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Car Talk / Re: Why Don't Passengers At The Back Seat Use Seatbelts? by YorubaStinks: 8:28am On Oct 21, 2016
gypsey:
if you like have 100 airbags in your self claim Range Rover, that does not mean it will not still cause you harm, have you seen the 2016 porsche cayanne?

Have i seen a 2016 Porsche Cayenne ??

They're all over car the streets of Los Angeles

They're mostly driven by women
Politics / Re: FG, States, Lgas Share N420bn‎ For september by YorubaStinks: 8:16am On Oct 21, 2016
Please

I have a very important question

Where and how are the money spent

Show me how all these money are spent, I mean good roads, 24 hour electricity, good hospital and health insurance, good high schools and universities


Answer 1. Roads

Answer 2. Education

Answer 3. Facilities

Answer 4. Electricity

Answer 5. Health care

Please, i really need answers to these questions

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Car Talk / Re: Why Don't Passengers At The Back Seat Use Seatbelts? by YorubaStinks: 8:15am On Oct 21, 2016
Emeritusseun:


ur comment stinks!.....must u boastfully comment....sorry ooo,...RR2017!!!....abegi...it is founded..d driver and d guy at d front seat are more prone dan d guys at d back seats.....
Does yoir 2017 range rover have airbags for all passengers too!...?lol

I have a total of 20 airbags in my car

I know you haven't seen a 2017 Range Rover evoque
Travel / Re: 47 Airlines Have Folded Up In Nigeria —operators by YorubaStinks: 8:09am On Oct 21, 2016
Thank you Buhari

I want more Airlines to close
Phones / Re: MTN Illegally Transferred 'mind Boggling' Sum Out Of Nigeria- Yahoo News by YorubaStinks: 6:33am On Oct 21, 2016
Ahmeduana:

IS NOT THE TRANSFER OF THE MONEY THAT IS THE PROBLEM, BUT THE TAX THAT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE PAID ON IT.

What type of tax ??
The Nigerian government fined them 30 billion naira and they paid up
Now, you are finding another loophole

Mtn have done better than the Nigerian government in the history of Nigeria, do you know how many jobs they provide for Nigerians ?? Do you know how much revenue they bring to Nigeria ?? Do you know how much they pay in taxes to the Nigerian government ??

In one sentence, tell me what the Nigerian government have ever done for any Nigerian, dead or alive

I'm waiting

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Phones / Re: MTN Illegally Transferred 'mind Boggling' Sum Out Of Nigeria- Yahoo News by YorubaStinks: 6:28am On Oct 21, 2016
What type of Fuckery is this ??

They're not Nigerian company or affiliated with Nigerian government, Mtn is a south African company, they have the fucking right to transfer any amount of money they want to any country in the world


What do you want them to do ??
Run their business and then deposit all of their money into a Nigerian Bank account ??

Your government fined Mtn 40 billion naira and they paid up
Now, you are looking for another Fuckery to extort money from them

Mtn have done better than the Nigerian government in the history of Nigeria, do you know how many jobs they provide for Nigerians ?? Do you know how much revenue they bring to Nigeria ?? Do you know how much they pay in taxes to the Nigerian government ??

In one sentence, tell me what the Nigerian government have ever done for any Nigerian, dead or alive


Fuckery

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Fenerbahce : Europa League (4 - 1) On 20th October 2016 by YorubaStinks: 6:28am On Oct 21, 2016
ritababe:


share with me na

Lol

Are you serious ??
Webmasters / Re: Blogging With Intention. What Is Your Why? by YorubaStinks: 6:15am On Oct 21, 2016
To earn a living from Google whose net worth is $50 billion

I don't do things for free or for passion

Do i look like a slave ??

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Car Talk / Re: Why Don't Passengers At The Back Seat Use Seatbelts? by YorubaStinks: 6:15am On Oct 21, 2016
I know you still drive a 1967 Volkswagen bettle

I have an advice for you

Save up some money and buy a 2016 car and stop displaying your ignorance on Nairaland



I have friends and families who drives older car models and they won't move if you don't strap your seat belts even if you are sitting on the car roof

1. You can get a ticket for it
2. If you get involved in an accident and your passengers die, your ass will be in jail for manslaughter

I drive a 2017 Range Rover evoque, it won't move if your passengers doesn't engage their seat belts, if you don't have passengers, it will move the car is so smart

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Romance / Re: Men : Can You Marry A Lady Who Currently Earns 50,000 Naira Monthly Salary ?? by YorubaStinks: 3:38am On Oct 21, 2016
dollarprincess:
what of the one that don't earn at all will u marry?

