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FoodCreative Ways To Serve Banana by YorubaDemon(op): 6:15pm On Oct 29, 2016
bird banana

RomanceRe: My Beautiful Crazy Girlfriend (pictures Added) by YorubaDemon(m): 4:23pm On Oct 29, 2016
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Before And After by YorubaDemon(m): 1:17pm On Oct 25, 2016
lost interest in her
RomanceRe: Role Of Ugly Girls In Relationships Today by YorubaDemon(m): 9:41pm On Oct 24, 2016
confirm demon booting here
RomanceRe: The 6 Stages Of Heartbreak When Your Call-up Letter Comes Out by YorubaDemon(op): 3:28pm On Oct 22, 2016
5 I don’t give a damn anymore!
At this point, you stop caring. You don’t care about what anyone has to say, you don’t care about NYSC, about what your family is going to say, or anybody at all. You’re just going to leave everything, go ahead and create a new app and become a billionaire.

RomanceRe: The 6 Stages Of Heartbreak When Your Call-up Letter Comes Out by YorubaDemon(op): 3:14pm On Oct 22, 2016
4. This is the self-blame phase.
You start thinking about all the things you did and didn’t do. You start wondering maybe it didn’t click because the money you gave your runs guy wasn’t mint. Or whether you didn’t scream enough when you were praying about it. But last last,

RomanceRe: The 6 Stages Of Heartbreak When Your Call-up Letter Comes Out by YorubaDemon(op): 3:13pm On Oct 22, 2016
3. Oh Lord, why me?
https://static.pulse.ng/img/incoming/origs5619884/5631854186-w640-h640/Kanayo-offend-600x337.jpg
At this stage, you know you have entered one chance, so you just let the emotions take over completely.
https://static.pulse.ng/img/incoming/origs5639639/2911852810-w640-h640/man-crying-is-this-life.jpg
You start thinking of all the stories you heard of Corpers going missing, or even rumours of villagers eating Corpers that have too much shakara.
https://static.pulse.ng/img/incoming/origs5554221/6781853494-w640-h640/Okon-hands-on-head.jpg
RomanceRe: The 6 Stages Of Heartbreak When Your Call-up Letter Comes Out by YorubaDemon(op): 3:09pm On Oct 22, 2016
2. WHAT THE HELL?!
Remember when your uncles and aunties collected your call up number? They said they'd help you get posted to the state you wanted because their friend in NYSC works with the person who wakes the Governor up every morning.
https://static.pulse.ng/img/incoming/origs5638784/2981856488-w640-h640/Patience-failed-promises.jpg
You dial them to ask how far, but they just give you response like
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But you didn’t depend on them 100%. After all, the bicycle they promised you since primary school hasn’t even come through.

So you made arrangements with one sure runs guy. He must have an explanation.
https://static.pulse.ng/img/incoming/origs5638946/6581852473-w640-h640/man-on-phone-posting.jpg
But you dial that one’s number and all you hear is "the number you have dialled is switched off".
RomanceThe 6 Stages Of Heartbreak When Your Call-up Letter Comes Out by YorubaDemon(op):
It's time to obey the clarion call. Under the sun and in the rain.
https://static.pulse.ng/img/incoming/origs5534383/206185151-w640-h640/crying-jordan.png
NYSC could be a fun-filled one year, but sometimes, it could just be a bunch of heartbreaks.

Sometimes, heartbreak means receiving your call-up letter and seeing everything you didn't expect. Let's assume you wanted to serve in Lagos, but they gave you Gombe instead.

1. It's a lie. This is not my call-up letter!
https://static.pulse.ng/media/5638594--1641/Caleon-surprise.gif
The letter has your name and course of study on it, but never!. You cannot claim it. In fact, you're so sure that you start scrolling through the call-up list to check for the other person bearing your name and surname.
https://static.pulse.ng/media/5638625--481/kanye-shake-head-gif.gif
Surprise surprise. You are the only person with that name and surname on the entire list. No one else. All the questions start flooding your mind and you immediately kick into the next gear
RomanceRe: With My Beautiful Side Chick (photo Added) by YorubaDemon(m): 5:40pm On Oct 20, 2016
LieDetector:
dude.... You reside in uyo. Don't you?


