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RomanceRe: My Girlfriend’s Mum Hits On Me by yme1(f): 7:02pm On Aug 19, 2010
ignore the mama jare
RomanceRe: My Fiance Says Am Fat. by yme1(f): 7:00pm On Aug 19, 2010
chika98:
A size 4 is fat right? Are you just saying that to get attention or you really mean that?
Why don't you go ahead and lose weight so that you can be a size 0. That is certainly more sexy.
that is my own opinion honey, i think i am fat in some ways
but why dont you just ignore my post dear cause i have all the attention i need so that of NL wont be of anyuse
RomanceRe: My Fiance Says Am Fat. by yme1(f): 6:54pm On Aug 19, 2010
funkybaby:
wtf!!!  shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

that is a UK size 20  shocked

btw: be honest. what is your real size now?
am as shocked as you too
and that is the reasoin why i said the fiance did nothing wrong
i mean that is too much fat nah(no offense)
even if she doesnt want to do it for the fiance but she should try do it for herself
i mean a U.S size 4 like me dey complain say i fat talk less of 12 lipsrsealed
but she did try tho from size 18 to 12 that is one hell of a weight loss
RomanceRe: My Fiance Says Am Fat. by yme1(f): 6:44pm On Aug 19, 2010
[quote author=rita@NL link=topic=499354.msg6602421#msg6602421 date=1282239464]Yme you harsh no be small, you better start to dey contact all the single handsome dudes wey you know for our sister b4 I grab your husband give am nao angry[/quote]single brodas full NL here o
i swear if the poster add her yim you go see as them all go rush her
btw i dont have a particular hussy but as a good samarithan am willing to let one to her if she needs it tongue

@poster
life is too short
live your life and Bleep off whosoever does not appreciate u
but i still say lose the weight for your own sake but if you are cool with what you gat then no quams
Music/RadioRe: P-square Strikes N240m Deal by yme1(f): 6:37pm On Aug 19, 2010
awwww all the best to them,they deserve it
RomanceRe: My Fiance Says Am Fat. by yme1(f): 6:31pm On Aug 19, 2010
[quote author=rita@NL link=topic=499354.msg6602313#msg6602313 date=1282238451]Yme mind yoursef oo, na crime make I help my sister wey one yeye guy no appericate ?[/quote]lwkmd grin grin
i am sure the guy wey you go give her go complain say her b, oobs or a, ss too big
abeg look for one swahili guy give am must it be naija? grin
Forum GamesRe: Which Tribe Do U Think D Nairalander Above U Belongs To? by yme1(f): 6:24pm On Aug 19, 2010
swahili tongue
Forum GamesRe: What's On Your Mind? by yme1(f): 6:21pm On Aug 19, 2010
okay yes we gat that hm hm nanny nanny
in the Mondrian hm hm in Miami
who's galliano whip whip be yo manny
in the drip drip lick lick like a lolly

My name is *** little daddy and you. .
you can turn everything you put ya mind to
when you french kissing fangte calero
when you work your tongue can i hire you. . . .

i know i probably shouldnt but huhh am feeling good kiss kiss
RomanceRe: They Will Not Let Me Marry Her Because She Is 10 Years Younger by yme1(f): 6:11pm On Aug 19, 2010
wait 3 more years and you will be set to go
RomanceRe: Can I Help This Old Friend? by yme1(f): 6:07pm On Aug 19, 2010
so your are indirectly telling us you are the LORD OF CLIMAX
what is the point of you getting married anyway?
just take it as a day job to make unclimaxed ladies climax undecided

and i ask where is the respect in marraige?
RomanceRe: My Fiance Says Am Fat. by yme1(f): 6:01pm On Aug 19, 2010
^^^^see match making don start cheesy cheesy
FoodRe: The Official Nairaland Kitchen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by yme1(f): 5:35pm On Aug 19, 2010
@MISSY B
i prepared this specially for ya wink

FoodRe: The Official Nairaland Kitchen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by yme1(f): 5:23pm On Aug 19, 2010
Missy B:
Y me,
From me, to You. Only collect it on the  _____ of August. wink

https://www.chinaflowergift.com/cake/23.jpg

https://www.chinaflowergift.com/birthday/6607020.jpg

https://www.mycustomwine.com/catalog/images/products/HBTY.jpg

https://www.giftbasketsbyconny.com/members/788832/uploaded/Birthday_Gift_Basket_SP312.jpg

No one must touch or open these gifts except Y me. Snthesis take note. grin
i really dont know if i can come online tomorrow so let me take my gift along with me today grin

thanks baybee i really love and appreciate your gift so sweet and looks delicious too

you are the BESTEE thanks once again wink
Christianity EtcRe: Have You Praised Him Today? by yme1(f): 5:08pm On Aug 19, 2010
BABA GOD muchas gracias
RomanceRe: My Fiance Says Am Fat. by yme1(f): 5:04pm On Aug 19, 2010
you all saying the guys doesnt care about him i dont think that is true
if he didnt care he wont bother wanting to see her or even giving shyt about her
he only wants his woman to look sexy and adorable not when she passes by people are gonna say
SEE OROBO DON LAND
it is been said that nah only your friend go tell you if your mouth dey smell grin
so honey work on that body of yours but you can damn well call off the weding if he shows any sign of not showing he cares
FoodRe: Help! Recipe For Pizza by yme1(f): 9:39pm On Aug 16, 2010
A recipe foe pizza home made crust

