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McBrooklyn:
Bruh, if #2500 no be big money to you . . . Shey you fit reason me any #2500 you're not using??

this is not a joke , it's wrong , scam white people not your fellow guyman

[quote author=Berlynn post=49437922][/quote]I hope so too, cause that's how someone will be paying a guy money thinking that he is helping a friend

[quote author=Berlynn post=49437830][/quote]let him eat it , am bigger than it, people should stop trying to befriend girls here that's my own

I met this girl some week back won't mention her name cause I don't want issues , she was always writing and commenting on every thread , so I sent a pm and she replied I hate email exchanges so I asked for Whatsapp contact and she gave me, went to true caller first and didn't see a name

We chatted on Whatsapp I was still doubting her authenticity , so I asked for her pictures she sent some , they were ugly and local but no wahala I have to know someone first , I now asked for a picture of her holding something that's blue she said I don't trust her and started complaining , I explained my fears and she still didn't next day she asked for airtime to sub, 2500 Na wa but na small money so I sent , she now said BABA THANKS

Girls don't talk like that I got angry and insulted him, he now opened up that I should relax that many girls I see are guys here

I know that you will see this thread , 2500 is nothing to me , but change your ways am too reasonable so I won't mention your name

we demons only chop and clean mouth

please don't MENTION my name anyhow

FALSE!!!!!! 'shouting'

Emma Amaize, Regional Editor, South-South NIGER Delta Greenland Justice Movement, NDGJM, the remaining militant group that had defiantly refused to heed the plea of monarchs, leaders and stakeholders of the Niger Delta coastal states to stop bombing oil facilities bowed, Saturday night. The leader of the group contacted, who simply identified himself as ODU, called Vanguard on phone to announce the group’s surrender.

He said:”NDGJM has accepted to stop bombing of pipelines in obedience to the call by Niger Delta leaders at the meeting convened in Effurun, August 19 by the former Federal Commissioner for Information, Chief Edwin Clark.” He, however, demanded that the Urhobo ethnic nationality should not be left out in the dialogue and negotiations by the leaders with the federal government. The NDGJM leader said the group would nominate its own representatives in the pan-Niger Delta group. A source familiar with the ceasefire, said the deal was brokered by Chief Clark, who sent emissaries to leaders of the group to key into the ongoing peace process in the region. “Chief Clark’s team met with the leaders of the militant group and briefed them on the efforts so far to make peace in the region. They assured them that nobody would subjugate Urhobo interest in the dialogue and negotiations, but there was no monetary attachment,” the source added. With the ceasefire, the coast is now finally clear for the federal government and the oil companies in the region.

Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/09/finally-peace-n-delta-ndgjm-announces-ceasefire/

Can you see tompolo in the picture?

why do they cry wen giving birth?

CrazyQuinn:
Because it's salty and I hate the taste of salt yuck!

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Ifakiland:
The only time a gal dumped me was my 1st love, but after been a "yorubademon" I looked for her, took her out on a date, told her I'd forgiven her....after a month gave her an engagement promise ring, had sex in hotels (dint show her where I live) wen I was done, I threw away my Sim card, Neva to hear frm her again.

why are you calling me?

heartofjasmine:

hahahahahaha how are you?

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Yea, definitely not everytime.

When she sees the mood I guess she'll understand.[/color]

exactly! my brother

prettythicksme:
My guy dont see it as a problem tho buh i still need ur advice as per relationship expert.

now you are talking! how are you by the way? well it depends what do you talk to him about? irrelevance stuffs or important issues?

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Well this does not count for me. I like my woman to be very detailed in her response when I ask her about her day.

I enjoy every bit of what she says and I don't find those gists disturbing. In fact short answers like that may get me pissed.

So last last every guy can't be muddled up into one particular feature. I agree with you on the other points listed though.[/color]

greeting bro , agreed but not every time!! after a stressful day at work last thing i need is my gf telling me many stories like heartofjasmine

prettythicksme:
How can i stop the nonsense? avdvice me or i derail this thread.

