₦airaland Forum

VIGIL

We often use the word night vigil. Buh actually this is more of repetition.

INCASE OF NECESSITY

We often hear people say incase of incasity. This is actually wrong rather it should be incase of necessity

WAKE KEEP

We often hear expressions like wake keeping this is a murder of English language.

BOSOM FRIEND

Watch the spelling it's a single S, we often hear expressions like tight friend.

ONE BUT THE LAST

We all fall victim to this. We often use phrase lik "second to the last " to mean One but the last.
More coming soon

TORCH / TRAVEL BAG



Do you know the word torch light is more of tautology it's simply Torch or flash light, also the wrong usage of the phrase travelling bag is wrong buh rather it is called Travel bag

SELLOTAPE


Do you know the correct spelling of what we tagged cellotape, selo tape etc is actually sellotape or sealing tape. Sellotape actually is a brand name that was generalised
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sellotape

FOOLSCAP

1. Most of us obviously was and is a victim of this pronunciation error. We often come up with expressions like fullscrap, fullscap and other various options to denote sheet of paper, the actual word is foolscap

Wolfbrother:
This country is useless ..... so inec cannot rent a more sophisticated room ...they cannot use name cards ...it is paper and cellotape ...plastic chairs ...messy computer setup ...bloody embarassment

Hello o o. There is nothing like cellotape it's called sellotape or sealing tape. Thanks

Anyone interested in local rice business should pls call me. We need to discuss. There is a market available buh looking for more partnership. Thanks

Well. It's been a while I av some trucking talks. Well thing is for truck owners interested in network links especially ifbur truck is new suld msg me on 08120917657. Make d Change for ur biz

Contact me about the OYA thing. Think I'll be interested. Dats my digit. 08120917657. Thanks

Let's talk truck biz. Glad to be back afta a short break

Is it just me or its really dat discovered dat presidential meal and cash isn't directly proportionate to increment in d mammary gland. Shoo dat boobs jst glue lik sey God forgot to mould dat part.

VG na u be gateman here too.

I intend to link some trucks with available companies around me. And wif stable supply of loads for within lagos and outside job

I recently had a conversation wif a scam on nairaland. Pls be careful guys. Av a blessed trucking day

oppybouy:
Lol. Oloshos plenty for Niger Guy

Is dat meant to make him happy. Hmm.

Still hoping to hear frm small scale companies that wish to av their goods transported

08120917657 add me

lovingT:
Yes yes yes

Afta saying yes. She yaf run away o o o. Nysc bring her back o o. Abeg

Team osun in action

U see av got double blessing. Now am married. Oya dabbing to cafe

Any more testimonies. Before I knw wah to do or say

Come o o. Be lik sey no be weed o o o

Darey00:
IT IS OUT !!! CALL UP LETTER IS OUT!!

Effect of too much of early morning weed

[quote author=Ifabernard post=45692737]same here bro. no time to check time [/quote

Dat awkward moment when afta struggling wif job seeking. U finally got one willing to pay 120000. Then lik a lightning nysc call u up same day. Wah u gonna do]

guymanDspecies:
Am all set for my lone protest in Lagos office. Pictures very soon

OYO. Hope sey u no go post pics where police go drag u o o. Be lik sey una mean business. Make I go carry placard go protest for computer village. All of dem must join d strike. No work for today

kle4d:


Very funny how people just dey raise their blood pressure coz of NYSC.
I pray no one dies. God will see them through.

It normal now.

Meesquared:
really? that ll be nice of you

Ok, una dey encourage sexually offensive materials here o o o. Which is tantamount to child abuse and adult corruption. Na dis kind thing dey make nysc postpone be lik sey dem dey fear stream 2 cos we are badded.

Dunno why una dey reserve dis kind page. Buh anyways dedicated to... I no knw self.

lovingT:
I really don't know what I will do if this stuff gets postponed. It's just really sad. I feel like someone died. Christ it hurt when all my friends went for stream 1 n I got left behind. Now this......... . Pls no rumours today pls....

Think I av some rumours. Buh lemme spice it up first. On Wat to do if it gets postponed. Av got the best of ideas. Marry me.

Well. Let's be realistic yes may is visible buh 21st of may ain't visible. If una lik make una use head knack pole. Yes. You can pile up pressure on whosoever is in charge buh presently in Nigeria u gonna need more than dat u'll av to get ur knee on d ground and lift ur eyes to heaven lik person wey dey expect heavenly Manna. Buh dnt pray for 21st buh rather pray for may. Or berra still # Let thy will be done# ain't preaching jst saying. And those smallies wey go quote me lerra. Av got my catapult intact o o o u do anyhow u go see anyhow.

BornMarch15:
No vex but I just gat tell u dis....




























Ur Pa'

Really. So nairaland has degenerated to dis extent. U jst fatuous feeble minded fool with capital F. Wif no regards for elderly. Well ain't surprised u jst a exhibiting ur tribes madness

BlackGoldBoy:
will u and ur source kip quiet.....tell dos source not to giv u any source anymre... Go read news mtcheww

Bro. Abeg calm down. Used my link to call a top gun in osun camp and he confirmed to me no more stream 2. Am nt the type dat paste baseless rumours. So get ur brain togeda before I spank ur ass for u. I dunno when nairaland start admitting stupendous ignoramus into the folds self

From a reliable source no more stream 2. It's now batch B. And camp will commence btw July to August

U go

dejiconde:
parlez vous francais Meesquared

U go still speak gibberish and Spanish. When nysc promote u to stream 10