₦airaland Forum

tonychristopher:
Go back and ask ..that's for owu miri people or ogbanje
I am anambra man and I am yet To see an old man that gives it Oh wawa give at the cheeks but slightly

me na nsukka guy, so dem dey give us

Yea dts y u need to act like a gentleman
;

chipmunkey:
Another V.I.P pass for you...




Jesus be praised..

Nwanne, d two marks wey dem dey gv pple near eye na wetin

tonychristopher:
IGBOS don't give tribal mark what you had was ogbanje mark or some kind of medicine ...my grand father father mother uncle even none in my place from anambra had tribal mark

Pls

I didnt av to rush her dt tym bt later she becam my gf which i will fvck her 3 tyms in a day

chipmunkey:
Why o why!






Are you fvcking impotent?

D gal above me, tell me wat is wickedness dia..

Am igbo, i av a tribal mark bt not dt of igala and hausa pple,
dow, i wunt give my children dt bt d reason 4 dt is because of little sickness dt children do fall ...

We neva knew each oda b4...she was admitted into my school, she cam to look 4 a huz bt didnt c any huz dt day, she asked me to help her find a huz ,she droped her number 4 me, dt if i c a huz ,i shud contact her,
like afta 5days i saw a huz, and informed her..she came wit some of her properties bt wen i tuk her dia, she said she dont like d huz, she den asked me if she can stay with me, so we can search 4 another huz,
we stayed 7days 2geda b4 we got a huz, sleeps on dsam bed bt i neva touched her

Naughtysite:
Yes, if she was your sister or in the friend zone.

I slept with a girl in the same room for 1wk without touching her

Dat moment, hungry won do me 30

Twaci:
Ehen? Why? What happened?

History indeed

Mehn...My day bad

Twaci:
Hmmm! True, he is a Nigerian ofcourse!

Anyways, how's ur day?

Waste of tyme

Twaci respect urself.

EU dont need to tell buhari dat, cus alredy buhari is a nigerian and he has seen it all

besides he is not blind

Twaci:
Exactly

u de go senate ni?
after voting and u win u go remember me...dnt worry make I think abt am

Twaci:
Lolz! Very funny! Nice one, keep them coming

Kindly vote me for Miss. Nairaland 2015. Thanks .

vote for u abi?

Ebubeslym:
hmmmmm

u will still c it again, due to the kind of hungry mobs we av here

@op, u must be good in quashing

@op, u must be good in quashinf

Sex on the first date is good,
if i av the opportunity to do dat on d ist day, i will...

Its makes us bond wella

Adieu rita

ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE

No tyme to read d story

IG more fuel to una elbow

Hmmm, didnt read ds bt...

Tell them,

abstinence is the best

And u too

IamOdin:
Thunder fire you!!

Ok wetin cum mak u acept him

MsBliss:
Sure I do,why?

they ar planning on how to share the national cake

@op did u do it?

Ezenwammadu:
A muru m na abali.Explain biko

nna a omechie ka anyi kpa na isi aja

Ajuju gi vu uru.
U supose knw wetin dey give dem dt pot belly nah..
Bribery and....

Ezenwammadu:
Nwannem what is the meaning of this

Ezenwammadu:
l still don't know why police officers especially those highly ranked has pot belly

Nwanne, ur question is omnimious

MsBliss:
If I accept just one in every ten ,the remaining nine will go out screaming "Shez forming hard to get".

SIS, u no get bf?