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Justdulla:
she think say the world dey roatate around her bum bum

lolsssss laughing in CSK MOSCOW

nikkypearl:

na so your own butt be ? why the tounge ?

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These are actually fish A
shellfish to be precise. Don’t have a dirty mind
and think this looks like something else.



see more photos

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Having a very big bum could be appealing to
make folks but the ‘natural asset’ also comes
with its own challenges quietly endured by
women.
These are the silent pains of a woman/lady
with a massive bum:

1. Dresses that fit your waistline but pull up at
the bottom because of your wide hips and big
backside.

2. Taking hours to wear a pair of jeans or
trousers that fit easily to your legs but refuse
to cover your bum.

3. Walking into a room and men chase you
like crazy because all they see is your a**.

4. They forget that people interact before
when they meet for the first time.

5. Struggling to sit down those tiny spaced
chairs on a flight, talk less of putting on your
seat belt. Sometimes ones bum is so big that
your scared of bending down or squatting
because anytime you do something gets torn.

6. Price of custom fitted pants or shorts have
skyrocketed. Same thing goes for great fitting
panties

7. Its uncomfortable to sit on chairs because
your your bum keeps spilling out of the side.

8. Your self conscious in church especially
because of the men sitting behind you.

9. When you get up, some of them get instant
hard-ons! You feel like the devil.

10. Theres the risk of knocking things over
without you noticing. Even someones child!!!

11. People recognize you from a distance
because of your humongous backside..Your
shadow even. (lol…betrayed by the booty).

12. Your leggings become see through
because the material becomes overstretched
at the back.

13. Walking up stairs when someone is right
behind you makes you extremely
uncomfortable.

14. You can’t wear mini skirts because your
big bakassi always wants to pop out to say
hello.

15. Your best friends always want to use your
big booty as a pillow irrespective of how
many cushions you have at home. Or maybe
they want to use it as a table for putting their
food or drinks.

16. Your girlfriends feel uncomfortable
introducing you to their boyfriends or
husbands because they fear you’ll snatch
them.

17. No matter how well you tighten your belt,
your underwear always want to make an
appearance.

18. Always stand out in group photos.
Especially when the photographer says
everyone should turn around.

19. More people want to meet your a** more
than they want to meet you.

20. The massive bum has a way of attracting
flirty guys who just want to have s*x without
any strings attached.



source...... http://www.irockng.com/2017/01/top-struggles-big-butt-women-understand/

bae be like. John gimme your phone I want to play super Mario
some minutes later
Bae asks who is rose and I'm like which level is that

So many upcoming artist believe without the helps of bloggers and PR's they gonna blow and be known all over, some underrate some upcoming blogs and bloggers when they give in the act of promoting thier tracks , and some on the other hand can afford to pay thier producers, and they will be coming to bloggers inbox pleading for free music promotion and hyping , why ??





Building Relationships

Many artists do not take the time to build relationships both in the industry and with their fans and bloggers around them and It’s very important you build relationship with promoters & your fans . Yes even with your money some will have you begging them to feature your work but if remember success is your aim . Successful artists do both, and they know how to keep and continuously deepen those relationships.





why do you upcoming bloggers underrate upcoming blogs and bloggers ??

do they even think upcoming blogs cant get to the top or do they even think upcoming blogs arent fit enough to offer them what they want by uploading thier tracks and hype them for a life time service ??

i was just browsing through my facebook when a fellow blogger C.E.O of trendjamz tagged me to an attention of a post how an upcoming artist Degree Badbwoy got to pay Makinde Azeez C.E.O. of a top entertainment blog in nigeria Naijaloaded for a music promotion service on naijaloaded. for a particular period of time and after a short period of time his track. was deleted. and he reported to him to through his Facebook thinking it was an error . and hoping for the rectification. and things went out of his expectation when the so called makinde azeez of naijaloaded got him blocked , so bad here is a screenshot.
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source.....http://www.baze24.com/2016/11/must-read-upcoming-arts-like-song-not-naijaloaded-like-not-blown-see/

lala food don show ...thread for the snake lovers


This video was sent to us by a baze24 media user from offa; He said the two snakes were killed inside same house, on same spot. But something still get me worried, and i must confess that we are still very backward in Africa. I know the first thought that would come to these people’s mind would be that the snakes were sent by their enemies. Some who don’t care will immediately roast it or make pepper soup out of it. lols… Or my fellow Nigerians, what do you think?


