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nnachukz:
Drugs? What for if it is pregnancy? My bros just step up the game to quick marriage preparation.

Just need advice please...

I had unprotected 20seconds sex with my girlfriend 13 days ago (didn't cum inside her ) After a week she complains of dizziness every evening and her breasts has swollen. She missed her period on 14th of this month. I got her acute and asked her to test herself. She did and the result was negative. But I'm still scared. Could that be pregnancy?
Please what drugs should I get her.

Good afternoon, doctors in the house. i kindly need your help...
I think i have sleeping problem, it's been over some years now. feel like my internal-clock is malfunctioning or something...
Whenever i sleep early(within this hours... 8-10pm) I find it very difficult and very tired waking up the next day.(it's so annoying i gotta wake up late).
But whenever i sleep late(like within 11pm-2am) i find myself waking up early and very sound.(within this hours 5-6am without alarm). This has forced me into sleeping very,very late for a long period of time now...Please my able doctors advice me on what to do...

God bless.

uselessgoat:
The Igbos in Nigeria Risks been marginalized continuously with their incessant calls for secession instead of been loyal to the Nigerian state. Why cant the Igbos swallow their pride and be like we the Yoruba's who are loyal to the Hausa-Fulani if they want political power or relevance? The British handed over Nigeria to the North and as a matter of fact, the political power of this country belongs to them. If you ever want a Igbo presidency, I advise the Igbos to forget about secession and be ready to work towards Nigeria's development. You can never produce an Igbo president without the Hausa-fulani support or the South west because we have more numbers and we the SW and North are more politically sophisticated than the Igbos. Nnamdi Kanu is only playing on your intelligence and using his hate campaign to raise money. He is fleecing the Igbos with his latest Biafran agitation because Biafra is a failed cause which the Igbo leaders admitted to Benjamin Adekunle and Gowon during their surrender in 1970. Even Ojukwu later apologized to the Nigerian state and was later pardoned and given a state burial. You Igbos need to follow the treaty you signed in the 70's if you don't want to turn your region into another crisis Dungeon. I implore every igbo on this forum to forget their bitterness and hate and embrace ONE NIGERIA. Nnamdi Kanu is hiding in London while pushing you lots to commit treasonable offences in the name of secession. Do not Ignore this warning if you love yourself.

God bless our united Nigeria

Say no to Biafra

-----your username.........say it all..........

Lord have mercy

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God! I hate reading...........
summary please!!!!!

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strange and funny...
I pray the Lord Almighty gives the manhoodless Landlord his manhood back...

I come across this on fb...i though i should share it with my nl paddis

listening to "hustla" by cassidy.....Nice piece bro.

If una wan no welda this ApolO-G of una is accepted or not...make una carry dat una lada com climb my pole.

Too Busy Chasing my dreamS...No room for ReaDing signs...

HOLLY-MOLLY!

I Need not tell you nothing...Your conscience has already done that.

Nobody in the entire universe played this GAME like me.....I was so, so addicted to that game to extend off playing it in my dreams...(the craziest part is...the battery won't just run-down...missed those days like mad.
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I still got it on my PC.....download it here...http://spaceimpactpc.tumblr.com/

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Sorry dude! i have been surfing the net for a year/5 months now without paying a dime* and i will keep on surfing until MTN wakes-up....
"Don't asked HOW cus i developed this little-tiny-teeny software i use on manipulating MTN simCard*

**don't ask for it cus i don't give out** That's why had been able to use it for this long**

**the point is "Buying of any data to me is a sin** **Man! my 2 external 500 HHD are filled**

"""Greetings"""

Please Nairalanders, i'm currently experiencing some problem with my Elite Notebook 2530p.
1.My Touchpad Mouse is incredibly slow and it's kinda freezing....*But my external USB mouse is working perfectly*
2. The keyboard is giving me semilar problem, while i pluged-in my external USB keyboard & is working normal*
3. I got this quick Launch button error on my *device manager* i downloaded the driver from Hp-dot-com and driver it, still my quick launch buttons ain't working...
4. it's generating hell of a heat this past-two-days*, and finally; each time i use the window shout-down process to shout it down it will shutdown in less than 5sec & pop-up this "BIOS Setup corrupt pls contact your manufacturer......bla,bla, untill i had to force it shut-down before it will.
Please i'll be eternally grateful if anyone can help me out...*especially on Number 1 & 2*

*God Bless NL*

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(in rick ross voice)...."this sh*t ain't real if i ain't see no popo guardin' 'em"''''''' Nigg* next time u wanna fake a news make it look real....cus this piece of sh*t is faker than ya gf weav"""

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(in Rick_Ross_Voice_)...."hun" Still in The jungle........."Y'all NiGG*s Gotta be careful On whom Y'all tryna hyp"'' From" Cus Everybody in this hood "Got A-Loaded-Choppa" We ain't Got Time-For-popo'..................Buhzz

Man most survive

Just starin' and smilin' (In rick_Ross voice)==>This ain't funny.

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Not again!!! US! US!! US!!!...How many times have i called you?...What's your problem with us? just mind ya own business and quit poking ya noise into Nigeria AFFAIRS.

ask Google

Another Angel seeker......you can't just get all in human...Everyone got a weakness.....is your duty to make it his strength.....
Don't make a mistake you'll live to regret.....................................am out

Funny....Just another means 0f getting money and growing ridiculous big-fat-pot-bellies...
i bet y'all; the space available in the Tertiary inst. ain't even close to 40% of this 1.somethin' candidates...
My sympathies to this year jamb victims...wish you success next year...