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Jokes Etc / Re: More Yo Momma Jokes (better Versions) by Yorubah(m): 5:17pm On Aug 30, 2010
Element G:

now lets say bringing Jesus in is kinda not nice, so huh, lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
it ain't curse, this is a joke dude, lol
Jokes Etc / Re: More Yo Momma Jokes (better Versions) by Yorubah(m): 5:10pm On Aug 30, 2010
Yo momma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it  grin

Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit. grin wink
Jokes Etc / Re: More Yo Momma Jokes (better Versions) by Yorubah(m): 5:05pm On Aug 30, 2010
Element G:

nice one man
fenks bro
Jokes Etc / Re: More Yo Momma Jokes (better Versions) by Yorubah(m): 4:57pm On Aug 30, 2010
Yo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost. grin grin

Yo Momma so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared. grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: More Yo Momma Jokes (better Versions) by Yorubah(m): 2:26pm On Aug 30, 2010
yo momma so dumb when the judge say order in the court she says fried rice and chicken
Jokes Etc / Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Yorubah(m): 2:03pm On Aug 30, 2010
I will saw you tomorrow to let you knew when we are going to parry
Computers / Re: Usa Ip Address by Yorubah(m): 9:32am On Aug 30, 2010
Why do we have to call your number, post any helpful link if you want to and stop advertising.
Jokes Etc / Re: More Yo Momma Jokes (better Versions) by Yorubah(m): 8:57am On Aug 30, 2010
Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license

Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!"
Jokes Etc / Re: More Yo Momma Jokes (better Versions) by Yorubah(m): 11:31pm On Aug 29, 2010
Ya momma so stinks that her pussy odor contains 6pads at a time
Jokes Etc / Re: A Man's Prayer About His Wife by Yorubah(m): 9:22pm On Aug 29, 2010
9ja no dey appreciate at all, see as u knock d person, "u heard it b4"
Jokes Etc / Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Yorubah(m): 9:20pm On Aug 29, 2010
Pls come let me told you something jare lol
Romance / Re: No Bsc, No Marriage by Yorubah(m): 12:04pm On Aug 29, 2010
She go rotten for her mama house, i don hear such story too, she go beg to even marry brick layer in the end.
Romance / Re: She Says I Am Too Tall by Yorubah(m): 12:02pm On Aug 29, 2010
LMAO, chei how u wan dey kiss am self, i beg no case find another person go jo
Properties / Re: Sweet & Hot Mini Flat At Agbede, Ikorodu For #100k & 2bed For #120k by Yorubah(m): 8:12pm On Jul 03, 2010
Where is Agbede and what is the total for 2 years with commission
Travel / Re: Travel To Azerbaijan: by Yorubah(m): 6:19pm On Jun 30, 2010
Azerbaijan ke! pls have enough money before you travel there cos ppl there are suffering.
Travel / Re: Travel The World Visa Free by Yorubah(m): 7:13am On Jun 29, 2010
He sounds like a baby travel fool agent. Biggest mumu
Properties / Re: Mini Flats! Check It Here by Yorubah(m): 7:31pm On Jun 28, 2010
My Budget is 120 per year, let me know the added fee in total, how many years and which area? Thanks
Travel / Re: Lagos - London - Denver - London - Dubai - London - Lagos by Yorubah(m): 3:03pm On Jun 28, 2010
@ Oyewolejos, Good attack but dey take am easy oo the guy fit no be bogus travel agent now,
Travel / Re: Urgent Us Appointment by Yorubah(m): 10:17am On Jun 28, 2010
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Nairaland / General / Re: Beware! Female Condoms With Teeth Are Out There! by Yorubah(m): 9:35pm On Jun 27, 2010
You won't beware if u don't go beyond your boundary, Its good to see that Pussy is having a padlock right now smiley
Religion / Re: Who Is A True Man Of God? by Yorubah(m): 12:32pm On Jun 27, 2010
nuclearboy:

@Yorubah:

YOURSELF are a real man of God IF you believe Christ died for you. Now to "LIVE IT", [1] pick your Bible and study [2] Pray pray then pray again

THEN you will show it. Your conscience will be regenerated, truth, peace, calm and the other attributes of the Holy Spirit will start to manifest in your life and it will become stronger, better etc as you mature in [1] study [2] prayer [3] living the life. Look at it like this - the closer you are to someone, the better you know them. GET CLOSE TO GOD.
Thanks so much, i totally agree. God bless
Islam for Muslims / Re: Why Muslims Believe In Jesus And Bible, but Jews And Rest Denied Muhammad? by Yorubah(m): 10:47am On Jun 27, 2010
Firstly, am a Christian and would say its in Nigeria everything is mixed and mis-interpreted just to convince there customers. Jesus Christ is highly regarded in Arabia land than we do regard him in Nigeria. Also the Jews denying Prophet Mohammad are biased. We are all ONE but the people keep causing confusion making it more horrible, All religions are equal.
Religion / Re: Pastor Chris Says "Take It" And People Fall. Do You Believe It? by Yorubah(m): 10:43am On Jun 27, 2010
I believe in it but God knows where the power comes from, also wondering why are many people falling and the camera man beside the event is not falling, Gosh
Religion / Re: Who Is A True Man Of God? by Yorubah(m): 10:40am On Jun 27, 2010
My Question is how can you recognize the real man of God??
Properties / Re: Mini Flats! Check It Here by Yorubah(m): 8:59am On Jun 27, 2010
What is the total cost for 2 years. Pls respond
Family / Re: Why Do Many Nigerians Develop Accents Few Months After Leaving Nigeria? by Yorubah(m): 1:03pm On Jun 26, 2010
@Redsky1, U funny and wright, 9ja way get 6 months visa dey speak Britico pass person way them born for there, LOL
Properties / Re: One Year Rent- Why So Difficult? by Yorubah(m): 12:50pm On Jun 26, 2010
God please crown our efforts in becoming a landlord ooo,

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