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You meet and dated a girl when you were in the
university, she was a virgin when you met her,
and you both agreed not to have sex untill your
wedding night. The both of you graduated but
were jobless for four years. However, after
many years of suffering, she later secured a job
for you in one big company where you were paid
close to 900,000 per month. Things were going
well with you and you finally proposed marriage to
her, she accepted but after few seconds, tears
start rolling down her cheeks. He ask her what
the problem was; she said '' Am sorry love, i am
no
longer a virgin i gave my virginity to your boss
before he accepted to employ you in his company.
That was the only condition he gave me before
you were employed or you remain jobless.
Assuming you are this guy, what will be your
reaction? And for the ladies, can you do this for
love? Pls send this to many, and see what they
reply you. But reply me first i need it now

Mayweather is the Mourinho Version of a boxer.u dnt av to like his Style bt he get things done one way or the other. #teamMoney

Bravo guys. Nice job

About the Month of May • • •
May is the 5th month of the year and has 31 days.
Season (Northern Hemisphere): Spring

• Countdown •

~ Fhatoki yemi A.k.a Fhato•boi(born to be great in life) May 02
~ Queen of England son (expecting his second child) this weekend
~ The world greatest fight in world history (btw Mayweather and Pacquiao) May 03
~ Transition of power at the National level (Goodluck Jonathan - Buhari) May 24
~ United Kingdom general election
~ U.S. Special Operations Forces killed Osama bin Laden during a raid on his secret compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan. May 02
~ The final game to set chelsea lifting EPL
(crystal palace vs chelsea)


• Holidays •

Fhato boi Day
May Day
Cinco de Mayo
National Teacher Day
Mothers Day
Victoria Day
Memorial Day
National Physical Fitness and Sports Month
Asian American Heritage Month
Jewish American Heritage Month
Skin Cancer Awareness Month
National Bike Month

About the Month of May • • •
May is the 5th month of the year and has 31 days.
Season (Northern Hemisphere): Spring

• Countdown •

~ Fhatoki yemi A.k.a Fhato•boi(born to be great in life) May 02
Queen of England son (expecting his second child) this weekend
~ The world greatest fight in world history (btw Mayweather and Pacquiao) May 03
~ Transition of power both in OAU (Ibikunle - TY) and National level (Goodluck Jonathan - Buhari) May 24
~ United Kingdom general election
~ U.S. Special Operations Forces killed Osama bin Laden during a raid on his secret compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan. May 02
~ The final game to set chelsea lifting EPL
(crystal palace vs chelsea)


• Holidays •

Fhato boi Day
May Day
Cinco de Mayo
National Teacher Day
Mothers Day
Victoria Day
Memorial Day
National Physical Fitness and Sports Month
Asian American Heritage Month
Jewish American Heritage Month
Skin Cancer Awareness Month
National Bike Month

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aguiyi:
osinbajo looks like a baby ape in the last pics

Racist in ur blood stream.

Anyi3:
Before we all go on attacking South Africa.

Does anyone really have solid proof to support Nigeria's active support against apartheid?

I think you didn't do government in ur secondary school days,

Proudly MAY 02..... 2BBE9397

May 02 Pikin...... the special ones.

Michelle55:
May born... i'm hère oh 'May2nd on point

Woah very shocking indeed, my first birthday mate on Nairaland.

Proudly MAY 02........pin: 2BBE9397. #the special ones

My best man is 619. That's skill is just dope.

mytime24:
Where's undertaker's broda, i fget his name

*Kane.

OgaTheTop2:
It's only in Nigeria they can try this, Why can't they try that in Chad?

Shoro niyen

I used to think that my life was perfect until I met you. You showed me all that was missing without a wonderful woman in my life. Happy Valentine's Day and I'll love you always. @My only Lizzy

moderatorr1:
if buhari looses Amechi's political career is finished

I dey tell u o

liljboy:
maybe it not compatible with it

guess so also......

Bruh my Q10 is not responding @ all, just closing d app. Any solution?

Funny ppl......so 3k now equals 2 good months. Spent at home,God punish dem all.

Really happy for the good news.....nah bombing/ebola virus/corruption/strike am dealing with all this month alone

Samething in Oau.....those PG students forming one strong head,you can't bliv someone telling you. You can watch tv(world cup) with them.Are we not all students. But dy fit run afta undergraduate girls.

Happy new year ......Great ppl of Nairalands

A year of special events;
1- Oga at the top
2- Stowaway boy hide in plane tire from Benin to Lagos.
3- Former Gov Olusegun Agagu corpse re-die in plane
Crash
4- 'Go and Die' phrase from Gov Oshiomole to a widow
5- GEJ is Nigeria Mandela- Abati
6- ASUU strike for 5 months
7- 16 is greater than 19
8- 5 house members override 20 something to impeach
speaker
9- Governor's wife under house arrest
10- 5 PDP decamp to APC
11- face off between PEJ and Wole Soyinka
12- Obasanjo letter to The President Jonathan
13- federal govt gives ASUU ultimatum!
14- Iyabo Obasanjo letter to Obasanjo
15- 37 PDP rep member decamped to APC
16- ASUU called off six month strike then the health
workers begins theirs next day !
17- And least I forget .....MIKEL Obi scores for Chelsea.
18- Buhari paying homage to IBB and OBJ.
What a year. Abeg help me add the ones i forgot..