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watch video here..............http://www.baze24.com/2016/11/shocking-video-two-big-snakes-killed-one-house-spot/

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Download and watch the video of an interview
of a young boy who is dreaming of been a
Gee Boi (yahoo yahoo) in the nearest future .
he is even swearing , so so funny , what’s
your say on this viewer ? Let’s hear from you ,
make use of of the comment box below and
let’s know what you’ve got to say about this .
Watch the video below and download

download video here.......... http://www.baze24.com/2016/11/watch-video-young-boy-dreams-yahoo-boy-nearest-future/

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Download and watch the video of an interview
of a young boy who is dreaming of been a
Gee Boi (yahoo yahoo) in the nearest future .
he is even swearing , so so funny , what’s
your say on this viewer ? Let’s hear from you ,
make use of of the comment box below and
let’s know what you’ve got to say about this .
Watch the video below and download

download video here.......... http://www.baze24.com/2016/11/watch-video-young-boy-dreams-yahoo-boy-nearest-future/

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Another Miss Cucumber Spoted on Facebook
She caption it with ” Hmmm my babayboo my
love for yhou is unbreakable, i love you know
matter what happen you are always in my
mind, you have a place in my heart, is like a
bea much love for you honey, am always
happy i never get board because of anyone.
Happy tiany with zero worries. 100% ” Spotted
By Alaboyking

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see more photos + video here........... http://www.baze24.com/2016/11/another-miss-cucumber-spoted-facebook/

what else do you want me to be attracted to. ..eh ?? if its not the boobies . bro its not attractive to me

KingEbukasBlog:
This thread has over 13,000 views in one week without hitting front page

Most of its traffic must have come from google

na so I see am o

Lolssssss.............laughing in Swahili

abeg where is lala, lala abeg come EPP push this post enter the promise land biko FP


Slangs were everywhere in secondary school, and there was a slang for practically everything. Here are some popular slangs you must have used in secondary school.

1. Baff up- To dress to kill

E.g – I’m going to baff up seriously for social night.
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2. Efiko- A very brilliant person

E.g- Stella is an efiko, she’s always in the library studying.

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3. Yab- To make fun of someone

E.g- I’m going to yab Ola for wearing a short skirt with her yam legs.
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4. Gbagaun- To make grammatical blunders

E.g- The English teacher is always making gbagauns.

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5. Dub- To copy someone else’s work in an exam/test

E.g I plan to dub Stella in the exam, I haven’t read anything.

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6. Mescaphon- To misbehave or mess up

E.g- I’m going to slap my new roommate if she mescaphons again.

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7. Juvie- Junior student

E.g- All these juvies are too rude.
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8. Jand – Abroad

E.g- Only the big boys in school spend their holidays in jand.

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9. Jack- To read very hard

E.g- I need to jack biology seriously if I want to pass this exam.
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10. Princy- Principal

E.g – Princy is coming! Everyone stop making noise.

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11. Crash- To sleep

E.g- After serving punishment, we all went to crash.

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12. Ababio- Chemistry textbook.

E.g – Borrow me your Ababio, please.

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13. Attachee- Someone that is only friends with you for your food or provisions

E.g- That girl does not know more than doing Attachee.

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14. Expo- Exposure of questions before examinations

E.g- I pray we get expo for the maths exam.


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15. Efizzy- Show off or pull effect with something

E.g – Ada likes to do too much efizzy.

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15. Fashi- To forget/leave

E.g- You just fashied me like that, it’s not fair o.

[img]16. Fashi- To forget/leave

E.g- You just fashied me like that, it’s not fair o.[/img]


17. Fikemba- Physics, Chemistry, Biology.

E.g We have double periods of fikemba today.

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18. Garium Sulphate- Garri

E.g- The best thing to drink on a sunny afternoon like this is Garium sulphate and cold water.

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19. ITK- ‘I too know’

E.g – Tola’s ITK will put her in trouble one day.

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20. Spark/Rake-When someone is upset with you and expresses their anger

E.g- Tola really sparked for Ada this evening o.

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21. Fap- Steal

E.g – They are always fapping biros in this class.

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22. Behind- To be posh

E.g – That girl that just came from America is so Behind.

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23. FFO- For food only

E.g – Ade is an FFO, he’s always begging for food.

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24. NFA- No future ambition

E.g – Ola is an NFA, he still hasn’t finished filling his jamb form.

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25. Bang- To fail

E.g – Everyone in the class banged the maths test.
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26. Form- To put on airs in order to impress others

E.g- That girl loves to form.

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The emergence of billionaire businessman, Donald Trump as the 45th president of the United States of America has caused panic among some Nigerians living in the USA.
Comments monitored by baze24.com on micro-blogging site, Twitter shows that some Nigerians in America are already contemplating coming back to their home country.
While some have already bought their tickets, others are in panic mode and are already tweeting about making plans to return.
Below are some of the tweets:

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The emergence of billionaire businessman, Donald Trump as the 45th president of the United States of America has caused panic among some Nigerians living in the USA.