Ingredients
2 1/4 teaspoons active dry yeast
1/2 teaspoon brown sugar
1 1/2 cups warm water (110 degrees F/45 degrees C)
1 teaspoon salt
2 tablespoons olive oil
3 1/3 cups all-purpose flour

how to prepare
1.In a large bowl, dissolve the yeast and brown sugar in the water, and let sit for 10 minutes.
2.Stir the salt and oil into the yeast solution. Mix in 2 1/2 cups of the flour.
3.Turn dough out onto a clean, well floured surface, and knead in more flour until the dough is no longer sticky. Place the dough into a well oiled bowl, and cover with a cloth. Let the dough rise until double; this should take about 1 hour. Punch down the dough, and form a tight ball. Allow the dough to relax for a minute before rolling out. Use for your favorite pizza recipe.
4.Preheat oven to 425 degrees F (220 degrees C). If you are baking the dough on a pizza stone, you may place your toppings on the dough, and bake immediately. If you are baking your pizza in a pan, lightly oil the pan, and let the dough rise for 15 or 20 minutes before topping and baking it.
5.Bake pizza in preheated oven, until the cheese and crust are golden brown, about 15 to 20 minutes.
FoodRe: What Is The Normal Position For Soup, Left Or Right? by yme1(f): 9:31pm On Aug 16, 2010
right

because you cut the eba/pounded yam and dip it in the soup
RomanceRe: Age Differences In Dating - What's The Gap For You? by yme1(f): 9:24pm On Aug 16, 2010
[quote author=*dhtml link=topic=497296.msg6583002#msg6583002 date=1281989830]they get inactive, more possesive. . . .and less fun i think (not speaking from experience)[/quote]i might agree with you on the other except they get inactive, less fun
that is sooooooooo not true cause when an older lady lays hands on a guy him go speak in 15 tongues cheesy
most of them are fun in bed and outside bed
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Sayings by yme1(f): 9:15pm On Aug 16, 2010
nice one at poster,you made me laff kiss kiss kiss
Music/RadioRe: Da Grin Is Overrated Lol by yme1(f): 9:02pm On Aug 16, 2010
i never knew about him until when i heard he died sad
overrated or not i think he is kinda of an inspiration to many out there
CelebritiesRe: See Indian Style Wedding By Nigerians by yme1(f): 8:45pm On Aug 16, 2010
why didnt they just stick to what they know? angry

it is said if you wanna do something make sure it is done well

this is just crab compared to this

Forum GamesRe: What's On Your Mind? by yme1(f): 8:27pm On Aug 16, 2010
when did pregnancy test become an option angry
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Fam I Seriously Need Your Help again by yme1(f): 8:19pm On Aug 16, 2010
just filled it
RomanceRe: Age Differences In Dating - What's The Gap For You? by yme1(f): 8:12pm On Aug 16, 2010
for now i think the age does matter to me but i really dont know about later

my Man must be older than me,but younger or older he must be mentally matured
Forum GamesRe: What's On Your Mind? by yme1(f): 7:52pm On Aug 16, 2010
my eyes.i think i see triple
Christianity EtcRe: Have You Praised Him Today? by yme1(f): 7:50pm On Aug 16, 2010
Be thou exalted LORD
HealthRe: Rare Case Of Baby With Pink Blood by yme1(f): 7:48pm On Aug 16, 2010
my goodness how is it possible that an healthy baby of just 1 week was later diagnosed to have excessive amounts of fatty substances in the blood stream(Hyperlipidemia)? and from what i could recall the causes of such illness include deficiency of thyroxine,lack of physical movement and exercise, obesity, diabetes and smoking
and the baby is too young to suffer from all that at this point and to worsen things up she is already suffering from eye disease(retinopathy) cry cry cry

i pray God see her thru
Forum GamesRe: What's On Your Mind? by yme1(f): 5:08pm On Aug 14, 2010
LORD come on please do something, please please please come on cry cry cry
Forum GamesRe: What's On Your Mind? by yme1(f): 5:05pm On Aug 14, 2010
broken spirit sad
Forum GamesRe: What's On Your Mind? by yme1(f): 5:00pm On Aug 14, 2010
London 2010 Diamond league
Dwight Philips killed it, that guy gat speed and he looks like P.Diddy facially to me cheesy now i know why he is 3 time winner kiss

Pavel Shalin and Chris Tomlinson they both really need to improve on their speed cause i aint feeling the velocity in them undecided

oh boy see the space Oliver give them all for the 100m Men Hurdles,that guy was awesome
Christianity EtcRe: Have You Praised Him Today? by yme1(f): 4:52pm On Aug 14, 2010
Immortal FATHER i say thank you

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