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HitlerGaddafi:
If I catch you ehn, I go fvck you anålly till you bleed. Yeye pikin.

LWKMD........ This one is strong ...

HitlerGaddafi:
If I catch you ehn, I go fvck you anålly till you bleed. Yeye pikin.

LWKMD........ This one is strong ...

SOME NAIJA WAY OF THINKING.
LOLZZZ
1. When a guy and a lady are seen
discussing,
They are dating.
2. If a guy tells a lady to come, he wants to woo
her
3. All old women looking not well kept are
witches
4. Anybody that is too Rich has done
Money Ritual
5. A lady that is a Nurse had better wear
her
uniform When walking out the clinic
before
Nigeria will think she went for an abortion 6. Every politician is Embezzling Money
7. All wealthy men have joined occultic
group
8. All lawyers are liars
9. Philosophers are not Godly
10. If a pastor has plenty members in his church, he is using jass
11. If somebody is in the university, he or
she
is better than
those in polytechnic and colleges of
Education. 12. Every Musician has joined illuminati
13. All Traders do cheat
14. All men are wicked
15. If u don't come to church one sunday,
u
have started backslidin 16. If u walk with confidence, u are proud
17. If u decide to always be alone, u have
evil
spirit.
18. If u always answer question in class,
u are the teacher or lecturer's boy/gal
19. Every rich muslim is an Alhaji.
If U See A Lady Coming out from A Guy's
House Dey Just Finish Having Sex.
20.Any lady that dress neatly is not a true
christian, any lady dat put on sexy wear is a
LovePeddler.
21.Any girl that failed to come to your
house
the day you planned with her has gone to
another guy's house. 22.Any robbry in d town...buhari is
responsible
and Any increament in product..buhari's
hands
are in it.
23.All niger deltan are militants i can't just beat the
configuration of a Naija blood....
Hehehehe # Lwkmd. Add urs if u has any
in
mindSOME NAIJA WAY OF THINKING.
LOLZZZ
1. When a guy and a lady are seen
discussing,
They are dating.
2. If a guy tells a lady to come, he wants to woo
her
3. All old women looking not well kept are
witches
4. Anybody that is too Rich has done
Money Ritual
5. A lady that is a Nurse had better wear
her
uniform When walking out the clinic
before
Nigeria will think she went for an abortion 6. Every politician is Embezzling Money
7. All wealthy men have joined occultic
group
8. All lawyers are liars
9. Philosophers are not Godly
10. If a pastor has plenty members in his church, he is using jass
11. If somebody is in the university, he or
she
is better than
those in polytechnic and colleges of
Education. 12. Every Musician has joined illuminati
13. All Traders do cheat
14. All men are wicked
15. If u don't come to church one sunday,
u
have started backslidin 16. If u walk with confidence, u are proud
17. If u decide to always be alone, u have
evil
spirit.
18. If u always answer question in class,
u are the teacher or lecturer's boy/gal
19. Every rich muslim is an Alhaji.
If U See A Lady Coming out from A Guy's
House Dey Just Finish Having Sex.
20.Any lady that dress neatly is not a true
christian, any lady dat put on sexy wear is a
LovePeddler.
21.Any girl that failed to come to your
house
the day you planned with her has gone to
another guy's house. 22.Any robbry in d town...buhari is
responsible
and Any increament in product..buhari's
hands
are in it.
23.All niger deltan are militants i can't just beat the
configuration of a Naija blood....
Hehehehe # Lwkmd. Add urs if u has any
in
mindSOME NAIJA WAY OF THINKING.
LOLZZZ
1. When a guy and a lady are seen
discussing,
They are dating.
2. If a guy tells a lady to come, he wants to woo
her
3. All old women looking not well kept are
witches
4. Anybody that is too Rich has done
Money Ritual
5. A lady that is a Nurse had better wear
her
uniform When walking out the clinic
before
Nigeria will think she went for an abortion 6. Every politician is Embezzling Money
7. All wealthy men have joined occultic
group
8. All lawyers are liars
9. Philosophers are not Godly
10. If a pastor has plenty members in his church, he is using jass
11. If somebody is in the university, he or
she
is better than
those in polytechnic and colleges of
Education. 12. Every Musician has joined illuminati
13. All Traders do cheat
14. All men are wicked
15. If u don't come to church one sunday,
u
have started backslidin 16. If u walk with confidence, u are proud
17. If u decide to always be alone, u have
evil
spirit.
18. If u always answer question in class,
u are the teacher or lecturer's boy/gal
19. Every rich muslim is an Alhaji.
If U See A Lady Coming out from A Guy's
House Dey Just Finish Having Sex.
20.Any lady that dress neatly is not a true
christian, any lady dat put on sexy wear is a
LovePeddler.
21.Any girl that failed to come to your
house
the day you planned with her has gone to
another guy's house. 22.Any robbry in d town...buhari is
responsible
and Any increament in product..buhari's
hands
are in it.
23.All niger deltan are militants i can't just beat the
configuration of a Naija blood....
Hehehehe # Lwkmd. Add urs if u has any
in
mind

