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At what time will the Primaries be conducted We're waiting ooo, it's already evening.

I honestly haven't put any effort in these Chrisland stuff flying around the internet, not planning to either . Maybe it's cause I'm not yet a parent


Why isn't anyone talking about the video of a young boy rocking that little girl up there, all championed a d recorded by their aunt ( female)

Or are we waiting for it to be a male first

postmann:
In pure undiluted scriptural standard, you've committed adultery with him already. Just so you know that.

But rather more important is your very last paragraph of advice to other women who might be going through similar temptation as you. Here, let me quote you:

"Just cut off the relationship. Stop conversation, chatting, or physical contact. Then pray for God to help you overcome those lusty feelings"

Now, here's the irony buried in the paragraph before last:

"Right now, he chats once in a while, just general "how are you". I say "fine"

While you still keep the door ajar for prospective adultery with this same idiot, (most likely when you and hubby have a fight) you are advising other women going through similar challenge to cut off chats totally. You know the intention of this iniquitous pig and your own abominable longings and vulnerability towards him yet you still entertain his obviously probing "how are you's." You're still an unrepentant adulterer and you need counseling and deliverance before entertaining the idea of climbing that virtual pulpit you just did by preaching this sermon. And may GOD help your husband who's ignorant enough to permit that stupid work of yours that has no respect for matrimony to post you outside his location.

I have been following and reading your topics and posts here on Nairaland and I mist confess even though sometimes you're wrong, and you're also imperfect and prone to mistakes, I would like to learn from you and even be like you too if possible. Your diction is simple, clear, straight forward and appropriately used in all of your sentences, your mastery of the English language isimd blowing and they say if you want to be or think like a millionaire, keep yourself around millionaires and hang around, I would love to have an intelligence as yours so I'd love to be friends with you...... I'm 23, dark skinned and tall. I'm from Delta..... Please don't worry about the age sir......this is my WhatsApp sit, please write to me or better still give me your number and it'll be an honour to text you..... 09034326692. Or your Facebook and Instagram name would be okay sir.

Putin is being hit back to back from all corners.. I pity the innocent Russians who know nothing about what's going on but will have to sufer for it.

PrinceMajestic:
Nice one, I love the both of them, Drizzy showed me light then. My nigga yeezus is another very real nigga, it only saddens the fans that they had beefs. These are musicians who matter worldwide, put all Naija musicians music together I will choose only one Drake track 5a.m in Toronto over all Naija music playlist. Una mumu Naija musicians wey dey always sing about women and Toto. I know say una be mugus, una no nor anything about good music, that's why you mugus cannot vibe to Drake, kanye, Jay z a.k.a Jay Hova, Fabolous, Young Troubled Minds, Ace Hood, Wale, Meek milly, Wiz khalifa, Tyga, 2chainz, Asap Rocky, Bone Thugs, 50cent, the Game etc I go forgive you if you nor get their jams, but I nor go forgive you if you nor get the leaders of the new school for your phone. If you nor dey listen Jermaine Lamar a.k.a J.cole, Kendrick Lamar a.k.a K.dot, I nor go forgive you. You be fool, any nigga above 20 and you don't vibe to J.cole or K.dot, you be idiot, your brain na dust bin. I wonder the kind stupid mentality when una get when dey make those mumu Naija pussy songs dey sweet una o. Shout my nigga Yeezus, shout out Drizzy O.v.O a.k.a Drizzy Drake, a.k.a October's Very Own. Shout all my fellow o.v.o worldwide

Apart from Drake…..hell I love all of these artists…….J Cole Off season is mad and his best song for me is No Role Modelz. I’d choose to listen to them over and over again than this Nigerian trash artists.

madridguy:
I have received two community beating/fight for my life which I can never forget. One for school and the other one for area for watch night ( New year). Let me share the school own.

You will only understand this better if you attend government school where school compound dey big anyhow.

It was sunny afternoon, this time we are revision which means it is play play from break time till we close. I had a friend back then, Abdul Fatai who like to always look clean, he won't go outside the classroom so his leg and uniform won't have a single stain.

So he asked for something that day and I asked him to check my bag. He opened my bag and he found bandana and quickly take it. I told him to return with immediate effect because I know he won't return it forever. He is a big fan of 2Pac so he like to tie his head with bandana but to buy it na war. I am using the bandana to clean my body everytime I play football and no money to buy water, I will just beg for little drop of water on it and use it to clean my body.

