₦airaland Forum

vivaladiva:
i put picture for fbook wey i dey smoke cigar my sister send me one long email say i dey put the family name to shame----how cld u vivaladiva, she said, i tot u were an angel----i say na which time i put am in writing say i be engel----i beg oooooo----do your own make i do my own oooooo

ROFLMAO

^^^try to get over it and move on cause she just did

Firearm:
Take her like your younger one if u love her; and build/mould her into a wify material u'll be proud of.

i laff in swahili at this statement , build her so she is the plot of land and you are the constructer abi?

DaRapture:
EWW, that's some nasty azz shi.t. I remember how back when my wife and I took a trip to Nigeria, some of the females there who my wife interacted with were surprised of the fact of that,   not only did she shower/bath everyday, but that she did so twice a day.    My wife had to explain to them the importance of bathing at least once everyday for a female.  I felt sorry that they were never taught that.

Excuse me Ms. are you damn sure you visited Nigeria?

just pls go get your clothes where you took your bath and stop generalising

MOBO444:
@Goggles what do you know,you slow thinking good for nothing prick, our Nigeria ladies are bad,

will you stop the insult and stop acting like a degraded retard
she wasnt even referring to you at the first plcae

for yam stew
Add the yams to a large pot with just enough water to cook them (allow to simmer for about 25 minutes, until done). Whilst the yams are cooking ground chillies to a paste. Add the onions and grind to mix in then add the tomatoes and grind in to incorporate.

Add a little oil to a frying pan and use this to fry the chilli paste. Cook for about 10 minutes then stir-in the tomato paste. When the yams are done add the fried chilli paste to the boiled yams and mix-in thoroughly. Season with salt and black pepper then serve as a side dish.

wow
thanks for the info.i always use glass for drinks tho because of the gas

ingredients for Egusi soup
Egusi -- 2 cups of ground egusi
1/2 Pack of Spinach)
Crayfish(i hardly use this cause i dont like it)
Whole Dried Fish
Beef
Palm Oil
Pepper
Seasoning
Onions -- 1 Whole Small
Salt

preparation
wash your spinach and slice into thin pieces and set aside
Blend crayfish into coarse powder using electric grinder.
Break up the dried fish in a bowl pour in boiling water, add about 2 spoon heaps of salt. Wash the fish in the hot salt water to remove sand and other dirt. Debone fish. Remove fish from salt water and set aside.
Grind the egusi in the electric grinder,grind pepper and set aside,
Wash and cut up the beef into approximately one inch squares.
Chop onions and set aside.

time to cook
In a medium sized  pot, bring the beef and chopped onions to steam without adding water. Keep pot covered while steaming.
Add pepper and salt. Stir and let steam for one more minute
Add beef stock seasoning, 1/4 cup of water and salt, and cook till meat is tender (5 to 15 minutes). add water 1/4 cup at a time until meat is tender.
Add the dried fish parts. Stir.
Add the crayfish, stir and let cook for one minute more.
Add the palm oil, stir and let boil for three more minutes.
Dissolve the 2 cups of ground egusi in 3/4 cup of water. Pour the egusi mixture into the cooking pot. Stir thoroughly.
sprinkle your spinach and boil over for some few minutes

Turn off heat and serve

^^i think i willl pass on your offer

lalaboi:
See pesin wey i go send for you Benjamz! lol

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this gat me ROFLMAO

yo yo yo yo
benjamz you nor get bass men,you nor get bass i dey tell you
lalaboi nor get your time but me i get your time o
i get your time o i go finish you for Nairaland here i dey tell you now i go finish you and your crew o

@poster
Tosin doesn't want to rap so try giving it a rest nah

GIRL :honey i want to talk to ya
BOY:yes baby,am all ears
GIRL:baby the reason why i havent introduced you to my frds is because i dont have frds that am close to,just few of them
BOY:really?
GIRL:yeah!!! the few i also hang out with are mostly male and i dont know if that will go down well with you
BOY:come on baby that doesnt matter i love you for who you are,ok. and i will love to meet them male or female
GIRL:really? wow thanks honey

SE ACABO

is growing up mentally that hard now?

^^^^LOL

@poster
i would give you the recipes for the others when am less busy
but try to be more specific on what you want dear

just wondering why i don't feel like eating

like a mother-f. .ucking freak

KING of kings you alone is worthy of my praise.LORD i worship you in the beauty of your holiness

shake into the moon and it becomes the sun

in tears  of joy

i only have one bday mate here first page

Giodogiodo
honour your papa, honour your mama

so that your days on earth would be longer

teach your children the right we to go

cause when they grow that's the road they will follow

Boy's and Girl's dont do wrong you know. . .listen to your papa and mama

don't stress your mama to make her scream ha la la

don't be a pain to the neck to your father

horrific. . . . my gwad she looks horrible

wind am for me

ingredients for chicken stew
large chicken
fresh chillies
1 kg / 2Ib fresh tomatoes
2 large onions
1 small tin tomatoes puree
I teaspoon thyme
2 teaspoon choppedpartminger leaves
2 onions (sliced)
1 teaspoon curry
groundnut-oil
salt to taste

how to prepare
Wash and disjoint the chicken cut into pieces,Season with salt add the sliced onions thyme curry and cook for 30-40 minutes until tender
Heat up half of the oil in a pan and fry the cooked chicken until brown but not too dry. In another~ pot heat up the rest of the oil and fry the ground onions chillies and tomatoes for 20minutes until fairly dry. Add the tomato puree and some stock if required. Stir thoroughly and simmer for few mins. then add the fried chicken pieces. Cook and simmer gently for another 10 minutes stirring frequently until well blended. Drain off excessive oil that rises to the top and finally stir in the chopped part minger leaves. Removes from fire and serve with Boiled rice and fried plantain

MY State is number 7

thats cool

honeric01:
I suspect all these girls that have contributed on this thread must have done one abortion or more


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wait till i lay my hands on you

^^^thunder fire that ya CP wey you take type that rubbish

googles:
i' ve ne'er tol' yuh dis but i like yur attitude

very sexy and well, sexy

infact i love you baby that was sweet of you

million kisses for ya

that % is damn too high and i disagree with the doctor on the 95% stuff