IfyChuky: Just maybe diz gurl lyks u deeply, bt finds it difficult to fathom y u've chosen 2 use her feelings as a play toy. Am just wondering, y on earth u'd decide to trouble d heart dat possibly luvs u by ur much annoying mischievous acts. I so also beliv dt u neva did define diz relationship as to being casual to, which cud in turn mean dt she has bn waiting 4u 2 let it off ur chest, bt u rada chose 2 tease her emotions. I think she has chosen to let go of ur memories and totz, so she kud easen off and dn open up 2 anoda's proposal..

U beta stay clear, or go begging afta her heart, if only u stil have a place deep ryt inside of her - she myt hav lost it u knw #winks.

Thank you a lot.....shd I continue to beg her (msg her)bc she is not picking my call again.

God bless u HisRib# I meet this girl some few months ago,in my area in wch we chat face to face (mostly at studies n skl). I later asked for her 2go acct because I know her father well.Nutshell we become really close that we do chat online for like 6 hrs,but I neva tell her or open to her that I loved her all the period (not to take things fast).all of a sudden she changed by not replying me on 2go again,our talk is not that cool as before,so one day I asked her to gv me her fone number in wch she do.and I call her to ask why is she not talkn online again,no good answer for that........so my love for her delince and I did't call or text her again for like a week,just last week I checked my 2go to my surprise she as blocked me.she is not also picking my call since also,av been texting her msg since all dz days (every single day) and she neva replied me till day.am even tayd of sending her msgs with no replies or compliment back......so do u think I shd do pl.

FOXY FLOW###u dey fell ma hand o.....since morning,u no reply my last msg..........checkn out(NL) wt red eyes.

FOXY FLOW # come answer my question o......shd I contiune wit d textn or wot,bc am not at home yet to even c her.

[quote author=Foxy_Flow]Dear Yhemit,

Your case is different. She is your girlfriend I believe and I am sure you don't even know her house or ever seen her. If you have, I would have told you to go to her house and sort things out. If it is one of this 2go relationship, brother, you are as single as a diicckk with the scrotum. Just hold on sha, let me enter the next paragraph.

This is what you will do. Ignore her. Let her be. If she misses you, she will call and what she will tell you will sound like this ... "You know patient dogs eat the fattest bones."

My brother, there is nothing like patience in the matters of women. If you slack, you lack. Should she call you, then go for the kill. Do not allow your liverlessness which is making you to say you don't want to rush things hold you.

And uhm, I have "kaura" which you rub underneath your eyelids. It will help you in being more confident.

Goodluck.



Foxydramus[/quote]Hmm.....abeg pass me dt "Kaura" ......I sabi her wella,dz one no b 2go runz,am just formh (holy child) for her.u grab we estate children make she no think am dt useless soul putting her in freindzone stage,nah d process she fuvk off by not chatting well as we do before and leta delete me.n also no pick mia call again.

Doc Foxy# I get one problem with my girl,from d onset of our meetn I take her as Friend,just don't wnt to be fast by telling her I lvd her. since last week she no even pick my call. Am only sending her msg (greetn msg)....to spoil d game she don blocked me on her 2go .....wot do u think I shd do?

[quote author=lord_falcao]pls read dx çarefully tteddyxxx ....there's a problem I want you to solve for my guy on my behalf...there's dis gal that friendzoned my guy.for years,so my guy decided to get out of d friendzone by chyking her...buh d gal got angry xo my friend wants to cover his faults by creating a lie telling the gal dat it was a friend of his...hu saw her dp on my friend phone, liked d gal, xo used my guys phone to chyke her... buh d gal got angry and deleted my friend from her bbm(cus of the chyking) now the guy has been texting her and calling her all tru the day buh she has been insulting him all tru today...buh d game now is that my friend begged me to help him by asking me to act as d guy that chyked her(I.e dat i will act as the guy hu chyked the gal with my guys phonethe ) so he gave me her number..now I want you to help me by telling me what to say wen I call her..since I will be acting as the guy DAT caused there fight xo that she won't get angry again and also forgive my guy for his mistakes[/quote]Loooolz......This dude write up look like Nollywood play....ontop one yeye girl u dey do all dz kind game,abeg go face her n tell her for faces.....life is very simpl is either Yes or No .

Anyebook# n teddy # nah texting since moday she no pick my calls at all........what do u think I shd do again........M don tayd of texting a girl as if am testn a ghost.