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Romance / Re: Do You Like Men With Flat Buttocks Or Big Buttocks? by Yorubah(m): 9:49am On Sep 12, 2010
Men with big buttocks looks gay and looks attractive to gay people.
Health / Re: Smoking: What Do You Think? by Yorubah(m): 9:59am On Sep 10, 2010
I sincerely don't believe in reading an article on how to stop smoking as it only reduces it ones smoking, all it takes is prayer and having a good partner that can guide you through it. I had to pray and fasted before God took it off my way am celebrating 2years of non smoking and pray to God wont dare it as its a silly habit.
Health / Re: What's Your Favourite Form Of Physical Exercise? by Yorubah(m): 9:48am On Sep 10, 2010
Playing snooker is mine
Islam for Muslims / Re: Jesus Saves - Dear Muslims Kindly Read by Yorubah(m): 5:47pm On Sep 09, 2010
woleb:

Kindly read, it will enable you to open your heart to the truth, Allah himself says, let there be NO COMPULSION in faith/ belief, so please click the link and open your heart to the truth, JESUS IS LORD AND MOHAMMAD IS DEAD

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0042/0042_01.asp

Poster you are such an ignorant person for criticizing other religion, people like you get shut and lay 6ft in diaspora. Am a Christian and its good for me been a Christian you should let them be with their religion and stop the hell you are talking Ignorant and stop causing religion argument.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Eid Mubarak! by Yorubah(m): 4:20pm On Sep 09, 2010
Wishing all the Muslim folks happy Eid mubarak and God bless ya all. One love
Jokes Etc / Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Yorubah(m): 10:19pm On Sep 08, 2010
chinneexxi:

A lorry driver is driving 200 penguins to
London Zoo when his lorry breaks
down on the motorway. The driver gets
out of the cab and is looking at the
engine when a second lorry driver
stops in front of him and asks if he
needs help. The penguins' driver
explains that he is taking the penguins
to the zoo and asks if the other man
would take the penguins there. He
agrees. Some hours later, the 2nd lorry
driver drives past the first one, who is
still waiting on the motorway. The
penguins are still on the lorry, and look
happy. "I thought I asked you to take
those penguins to the zoo," shouted
the first driver. The second replied, "I
did, but I had some money left, so
we're going to the cinema now."

You dry joke wan spoil my day God no go gree grin grin
Travel / Re: South African Visa. by Yorubah(m): 9:12pm On Sep 08, 2010
Pls justwise make u no talk again and d other guy pls that is okay plz, justwise is a man of peace
Politics / Re: Ogun State Approves 100 Billion Naira Bond And Suspends Speaker! by Yorubah(m): 1:04pm On Sep 08, 2010
But why Nigeria? all this is a set back to the country and we feel insecure of coming to the country. Why there is no way forward in the country God has blessed. Na wa oooo furkin people
Travel / Re: South African Visa. by Yorubah(m): 12:06am On Sep 07, 2010
Take am easy oo Justwise that i know is a very gentle man, why now?
Celebrities / Re: Mayweather Apologizes For Making Controversial Racist Remarks To Manny Pacquaio by Yorubah(m): 9:07pm On Sep 05, 2010
Thanks for the post, Floyd aint mean to sound racist as that happens in boxing, imma take u back to Mohamed Ali  he dissed opponent,  said something to trigger his mind,  its business. He did the same to Mosley callin him fagot tryna fight him when he's close to 40yrs lol

I think its boxing and Pacman wont understand the language cos he aint from the ghetto anyway he has apologized and my boy Floyd still gon whip his a*s next year if he agrees to the test.
Jokes Etc / Re: More Yo Momma Jokes (better Versions) by Yorubah(m): 4:44pm On Sep 04, 2010
publisher:

Yo Momma is so short,she can sit on a match box and swing her legs.
Nice one man, its funny
Jokes Etc / Re: Names Dey Follow Person. Lol by Yorubah(m): 2:51pm On Sep 03, 2010
Name like Tiger Woods

