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MY SWEET MUM, I KNOW SHE IS IN HEAVEN YET ALWAYS WITH ME COS I FEEL HER PRESENCE ALWAYS. WRITING ABOUT HER BRINGS TEARS TO MY EYES. SHE WAS MY BEST FRIEND. EVEN AS AN ADULT, I WAS STILL HER SWEET LITTLE BABY.SHE CALLS ME KOKOMA COS I LOOK VERY MUCH LIKE HER. SHE WAS AS GENTLE AS A DOVE, KIND TO A FAULT. WHEN WRONGLY ACCUSED, SHE WILL NEVER DEFEND HERSELF, RATHER SHE TELLS YOU, GOD KNOWS ME BETTER. WHEN THINGS GOES WRONG, SHE TELLS YOU, DONT WORRY GOD IS FIXING IT. EVEN IN THE WORST SITUATION, THERE IS ALWAY SOMETHING GOOD AS FAR AS MY MUM IS CONCERN. SHE TAUGHT ME ALL THAT I KNOW TODAY.SHE WAS ALWAYS THE LAST TO SLEEP. SHE WILL NEVER EAT TILL I RETURN FROM WORK. SHE WAS ALWAYS WAITING AT THE BALCONY. SHE PRAYS WITH US EVERY NIGHT AND MORNING. I MISS HER EVERY SECONDS OF MY LIFE.THE SWEETEST MUM AS FAR AS I AM CONCERN.

skyfall: I doubt if the average IQ on Nairaland is up to 50.

INCLUDING YOUR OWN

IS THE STOMACH TRANSPARENT? I NEVER SEE THIS KIND THING B4 OH. I WISH HER SAFE DELIVERY.

Bobbystanley: I tink dis guy should just start playing football...he will be a super star @ stoke city wit the presence of Rory Delap.

Golden boot every season.

YOU NO SABI WETIN HEIGHT BE FOR. NA FOR BASKET BALL. YOU WANT MAKE THEM BREAK HIM LEG FOR FOOTBALL?

GOD BLESS THIER UNION IJN. AMEN.

ebamma: kop inua fo ado, amis nso?

AFO NKO KOP INUA MFO. ABA NTE AFO UMAHA ETI IKO.

REAL SOURCE OF ENCOURAGEMENT. LET OUR ABLE BODYED BEGGARS LEARN FROM THIS.

Nwa oguta: Happy birthday to chimpanze

CAN YOU CALL YOUR FATHER A CHIMPANZE? MAY GOD FORGIVE YOU.

gzib: Ayo please don't be deceived. God will not send you to hell for that but for circumcision of your heart. The tattoo is part of the old things that passed away, all things have become new if you are in Christ. Don't do what will give you health problems tomorrow.
I know it is a sin to put marking on your body as a Christian but if you do it in Sin and you have now repented, don't look at it again. Don't put more tattoo again. no more marking on your body and it will surely pass with the old life.
If i commit fornication and now repent,what should i do? Go back and tell a doctor to seal me up or go and have more se.x to erase the former. Putting more marking to erase the other and older is same.
What i will advice you do is don't flaunt it, if you can, but if it is very obvious, ignore it. with time you will stop worrying about it.
MY PEOPLE ARE DESTROYED FOR LACK OF KNOWLEDGE SO THE BIBLE SAY.

GZIB, YOU ARE A NICE FELLOW WITH A GOOD HEART. GOD BLESS YOU. OTHERS ARE BUSY CRITIZING HER AS IF THEY ARE BETTER THAN HER. AM SURE SHE WILL BE GLAD TO READ YOUR WORSD OF ENCOURAGEMENT. KEEP IT UP.

Yomieluv: Its a lie,she wanna remove it cos of her fallout with her Ex-hubby,Goriola. Was she a pagan,when she drew it? Lame excuse for that. See her dark lips,like bag of charcoal. Smh.

MAY GOD FORGIVE YOU. ARE YOU BETTER THAN HER? AS FOR HER LIPS, THEY ARE PERFECT. THATS WHAT MAKES HER AYO. I BET YOUR SKINNY GIRLFRIEND HASNT GOT A FULL DARK AND ROMANTIC LIPS LIKE HERS. STOP CRITIZING.

1 shortblackboy: Maybe d make up or d lighting anyhow dis babe wowor for here jor!

na true

Abdul Adam56: Christianity at work

SHUT UP YOU BIG HEADED MAMMAL. THIS IS NOT ABOUT RELIGION. HOW AM I SURE YOU ARE NOT THE ONE WHO BRAINWASHED HIM TO KILL HIS FATHER.

fellis: I hope this isn't true.
If it is then thank God nobody was hurt.