No

I'm not a slave

Why do i have to be the one to have a high paying job ?? Is she allergic to high paying jobs ??
Romance / Re: Men : Can You Marry A Lady Who Currently Earns 50,000 Naira Monthly Salary ?? by YorubaStinks: 3:38am On Oct 21, 2016
HIScraziness:
What level of idiocy is this?? Only a poverty stricken buffalo would marry a woman based on what she earns. Is she gonna be paying the bills for you?? Is she gonna take care of the wedding expenses?? Believe me if a woman does all this for you then you are a certified sissy undecided an eternal disgrace to manhood!!!





If a man does all these for a woman, what is the woman ?? A gold digging hoe
Romance / Re: Men : Can You Marry A Lady Who Currently Earns 50,000 Naira Monthly Salary ?? by YorubaStinks: 3:37am On Oct 21, 2016
kinggogo:
Hian, na u b d man or na she undecided shocked

And where is it written that only men needs to make money in order to marry a wife ??
Romance / Re: Ladies: Can You Marry A Man Who Is Currently Earning N50,000 Monthly As Salary? by YorubaStinks: 3:33am On Oct 21, 2016
[quote author=jinxet2000 post=50377398][/quote]

Sorry, i don't talk to fools
Romance / Re: Ladies: Can You Marry A Man Who Is Currently Earning N50,000 Monthly As Salary? by YorubaStinks: 3:24am On Oct 21, 2016
Annalise:

So, 5k per month 40 years ago is poor? You don't only need to make more money but also go back to school.

You need to go get a job

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Romance / Re: Ladies: Can You Marry A Man Who Is Currently Earning N50,000 Monthly As Salary? by YorubaStinks: 10:29pm On Oct 20, 2016
mem88:
I can ooooh! But will he be able to handle me?gringringrin. I gather wahalaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ooooohwink

Do you have a job ??

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Romance / Re: Ladies: Can You Marry A Man Who Is Currently Earning N50,000 Monthly As Salary? by YorubaStinks: 10:21pm On Oct 20, 2016
ATK4Joy:
What is he lost the 500k job monthly after marriage! Will the wife opt out? Money can fly away

What if you go get a high paying job as a wife you are

Is he your husband or a slave ??
Romance / Men : Can You Marry A Lady Who Currently Earns 50,000 Naira Monthly Salary ?? by YorubaStinks: 10:18pm On Oct 20, 2016
Let's see what you all think

As for me, i can't
I don't wanna marry a liability
Romance / Re: Ladies: Can You Marry A Man Who Is Currently Earning N50,000 Monthly As Salary? by YorubaStinks: 10:04pm On Oct 20, 2016
I have something nice i want to tell you

I will buy a brand new used brain for you

Why won't you marry a guy who earns 50k per month ??

Why can't you get off your lazy ass and go get a high paying job and help your husband and stop looking for Dangote to come marry you

Gold digging Hoes

So, men who earns 50k per month doesn't deserve a wife because they're poor ?? God, please destroy this world make everybody go rest

Just look at useless females who doesn't earn 60k in a month airing their opinion on who to marry

If you are a female and earn 80k per month, you don't have the right or opinion on a hard working man who earns 50k per month, why don't you work hard and support your husband ??

My father was earning 10 naira per month when he married my mother and 40 years later they're still married and my old man is now a millionaire

This is the only reason why i will never get Married, i will just go find a girl, get her pregnant she gives me 4 kids and we live together for ever, i don't want rubbish from Foolish girls

The only people i blame are men, they fall mumu to women, that's why these females who have nothing and are broke have expectations on the type of guys they wanna marry

This type of Fuckery is what you get when you foolishly want to get married

Just get them good for nothing girls pregnant, that's how to cure their foolishness

*Spits

*Spits again on money hungry hoes who only wants a guy for his money

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Fenerbahce : Europa League (4 - 1) On 20th October 2016 by YorubaStinks: 8:57pm On Oct 20, 2016

Pogbam

Poback

Pobomb

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Fenerbahce : Europa League (4 - 1) On 20th October 2016 by YorubaStinks: 8:56pm On Oct 20, 2016
ItsQuinn:
I pray man u lose woefully angry

I pray you go blind

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Travel / Re: Man Dies After Fatal Accident In Imo, Corpse Remains Unidentified. Graphic Pics by YorubaStinks: 8:47pm On Oct 20, 2016
Raiders:
most of those un indentified corpse in US are usually illegal immigrants who sneak into US without submitting their finger prints. In US, almost everybody have their finger prints in a data based because to apply for ID and drivers ID. Also You must submit your finger prints if you are traveling into US legally.