Before I know what is happening he has ran away from class, I started looking for him block to block, I sight him na so he pick race. I am running after him seriously as if my life depends on the bandana until he ran through a class I followed him na so I used body jam one guy. I waited to apologize na so this guy landed me heavy slap. I look at the guy with annoyance, check if I stain his white uniform but no, na so I slapped him back. My slap make sound and grab other people inside the class attention before I know the guy give me straight punch for chest I return instantly na so this fight start. Before you know his class member circle us. Na so me self dey bounce as if I fit fight we threw punches at each other before his class members gather me up. Who carry plank carry plank. Plank I mean na from broken chairs and tables na so this beating start.
I didn't relent na so I dey fight they go. My target is only one person while the others are doing me strong thing. Na so this fight dey spread like wild fires, I was in JSS 2 then while those people are in JSS 3. This fight begin spreading inside the same class as people inside the class who were initially begging for me later join in beating simply because I refuse to bow down and quit the fight. A guy came from nowhere and said leave him for me, na so the rest circle me and the guy, I was too tired to even raise blow na so the guy they throw blow at me, try my best to cover my face but hooking open my guiding na so blow meet me everywhere. I fell down and everyone hail the guy, within me I said I would rather die here than to run away. I continue with the guy until I was able to come close and lucky head boot hit him for nose, as I see the guy is weak small na so I gave him better teeth bite for neck, the guy shouted in pain before someone else use punch comot my teeth for the guy neck. Na so I face the guy too, the guy first blow make me fell on top one girl na so the girl land me slap. Chai, na so they shout is now for a girl to beat you too. Na so them begin hail the girl too to come and count scores, before I say anything the girl stand for fight, I told her again I'm sorry, but she allowed the hailing enter her head na so another slap enter again then my head scatter, she's the type that used to fight boys na so I rushed her grab her and used her back hit the wall, she just go down straight, the hailing turned to, you Don kill her, na so everyone gather me again.
From no where I dey hear my name and the person is trying to rescue me, he was able to stop them because him na SS1 student.
He said what happened I said I want to fight, this person we are attending same Arabic school for area. He tried to settle the matter but as a very stubborn boy then I said no that me and that guy that started the fight must continue with a close supervision that others of the class won't join him. The person beg me and beg but I said no, his friend said leave and let go. He said no let go and look for his brother maybe he will listen to him because na so they stubborn for their house. Na so that one leave to go search for my brother.
Na so fight continue till I started seeing people fighting me started jumping their class shouting seniors are here. Before I open my eyes na so my brother with three of his friends arrived, he look into my eyes and asked me what happened I wanted to talk but I just busted into tears seeing his pains. His friend quickly guide the 2 entrance of the class. He hold me and asked how many are they, I pointed the first guy, na so one of my brother friend land him big slap, kneel down, na so I begin pointing, once I point you na slap, pointed like 8 of them. I told my brother I only want something from him, he said what, I said I want to fight the guy one on one. My brother replied me you are fasting, so you can't fight again, I told him to go then since he cannot grant me my wish. His friend said this your brother is something else na so they set me and this guy again. This time I was too weak and the guy too knew he must not throw any blow otherwise na die. Na so the guy hug me and said I am sorry for slapping you first.

Make I dey go my class na so my class mates too dey come, na so my brother told them everything is settled, I was like where Una dey since. Now fight has finished, I begin looking for my school sandal and uniform na so one girl bring it out. She said she help me pack it as I fling them away as the fight start. This girl follow me reach class, drop my sandal and uniform and quickly go get me water. When she came back, she asked me after I have washed all my body if truly I am fasting, I said yes. She asked again then where did you get the strength for the fight because she watch everything but she can't help but pray they don't kill me. She said and quote, when you reach house, tell your mother everything so you take drugs and sleep and if possible don't come to school tomorrow. I just laugh and replied, I am fine nothing do me.

The girl was surprised no to see me for class the next, na so she come ask me if body no pain me for break time she go buy me burger and tasty time. She said she told her mom at home the whole scenario and asked me if I tell my mom too, I said no.

Na so the story go oo oo.

I feel your anger bro. You strong no be small…..and that girl so, how far tell me how una end na

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright

Bobby....my love for Bobby

I can bet my balls this Jacki b got a good heart

I remember my grandfather will always say to me son

Always go for women with big breast.....you know why son?


Because women with big breast are soft hearted, kind and have a heart of gold

But you see all those girls with small small breast like oranges..always avoid them son...they have a heart of stone

Where have you been my niggar……front page ain’t been straight without you my niggar…..it’s good to have you back…..I’ma pull up on you someday and we can grab something together at that your bar….on everything.

Datboredberry:
The guy living in this sort of apartment shouldn't even think of getting married.

Financial stability is as relevant as love... If not more...

As for dating, ofcourse! Somehow, it's fun...

I remember, I dated guy who invited me to his friend's home... Just like this!

There was a colourful mat on the floor... A bulb... It gave off a dim red light... I still think it was insanely romantic...

But I didn't love the guy tho... We spent minutes, he tried to get me to take off my clothes... With I was wriggling, trying to escape his tight grip on my waist...

Your neighbour is an idiot... For shaming your condition... Funny enough, it's men who set such high standards for themselves...

