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Make we fight but please don't let me punch you. I work on my punch power with 10kg dumbells. punching with dumbbells in my hands. I don't think you would like to see how fast and hard my hands can go without the dumbbells.
hmmm. pure evil.

Next thing

MI is gonna rap about Jon Snow he knows nothing about.

he's gonna be like
"Am Back From The Dead Like My Nigga Jon Snow, I remember back then I used to do Free show"

Well Crafted Machine.
Only the best, for the Best.

sounds like a good move. i hope they implement it in the next elections too.
by the way, WHERE IS EVANS ?
cc: NigerianPolice

I was already living in my first rented apartment, inside deep yoruba land (EKITI) and far from my parents at that age.

cant remember going for holidays at anyone's place, let alone going there and being so choosy.

your bro is still not in tune with the harsh realities of this beautiful life. he will wake up when his morning comes.

Wow.! what a perfect match.

Husband is a perv, drunk and abuser

Husband's bro is a pervert even to his own bro wife.

Wife is an unrepentant cheat, murderer.

Wife's sis is Keziah. Cheerful giver.

See Family

anethcharly:
Zagadat.....WTF
Wetin Fela go cun talk...

ZAGADAT....

please.. whatdafurrrrk is a zagadat, that the yeye Ghanaian importer always keeps trying to force it into our ears. Mr Eazi has some good songs but mehhhhn i feel like skipping his songs when I hear that zagadat.

Osinachi1:


I spent well over #100 Million to build mine few years back in Wazobia town

The only problem was that Ewa agoyin was banned in that Town
So I abandoned the building and rented a room in Oshodi where I can enjoy Ewa agoyin without restriction

Awon weyrey . someone has sneaked out of yaba left.

I remembered this goal today and I decided to check for it on youtube so I can see it one more time. The great works of the wonder called AUSTIN "JJ" OKOCHA. God please send us another Okocha, we really need am bad bad.

Oliver Kahn was (and still is) one of the best goal keepers the lovely game of football ever produced, no doubt. Here's what he had to say about this MAD GOAL from Okocha.

The former Bayern Munich skipper paid a tribute to the Nigerian legend as he recalled the encounter exactly 23 years after on his Twitter page.

"Exactly 23 years is the sensational goal from Jay-Jay Okocha today ago - and I'm still dizzy ...," kahn tweeted.

The goal was voted as 1993 Goal of the year by viewers of Sportschau (an ARD German TV sports programme).

semid4lyfe, honeric01, Ishilove please send to the front so everyone can see this, be happy and forget problems for a minute.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WU-KA1D79E

I remembered this goal today and I decided to check for it on youtube so I can see it one more time. The great works of the wonder called AUSTIN "JJ" OKOCHA. God please send us another Okocha, we really need am bad bad.

Oliver Kahn was (and still is) one of the best goal keepers the lovely game of football ever produced, no doubt. Here's what he had to say about this MAD GOAL from Okocha.

The former Bayern Munich skipper paid a tribute to the Nigerian legend as he recalled the encounter exactly 23 years after on his Twitter page.

"Exactly 23 years is the sensational goal from Jay-Jay Okocha today ago - and I'm still dizzy ...," kahn tweeted.

The goal was voted as 1993 Goal of the year by viewers of Sportschau (an ARD German TV sports programme).

I am posting this in celebrity section because JJ is a football celebrity, I am very sure all football lovers would agree on this.

Fynestboi, MissyB3, Ishilove please send to the front so everyone can see this, be happy and forget problems for a minute.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WU-KA1D79E

3 point challenge.

whats the surest 3 points of this Saturday 16/09/2017?

tolexy123:
corn is #20 naira here in ondo state. Fresh ones

yellow or white ?

i prefer those blue ones.

BlackDBagba:
Corn is now #100 and it's not even soft anymore !

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where u buy ur own ? do they have silver pear there ? please buy 3 for me make i use chop this stew

ok

AFONAMARO:
My brother, the thing tire me, the guy is not even doing like someone that have plans to live on his own, or settle down. No sense of commitment or so, always laid back and relax.

