for your twisted contradictions and how you tried so hard to defend it like the rest of us are reading way tooooo much meaning into your older post and i tot of warped delusion. No wonder the mystery "husband to be" had to run away.... thats if the story has any atom of truth in it.... cos u will come back tomoro and say IT IS YOUR TROUBLED FRIEND'S STORY. which you never stated such until your bullsh!t was spotted.
forgive us for being able to compare stories and pick out the contradictions and crookedness. but if you keep sh!tt!ng out stories with the hope that no one would be sensible enough to do a background check or even have the time to do so, then you have failed.

goodluck selling this.

Ishilove:
Aunty wa, you said the below


Alumni means you are a graduate of a particular institution, but up in your post you said 'I am not a graduate'

Aunty, either you are an attention seeker or a liar who can't get her stories straight. I am not interested in the mileage your pussy is currently reading, or if you phantom fiancé is acting weird. No, what I am interested in is why you are contradicting yourself on separate Nairaland threads.

Social media and lies!!

I think people just get so lonely and run out of ideas on what else to do with their life and the remaining data on their subscription.... then they resort to such uncoordinated lies in the name of seeking attention and sympathy.

Nairalanddist:
We Yoruba Muslims will forever remain loyal to the teachings of Islam and the Sokoto rulership. May Allah open up the hearts of igbos so they can accept the holy teachings of Islam

you are no different from bokoharam and other bast@rds that keep trying to force everyone to be like them. eat a big plate of shame.
you are such a shallow minded religious bigot. tell your allah to come with a screwdriver to come open up the hearts of the igbo people that make you sleepless and restless. this is 2018 and you are thinking like this. your whole schoolfees is a total waste. backward thinking f00l.

emancipate yourself from mental and religious slavery. think about it..... thats if you have a brain to do so.... i doubt it.

Join APC.

All you need for the ritual is

one broom, refuse to think, and keep saying SAI BABA no matter what comes your way weda good or bad.

walahi you go hammer.

now let the cheating begin

For serious people ONLY. No time wasters, please.