There are millions of ladies who wouldn't care what your home looks like... Damn! If your personality is great... I wouldn't mind if it's a mud house... Just enjoy the company...

If I date men in your condition... And I sincerely love him... them we would work together to build a better home...

But I definitely would not make you feel small... My own parents have been in situations where this would have been a castle...

And, bad times don't last... Just do your sh**... Avoid entitled hoes and don't let all the negative energy from your dumbass male friends get to you... Okay?

There are decent women..

If you’re truly a lady…..I don’t know if you’re married or maybe dating but I do know that your type is rare and it’s safe to say they’re close to extinction. Girls like you still exist in Nigeria and you’re a living proof, you are not perfect surely, you have your flaws and mistakes but a girl who is able to think like this and act like you just said you’d do deserve the world and I swear if your man cheat on you eeehhnnn…..I don’t want to lay curse abeg. But please keep being a good lady you’d never regret it. Wish I can meet this rare breed of girls ooo even though I am as young as ever.

You are good abeg.

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram Na dis kind people de make me BLAST pesin left leg wit my KALA 4 free. WAITING DE WORRY U. WTF MAN

Your comment dey always busy my head I swear.

Good afternoon my fellow Nairalanders…and to my elders here in my local language( Isoko ), I say merigwe and you answer vredo.

I coincidentally stumbled upon a notebook earlier today and I saw a pen inside and honestly speaking I haven’t really held a pen and a book in my hands all at once since 2017 when I wrote my final exams in secondary school….I’ve been hustling and trying to make something off myself and all that but that’s that about that.
I picked up the pen and suddenly my memories flashed back to my time in Emore Secondary School Oleh, I was an average student in my years as a junior student but I found my way to the top of the class in my early Senior School days and to the top of the school too, going out for competitions, winning and losing too.
So, I had rappers I use to love back then, I loved listening to HipHop music, my favourites were The Game, Lil Wayne, Birdman, 50Cent etc and they had tats all over their bodies and faces too so I used to draw stupid things on my left arm a lot during school hours and while teaching is going on and when I’m caught I tell the teacher I’m not offering the subject, lol. They got used to it as far as I wasn’t killing anyone with it but one day I graduated from that level of stupidity to the next, I decided to start drawing tiny things on my face and sometimes it could be words like God is Great or a cross on my forehead and one day I forgot I had such things on my face and the worst happened.
I ran to the staff room to call our civic education teacher and told “ Sir, we are in your period” ….he told me young man listen to me, I am a man and I do not have periods, as a matter of fact you should look for a smart way to say that and not walk up to someone and say we have your period. He used to be cool with it but somehow today was doomsday for me, while the whole staff room were laughing over the matter one teacher noticed my hands and face and she was like…..This boy, you were not like this before, your bad friends have influenced you into rubbish stuffs and cultism and look at how deep you’ve sank ….boom the whole picked it up and they suddenly concluded I am now a cultist and that’s why I am drawing things on my face and body….I no be cultist and I never had plans to be one, matter of fact I don’t even go on law waist till this day….so I wonder what was wrong.
I was becoming impatient but I can’t walk off and it was so awkward lol….I was dismissed to go and think of a way to tell a teacher it’s time for him or her to teach without using the word your period….lol…..I walked off and I didn’t have plans to come back till I will grow old and die…. …at the door one of the Basic Science teachers walked up to me and said loudly….if I had been told you’d end up like this I’d never have believed it…. I thought to myself how have I ended up now I only draw things on my hands and face to with a Pen. I never drew those things anymore.



Another time was my final days in SS3, I kept my hair but shaved then stylishly…I had a crew cut with faded sides popular called punk round cut, I had a comb with me everywhere I went and during Civic Education exams I had finished my papers out of over confidence and the WAEC supervisor said nobody is allowed to leave . I was told to sit at a place separately and I decided to pick up my comb and start combing my hair and the lady was like ….I Dey look you Dey laugh, Mumu no worry you go fail the exam just Dey do fine boy Dey go ( honestly I wasn’t close to being considered an average handsome guy self ), you go Dey house after the exams and then you’ll know what’s ahead of you in life…..you think say you down make am as you done write WAEV abiii No worry you go comb hair you go tire. . I was like…I don tire for all of una abeg and funny enough today I rock a low cut.


Let’s hear from y’all.

franchasng:
Life



Criminal Buhari needs to see these images......an old man that nature and precedence gave a second chance to correct his past mistakes and write his name in gold decided to allow his wickedness, tribalism, hatred for other none-fulanis and share nepotism to push him into destroying the little peace and unity left in Nigeria.






Buhari, wherever you are hear this, God and nature will pay you according to your deeds to None-Fulani Nigerians.....all your family members and friends and associates that support your wickedness and nepotism will also be rewarded by the God of justice and of course mankind before they depart this earth!

Amen