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romeo:
black ga aghota di igbo n'ike

Romeo, you are a bad person

romeo:
igbo eji rubber akuzi hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Nahhhh. the rubber is for unexpected events that might be beyond my moral control.

Ikomi:
Are u going to ride that on water, repair works on all roads. lol

Mr Desperado.

Eji m my swimming equipment aga incase.

Ikomi:
Ynot chere godi asim ma iluo la wanyi, wan bekei, with three umuaka. lol

No one is talking about ilu nwanyi yet, ana m aga ikuziri ya igbo

Ikomi:
Look for your info all roads leading to dallas would be blocked tommorrow. There is repair works being carried out. lol

Even airplanes wont fly, repair works is being carried out even in the air and on airports. lol

Thats not a problem, i drive bike

Romeo, nsogbu adighi. eji m rubber aga

Ikomi:
Di nta. hahahahahaha. Ada Diamond no ya, oku gi adi gha acha ma acha ma, owu ya mere idigha hun ada diamond.

Ada diamond biko kwan giwan puta kwan now.

Don't worry, i'm going to dallas tomorrow for her. If mohammed refuse to go see the mountain, the mountain will go to mohammed.

romeo:
ynot biko si ebe ahu i noo riputa

GC adi m mma!1 ginwa nko? gwam ebe party ahu di ka m joinia

I no dey anywhere oooh. i'm still waiting for black diamond to show up. seems like i gonna wait forever

Ikomi:
Who gave u that clue. Ikocrazy. hahahahahah. Ok u guys are digging into Ikomis treasure chest.

Nnnenne is alright. She spends time reading the thread everyday. Am not happy with her though. One does'nt get angry to the point of turning her back on her friends/mates. There is no excuse for that. Period.

Ok. do tell her we all miss her here. i miss her hisssssssseeeesss lol

Ikomi, aka ikocrazy

I got your message from Emmanuel last night

and i did not kidnap anyone. lol

are you sure nnenne aint sick or summ? last time she was here, she complained about flu. biko, find out if she's hospitalized. we can send delegates if necessary.

Romeo, you get time for that human mistake? He's obviously looking for a hug. Biko becareful, ignorance na efezi efe dis days.

romeo:
hmmm umu igbo gini ka m ji isi kota ebe unu noo?
monshege bu referee= very good in observing from a neutral ground, so that after he'll go for the coconut rice unchallenged
ynot bu sammy Eto'o = very good in scoring goals (scored his first goal when he corrected ikomi in ikomi's igbo class)
donzman bu ronaldinho = very good in provoking penalties inside 18 (dribbled himself into 18 by asking the recipe on mail)
ikomi noo na bench = very innocent school igbo teacher (he forgot there were many predators around)
diamonoji bu Martha stewart = ojiri coconut rice were tigharia guyns iru ebe a (o bughi fault ya at all)
romeo bu onye late hoooo haaaa

chaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ihe m misiri abali nyia

ochi egbuo m ebe a

O kwa this your situation report oooo. lol. Ama m na umunwayi ka ichuru puo yesterday.

Ndi kwesiri i nara ekene, ndewwoooooooo

Ikomi:
Yeah miss u Diamond too. Sounds familiar. lol

Ka mu wan ba kwa booo.

Good night all.

Good nite brother. biko etiyekwala aka when you know you will be burnt lol

BlkDiamond:
chai nnem na nnamu ochie, kam bia kwanu oo, ynot agam e miss gi karia heheheeh

nwanne mmadu, will miss you too.

Diamond, don't mind all these people. let me know when you are coming over.

ben123:
snazzydawn u are supposed to love your body because its cute, igbo kezenuooooooooooooooooooo

hmmmmm. Kedu ebe snazzy nke si puta? Ben, o di ka just teta ura?

Ikomi:
Am sure Ynot gana di more steady na thread ahhh now.

Nke a everybody choro itiyere m aja na garri. i no know again

BlkDiamond:
lol anya diri kwa gi oku oo ynot, translate plsssssssssssssssssssss can't read all the ibo.

Na wa for you. i naghi ahota igbo were na ede igbo. why do i feel like i'm been jinxed here

o di ka mu ga hapuru unu nwa ada diamond. Ahuru m na anya di everybody oku

Ikomi:
Adam diamond nka eji kwa gi egwure gwu. Honestly.

Monsheeeeeee anyi ga enye Ynot Yellow card. Ona ku offside position. Ebe ihe gbsara ada diamond di concern.