I haff catch you finally
abeg share
RomanceRe: With My Beautiful Side Chick (photo Added) by YorubaDemon(m): 5:37pm On Oct 20, 2016
Vikky014:
Hiv is real....
pls dont mention me with hiv pls
RomanceRe: With My Beautiful Side Chick (photo Added) by YorubaDemon(m): 4:54pm On Oct 20, 2016
judeefcc:
thanks boss wink
in your mind, have you seen my request?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who On This Forum Would You Like To Exchange Blows With In Real Life? by YorubaDemon(m): 4:28pm On Oct 20, 2016
b b m p i n lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: With My Beautiful Side Chick (photo Added) by YorubaDemon(m): 4:19pm On Oct 20, 2016
judeefcc:
cheesy boss nothing, luck i guess
send me pm with your contact
RomanceRe: With My Beautiful Side Chick (photo Added) by YorubaDemon(m): 4:15pm On Oct 20, 2016
judeefcc:
fine boy fine girls na so baba do am oooo
talk well, these babes are on point, whats your trick ?
RomanceRe: With My Beautiful Side Chick (photo Added) by YorubaDemon(m): 3:55pm On Oct 20, 2016
judeefcc:
thanks boss but my gf is more beautiful
but how do you get these beautiful girls?
RomanceRe: With My Beautiful Side Chick (photo Added) by YorubaDemon(m): 3:44pm On Oct 20, 2016
judeefcc:
hahaha one by one boss abeg no spoil me finish cheesy
you try wink she is beautiful
RomanceRe: With My Beautiful Side Chick (photo Added) by YorubaDemon(m): 3:39pm On Oct 20, 2016
judeefcc:
i have always been faithful but after meeting this wonderful angel, i decided to give her a chance, she knows about my gf and understands her place, yorubademon i done join you ooooo
grin Thats my main man,
you need more girls to be a full demon, look at this native, you no like am?
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Christianity EtcRe: Modern Day Christianity Is A SCAM by YorubaDemon(op): 8:25pm On Oct 19, 2016
felixomor:
Sorry, there is nothing like "modern Christianity".

Christianity is Christianity!

Sorry!
open your eyes, how many fake pastors will be exposed before you will realise that they are all fake business men
Christianity EtcModern Day Christianity Is A SCAM by YorubaDemon(op): 7:38pm On Oct 19, 2016
[b]Like most of us we have visited numerous churches and when you leave each, you are filled with questionable reasons why the last one was bad, so also someone thats leaving your current church, modern day Christianity is a financial scam

NO PASTOR SPEAKS TO GOD, THATS A LIE dont allow fear to cloud common sense

they use fear as key to not question their questionable scams but its all scams

i believe in God and dont doubt the story of jesus but modern day Christianity is a clearly fully planned scam

lets begin the bible didn't fall from heaven , it was a book commissioned by a white man to tell the stories of the past to give his people purpose, someone choose those books and arranged them in that order YOU CAN DO RESEARCH
it was ordered and commissioned by a man called KING JAMES thats why its silently written across KING JAMES VERSION meaning its KING JAMES VERSION OF EVENTS, ITS WHAT KING JAMES THINKS IS RIGHT!

because the british colonised most countries in the world they speared that purpose giving book across the world called it the gospel

now genesis
it is said that heaven and earth was created on the same day, SAME day isn't questionable understand something the story of genesis is a story written by man, so there is room for errors but dont tell me that i shouldn't question why the story doesn't add up, take your time and read with wisdom and see for yourself, trust me so much doesn't add up but i won't say that fear won't allow me to question the authenticity of the stories told by a man like me

how about adam and eve i have asked up and down no one can explain how adam and eve are our parents and we are not all considered brothers and sisters, or why are some peoples features are clearly different from the rest? some will say you cant question certain things dont be fooled these stories are not accurate and were written by man in a book commission and printed by man

why is there no mention of dinosaurs and yet we see skeletons that are billion years old?

