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nnenneigbo:
nna i na a hang with ikomi, because igbo gi na getizi worse and worse

Nnenne, for real, you need go back to school ebe ana akuzi igbo

Romero plus uchenna
Kedu ka unu si leechaa ihe di dimkpa dika monshege na agada kpoo ya nwata nwanyi. Oburu mgbe amadioha ka n'eme ihe oji buru amadioha, onye unu abua carpal tunnel syndrome na aka unu ji ede ihea.

monshege:
nnenne nke m, the only mmanya ngwo in my cup. i love yu too baby (romero na anwu)

Hmmmmmmmmmmm. fromuk, iga agbachi nkiti ebe? onaghi ete aka ihe mmadu agho ihe onye ozo

Uchenna bukwa chairman ebea. onye isi oche cannot, should not and must not be charged

Uche2nna:
Nke gi di obere. I got to read 20 pages

Nnaa ihea odighi gi egwu? where you put head sef. i don tey wey i see your brakelight.

nnenneigbo:
hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssses

Thats my nnenne.

Unu ga ejiri ya nwayo. i stepped out and now i got to read five pages.

Change your account type to computer adminitrator

Ekenekwa mu unu ncha.

Romero, kedu mgbe gi na tasiana ji diwa na mma?

Romero plus Ikomi, kedu?

Ikomi:
Ynot isim nam ga eche gate.

Yes and ikpasuo m iwe now, you go join them for kitchen too. By the way, where is GC?

romeo:
mills & boom

Ha! abi oo. the two both of you should find a room.

Freewilly:
I don't have a Title name can someone pick out a good one for me please

Since your name is freewilly, we will name you madam keziah I

Mine is Alusi Igbo the fifth.

Countri people, na the thing wey dey happen for dis our ogbako i wan tell una so. We all dey different locals and cannot zukoo at the same time. Na wetin make me dey show up late. So therefore, all of una must pack una bag come join me for obodo amelikka make we dey same time zone. I don make arrangement for rooms.

ichie romero will stay with nwa ada Blue
igwe fromuk na lolo ya bu nnenne go stay in one room
my good friend isi agbo ncha bu ikomi na moondust will sleep in the basement and also be the night watchman
the suite has been reserved for nnam ukwu monshege na odozi aku ya lolo diamond ojii
ote nkwu bu Esss will make sure we don't run out of good palmwine. i don go buy new ute for am to sleep on the floor
omaricha nwa anyi ji eje mba bu tasiana aka 'god don chop my heart finish' will sleep by herself
nne anyi ukwu bu babyosisi ga n'esi nri. nze donzman go dey helep her cook.
as ebi say toshmann na zulunation don marry, dem go provide dem own accomodation
the rest will manage the couch and ikomi, during his duty go make sure they're fine

Igbo ndi oma, i troway salute. nke onye chiri ya zalu.

No Charge - Shirley Caesar

Naija Praise - Sammy Okposo

Yvonne Chaka Chaka's From me to you

hahahahahaha. Ikomi egbe onu. mgbe o suru now obido tiwe wait make i comot my shirt.

Akpulu-achiaa in igbo. Comes from the way you smack your teeth after a sip i believe.

Donzman:
Look around Nairaland for a man called Ynot, he has some of those songs you want!

lol I think he's only looking for videos.

omoge:
Anyone ever heard of William Onyeabor?

as a young kid, i love listening to his music even though my young heart can't understand that he's talking about,
his songs includes:

Everyday you keep on telling me your weapon is love, I'm in love, very much love, etc

he also sang: Anything you sow is what you reap
and

When the going is smooth and good, many many people will be your friend, etc,

Anyone knew him?

That album was a hit in 85/84. I wonder what happened to him. I doubt you will find CDs of the album, an LP disk maybe.

Let me try remember some of the lyrics

Everyday you keep on telling me your very much in loooove, I'm in love, very much love
Everyday you keep on telling me, your very much in loooove, I'm in love, very much love
Verily, verily, verily i say unto you bra bra, etc

monshege:
hahahahaha Ynot isi agbo ncha huh hahaha, good one. yu forgot yurself.

Abu m ichie dike

nnenneigbo:
ynot adi m nma, giwa kwanu

i na etukwa aha gi ahu, tinyekwa ya comma, rubbish aha gi adila too much

Asampete nwanyi.
oma obi di ya
morning rose (monshe, biko kedu ihe ana akpo rose na igbo?)
isi okpukpu

am running out of names here. ka m biakwanu

monshege:
ok e noticigo m gi oga ynot. ngwa my in laws shout shout shout all of you how yu dey jare

lol. i bidogo gewa uche ogbuagu again. Nothing mega this side.

Nnenne nwanyi oma kedu? aga m na etu everybody aha today.

Romeo oke osisi kedu gi?

Ikomi, isi agbo ncha kedu ije?

Fromuk, onyiri nna ya. dalu

Monshe, agada gbachiri uzo, nna ochie mmamma

GC asa nwa, wey you?

onwe  ndi m chefuru?

monshege:
cha cha cha cha ohaneze ndi igbo good even

Nnoo. mana i ka ekwu 'good even' na igbo.

Ikomi:
[size=20pt]When the sun shine we shine together
Told you ad be here forever
said ad always be your friend
Now that its raining more than ever
Know that we still have each other
You can stand under my umbrella
Ellla ella ehh ehh

lol.

GC ina anukwa.  

Eji kwe mu gi egwu egwu[/size].

All for GC. lol.

Nwoke m o di ka itinyego nkwu n'isi, again.

Enowaa Ko hene Canadoes Super Stars of Ghana(Big Boy Dansoh)

ghettochyk:
i don't care. just get started or i'll double it twice. that is a quadruple.  

GC biko adi m disabled.

For those that drink pammy, meet me at the dance floor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiU2XhtJSLQ

Ikomi, yep i do php

Ikomi:
Heeeyyyyyyyy Yman wellcome.

Nna kedu? you were asking me something about php the other day right?

Esss:
Ana m ekene kwa gi, Ife na eme ta bu na nnenne na cho m oku, Nnenne biko rapu m aka o!

My brother, nnenne bu madam here so you do what she says

ghettochyk:
hi 2 u and ess and fromuk. late comers. now drop down and give me 20.  

How do you want it? with two hands or one?

Ekenekwam unu ncha. Kedu nke n'eme here today?

Ikocrazy. kedu ije?

Romeo, ahuru m na ojighi gi n'onu today.

Esss, don't mind nnenne na romeo. you're always welcome.

Monsh, good night.

romeo:
were ire gi guo eze gi onu

Did just that. is suppose to be 64?

monshege:
Ynot anom ya ooo. agara m vacation/sabatical/leave
by the way i na aju m, okwa gi wa ka m yere ozi gi gwa ezigbo ohaneze a na m gara leave (hissing)

I lost the message on transit.

romeo:
look at a pot calling kettle black

Romero, ibiakwa. kedu onye bu kettle na pot

Monsh nwoke oma, long time!

Kedu ebe ino since?

nnenneigbo:
ynot i love u

yeah. aga m eje buwa halleluya