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Ikomi biko lakpuo, i'm tired already. anyi g'ahu oge ozo

Nne, yoruba is not a bad language to learn. I just don't like how they shout when they talk.

nnenneigbo:
what is that supposed to mean

see what i mean? she can't even understand when you write in english. Nnenne, you need to learn yoruba to get what he's saying.

Nsogbu adighi. i will go and sharpen my pen-knive.

Ikomi:
Ynot.

Onye ihen na ewe iwe ya biko wegbua ya Ynot.

Osukwa osu wan nkpi ya biko sugbuo ya Ynot.

You asked what she said and i explained to the best of my ability.

nnenneigbo:
this is what i mean sweetie

There she goes again, she can't understand what you're saying.

That you not igbo and you make her sick.

Ikomi:
My words always come to pass, u know I said it sometimes that u remind me of the Totoise story now u've confirmed it.
Ynot

LOL. You can't be possibly comparing yourself with God, are you?

nnenneigbo:
actually the tortoise blames everyone else, from what i can remember

Nne, you are so wrong. i ga akwado ka i ruo village so your grandfather can tell you stories about the tortoise. You got it all missed up.

nnenneigbo:
ynot made me say it

Yes go ahead and blame it on me. I'm just a tortoise that gets blamed for everything

Ikomi:
U eeehnnn. U make me laugh. True Loverboys. Loverboy Ynot Onachii.

Nnenne, biko mee ikomi k'obi di ya nma before he goes to sleep.

Chi angel:
Men! i love this thread like mad! Who thot of this? Igbo kwenu, rienu, nwounu, kwezuonu!!!!! Am from Imo state Mbaitolu LGA Obazu mbieri.

Nne, nnoo. umuaka odikwa nma? we all love to come and yab ourselves.

nnenneigbo:
either way, he's happy so what? lets be happy is the moral of the story abi

Nnenne, to my rescure again, what can i do without you butacup? Guys, isn't she lovely.

Ikomi:
Ynot on a serious note u know I read an article where the question was " Is bliss ignorance or Ignorance bliss." Do u get what they mean?

tomato, tomaato they are all the same.

Ikomi:
Are u going to bed to bed too Nne. Ynot u can go to bed. lol

Nnenne, see as you just turn ikomi to a stammerer now.

monshege:
hahahahahahahahaha dirty linens huh. please gwa m ka m kpuchie anya na iru m

bia nu, obiara ije bu ula. ka o di nu
ka chi foo nne nne m, Ikomi, Ynot

Goodnite.

and nnenne, you really don't want ikomi to sleep tonite?

Did i hear love somewhere?

Ikomi, she said you have a boyfriend and thank allah you told her before she commit herself.

Ka m biakwanu na onyebem shiri ofe okro taa.

nnenneigbo:
ynot, when u assume, u make an arse of yourself lol, bet u've heard that before.

Nnenne, tell me you didn't say that.

nnenneigbo:
ynot, hmmm na wah for u, e didn't do it on purpose, after all i gave him mine so please. whats your proplem. and i'm not messing with ike like that , u just want the jist o kwa ya. o mee ka m koro gi, ikomi cracks me up and i'd like to hang with him like i do other guys too.

Ok. First, you guys refused to gist us on the meeting. I believe we have the right to assume anything. Don't you think?

monshege:
hahahahaha Ynot isiri na CNN don't report that kind of news. that was funny
nna osadebe wuru over a week now. i ga abia ka m na enye gi news

Nna, ihe nkea gwukwara ike. You know the news media here will never report such news. They only show us how crazy Paris hilton and miss Spears are. We lost a legend.

Ikomi:
I was waiting 4 comment from Ynot

Ahuru na love adure ji gi aka. Aghotaghi m ihe gi na nnenne n'eme. She intentionally lost your number.

romeo:
upon na onwuru na USA

Nna, CNN don't report that type of news

Unu anukwara na osadebe is dead? I just read that online now. I must have been living in a cave.

nnenneigbo:
ikomi and monshe, stop pleasuring eachother,

LOL. Monsh na Ikomi, i know you won't let her get away with this.

monshege:
hahahahahahaha
nne nne i am imagining you living in the village. onweghi onye ga na afu azu gi. chai mana hapuchao bu otu na ime ihe ndi m ji hu gi na anya

I can see that too. Nnenne is the type that will ask nwuyediya to give her mmanu to eat palmnut just so they can fight.

romeo:
but ynot kedu oge ibidoro needi wa my enyem aka?

From today. O kwa asi na ezi onyi is better than nwanne.

romeo:
ikomi echekwa m na gi na ynot di na mma?

Thats what i thot.

nnenneigbo:
ynot onwegi ihe m mere gi, m mee gi ihe, trust me, u'll know

Biko, nne emekwara. I still want to have children with my thing.

romeo:
ugbua ka m putara full time!! ynot na ikomi udo odikwa?

kedu ebe monshege noo?

Romeo biko gbatara m oso enyemaka. Ikomi na nnenne n'asu mu akwu here.

Ikomi:
Ynot u sound like a child looking for consolation. lol hahahahahahahahahahaha.

Ynot u denied marrying onye ocha totally yesterday.

Not in the least. i always, always pay compliments to nice ladies.

nnenneigbo:
ikomi, nothing wrong with ynot i bu di nwanyi ocha oooo biko

Nnenne,

for saying this, all your sins are forgiven. even the one you will commit in future

Ikomi:
Nnwane si me kwule uka mee epulopu, agam e gburu ya onwe muuu. Odi la nma. Odi la nma ohhh. Odila nu nma eeee?

Thats correct oriental brothers, right?

Monsh, anulam ihe ikwuru.

By the way, ikomi i meant to say okporoko. damn this keyboard.

Ikomi:
Why Monshee please why?

You really want to know? I will tell you: by the time nnenne finish with you, you will look like okoroko.

romeo:
ikomi na only u dey here?

You are going outta your way not to aknowledge nnenne today, huh?

Monsh agwo anyi gburu o di how many pieces?

Ikomi, you know i'm a good guy.