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Guys please I don't really have money . I have heard about Blog and Wordpress. #BuhariThings

Good Evening guys please I need a tutor to help me. I'm a newbie in blogging and In willing to Create my blog. Please help me out.

Articul8:
Guy...I couldn't finish reading what you have there but I sighted something. Kindly change the 'has' to 'As'.

Thanks I didn't really noticed that.

Good Evening everyone. As Nigeria will be clocking 56 years of Independence. What are those things that you really love about Nigeria / Nigerian.?
As for me I thing Iove about Nigerians is that they can survive in any Condition or Any weather ? And more also Nigerias any they most Successful people in the world and they have occupied most part of they world. And shout out to All the Northerns and their families lifestyle , shout out to the Southern people and their Beautiful ladies and Shout out to the Yorubas and their ladies back sides well Endowed..

#IRep9ja
Feel free to drop yours..

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He wan taste the German Juice dem (In Cynthia Morgan voices) #Change

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OMG all this things are signs of the end of the world..
Me and My Vaseline Crew will love to pay a week visit to that place oooooo. ;DOMG all this things are signs of the end of the world..
Me and My Vaseline Crew will love to pay a week visit to that place oooooo.

Explorers:
Public Pool in China.

If I have the chance to be there.. I must to hookah somebody with my big Cassava (In Tekno voice)

Explorers:
Public Pool in China.

If I have the chance to be there.. I must to hookah somebody with my big Cassava (In Tekno voice)

deb303:
if this guy can actually work without waiting for the government... I see no reason why an able bodied person will sit and wait for the so called government

Nice one.
.. Jah bless him.... #Change...

deb303:
if this guy can actually work without waiting for the government... I see no reason why an able bodied person will sit and wait for the so called government

Nice one.
.. Jah bless him....

I will gently go for B...

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[color=#006600][/color] Wow very educative. Abeg move this nice topic to the front page instead of Boob's and Celebrities......

Thanks you very much Sir for. Stay Blessed..

Oya Continue .. We Re here....

Is it okay for the pastor of a church (or leader of a religious organisation) to ask the congregation/
members to donate for him/her to buy a car/house/? What do you think?

Yeah you are welcome.... Here Happy Banning soon. It is only Important topics that are pushed to the front Page.
or Boob's and Snakes loolzzz....

Mtchew LA Click LA die.....

TrapQueen77:



Oya, do we know each oda?

Nah. Good Morning...

Trapqueen Wadup.

Evening, something popped on my mind!! Just wanna know something Abeg oo.... How many hours should i allow my friend to mourn after they stole his Iphone7, before I ask him to give me his charger and earpiece?