rainbows have been proved to be formed by the position and precipitation of moisture in the atmosphere after rain fall

the sun is not yellow but white its the gases in our atmosphere that gives it the yellow colour

what is the purpose of songs of solomon in the bible?

moving on to we blacks we didn't know jesus, we were told about him by whites, man needs a purpose to live hence the gospel that the whites tot us, man is naturally designed to want to be submissive to a greater being, the reason why Christianity is powerful in africa is poverty and illiteracy, have you noticed that whites get educated and see the scam for what it is

now most pastors today from chris oyakilome to chris okotie and co claim that they speak to God with no meaningful prove, no clear miracles

how about all of them speaking to God and given DIFFERENT ordinances

cele say he was told to do things like that
ask winners he was told to do something different
christ embassy was also told to do something different

why are all of you given vastly different ordinances that contradict each other?

these are the facts jesus dint preach with the bible, the ONLY church ordinated by jesus with historical backing is the catholic church, it was king henry xiiii that needed to marry another wife and when he was rejected by the catholic church created the Anglican church so he could marry another wife that led to Pentecostal church today [/b]
RomanceRe: Bbmpin Pls Change Your Ways by YorubaDemon(op): 5:11pm On Oct 18, 2016
Kilonis:
I'm not
if someone behaves wrongly you correct him
RomanceRe: Bbmpin Pls Change Your Ways by YorubaDemon(op): 4:59pm On Oct 18, 2016
Kilonis:
People take things a lot too seriously on this forum
don't say what you don't know
RomanceRe: Bbmpin Pls Change Your Ways by YorubaDemon(op): 3:24pm On Oct 18, 2016
finalboss1:
hmmmm.. and they ll call this children our future.. useless people...
if correcting a friend is me being a kid then you to change ur thinking
RomanceRe: Bbmpin Pls Change Your Ways by YorubaDemon(op): 3:23pm On Oct 18, 2016
Frankraj:
I have warned the bbmnpin never in his life should he comment on any of my post again and I'm happy he has respected himself and getofff
what will anyone gain by being rude and insultive
RomanceRe: Bbmpin Pls Change Your Ways by YorubaDemon(op): 2:50pm On Oct 18, 2016
vikkeee:
On what basis did you judge him?
he is always insulting people always
RomanceRe: Bbmpin Pls Change Your Ways by YorubaDemon(op): 2:33pm On Oct 18, 2016
vikkeee:
Mumu boy don't go and look for something to do. Is it your negativity. The guy is just being himself! If e no go down well with you......pass NA
what are you saying bro , his attitude isn't right
RomanceRe: Bbmpin Pls Change Your Ways by YorubaDemon(op): 2:12pm On Oct 18, 2016
kinggogo:
He's jst aving fun grin

No need to carry mata 4 head
bro it's not wrong to advice someone when the person is wrong
RomanceRe: Bbmpin Pls Change Your Ways by YorubaDemon(op): 2:11pm On Oct 18, 2016
CallMeSCOFIELD:
Thanks yorubademond i guess i have to try it
alright bro
RomanceRe: 7 Signs A Woman Is Tired Of A Relationship by YorubaDemon(m): 1:41pm On Oct 18, 2016
I am a yorubademon and I endorse this message
RomanceRe: Bbmpin Pls Change Your Ways by YorubaDemon(op): 1:17pm On Oct 18, 2016
Gladiator1:
Lol... And u nw decided to create a thread bouh it? I laff in Swahili grin
if he insults me because of this thread that I didn't insult him then he isn't a man , I didn't insult him
RomanceRe: Bbmpin Pls Change Your Ways by YorubaDemon(op): 1:12pm On Oct 18, 2016
CallMeSCOFIELD:
I am new here, i am finding it difficult to quote some one how can i quote?
click on quote and write your msg after the persons quote

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