The Devil in human form.

2baba's papa..

Chai. Fine man

#NoHomo

With what you put on during the day, one expect you to always have bizzare nightmares..

34 gini?

She go soon nack menopause.

God dey.

Did you actually blush to Korede Bello's wink in Dorobucci video? It is over!!

You tweeted 'Cant wait for FIFA 15', You have no patience. It is over.

Guy: Baby what club do you support?

Babe: Chelsea!

Guy: I hate Mourinho with passion, infact.. It is over

tosscash1:

yea

I don't think so

tosscash1: poo is seriously smelling

Are you making sense?

Seriously speaking...

Which these will scare you the most

• Alone in bed, blanket suddenly shifts

• landlady Screams, at her funeral

• You Awoke Suddenly, Buried Alive.

•You look into a Mirror, your reflection winks

• You live alone, and the Toilet is warm

• You awake in the middle of the Night, the teddy smiles at you

Which would creep you out the most?

I don't know about you though, but that No3 better stay a joke..

‪#‎ SeriouslySpeaking

Swap. Swap swap.

lirusehn: *hisses for 30 minutes*

Mtchewwwwwww

*Spits on your head*

marieolae: Please who cares?

You play and rock the song, don't you?

I saw this post..

Read this write up and share your views DORO song. Listen to the song very attentively and confirm it yourself.

So many people are been blinded by the tones and sounds of music, nobody ever bordered to know the meaning and the words, everybody is busy singing and attaching DORO to even their names, but the big question
is, WHAT IS DORO?

Have you taken your time to listen to this DORO song? I have and I will tell you what is DORO by what the singer sang in the song, it’s a gathering of all the doro worshipers, their she god, each of
them praising and explaining how BIG, HIGH and BLOODY she is, now

Let's fellow the song lyrics, the first singer started by praising, "DORO~Boss, Big, Heavy, Doro~bloody, Doro gather pass
everybody for the gathering, Doro get money pass everybody here"
{meaning that the Doro is richer than all of them singing}.

Now for people who say doro is
money, from these last words, do you think they are referring to money? I am only picking my points from all the singers. So let's
go to the Second singer.

Another praise to their she lord, DORO fresh, flashy, fine pass
everybody wey DORO sing, {meaning that Doro is more pretty then all the singers}.

Think!!!

The third singer started with praise again, DORO na DIVA, {diva means a queen, female celebrity, god}. Doro the leader{meaning doro is a leader as in their leader}. Doro is bigger, Doro is higher so follow the leader, Doro get liver she no dey tire. {meaning that they are referring to she not money not fine}.

Now the forth singer said Doro bad, make nobody try Doro, Doro we get money but lastly she said make nobody join Dorobucci ooo,

The 5th now explain the personality of their god DORO is a
kind of boss, a cheerful giver, doro get pass everybody wey don get before, doro fly pass everybody wey dey this plane,

Now from all this, what is DORO?

They have made their point in the song every other words they added was to confuse us the listeners, they now use it as slang to everything they say because they have sold their soul to it
and they belong to it, so that is why you hear DORO Jazzy cos all are members, just the way Christians call themselves, children of God.

Pick your phone please and play the song and listen carefully.

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HALF-TIME:
Arsenal 0-1 Manchester City

Star

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seyifunmi111: Has OAU released her merit list....... I need urgent reply please

The cut off is not yet out talkless of Merit list

:-P

Chiamaka01:

You said it yourself, it's very reasonable, so go ahead. If i can answer it honestly, i will.

When will you learn to quote people properly?

OAU..I taya for your matter. I swear.

Chiamaka01, I want to ask a very reasonable question that has been bothering my mind ever since. Am I free to ask?

Treasureoluwaseun:
i dey observe as u to dey observe ni oo

The tin taya me. Na so so 300 290 I dey see. OAU, which way na?

Treasureoluwaseun: Kcblunt(m), lilchris04, Chiamaka01(f), coded80, davidmascot(m), johe58, Damfash(m), youngPRO(m), Debbychi(f), XXX5(m) and 5 guest(s). . . Y una no comment nau

Make una try check for English Language (Fac. of Arts) abeg before person pikin kpai for here abeg.

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Thank you so much, you have been of great help

Please how much does the result checker cost? And can I complete my pume registration using my mobie and printing it out later via cafe?