Many of us think of baking soda as an ingredient used for cooking, or even something that helps to keep our refrigerators odor-free, but baking soda is surprisingly good for your health and home, too!
An inexpensive purchase (usually costing about $1), baking soda uses vary from basic daily hygiene, injuries, digestive issues , stomach pain, coughs and sore throats .
Throughout history, baking soda has been used as a rising agent when baking. It’s 100 percent sodium bicarbonate; so when mixed with acid, baking soda makes bubbles and gives off a carbon dioxide gas, causing the dough to rise.
Baking soda is known as nahcolite, which is part of the natural mineral natron. Natron contains large amounts of sodium bicarbonate and has been used since ancient times as a deodorizer, soother and cleanser.
Baking Soda Uses & Benefits
Baking soda is a great tool for cleaning and removing stains, but there are many health benefits associated with the use of baking soda, too. Some of the most common baking soda benefits include:
Eases stomach pain
Helps with digestive issues
Relieves bloating and gas
Fights off diseases
Neutralizes acid
Kills fungi, mold and parasites
Minimizes cough and sore throat
Reduces the duration of cold and flu
Helps pH balance
Reduces the symptoms of gout
Promotes kidney health
Treats urinary tract infections
Reduces muscle pain and fatigue
Top 33 Baking Soda Uses
Baking Soda Uses: FACE & SKIN
1. Natural Deodorant – Create your own deodorant by mixing a teaspoon of baking soda with enough water to create a milky paste, then rub it under your underarms or even on your feet.
2. Face Exfoliator – Remove dry skin from your face by creating your own baking soda exfoliate. Combine one teaspoon of baking soda with half a cup of water and rub it on your face in a circular motion, then rinse.
3. Hand Softener – To scrub away dirt and odors, mix baking soda with warm water and rub it on your hands. This natural scrub will leave your hands clean and soft.
4. Feet Soother – Create your own foot bath with a tablespoon of baking soda and warm water. The baking soda will remove bacteria and odors, and it will help to prevent toenail fungus.
5. Itchy Skin Relief – Baking soda can help to reduce discomfort from sunburn, allergic rashes , and skin affected by poison ivy or poison oak. Mix a teaspoon with some water to create a paste – then rub it on your skin.
6. Splinter Removal – Splinters will come out naturally after a few days of soaking it in baking soda (use a mix that includes a tablespoon of baking soda and warm water). Soak the affected area twice a day.
7. Bug Bite Soother – Rub baking soda on your bug bite to relieve the itching. Create a paste with a teaspoon of baking soda and water. Keep applying the paste – about three times a day until the bite dissipates.
8. Sunburn Relief – Your fragile sunburned skin will benefit from soaking in a mixture of baking soda and water. Draw a warm bath and add half a cup of baking soda; you can also mix baking soda into your favorite body lotion.

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I LOVE NAIJA I NO GO LIE!!! God Bless Nigeria!!! Na only for Nigeria you fit win Aeroplane by loading N200 MTN Recharge Card. Very soon Etisalat go say recharge N200 and win a big ship. Then Airtel go com follow sey, recharge N100 and win Benin Republic. Glo, go just kuku say... Recharge N500 and win Nigeria because their colour na Green. Na only for Nigeria you go see fish inside"MEATPIE" Na only for Nigeria we dey count money after we withdraw am from ATM because we no even trust ATM machines. Na only for Nigeria PHCN dey sey:- Win a brand new GENERATOR if you pay your light bill (wat a pity) Na only for Naija people dey horn for traffic light make e quick change from Red to Green. Na only for Nigeria Pharmacy dey sell Coke, Recharge Card, Chin chin, Puff puff and beer. Wetin you no see for Naija, you no fit see am anywhere in d world... Trust me. Na only 4 naija you go find a graduate of Mechanical Engineering dey do him NYSC 4 Police station. na only 4 naija you go see one person dey use Bold5, X3, Ipad2 and Nokia N8 all at once.You be Bill Gates? Abi na you invent internet? Na only 4 naija you go see a graduate of law dey work as generator repairer. Na only for Naija u go buy coke, dem go say make u no forget to return d bottle. Na 4 only Naija, you go see madman dey control traffic, people wey their head correct dey obey... Na 4 only Naija, you go see advert from native doctor on how to make quick money. Na only for Naija u go wish somebody 'happy birthday', he go answer 'same to u'. Na 4 Naija obituary poster dem go say "MAMA HAS RELOCATED" .. im proud of dis my country we dey unik. I take God beg u to SHARE dis message to reach every body to love dis nation

A man will cheat on you with different women but when you cheat on him with just one man he acts like you killed his mother!!huh