Should be very careful if he goes to zoo or Forest to be prevented by a maximum damage
Jokes Etc / Re: Dressed To Kill: by Yorubah(m): 2:47pm On Sep 03, 2010
May be u go NL vigil
Jokes Etc / Re: More Yo Momma Jokes (better Versions) by Yorubah(m): 2:44pm On Sep 03, 2010
grin grin grin LWKMD too
Business / Re: What Is The Zip Code For Lagos Nigeria by Yorubah(m): 9:26am On Sep 03, 2010
What kinda dumb question is this poster.
Travel / Re: Shocking Article About Dubai by Yorubah(m): 10:25pm On Sep 02, 2010
Am expecting a response from there stupid office in Dubai or S A to talk back what i fired at them
Jokes Etc / Re: More Yo Momma Jokes (better Versions) by Yorubah(m): 8:58pm On Sep 02, 2010
Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo mama is so dark that her nickname is midnight
Sports / Re: Mitv Sportscaster Adeolu Olanihun Dies At 41 by Yorubah(m): 1:39pm On Sep 01, 2010
What a shocking story, RIP gentle man and God bless your kids to able to achieve what you could
Romance / Re: `who Cheat Most by Yorubah(m): 10:51pm On Aug 31, 2010
khakky:

dont even ask just pick on men cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
Is the poster she-male? LMAO asking a dumb question when he knows that men cheat than women
Music/Radio / Re: Ruggedman Reacts To Aq’s Calling Him Whack. by Yorubah(m): 10:00pm On Aug 31, 2010
Mobinga:

Cheap Move to gain publicity. . . Although I don't even like ruggedman. . . but i fink AQ should stfu. . .
Yeah i feel u but i got something to say abt it, Ya'll should know what goes around comes around, this dude Rugged dissed people to step up and most def people are gonna dis him to step down. Matter of fact he's run out of Rhymes, Punch lines and i deleted him off ma twitter cos he ain't reppin the game again. The dude empty outta gas believe it or not. I guess he's got skills in singing Gospel music Lmao
Jokes Etc / Re: More Yo Momma Jokes (better Versions) by Yorubah(m): 1:22am On Aug 31, 2010
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
grin
Jokes Etc / Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Yorubah(m): 10:10pm On Aug 30, 2010
weblessyou:

i didnt know o, maybe you shall asked them.

Are you insane

No, i were actually in Glo
funny, now i was laughing grin
Jokes Etc / Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Yorubah(m): 5:55pm On Aug 30, 2010
why do people laugh every time i spoke English?
Jokes Etc / Re: More Yo Momma Jokes (better Versions) by Yorubah(m): 5:41pm On Aug 30, 2010
Yo momma so hairy she has afro on her N*ple.
Jokes Etc / Re: More Yo Momma Jokes (better Versions) by Yorubah(m): 5:38pm On Aug 30, 2010
Element G:

yorubah, your d king now, u can keep posting to make people come and see your wonders, as for me, av had enough cos my ribs are aching me now

*element still laughing happily picks up his fone and exits d thread and moves to d gate on Nland to go*

fenks for da compliments dude. Ima put few more as it comes, then off till ppl post theirs
Jokes Etc / Re: More Yo Momma Jokes (better Versions) by Yorubah(m): 5:31pm On Aug 30, 2010
Your mums so fat when I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing

grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: More Yo Momma Jokes (better Versions) by Yorubah(m): 5:29pm On Aug 30, 2010
Element G:

its ok, tis ok, infact i crown u KING OF YO MOMMMA JOKES cheesy cheesy cheesy
fenks dude easy to crack, hard to make people laugh, dats wat jokes is all abt
Jokes Etc / Re: More Yo Momma Jokes (better Versions) by Yorubah(m): 5:23pm On Aug 30, 2010
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.  grin
Jokes Etc / Re: More Yo Momma Jokes (better Versions) by Yorubah(m): 5:20pm On Aug 30, 2010
Yo momma's so poor she cant even pay attention

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