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biggy26:
Without marketing, there is no product!

Pls guys, help me preview this site and tell me what u think of it. I appreciate. www.poontoe.com

Great site Bro.... you can ads it on Facebook, IG. God go bless our hustle sir

God .... just one page for this reasonable article, if we're to discuss about sex blah blah.... we're going to have like 10 pages

am enjoying blacksails ..... season 2 already

Great job Bro.... God go reward us all

sweetkech:
please be very careful of some advice you take here, the people in this forum once ruined my relationship,am Just looking at them with their comments , in short am not even happy with them anymore.

Loolz....talki cheat my Bro... most ppl here no sabi anything about relationship now. just ordinary love adviser

[quote author=irenosen22 post=60607803][/quote]everything Nah rumour for now.... October month go tell more!

Ranking16:
Academic Staff Union of Nigerian Universities has officially suspended its strike - The union announced the suspension after it held a meeting with the federal government delegation The Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) on Monday, September 18, announced a conditional suspension of its strike action, The Punch reports.

which one is conditional suspension again o

the Everton coach Bleep up ooo... why him comot Rooney sef....i just dey happy

Softwork..... lukaku

don4ye:
Young is improving.. I love that

I swear, I don forget say we get anybody like young o

seunny4lif:
What a goal What a strike End of the world

that goal Nah respect bro

o'boy that goal badt mehn

tobechi74:
they make great wives

yes o.... they're not moved by material things

low-maintenance -
(of a person) not demanding a great deal of attention; independent.

lazy-ass -
someone who is lazy and does not do what (s)hes supposed to do. most often used as an insult or dirrogitory meaning.

zinoparity:
This is more like "32 things every dirty lazy girls will understand "

okay now.... (smiles)

queenamirah:
Can't sleep wearing a bra... tho Sleeping in a bra will not make a girl's breasts perkier or prevent them from getting saggy.

Looolz.... talking from experience Ma, so how can we prevent breast sagging ?

OrdercityWeb:
Hold on. Is this all you folks do in relationships nowadays?
No wonder there is a dearth of values in the society today. No wonder people can't sustain ordinary 6-months relationship.
A guy and a lady will say they are in a "relationship" and they both know they are just there to have "sex".
You folks have bastardized the word "love".

the world don spoil since o.... we are just trying to adjust things.

dingbang:
Are you describing your elder sister?

haha..... capital NO

dingbang:
Are you describing your elder sister?

haha..... capital NO

QueenSuccubus:


Haaaaba OP ! This is not a "low maintenance" sha but a lazy azz bitch who doesn't know what hygeine is all about..

For instance, i only have a couple of bra coz most of the time.i dont wear at all same with the underwear...Tittiez & NUNU must be free ooo

loolz... we can still call it low maintenance tho, from another point of view.

1) You have worn the same bra for more than a week.

2) And you have definitely worn the same tights three times without washing them.

3) You may have left them to “air” in between, though. But “airing” is just draping them over a chair in your room.

4) You’ve changed your pillowcases and bottom sheet but declared your duvet cover fine for at least another week.

5) You’ve left the house in a T-shirt that you slept in.

6) You’ve 100% only shaved the parts of your body that were visible to the outside world.

7) Including shaving only your knees and ankles when planning on wearing ripped jeans.

You’ve also skipped shaving your armpits, but then felt self-conscious in public so spent the whole night with your arms glued to your sides dancing like a mum.

9) Or you’ve just thought Bleep it and stopped.

10) You've sometimes used dry shampoo until your head got a bit itchy.

11) You’ve left the house to go to a party with wet hair because you just never got round to blow-drying it.

12) You regularly incorporate yesterday’s leftover eyeliner smudge into today’s makeup.

13) And you’ve ruined a few pillowcases by not taking off your makeup before bed.


14) You’ve regularly stolen your partner’s/housemate’s/mum’s toiletries when your own run out.

15) And have kept using them for more than a week.

16) Or maybe just decided you can share permanently.

17) You sometimes used your bra as your handbag on a night out.

18) You’ve stopped caring about wearing things with a lil’ stain on them.

