₦airaland Forum

Chanchit: That's very simple, your mum is a lesbian and your were adopted.

You Dey Madt. She was only joking!

GEJ TILL 2023!!!

[quote author=eddiebruk][/quote]JISOS!! WTF? IZ THAT U?

Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland!

When a Chick Called Me an Unbreast Feeded Maggot!

Where ma beautiful ladies?

! Lek's.

Wait ooh! I'm I suppose To Laugh?

When I was Arrested By Police 4 the 1st time 2months ago..

When I was Arrested By Police 4 the 1st time 2months ago.

Horror movie!

Horror movie

9ice one ma 1st lady. #GEJTILL2023!

Really? Ok na. *TROW AWAY MA ATM AND JOIN THE QUE*

Pears mixed with Olive Oil!

Genea: How i wan take make ma money bk?

Your Money or Ya Hubby Money? Which one?

Silensa: let me comment before I read

Lwkmd. Nairalander Booking Space Since 500BC.

superior1: Most importantly,
You will have less mouths to feed, the rain will keep a good number indoor

And You'll Lose Their Fat Envelope!

Iceking1: wich kind corper u dey tlk? Na d wire own abi na wich 1

Lwkmd

TheWisest: This is what the spirit of patriotism and contribution should look like... Lesson - we don't need millions to make a difference, even in the life of just one child. Yes, the library doesn't look superb or posh... but it is going to inspire ONE child, who may do great things in the future... because of one corper's little effort. Nigeria is changing.

Word!

Ask4bigneyo: This is an example of ppl that obey d Clarion call.....bt wait oooo,
Hope d guy is nt a relative to Patrick Sawyer?

Lmao!

parklamson: Good one from him but I think that should not be the yeastick of naming him the corps member of the year.

Ingrate!

femixyz: Good job guy. God bless you.

Amen.

Silensa: what is this doing on FP? Is he clamoring for recognition?

Some Nairalanders sha...

ramdris: OK. He try. He should be made chief librarian @ Abuja national library.

Lol

saasala: Nice of him. Only person wey him papa hol wella go fit do this kind thing abeg.

True Talk!

Wtf?

Mist100: This may sound funny. I know the rains bring a certain degree of inconvenience but there are advantages associated with the rains. My views are from one who provides wedding video and photography services.
1. The african skin isnt camera friendly because dark colors absorb light while bright colors reflect light. This explains why europeans appear photogenic in movies and pictures. So whats my point? During the rainy season, your skin is hardly exposed to the darkening effect of the sun hence a natural and harmless lightening or toning of your skin occurs. This makes your photographs and videos come out bright and crisp.

When Technology Blessed Us With Photoshop??

2.Guests are calmer during the rainy season. Heat makes everyone uneasy, restless and unkempt. I have been to events where everyone is busy fanning themselves and praying for the ceremony to be over.[/quote]You Can't Be Serious!

Even with AC's on full blast, the fanning still continues. In such a circumstance, photographs and videos come out a bit scattered with fake and stressful smiles in your pictures.[/quote]Try Thermacool.

So you may consider fixing your wedding on a day with mild rains.


SOURCE http://weddingsbymax..com/2014/08/its-obvious.html[/quote]This Op Must Be High on Dry shit! Couldn't find any sense in ya post!!

Patriotic Citizen. By The Way, Gej Till 2023!!!

amodu: Why you kon dey use paracetamol for another person problem?

Truth they say is better!