₦airaland Forum

monshege:
aga m eji ujo kwere. i gbaliala. i look forward to mgbe oge eto, mgbe i ga akwu na onu uzo with double barrell i ga eji na achu umu nwoke di ka gi na mgbe na adighi anya

Exactly.

romeo:
she is cute y not!! hahaha and mama ya bu onye Africa but o half caste

ok ooooo.

Ikomi:
Aru dikpa Ikomi oohh. Gi wa kwan.

nna, okoto kariri here.

ka m biakwa nu

hmmmmmm. he's cute.

but bia oo, o dika mama ya bu onye ocha. the othe day ikomi no ebe na eme m accuse na mu tuwara onye ocha ime and you supported him.

Ikomi kedu k'imere? nnoo

imaghi na eji m umunwayi abua?

Anuru the thing. Romeo, ihe umunwayi anatoka gi. I ga ejisi ike nuta nwayi na ihe nwoke tuluru ogo ya abughi ihe ojoo.

i di sure na cerruti abughi nnenne in disguise?

LOL. i si na bu sulli gini?

romeo:
Nna enweghi ndi ori na enye nsogbo n'enugu my brother now because chimaroke no be governor again

OK. kedu onye bu governor now?

Romeo, i mere anyi ihe ojoo. o maka gi ka nnenne ji gba oso from here?

Romeo, kedu mgbe i ga ahapu naija? Any good news from enugu? Anuru m na ndi ori ka nku now. Biko, continue dey shout, ana m anu olu gi.

Monsh, nke a ino online this early? o dikwa n'udo?

LOL. Nnenne gbara ikomi anukwaghi m (is that how you say divorced? anyone?)

Anyways, igbo shout!, shout!! shoutonu!!! thank you.

a di mu nma. kedu ka i mere?

by the way, abughi m chief but chiefoo.

oha obodo mma mma nu. kedu k'eke si anya awu?

Ikomi kachi foo. Remember, don't drink and drive

monshege:
hahahaha its funny, the way they are capping on each other.
Ikomi, egwu atukwala gi

how come clinton and obama sat next to each other.

All this talk about helping africa (Darfur) is just talk.

Ikomi:
Am sure u had to run quickly to your in laws to get that. Thats why it took u some time.

Ikomi, don't try meee. you need to appease the gods first before i can forgive you for your previous statement.

monshege:
bianu onwere onye na ege democratic debate a ka o bu so nani m

i'm watching it too. man, those guys can lie. i'm voting for obama

monshege:
sense abughi nke obele
Ynot kedu ntughari happy birthday na igbo

Ikomi said asusu anyi di ka nke ndi calaba, so i will translate in our language.
happy birthday = obong ikoro abasi uyem

Ikomi:
Sorry GC do u know a little of history, did the Enugus migrate from Calabar, their accent looks a bit same. lol

You must dance naked at ogbete market for saying this

Ikomi:
Where is Monsheeee now? Ynot have u all left me for GC to eat raw. lol

No, GC bu adaeze igbo. i mana umunwayi anyi n'eme ife siri ike. she's just messing with you

Ikomi:
I was just trying to point out that chicks are sometimes made from quarrels.

hmmmmm.

ghettochyk:
hapu ya ka onu ya gbawa ka tap *suck teet*

GC jirikwa softly softly na agwa Ikomi okwu. He's a titled man.

Ikomi, na wetin bring love making into this matter?

ghettochyk:
lol!! yes! Ikomi wuzikwa agadi nwoke!!!! SOON, WE'LL HAVE TO GET 'EM IN A NURSING HOME!!

LOL. nursing home ke.

GC, don't mind ikomi. you did a good translation. How you dey sef?

Monsh, locking em up will not solve the problem. romeo huru nnenne na anya too much. thats his way of showing it.

NO. infact, hell no. i love the bickering. makes my day

kedu ihe ichoro ka m mee. They were cursing each other before i got here and i knew not to interfer when two women (lol i know romeo will kill me for this)are fighting.

Happy birthday. How old are you now?

hmmmmm. ihe nke a enyeghi onu okwu

monshege:
o na inugi onye o na aju ase ID ya ka o bu number, ka Ikomi weta kwa ya.

Ana m ario chukwu ka o yere mu aka with onye mu ma na mu ga etigbu?

now i know.

Monsh, na true you talk. i need visit home.

kedu ebe nnenne noo?

monshege:
didnt know na ofe ewa bu spinach

Don't mind me lol. kedu ihe ana kpo ofe ewa na [b]i[/b]nglish?

romeo:
kedu nke ichoro? jigbo kne mmiri or nke kporo nku?

so, jigbo were different types?

Romeo. kedu mgbe fight gi na nnenne ga akwusi?

Ahuru na ina eweta onye gi ofuma na enugu. Biko wetara m spinach (its called ofe ewa, right?) and jigbo.

igbo ekene m

kachi foo. ama m na inuru ihe monsh kwuru. ego gi gbadaa na izu flower, mee ka m mara. o buru ebe, esi na esendi flower. ok

Ikomi:
Did u hear what she said about it. Ikomi ezi ta kwala ozo. LoL

In my mind I said thank you.

imaghizi na obu ada igbo? o ga emenu guy umunwayi igbo n'eme.

monshege:
Ynot, i na asucha ahihia echi, enwere m nke neediri ka asuo

Ok. oburu na i ga agbara m ugbo elu, i will surely bia suro gi ha bu ahihia.