₦airaland Forum

R2bees: Same here bro.. Toochi

#TeamTochi

Native Name: Toochukwu or Toochi

Meaning: Praise God

#ProudlyIGBO

yinkard4me: . Ow much would u love to sell ur torch 1?

17k.. Add me on 2go for negotiation Hemmanuel4u

youngprofdguru: A 2 months old Techno p3 for swapping of blackberry bold 2....
interested swappers call 07036624185 or whatsapp 07036624185.....

u mind swaping + cash for my Torch1

Jodekss: [size=19]To me o, all is well
Even if the OAU known to being a great citadel
Frowns up to become some scary 101-cell
All is well - 3x
All me's preparing to hear now's father KERESI jingling his golden bell
One school can't dash me hyper-tension jare, lemme tell
Oluwa's always involved jare so all is well
Me dey prepare for work o if I come around late my oga go vex n' yell...

Good morny to all like T.ice, mikkie, nairalane, olastep, depapinx/papindinho, hemmanuel, alabilambert da bomber bad boy, tola etc...and ehm, samleke, etc...


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I hail u to Boss..how did your nyt go?

Lolz...madman!

I smell ban!!!

Cheapgadget6 You don sell your Tour?

Is this what u call "a better thread"?

Happy Birthday President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan...


In other news.....

Akpos called his girlfriend, Joy, on phone, but unfortunately her father, an Army General picked the call:
General: Hello! May I know you?
Caller (Akpos): Sorry I want to speak with Joy, sir.
General: I said who are you and why are you calling my daughter?
Akpos: (Akpos knew he had to act fast) Okay Sir, I am FRANK EDOHO from WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE. Joy’s friend is presently on hot seat and needs her help to answer a question for 2 Million Naira. So the next voice you hear after is hers, the time starts now…….
General: Ooh am very sorry!!! Joy! Joy!! Pls take your phone your friend needs your
help………..
Akpos: The question is, when are you coming tomorrow? A. Morning, B. Afternoon, C.Evening, D. Night.
Joy: D. Night.
Akpos: Are you sure? Final answer?.
Joy: Yes am very sure!
Akpos: okay, greet that father of yours for me.


That what I call sharpest boy ever liveth..

Freiburger: Lol. The late mother of the queen of England was a renowned shoplifter. could this an ageing ailment in some people?

Who knows? Lol

If u have money in thoes 13listed banks, u better run go withdraw ur money or u face the doom! As for me I don withdraw mine put under rug. (if the epistle is real sha)

Annie2gud: Maybe the Old woman is the IYALOJA of the market

The way and manner at which she stole dat undies will even be cleared to a blind man that that woman is far from being an Iyaloja of any market.

Yames70: walking up to her and confronting her inside d market is quite risky,she could stylishly put d stolen goods in ur bag nd start shouting 'ole ole'!here u know say u don enter one chance!!!

Thank you for saying my mind. Moreso. People no go believe coz dey go think say dat woman no fit steal dat undis. Then reverse might just be the case.. Very risky I tell you.

Abu Mikey:

I wouldn't have exposed her....

I would just walk up to her and tell her to pay for it,if she says "no"! Then,I let her be!!

I would do the normal agbero of shouting "thief! Ole!" Cos,I don't want the blood of an old woman on my hands,due to the fact that,she would be severely beaten,and an old woman of about 80 years cannot survive the merciless beating of Market boys.

Exactly. But am a kinda person that doesnt want someone to be beaten in my presence datz why I dint want to expose her coz If I go to her n she deniles the and starts shouting dat I want to stuffs to her, (yoruba mentality) I probably be beaten by the large crowd coz dey (crowd) will believe I made a false allegation at her considering her old age.

Hmmmm..nice responses. But I really wish I knew wat was going in the mind of this woman for her to stoop so low to steal in the market..
Well I traced the woman to tell ha wat was on my mind but before I could say Ak-47, she was no wia to be found. (due to the size of the market)

I was in the market today to get some few stuffs for myself. When I got to a particular store to get a cap, I sighted an old woman (very old, possibly in her 80's) in the third shop to where I was, who was at the rear back of the crowded shop, touching some item which I believed was an underskirt. I ordered for the cap I wanted and paid. As I was about leaving, this old woman looked front, back, left, and right (where I was, but luckily for me I moved my face away quickly from her direction to avoid being caught) she went ahead to insert the items (about 4 underskirt) into th wrapper she tied on her waiste. Atfirst I was schocked!! I was like WTF! An old woman stole? At first I was about exposing her of her evil deed, but a taught came to my mind saying, if this woman gets caught, she will be wounded mercilessly via beating or be killed at the process or let her leave unharmed, I succumb to the latter.

If you were the one what would you have done? Expose her or let her go with the underskirt just like I did?

Okay sir, When are fully ready to accept my 4k, holla.

zevous: How much will add to my curve 3 for ur torch1... Please reply

10k

NL crush?

NL babes are bleeping "strict" for my liking!

Fynest.. I givup

5views..Una no fit type again ba.h? Una dey wait make I come dey hussle post 4 una abi?

Oh.. Back to back crashed...

Guy take time o.. See wetin i dey hussle since?

Elliotwiz1: Questioned

ohhhhhh!

Yes

Sup

Elliot..