19) There’s just no way you're retiring your fave comfy jumper because of a tiny oil stain.

20) You have clothes that you’ve only worn once because you have to iron them.

21) Or even worse, they’re handwash only.

22) You’ve never really used nail polish remover because you usually end up just picking it all off.

23) You wash your makeup brushes less than you change your bedding.

24) You’ve learned to set your alarm at least 10 minutes earlier than you need to get up, because you need time to scroll through your phone and have a small existential crisis every morning.

25) And you need another 10 minutes for the time you spend sitting on your bed in your towel staring into space.


26) You’ve been wearing the same jewellery every day for at least a year.

27) And if you do change it up you just spend all day fiddling with it.

28) You have about five favourite outfits and when they’re all dirty you find it incredibly hard to decide what to wear.

29) You’ve felt smug when you’ve got to wear the same outfit two days in a row because you’re seeing different people.

30) You usually only do laundry if you can no longer fit anything in your laundry basket.

31) You avoid shopping for things you actually need at all costs.

32) So you’ve worn shoes with holes in them regularly for at least a couple of months before.

33) You bought the dress you’ve worn to most weddings the day before the first wedding you were invited to.

34) You hardly ever wear a bra inside your own home.

35) And you have totally mastered taking it off underneath your top.

36) You’ve never tried any “lazy girl” hacks online because all of them look like far too much effort.

LivinaPatrick:
U get time o

looolz... it's copy / paste article now

*Take a look at this NYSC corp member true analysis below:*

*TOTAL INCOME*
*19,800 naira*
x
*11months*
____________________
*= N217,800 naira*
____________________

Note: that first allawee was paid in the orientation camp.

*EXPENDITURE*
*Tithes:* (for those who pay it)
1,980
×
11 months
__________________
*= N21,780 naira*
__________________
(for those who pay)

*Bank charges:*
105 naira
x
11 months
_________________
*= N1,155 naira*
_________________

*Food:*
10,000 naira (at least)
x
11 months
___________________
*= N110,000 naira*
___________________

*Call card:*
1,000 (monthly)
x
11 months
__________________
*= N11,000 naira*
__________________

*Phone subscription:*
1,200 naira (at least in a month)
x
11 months
__________________
*= N13,200 naira*
__________________

*Transport fare to CDS/Clearance:*
500 naira (at least in a month)
x
11 months
_________________
*= N5,500 naira*
_________________

*Cream, tooth paste, bathing and washing soaps:*

Approximately;

*N5,000 naira (for 11months)*

*Cloths and shoe:*

Approximately;

*N22,000 (for 11months)*

*Transport fare back home:*

Approximately

*N6,000 e.g. (those who served in the north, and lives in the south)*

*Other contingencies:*

Approximately:

*N20,000 (CDS dues, religious dues, sent-forth dues, transport fare to church/mosque e.t.c.)*

*TOTAL EXPENDITURE

*N215,635*

*BALANCE:*

217,800 naira
-
215,635 naira
_________________
*= N2,165 naira*
_________________



culled : nysc whatsapp

*Her smile *Her sense of humour *Her height *Her maturity



She's my everything.

Johnnyakins:
Has unilorin release their 2017 graduating list

sorry, when is the convocation?

iamawara:
you are right. Thats exactly what i was told by a family friend. But he said it can be changed at anytime!! Eithr forward or backwrd

prefer backward for them.

hopsydboi:
Passing out?

yes

2016 Batch-B stream i ..................3rd November, 2017 2016 Batch-B stream ii................14th December, 2017 According to NYSC calender

GiggsTk:
Attached images are of the NYSC calender. Stream 1 passes out 3rd November while stream 2 passes out 14th.

like when do you think batch B 2017 registration going to start?

GiggsTk:
Attached images are of the NYSC calender. Stream 1 passes out 3rd November while stream 2 passes out 14th.

God bless you Bro

malware:
No be Naija we dey?
The country was down for 103days and life goes on.

loooooolz.... you're freaking right menh maybe those people are doing some updates sha

mofresh:
[[boss man!to aviod someone stealin ur shirt,e no has e dey be say they no dey write thief for forehead].thanks

loolz.... baba you too stingy