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1.that awkward moment Donald trump finally wins USA presidential election and you remember the prophecy TB joshua made and you be like writing him a letter of acknowledging his false prophecy
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2. we know we nigerians no dey carry last, no mattter the condition., some nigerians be like since Donald Don kuku win the election, oboi make i follow first train enter naija before dem start to dey pursue us
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3. oh No..muritala muhammed International airport gonna welcome some uncles and aunties that has refused to come back home since 20years ago….and there arrival park gonna be like birds flying
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4.that moment when prof wole soyinka heard trump is being annouced as the new president of america and he will be like no be joke i dey joke ni?? tear watin??
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5. that awkward moment everybody wanna be back home they be like rushing the ship

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source................http://www.baze24.com/2016/11/funny-photos-nigerians-donald-trump-wins-usa-presidential-election/

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I don’t know if this is another gag by comedic Nigerian actor John ‘Mr Ibu’ Okafor, but according to him, on Saturday, God showed a serious end time signal in Israel. Like magic, a circular object formed in the sky and there were heavy sounds of trumpets in the heavens.

The wonders that happened yesterday in d morning in Israel. God showed his signal with trumpet sound in a circle object formed by cloud in d sky every body stood still till it disappeared . pls have ur life cleaned up and be ready in think the D day is close by

Watch Video Below here..........................http://www.baze24.com/2016/11/jesus-christ-end-time-trumpet-heard-sky-israel-watch-video/

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Scientists have been left baffled as more and more sharks with two heads continue to surface. It is rumoured the mutation was caused due to genetic abnormalities triggered by overfishing.

The puzzling trend started in 2008, when fisherman, Christian Johnson caught a two-headed blue shark embryo off the coast of Australia. In 2013, a group of Floridian fishermen strained to haul in a large Bull shark, but upon gutting it found that its uterus housed a two-headed fetus.

Blue sharks have so far produced the most two-headed offspring, because they carry large litters of up to 50 babies at a time in the womb.

More recently, Spanish researchers have now found a two-headed Atlantic sawtail catshark embryo while rearing hundreds of sharks for human-health research. An eagle-eyed scientist spotted it through one of the sharks’ characteristic see-through eggs. The resulting study has been published in the Journal of Fish Biology. The catfish embryo was no ordinary mutant. It is the first discovered example of a two-headed shark born by a oviparous shark species – a shark that lays eggs. The researchers carefully opened the egg in order to study the strange embryo.

Study leader Professor Valentín Sans-Coma is unsure if the embryo would have survived had they left it to hatch naturally. It is likely that these embryos don’t live for long after hatching, which could explain why two-headed egg-laying sharks have never been found before.
What prompted this rising trend in two-headed shark discoveries currently remains a mystery to science. While their numbers are rising, sightings are few and far between, making it difficult for researchers to pin down exactly what triggers the mythical mutation. Professor Sans-Coma’s team suggest that genetic mutations may be behind their catfish finding.

Their embryos are grown in a lab with almost 800 other specimens, meaning they were unlikely to have exposure to any mutating infections, chemicals or radiation.

Wild sharks’ rising mutation rates could come from a variety of factors, including viral infections or pollution. Some researchers have suggested that over-fishing may be the culprit.

As shark population numbers dwindle, their gene pool shrinks, giving rise to more inbreeding which carries a high risk of passing on crippling genetic abnormalities. Marine scientist Nicolas Ehemann recently discovered the first two-headed shark ever found in the Caribbean Sea. Ehemann speculates that the high prevalence of two-headed sharks in nature points to over-fishing as the likely origin. A master’s student at the National Polytechnic Institute in Mexico, Ehemann agrees that the shrinking shark gene pool brought about by fishing will likely lead to rising numbers of birth defects.

Another marine scientist, Dr Felipe Galván-Magaña, believes that the hysteria around two-headed sharks is misplaced. He argues that the numbers of these sharks aren’t growing at all. In fact, the surge in sightings results from the rising number of new scientific journals to publish in. Dr Galván-Magaña is no stranger to mutant sharks.

A ‘cyclops shark,’ with a single, functioning eye, was caught off the coast of Mexico in 2011 and brought to his lab. The defect was caused by a congenital condition called cyclopia, which can affect several animal species, including people. Accessible specimens of mutated sharks are few and far between, making them challenging for scientists to study.
‘I would like to study these things, but it’s not like you throw out a net and you catch two-headed sharks every so often,’ says Ehemann. ‘It’s random.’

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source...........................http://www.baze24.com/2016/11/2-headed-fish-caught-fisherman-throw-people-confusion/

in this buhari era ehn

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Wow…Miss Anambra , Chidinma Okeke has been an out burst over this few weeks and She’s been already asked to join the popular p0rn video site for casting.

CHECK THE PICS BELOW FOR PROVE:

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source...................................http://www.baze24.com/2016/11/07/miss-anambra-2015-chidinma-okeke-gets-invitation-from-p0rn-site-for-casting-see-prove/

hotspec:
Too bad. Meanwhile in another news...

I'm always the number one on the list of noise makers back then is OSOS

I just dey imagine am. if na so dick cost or scarce for town ......cucumber !!! . OK o.....no wonder some ladies go say I don't need a man in my life. so na cucumber dey serve una right abi.....