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A porn start s comin to Nigerian n una dey hapy, shit shit shit !

If cheatin s alowed in a relationship ow come gifts re nt alowed

Holy crap, do u kno d said girl? I can write my own shit too n u blive

Next time wen goin dier cal me, 2 against 2 I bet u we wil slep wit dem

Aslong as ure nt maried, I se no reason cheatin in a relationship

D guy does nt want her dauther to b ova sample by guys, d truth s dat 99% of girls on facebok ve slept wit 3 or more of dier male facebok friends, true or lie

emilyone: another avenue to siphon our money.

I wish I can get a loan to set up a ashawo house dat wil acomodate up to 15000 prostitutes, dats about 15milion profit daily , which busines in Naija make dis much

D guy na mersi ,make we hear word here joor, na 6 > 1 d match go end in favour of us. Abeg make una dey pray make naija win cuse ashwao association promise us free Bleep den

albacete: Will give her ...
Help me say it...
Help me say it...
a bag of




[size=20pt] GARRI [/size].

U want her 2 open a gai stal, u wicked ooh.

FXKing2012: And what's wrong wt this?

U say wat s wrong wit pastor chris tape? 4me ooh its gud but give a naija girl dat n se her reply,2of una go put leg 4one trouser.

Harbosede02: my bf can't gve me any of this shit

madam wat ve u given him,I kno its pple like u dat give boxer n xpect to b given a cheq of 1milion ,u ve brain wash ur bf wit jass

I just tell mine I wil do u a crazy azoto style on bed 2nite n she wil b hapy

xtgozie: u for tell am to use soap

so u mean I masturbate s it a must 2ve a GF

Funny Val Gifts U Don't Dare Give To Ur Girfriend

As for me these are funny gifts you don't dare give to any Nigerian girl except you want her to break up with you,but if she accept it with her whole heart then that girl is a wife material, marry her ooh.

1, A hand fan
2, A rose flower
3, A bathroom slipers (50 naira)
4, A tooth paste
5, A pastor chris tape
6, A rapped Kuli-kuli
7, A mortal/pistle
8, A wall clock

U can plss add more u kno too

Must every one b in a relationship in orda to enjoy val, s dier any advise 4a guy like me witout a permanent Gurlfriend