Illegal immigrants ??

Make i no insult you
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Fenerbahce : Europa League (4 - 1) On 20th October 2016 by YorubaStinks: 8:44pm On Oct 20, 2016
ritababe:


do you know know how much is 4000$ in naira?
abeg I nor bet again.

Lol

You don see the score now ??

I for chop your money

Anyways, i chop somebody $8000, the guy wan craze
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Fenerbahce : Europa League (4 - 1) On 20th October 2016 by YorubaStinks: 8:06pm On Oct 20, 2016
ritababe:


how do you want it

$4000

The match is about to start now, so let's get this bet fast
Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor "Saving Lives In This Recession With Her Boobs" by YorubaStinks: 8:00pm On Oct 20, 2016
She's actually killing more people with the odor coming out of those stinky breast

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Travel / Re: Man Dies After Fatal Accident In Imo, Corpse Remains Unidentified. Graphic Pics by YorubaStinks: 7:59pm On Oct 20, 2016
Senorprinz:
wetin carry you go coroner's office, it's like your hobby is to be counting corpses, ehn, bros.

If you get a DUI, the judge will make you go to the coroner's office, after seeing about 400 corpses, fear go catch you and you will not drive drunk again
Religion / Re: Oyedepo Dressed In Sudanese Traditional Outfit While In South Sudan (Photos) by YorubaStinks: 7:54pm On Oct 20, 2016
simpleseyi:



Buhari punished your grandparents and your parents between 1967 and 1970, now he is punishing you. If you continue with your generational stupidity, definitely Buhari's children will still punish your children, your grandchildren and your great grandchildren.

Lol
And you think I'm Nigerian ??

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Religion / Re: Oyedepo Dressed In Sudanese Traditional Outfit While In South Sudan (Photos) by YorubaStinks: 7:48pm On Oct 20, 2016
martineinstein:
i can smell ur level of frustration

Not the level of your own frustration when Buhari failed to pay 8000 naira every month to unemployed people and make $1 to exchange for 4 naira

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Religion / Re: Oyedepo Dressed In Sudanese Traditional Outfit While In South Sudan (Photos) by YorubaStinks: 7:42pm On Oct 20, 2016
[size=15pt] Buhari[/size]

You will never go unpunished

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Travel / Re: Man Dies After Fatal Accident In Imo, Corpse Remains Unidentified. Graphic Pics by YorubaStinks: 7:17pm On Oct 20, 2016
lofty900:
In a civilized country where they have good database of everyone, it won't take a minute to run biometrics and come up with his details but in Nigeria? Different story

Have you ever traveled out of Nigeria before ??

Everyone in the USA have their finger print in the database yet there are millions of unclaimed and unidentified corpses all over the country

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2289892/WARNING-GRAPHIC-CONTENT-Photos-unclaimed-dead-bodies-posted-online-Illinois-morgue-effort-help-families-lost-loved-ones.html


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QgoBAejZjI

http://host.madison.com/wsj/news/local/crime_and_courts/area-morgues-facing-more-unclaimed-bodies/article_240fafbe-04be-11e0-bb3c-001cc4c002e0.html



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip35ZURcitE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyB_HBrxnXI
Travel / Re: Man Dies After Fatal Accident In Imo, Corpse Remains Unidentified. Graphic Pics by YorubaStinks: 7:13pm On Oct 20, 2016
Pidggin:
Only in Nigeria.

RIP


Please

Please

Please

Please

Use your fuccking brain

Only in Nigeria ??

The last time i went to Los Angeles coroner's office, there are about 400 unclaimed corpses

There are about 600 unclaimed corpses every year in the USA which is a very developed country in the world


Stop calling Nigeria in every unnecessary shiit

Use your brain

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Travel / Re: Man Dies After Fatal Accident In Imo, Corpse Remains Unidentified. Graphic Pics by YorubaStinks: 7:11pm On Oct 20, 2016
[size=13pt] Buhari[/size]

You will never go unpunished

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Politics / Re: I Was Nominated As VP By ‘somebody Somewhere’ – Osinbajo by YorubaStinks: 7:01pm On Oct 20, 2016
Crying little mere commissioner

Osibanjo thinks he's now Jackie Chan because he's chewing gworo and drinking Burukutu in Aso Rock with General Cassandra

In 2019 when you and Buhari's tenure ends, you will come to Lagos to cry and beg Tinubu to forgive you

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