You better take him out for a stroll on a nice evening and be gisting happily. then you look him in his eyes and tell him with calmness that he needs to leave your house so you can be able to focus on your family. Tell him you wish he could stay longer but the time has come & it is time for him to walk the road all MEN must follow. Tell him he is welcome till December but he should use the time from now to start calling housing agent or his friend he can live with.

Look him in the eyes & tell him.

if he says he has already started making arrangements, be happy with him & ask him to tell you about the arrangement.

hmmm. many.

one plugged my new iPod with a wrong charger and burnt it. then he left it like that like nothing happened. i came to use the iPod, it was dead. I asked my visitor, he denied ever touching it.

Another one made me wonder.. WHERE DID MY NEW BOTTLE OF LIQUID SOAP GO? the toilet was smelling super fresh sha.

back then in school. my friend's cousin came to look for him but my friend locked his crib & travelled. it was kinda late to i told this big headed cousin to come pass the night @ my place and be gone in the morning.
I got up first and boiled water + made breakfast for us. I went out to go get stuff, i came back and saw this MOFO coming out of the bathroom with my BRAND NEW SUEDE LEATHER SLIPPERS (Karl Kani designer) + he used my toothbrush. I just couldn't get angry at all.

abeg this topic dey make me remember lots of rubbish.

i remember when some human being squeezed out all the mouth wash on the four walls of the bathroom + floor. I came in and everywhere was smelling mouthwash. why? cos i told this "GUEST" always use the wash basin when brushing mouth and my "GUEST" felt insulted.

AFONAMARO:
The funny part is that the older brother cannot replace a dead bulb even in his own room he occupies. He even goes as far as taken food to work daily, not minding that he will eat when he returns.

Already informed wifey, that he will be leaving by December as I have tried.

Thanks a bunch

How do you expect them to leave? when there is steady food for them to eat and even take to work in flask. when they have become so comfy.

People like this will thank God for "touching your heart" to allow them to stay. in the start, They will do lots of "eye service" work in the house for you & your wife. Then, they become very comfortable cos they feel they have paid their dues and won your heart.

in the end, they will still be the very ones to spread bad news about you after all your sacrifice for them & people outside will never understand or even give you a chance to hear from you... especially if you & your inlaws are ibo tribe.

Your aunt took a big risk with your life.
does she have children?
You are in HER HOUSE, play by the house rules.

For most of the people saying YES YES YES. I doubt if they would say Yes again if their wish could come true.

I used to wish to meet a lady who was just like me. then one day, some years ago, I met a lady who was JUST LIKE ME. We were even telepathic. it was a sweet & scary experience.

Be careful what you wish for, You just might get it.

Terrible way to die. confusion, fear & terrible pain.

divinecode101:
An olosho will forever be an olosho even when she is married.

Ashawo wey marry, na holiday be that.

holiday go soon finish and she return to duty fully or slowly.

Don't make a hoe a housewife.

Can't trust anyone in this issue. Labour Union is weak, the people seem frail & helpless, this noise will die down after Ghana Must Go starts to move around.

Florblu:
Yinmu

verily verily i say unto thee. Thou art savage.

Price Nko?

DJInfluence:
You need not get a life, but seek help, if these things you mentioned are what make you have a life, then you urgently need help.

Or probably, you are only trying to provoke a reaction from us. Common, pee in the pool? jeez, are we in kindergarten?

Jesus! Bro. it is just for fun. why are u so stiff & serious? calm down.

OmoManU:
If that's whats ur definition of getting a life, I just shake my head. This shows the height of moral decadence. Before anybody will castigate me, am not holy either

calm down bro.

it is all for fun. can't be toooo serious every time. have fun.

Kronical:
As in eh.. Better Virgin.. The type they reserve for Suicide Bombers..

Reserve with Jersey Number 8

Mariinee:
8

i wonder what and what gave you total of 8. I guess that would be Number 6 and Number 12.

My Score Was already at 39 by the time I got to number 10.

My Total Score was 78.

CC . Lalasticlala. Let the people have fun with this and we are waiting for your score too even tho SNAKE is not on the list. .