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Science/Technology / Re: Thread For Solar System/Electricity Owners in Nigeria. by YoshiMaster: 11:51am On May 16, 2018
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Crime / Re: We Make N25,000 Daily From Begging With Deformed Children – Suspects by YoshiMaster: 5:25pm On Feb 02, 2018

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Travel / Re: Lekki Toll Hike Causes Lock-Down On Lagos Island (Photos) by YoshiMaster: 12:38am On Feb 02, 2018
GetUmad:
What amazes me is the calibre of cars using the alternative route. If you could afford luxury vehicles, how much is the toll you can't pay, but ona go dey club tonight buy the bar completely and pay Oloshos more than their charges.

But naijas can too whine sha. If to say alternative route nor dey na that one dem for dey use criticize the govt. Now wey dem get two options dem still dey lament.

There's a reason the toll is on that particular axis and not on the mainland. However, if you now happen to be caught in the � web while you don't belong to the class of people known to stay and work around that place, I can only be sorry for you. It's rather unfortunate. Meanwhile, for things to get better in naija we should be ready to pay for it.

Please stop being insensitive, abeg, just stop it!!

So everyone in Lekki is rich abi Everyone in Ajah is rich

Why do we hate ourselves in Nigeria like this We hate each other so much, whether it's yoruba vs igbo or in this your case, mainland vs island.

How are our voices to be heard, if half are out of sync

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Travel / Re: Lekki Toll Hike Causes Lock-Down On Lagos Island (Photos) by YoshiMaster: 12:23am On Feb 02, 2018
Just imagine this rubbish, for a road that was already in existence

All they did was add extra lanes and now we have to pay toll seemingly forever.

This is soo sad, all kinds of people live on the lekki/ajah axis, rich, poor, middleclass.

What I don't get is why Nigerians that are not affected by a certain situation display such nonchalant attitudes. People are already saying people can pay, like, why would you be so insensitive to your fellow humans, your fellow Nigerians, heck, your fellow Lagosians. Is it cause they claim to be living in "lekki", that you hate them

N200 both ways is N400 a day. If you forget something or go for lunch break, meeting, hustle, then you double that N400 to N800, just to pass a road

I have no problem with tolling the Lekki-Ikoyi Link bridge, cause that bridge never existed before and solves a particular problem, but how can you toll a road that had already been built, with people already using said road to get to their various homes

Is Nigeria really a country

Some annoying people will now come and say, "but there is toll in the U.S.A", but do they even know how toll works in the U.S Just annoying little bratty rif raffs, mtcheew. In the U.S, you can decide to use the toll or not, but I guarantee you that your alternative route will not be a single lane road passing through a private estate and market, mtcheew undecided

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Romance / Re: Hey Romancers And Romancees, I Need You Help Bae by YoshiMaster: 2:09am On Jan 27, 2018
Shamelessly promoting my video embarassed
Celebrities / Re: Mans Not Hot - Chipmunk Version, Check It Out (very, Very, Funny) by YoshiMaster: 2:08am On Jan 27, 2018
Shamelessly promoting my video embarassed
Car Talk / Re: I Finally Killed The Rat In My Car by YoshiMaster: 11:13pm On Jan 19, 2018
blessedvisky:


Pictures!! We need pictures Mehn!!!

hehehe, on my next kill if there are more than one angry

angry angry
Car Talk / Re: I Finally Killed The Rat In My Car by YoshiMaster: 6:31pm On Jan 19, 2018
Diso60090:







You just kill one of your village people

lol, hope it's not someone I know sha, even then, good riddance angry

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Car Talk / I Finally Killed The Rat In My Car by YoshiMaster: 6:26pm On Jan 19, 2018
Day 1:
Sticky traps -

Came back in 30 mins and found that the trap had already been moved. So i just threw them away, no need wasting my time.

Snap traps -

Spread some Nice peanut butter on the trigger and by the time i came back in the morning to check, the rat(s) had cleaned out the peanut butter from all three snap traps. As in, they looked like I washed them with Palmolive, yet, no rat angry


Day 2:
I bought some ground nuts and some super glue. I glued the groundnuts to the trigger, microwaved some peanut butter to really bring out the flavor, then with a qtip, i spread some the hot peanut butter all over the glued ground nut.

Came back the next morning and this mudafvker had eating all the glued groundnuts without spring the trap, am like shoooooo



Day 3: I give up and call my Uncle, who then proceeds to adjust the trap trigger and and pin. then he proceeded to build a fort in my car, leaving just the entrance to the fort open. This time we baited with a WHOLE nut (unopened), peanutbutter and crayfish.

In just about 2 hours, the bastard was DEAD angry angry

I'm sooo happy right now. who knows if there are more, but we have rebaited the trap and we wait in anticipation.



btw, there is no food in that car and it hasn't been driven for about 2 months. Don't know how they are getting in, but i just need them to die!!!!

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Romance / Re: Even Broke Guys Are Shouting I Stand With Sex Doll by YoshiMaster: 11:14pm On Jan 18, 2018
You have two lamps

You rub one, nothing happens

You rub the other one and a genie comes out

Ladies, don't you want 3 wishes

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Romance / Re: How Do I Know If My Girlfriend Will Get Fat When I Marry Her? by YoshiMaster: 11:02pm On Jan 18, 2018
First, you need to pick the right bait. Some people prefer peanut butter, but I myself like using cheese.

Place the cheese, or preferred bait, in a bowl by ur side of the bed you both sleep in.

If you wake up and find that the cheese is missing and her lips are all bright yellow, then that is a bad sign!!!
Romance / Re: Photos Of Male Sex Dolls For Women by YoshiMaster: 10:55pm On Jan 18, 2018
My ex girlfriend used to call me "Baby Doll!"