I wouldn't be surprised if some loving and tolerant Christians come to this thread to express disappointment about the fact that Muslims didn't die in the attack.

SEEMS YOU ARE SPEAKING YOUR MIND INDIRECTLY.

YOU SHALL NOT DIE BUT LIVE TO RULE AND COMPLETE YOUR TENURE. I COMMAND THAT ILLNESS TO LEAVE YOU IN JESUS NAME. AMEN.

GEAR TEN SPEEDY RECOVERY IS MY WISH TO THE QUEEN. NDO OH!

am short of words. was the driver drunk or blind.this is the work of ogogoro. may god save us. amen

huni_naija: They aren't fit to be parents! WTF? I'm sure if the kid tells them he wants to start dating, they will agree!

Foolishness!!

I AGREE WITH YOU, NOT ONLY WILL THEY AGREE TO HER DATING, THEY WILL HELP HER FIND A BOY FRIEND. THESE PEOPLE ARE CRAZY.

SOMETIMES WE THINK THE WHITE FOLKS ARE SMARTER THAN US BUT NO. IMAGINE THIS SHIT. HOW CAN YOU BRAINWASH A CHILD TO BECOMING WHAT HE IS NOT? WHAT FOLLOWS NEXT?

HMMMMM OLUMBA OLUMA OBU (OLUMBA OLUMBA CRAYFISH) SENIOR BROTHER TO CELESTIAL, CHERUBIUM AND SERAPHIN, SABBATH ETC.

SimonAndal: ILLUMATI RULES! THE POLICEMAN WAS PROBABLY A TRANSEXUAL. PITY! BIG BOOTY.

I COMMAND YOU TO SHUT UP. ARE YOU INSANE? IF HE WERE YOUR FAMILY WOULD YOU VOMIT THIS RUBBISH? HOW DARE YOU SPEAK EVIL OF THE DEAD. MAY GOD FORGIVE YOU.

staicey: The peanuts I earn cant handle all that
Okay, maybe I didnt state this earlier.. but just one or two suggestions, please

WHY DID YOU ASK IN THE FIRST PLACE. WELL, SINCE YOU EARN PEANUT, GIVE HER SOME, SHE WILL REALLY APPRECIATE IT. CHINUE ACHEBE SAID "A POOR MAN SHOULD NOT DREAM OF RICE". I WISH HER A BEAUTIFUL BIRTHDAY, LONG LIFE AND PROSPERITY. MAY SHE REAP THE FRUIT OF HER LABOUR. HER STRENGHT WILL NOT FAIL HER IN JESUS NAME.

Irritant: Nice 1,the poor needs to survive..

E BE LIKE SAY U B TIF

EDUN THANK GOD FOR HIS MERCIES OH! GOD FORBID BAD THING. HOW YOU FOR LOOK WITH ONE EYE? GOD BLESS YOUR GRANDMA. ABI THEM THINK SAY THEM SHARE GOLDIE PROPERTY FOR YOU? ON A SERIOUS NOTE, MY SYMPATHY. MAY GOD PUNISH DEM THIEVES.

Aifey: Church reamains a bussiness enterprise wheda u like it or nt. Wheda whit germet or nt. Chris okotie, onyhakilme, onyedekpo adeboye they kn this secret. By d way even if ure decivin people God wil alwys 4giv u when u pray. So whts d big deal. Eat tith money n offerins, God is merciful will alwys 4give.

a fool at your age is a fool for eternity. how dare you open your gutter of a mouth to call annointing men of God. anyway, my people talk say, who God want destroy, he makes mad first. you are a mad man.u better ask for forgivnes.

Shankboye: u no judge true true, i wonder how una dey think sometimes,u say u no judge and u still went ahead and say dem be agent of darkness, wetin dat one come be? is either you are confuse, or the religion is.. CELICA ko, Toyota ni

true talk i agree with you.mammy water church.

Richfella: All these churches that wear white dey fear me die!

no be small fear oh!!! inshort na for here you go fear fear

SORTER: MAY ALLAH FORGIVE ALL HIS WRONGS!!!

did he tell you he's a muslim?

imperiouxx: Na ekaete

GOD PUNISH YOU NA YOUR SISTER IF NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND

LOVELY KIDS. ALREADY LOOKING LIKE PROMINENT PPLE.

chucky234: I was so cute growing up with long pointed arab nose so the girls were all over me from primary 5,they wooing me left,right and center.

CLAP FOR YOURSELF. NONSENSE TALK

Mikocake: My first luv? It was jst mutual but she still d best disciplined girl I've ever met. Was a Virgin then Jss3, we've lost contact though.

R U NORMAL? HOW DID U WOO YOUR FIRST LOVE? U R TALKING ANODA THING. SEE YOUR HEAD LIKE COCONUT.