Jhunhior: Nokia n8 for swap

U mind swapping with my torch1? How much u go add join?

funkeyuche: swap with a neat bold5

How much am I adding?

humblesteve: Tecno F8 for sale

Boss I dey eye dat ur phone o... Dash me na

humblesteve:



Lol notin bad bro hope sey dey no kidnap yu




Are u on bbm or what's app

26DAED31 or 2go Hemmanuel4u

Does it fly for 30k? Watz ur location?

youngPRO: Torch 1 for sale.. It is not that roff bt if u insist on changing the case, so be it, every other thing works perfectly... It flys for 15k (non negotiable) or swap with anyfone + cash.. Quote me if intrested

Still very much available

humblesteve:

Bro I greet yu oh whr hv yu been al dis whle its bin lng I c ya online

naso my brother, my hand has been pretty tight dis days.. How u dey?
I got ur PM but I cant really view it due to the problem am having with my e-mail... Hope am save sha?

After u see my unclothedness, what next? Guy no make me vex here.. Comot moni mai carry out the operation.. #NoTime

Idowu ogbo
....As in bathing Sponge?

Idowuogbo:
I get neutralizer for belle! Mo yo ti.

When u turn bottle?

Idowuogbo:
Opa eyin

Me: Bia... Ke dis woman.
Iya Jedi: Na me be this
Me: Opa eyin still dey abi e don finish?
Iya Jedi: for where? E never reach half, how many shot u want?
Me: Me ke? I no de do Opa eyin o, na my guest i wan order am for..pls give her as many shots as possible. By the time she get drunk, she go learn learn to mind ha bizness once a while.

Idowuogbo:
Tea ke? Ur money no reach buy paraga ni?

What is your brand?

Idowuogbo:
Shuuuush it!

Do u mind a cup of tea?

homesteady:

Yimu you don see my picture?? In shut I don vex I go soon upload my picture for here!

Oya na! Wat are u waiting for? Abi ur pishure pass 200kb ni?

Idowuogbo:
Fine pass tani? Dis one done drink expired Kai Kai o

The truth be told.. BTW, no dey drink panadol for anoda man's headache!

Okay...I try small sha. Atlist I fine pass Abu Mikey & Homesteady

Emmmmm... Abu Mikey what happened to the other thread?

Idowuogbo:
Awww...agbero swaggs! I see u! Up national congress

Fine boy dey do agbero? Lol.. As we never con get ride, make we dey use leg inter-state? Madam park well before u kill my career for here..

HMMMM..nice thread.

Am currently in a bus.. Actually traveling, saw this Thread and decided to have my picture here make e for no loss..

Make una Manage am for me abeg

Great_Skess: lmao
Nsi actually means sh*t!
To my brother he actually roasted and cooked goat head.
You can even call it *Ishi-ewu* *Is she a woo*
You can as well tell us the rite spelling

Boss u are right.. U can also call it Isi-ewu

Shola and Sola na same tin

Abbey2sam:

Just balance the equation and stop whining...
Ask your mum to fvck your boyfriend's father


Equation balance

NAWA O! Advicer of life

Nsi-ewu ke?

Na goat shii be dat o

Exponental: Has she smoken something cheaper than weed (igbo)?

lol..badman

Hey! My dad is not involvd in dis matter. Am just asking for asking sake!

You find out that our dad is cheating on your mum with another woman. While you are still trying to decide what to do, you discover that the woman in question is your girlfriend's mum, what would you do?

Reporting LIVE from OFFA, KWARA STATE


Still sunny here. No signs whatsoever... I no sure say eclipse go reach here, cos the sun wey dey shine here fit fry pesin brain..

May this 11th month bring to you PENDING blessings, Victories, Breakthrough, Power to Stand, Love to Share, Faith to Trust, Hope to Preserve.. Happy new month friends.

I hail o my good people *doffs hat*
Am an ND holder in Biz Admin, but I want to go back to study my fav course ENGLISH in OAU
The Jamb combo for English is Eng, lit in Eng, crs, govt, or has it changed?

2) which Federal Uni will u advice me to choose as second choice (that accepts second choice candidates)
Thanks in anticipation.