Does this mean I am a sexx doll

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Celebrities / Re: Simi Looking Radiant In Aso Ebi For Owambe (Photos) by YoshiMaster: 3:05pm On Jan 14, 2018
thorpido:
What's she wearing? undecided

She's wearing MADE IN NIGERIA braa

don't hate, appreciate
Celebrities / Re: Simi Looking Radiant In Aso Ebi For Owambe (Photos) by YoshiMaster: 3:03pm On Jan 14, 2018
Leverageisback:
Ew ugly gal

they've been telling you since to apply for glasses, but with ur strong head u keep saying no!

Shey u see now how u can't see well, mtcheew undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Simi Looking Radiant In Aso Ebi For Owambe (Photos) by YoshiMaster: 2:59pm On Jan 14, 2018
Simi, You are the type of girl I need as a wife

Look, am serious bruh angry

Simi, where can we meet I know uwa reading this post girl, don't act like you are not seeing this post

Send me a DM girl, sorry PM, shhhht, just send an M girl, or do you want me to beg

Plea... embarassed

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TV/Movies / Re: Just For Fun: 30+ Hilariously Incorrect "Game of Thrones" Quotes/Memes by YoshiMaster: 11:34am On Jan 14, 2018
Men, Savage!!!!!!!!

SO CRUEL!

Na to Shake her remain na, biaaaaatch angry

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Celebrities / Re: 5 Nigerians Who Have Featured In Hollywood Superhero Movies by YoshiMaster: 10:45am On Jan 13, 2018
where is Idris Elba from
NYSC / Re: NYSC Introduces Remita Pay Option As New Payment System For Corps Members by YoshiMaster: 2:08pm On Jan 12, 2018
isn't it about time to scrap the NYSC

in this technologically advanced world, do we still need to encourage a Doctor/Engineer/Teacher to go farm for one year

not like we have solved even 50% of our problems that we feel we can go sloooooooow.

Light is still epileptic, roads are still just OK!

Please, we need INTERNS in professional fields, not NYSC farmers and local government assistants.

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Religion / Re: "If Paying Tithes Makes You Rich, Bill Gates, Zuckerberg Would've Been Poor" by YoshiMaster: 12:27pm On Jan 10, 2018
How are we sure he doesn't pay tithe

maybe he gives to charities, who knows

plus i don't believe the goal of financial blessings is to make one the richest man alive.

I also believe that God rewards hard work, regardless of if you are a christian or not.

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Romance / Re: Preshy561 Come And Give Me A Mouth Gig.......... by YoshiMaster: 11:11pm On Jan 09, 2018
How much are you going to put in it

cause all i have is 8gig

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Events / Re: Official Pictures From The Nairaland Get Together Party by YoshiMaster: 11:47pm On Jan 08, 2018
YINKS89:
u no see sey d guy Wey dey her Syd sef don book space..... Dem don care NL attitude enta beach.

hehehe

space bookers man angry

but i'm not nairaland bro, i'm youtube; top comments show first, yao ming

so no need to book space to come out on top
Events / Re: Official Pictures From The Nairaland Get Together Party by YoshiMaster: 11:40pm On Jan 08, 2018
YINKS89:
Na dat gurl now..... Wey dey always abuse up and down

who

I'd like to give it a shot with her, if she aint TAKEN
Events / Re: Official Pictures From The Nairaland Get Together Party by YoshiMaster: 11:38pm On Jan 08, 2018
not like i'm thirsty or anything, but damn, these laps are making me salivate angry

who is shay

Events / Re: Official Pictures From The Nairaland Get Together Party by YoshiMaster: 11:37pm On Jan 08, 2018
YINKS89:
dis guy no wise at all I gt why u are nt invited

lol, ur not serious
Events / Re: Official Pictures From The Nairaland Get Together Party by YoshiMaster: 11:36pm On Jan 08, 2018
House, please who is this girl

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Events / Re: Official Pictures From The Nairaland Get Together Party by YoshiMaster: 11:35pm On Jan 08, 2018
There is this one girl I'm seeing with fresh laps

abeg, who is she

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Events / Re: Official Pictures From The Nairaland Get Together Party by YoshiMaster: 11:34pm On Jan 08, 2018
YINKS89:
shey Dem dey talk or type for Nl..... Nxt tym watch hip tv u go see am dre.

yes now!!

Last nairaland "BEACH PARTY", was thoroughly advertised everywhere, but this one was so low key

I'll check out this Hip T.V, btw! thanks for the headsup
Events / Re: Official Pictures From The Nairaland Get Together Party by YoshiMaster: 11:32pm On Jan 08, 2018
How come i didn't hear about this
Jokes Etc / Re: 25 Hilarious Times People Were Caught Sleeping by YoshiMaster: 11:31pm On Jan 08, 2018
lol@ the first one.

she looks like she's sleeping though. don't try this at home guys
Celebrities / Re: Drake & Wale Playing Davido's FIA In Los Angeles (Video) by YoshiMaster: 1:44pm On Jan 08, 2018
Nice one! keep the flag flying
Romance / Re: Getting Ready For Sunday Cooking,best Chef On Nl-(pic) by YoshiMaster: 4:59pm On Jan 07, 2018
amani63:
Oga Airforce1
YoshiMaster
(iamJ this is your okra)
NwanyiAwkaetiti
Oyindidi
Ceejayx
amakaJihot87
And my latest guy Kingwizzy16 on Nl sorry the way I responded to you
The food Don ready sorry it came late
Oga Airforce1 your drink will serve us

Damn bruv! mans looking at that pic with jealousy bruv angry

that stew looks read as shhhhh

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Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade Set To Tour 11 European Countries by YoshiMaster: 4:34pm On Jan 07, 2018
ishowdotgmail:

You sure u can handle her

bruv

does man look like an eldikiti

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