amzee:
Can you be my English teacher?

I won't mind if u teach me what he taught you

next?

what z d Op saying?

abeg I fit c d body part? I sure say no b all get burnt

NaoSlay:
So, I should fry beans?

nop...fry one of ur balls

NaoSlay:
So, I should fry beans?

nop...fry one if ur balls

I will mk kanu as my house boy...

he go b best collabo of d year

ExpensiveG:


Guy why you come dey add petrol on top fire wey don quench


Dat thing still dey make me cry oooo if I remember em, na devil send dat gal.....

na devil tok say mk u throw ur fon also?

ExpensiveG:
As I dey travel from LAGOS to ENUGU, omoh !!! I buy LACASERA and GALA
I come meet wan fine gal inside our bus, as I dey talk to dey gal, make I use style collect her number. Me and dey gal dey gist about states wey we don visit.


Big boy like me, I come dey tell her say, have you been to OBUDU, TROPICANA, Le MERIDIAN.....etc, she was like OMG

Make I throw my LACASERA bottle through Window, I come mistakenly through my PHONE for inside bush. Dey gal come tell me say, *won't you tell dey driver to stop*. Don't worry about it, I'll get a new one. No be bcuz of my phone, I go make passengers vex with driver, wer I wan even start to look for dey phone even though I tell driver make him stop.


Dey thing wey come pain me be say, I no even collect dey gal number...

lol..I never c loser wae pass yhu

..........I sure say dz na joke

akpamuomenka:


Ok

better

akpamuomenka:


All the security Chiefs are of Northern Muslims.
Do you want more logic?.

with the power our vice hv now he can sack them all..where are your logic??

what is this man talking? they want to islamize Nigeria, yet the vise is a Christian not just a Christian.. where is the logic??

u shd report 2 er family instead

Entom:


This is the latest scam now. Nobody should try it. I was scammed

u 2 dae find easy way 2 get money,I sure say ur eyes go don open

Entom:


This is the latest scam now. Nobody should try it. I was scammed

u 2 dae find easy way 2 get money,I sure say ur eyes go don open

runaway lawyer..

next

IpobExposed:




Ipobarecriminals including their doctors sir.


It was Jonathan that spoiled our medical system.


Jonathan the sponsor of IPOB was a curse. Now everyone is traveling abroad to treat themselves.

Shame on PDP

receive sense

.go inspect Lautech..werey man

........... space booked, com and buy 4 shikini money

what am I looking for in a spouse.
Abu Hurairah related that the Prophet said: “Men choose women for four reasons: for their money, for their rank, for their beauty and for their religion, but marry one who is religious and you will succeed” (Bukhari, Muslim). 8
This of course, applies to women as well.
However, religion it seems, is not always foremost in the minds of many people. In fact, it's probably the last factor on too many Muslims' list.
According to Tasneem Qadeer, one of the seven volunteers who runs the Islamic Society of North America's matrimonial service, being a doctor or a lawyer is much more important to many Muslim women than piety.
And the men are not any better. Many matrimonial advertisements in Islamic publications for instance, demonstrate a key demand for a wife who is “fair, slim and beautiful”.
“If we want to have healthy Muslim families then Deen has to be first,” says Aneesah Nadir, president of the Islamic Social Services Association of the United States and Canada.
She is one of the co-developers of the program “Marriage the Islamic way”, which teaches various aspects of marriage such as how to find a spouse, the wedding and the post-wedding marriage relationship

ppl jxt dae bash go..watching in hd ppl jxt dae bash go..watching in hd

busted!!

:odoz haters still think he is a robot

diz guy funny....you painted her eyes and name,and yhu said we shouldn't fall victim of er..our fon na transparent one??

Dope song!! Is there any word I can use apart from dope?

Oya big brother, kol ESE to diary room