As far as diamond nke black is involved, i will accept the yellow card. Infact, mee ya red card.

BlkDiamond:
sure donzman ill give u my email in a bit ok, hello monshe the guys have missed u alot ard here, @ ynot ill sure freeze urs ok.

Ok. ka m kwere na ihe ikwuru.

monshege:
Ynot, imeketa emeketa mee ka onye mbu mere register na school anyi a, gbaa oso, mu na gi ga atinye ukwu na ofu "shortu nicka"

Monsh, unlike Ikomi, i'm yet to do anything irregular  

monshege:
Donzman choro receipe coconut rice. imaghi isichaa rice, iwunye mmiri coconut na ya, turn the coconut itself with it and voila there goes coconut rice

Don't mind Donzzy. o na acho ihe m nga agwa ya here.

monshege:
my goodness, o bu gini bu ihe ndia mu na agu ebe a
Ynot, romero apuru, inwere onodu
kedu nke bu na nwa afo igbo ama ama nke bu monshege agaghi anu mmiri togbo iko na forum nke a. kedu ka unu siri buru uzo were diamond oji, Ikomi anoro ebe ahu na eme anya ura. Ikomi why ikpoghi m na ana eke ego ebe a
"i like your name"
"i like your name too"
i like Ynot"
"i like black diamond too" (hisses, the long nnenne type of hissing)

Hahahahahahaha

Here comes Monsh. Kedu ije?

did you receive my yim message?

Ikomi:
I know. You'd be singing. Pekem Pekem Pekem Pekem Pekem Pakam Pekem.  

What else would u add.

Ndi nwere ike na ukwu. No be so? lol

o di ka ima.

BlkDiamond:
anyway kam ga sie coconut rice jare im hungry before i lose the remaining weight wey i gain 4 naija. lollllllllll

Biko, tinye my own na fridge and bring it along

By the way, Kedu ebe monsh noo?

kedu nke dikwa egwu?

Ikomi don't worry, we'll be learning the alphabets and singing some good songs

BlkDiamond:
alot, ill be there next week.

Well, you can stop by for a lil 'a,b,gb d' on your way. lol

i hope ikomi won't mind

Ikomi:
Who says ghetto aint real.

Ghetoo news news news.

Ynot is asking new students out.  

Not really. You've got to know your students better, their names, address, if they are dating, etc

BlkDiamond:
lol amebos, , ma sis lives in ks which is very close to okl

How often do you visit KS?

GC, how you dey?

Ikomi:
Monitoooor.

School never begin u dey chase students. That means the school is heading for the rocks. lol

I be naija now. i'm trying to sell handout here

BlkDiamond:
y im i answering your questions when u can't even ans mine.

LOL

Ok. i like 20. 20 is good, very good. i'm at OKC

What city in texas? i could be a coupla drive away and make sure you are over 18. lol

BlkDiamond:
lol thanx texas and u?

Just an hour, 30 minutes drive away.

BlkDiamond:
i love your name not even like.

hmmmm. thank you(?)
Where you at in US? I love diamonds too, especially black ones

Ikomi:
Ynot be like say this our school go work ooh. We need to put materials together Ofcoursenot. lol

Let me know when you put the whole thing together. I will sure contribute my small quota.

BlkDiamond:
:oynot? i like your name, hey papi

I like my name too.  

Ikomi:
Mee osiso anume chegi. Corrected.

Ynot as the Monitor write out how that should be pronounced.

Ngba fire. lol

Nah nah nah. Thats wrong. I think the right way is:

Me a osiso ana m eche gi.

Eche and gi are two different words. There is also a different between 'mu' and 'm'

Ikomi:
Igbo ekele kwam unu.

Ihe di na thread ahh bu na aga ahoputa students, hoputa teachers, hoputa translators then hoputa school administrator. GhettoChick amam na iga like the last post.

Then anyi ge bido open university for Igbo learners.

Monshee there and then we will find out your deficiencies. lol.

You've been good at written but who knows if u'd be good at knowing which is the vowels and consonants. Not to talk of syllables or metaphor.

hahahahahahaha Where getting there. lol

Igbo this is my sugestion. Kwenu nu.

Monsh bukwa igbo lecturer na university. lol

I support your suggestion though. I will be the 'monitor'

BlkDiamond:
lol im here all eyes on this thread, i must learn it

Diamond nke black, kedu ije?

Ndi b'anyi dalu nu