No one threatens a member of The Manson Family even the owner of this forum cant, go and read articles about your love problem and don't repeat your last statement again to any of us!

prettythicksme:
Op how can i do away with number 4.as in ehnnn i can talk from morning till night.e dakun epp me na disease?

am sorry i cant help you! its a bad attitude and i will advice you to stop, no man likes a nagging woman

THATS ALL

Is that hard? so ladies learn!
cc lalasticala

6. Appreciation

Show your man you appreciate him and all he does for you. A simple “thank you” or buying little gifts to show him how much you appreciate means a lot. eg; babe i came thank you so much

https://static.omgvoice.com/images/2015/12/14125816/African-American-Couple-Kissing-1024x545.jpg

iamDaisy and KiinGs

5. Fixing is his Job

Men love to fix things. If you have a problem and you tell your man, he will look for solutions. You know those days you just need a listening ear, be sure to mention it first. So he doesn’t go into bob the fixer mode.
Couple

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4. Tone down the Gist

It’s not every time your man wants to hear what Ayo/Shade did today. Sometimes when he asks how your day went, just limit it to how your day actually went. LEARN THIS!

"It went well. Fine, thanks."

Responses like the above can do wonders for your relationship. Leave the long talk. You’d thank me later.

https://static.omgvoice.com/images/2016/06/13152123/couple1.jpg

3. Personal Space

This is an important component of every successful relationship. Give your man some personal space. If he wants to watch football or invite his friends over to watch with him, that’s fine. Give them space. He will thank you.

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2. Direct Talk

Men are the inventors of saying what they mean. And meaning what they say. I’m not saying they don’t lie. Try to be direct and straight with your man. Instead of saying something along the lines of:

[center]"I wish I could mop the floors but I’m so tired."[/center]

Just say: “(insert appropriate term of endearment here) could you please help with cleaning the floors? Men appreciate direct talk.

https://static.omgvoice.com/images/2016/07/25184105/couple-cook-eat-love-relationship-goals.jpg

Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus.

But we’re both stuck on earth. And we have to get along. Women often complain they don’t understand men. Yet understanding one another is the key to happy relationships.

Men are very simple creatures. Understanding them is very easy. You can’t apply astrophysics to plain maths. That’s overkill. Here are some basic things every woman must know about men:

1. Simplicity
Men are simple creatures. If you’re angry, say so. If you’re happy, say so. Everyone is already facing stress at work and from life. Many men don’t have time to decipher your mood or your passive aggressive way of saying things. Please keep it simple, ladies.

https://static.omgvoice.com/images/2016/04/19104900/movie-couple-1024x683.jpg




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rimosa
iamDaisy
heartofjasmine
KiinGs
maximilian0

maximilian0:
yorubademon this guy resemble you small

your left ear

so sad

#600 smh

HAPPY NEW MONTH TO The Manson Family One love

Lalasticlala

In a few days, we’ll be ushered into the ember months of 2016. These months constitute the last four months of the year.

It’s also that time where you pull out your 2016 resolution list to re-evaluate. Tick off which items have been achieved and which ones need more effort.

If getting married or being in a serious relationship is on the agenda and it’s seemingly not happening, then you need to re-evaluate that part of your life.

While you’re checking and looking into the deepest parts of your soul, nosy parents and other Nigerians won’t stop asking:

"Why are you still single? When are you getting married?"

And other slight variants of the above. Here are 7 pictures that give ready answers to those people who want to marry you off in a flash:

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https://static.omgvoice.com/images/2016/08/25084916/IMG_20160824_092726_145.jpg

https://static.omgvoice.com/images/2016/08/25084921/IMG_20160824_092735_088.jpg

https://static.omgvoice.com/images/2016/08/25084925/IMG_20160824_092743_845.jpg

very true
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https://static.omgvoice.com/images/2016/08/25084934/IMG_20160824_092800_427.jpg

https://static.omgvoice.com/images/2016/08/25084937/IMG_20160824_092809_297.jpg

cc maximilian0
rimosa
iamDaisy
heartofjasmine
KiinGs