₦airaland Forum

More tax revenue for LASG. Lagos is truly the pacesetter state

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Boko haram and Viagra. They don't want to wait for their 72 virgins?

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oluwasegun007:
ur own go pass abulmutalab own

CFCman:


Anyway, she turns 18 in July, so you could legally date her

Your head is there

The should be asking for 884 billion dollars not naira. If this had happened in America, you for see heavy fine. Na our corrupt politicians and judges dey fall our hand

Very soon, Nigeria will be borrowing money from Lagos

With Fashola in charge of that ministry, I am VERY confident great strides will be made in the power sector. Let's be patient with Raji. He is a very competent performer who knows that this is a golden opportunity to show why he should be voted President one day

OP which kain WAEC question be this?

Is the PDP 'Youth' leader not 54 years old?

These BH cowards have seats reserved for them in hell-fire

I'll see her there when school starts. If you think I am lying, call the Dean and ask whether I am a student. I am in the Department of Female Anatomy

With death penalty punishment, people no dey hear word

The minister of post communication has posted himself out of office

He should clap for himself. Kpam kpam kpamkpamkpam kpam

Buhari is still trying to islamize Nigeria according to wailers

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I have concluded that the most corrupt arm of government is the legislature.

Overinflated salaries

Buying themselves landcruisers after being paid transportation allowance

Nobody knows what they do with their constituency allowance

They only meet 2-3 days a week for half of the year and collect a full-year's salary

Some of them do not contribute to the discussion on the floor. Few of them will be sleeping while getting paid

At night when they should be sleeping, they will pack oloshos and full NICON hotel in Garki Area 1

Even when there are important bills like increasing punishment for corrupt public officials, they will frustrate it. Ask them to pass a law allowing 70 year old men to marry 10 year old girls now, they will be shouting 'Aye'

Let them continue. I am working on a plan to begin massive recall of senators wey dey f.uc.k up. It will be unveiled in due time

Wouldn't it make business sense to rent these properties at lower prices rather than leave them vacant? Landlord will be asking for #4 million for a 2 bedroom apartment? Do I look like Diezani boyfriend?

It is just because I am saving money to marry DJ Cuppy. Otherwise I for just buy all these houses and dash them to people

Nonsense

How do you people not see that the reason he was phucking a 50 yr old woman was to get money to sponsor his lazy lifestyle? This boy is a disgrace to manhood

OP can you not spell 'for'? Na wah o

Devil has reserved seat for this man in hell fire

I am anti-PDP but to say the truth, this man is performing. Surprisingly, wailers will not give this man half the praise they give Fayose.

Imagine if this was done by their golden boy fayose. Nairaland servers for don collapse

The double standard in Nigeria is disgusting. If it was a common man, the choppers will be sitting in the police compound collecting dust

This is the only decent man left in PDP. It's a shame he shares that party with the likes of fayose

Wailers come and mourn your brothers

The judge should be allowed to finish presiding over Saraki's case first before he steps down

LMAO. OP your caption is on point.

Gotta love Amaechi though

Lion of Ubima & slayer of the Jonathans/PDP

SeverusSnape:
Kudos to the Nigerian Army.

Modified:

Mtcheeww... I even thought they were items recovered by the Army. My bad.

What does celebrating a weapons capture by terrorists say about you?

NA will continue to kill these your brothers like chickens until none of them are left

How many appeals will Saraki file?

Who appeal epp?

OP where did the GMD mention scarce forex as a reason for decline in his company's profits? These are financial results from the entire 2015 fiscal year. Forex scarcity began at the end of last year.

By the way, you did not ask yourself the question: which bank makes 82% of its profit by trading forex? You forgot to include the major reasons why banks are seeing a decline in profits. They are no longer keeping government money due to TSA which was implemented last year.

It's also happening with other banks
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/04/profits-5-banks-drop-n10-52bn-first-quarter/

It's just worst with first bank because they were the biggest beneficiary of Govt officials stashing MDA money in accounts to generate interest

Wailers making noise as though GEJ did anything to improve the economic lot of Nigerians. The buffoon was mortgaging the future of the country by squandering and borrowing in a time of plenty, allowing corrupt persons enrich themselves (as dasukigate has shown), 20,000 killed and 2 million displaced by boko haram, etc

Yet its PMB who's working to rectify these issues (e.g BH is dying) is the one to be blamed. Agbayas

Where did he get money to build the tallest drum in Africa?

Only wailers will keep quiet when there is at least one bomb per day blast under GEJ but complain about insecurity under PMB when boko haram is pretty much toothless

Only wailers will keep quiet when the external reserve is depleted from over $60bn to $30bn with crude oil selling at over $100 per barrel but will complain about depleting reserves under PMB when crude oil is selling at $28

Only wailers will keep quiet when no significant arrest was made and not a single person was convicted of corruption under GEJ but will cry witchhunt when Dasuki, Dokpesi and pot-bellied service chiefs are arrested by EFCC for siphoning funds meant for securing lives and property

Only wailers will hail Fayose as the best ever governor but say that Fashola is the worst governor ever liveth

Only wailers will tell you that TSA was GEJ's idea but refuse to tell you why he could not implement it in six years but took PMB only six months


GEJ's achievement according to him is that he came into office when Dangote was the richest man in Nigeria and he left with Dangote as the richest man in Africa

Back to the topic, Madam Ambassador please tell us something we don't know

Please what is CNPP?

Is it the name of a person, an animal, place or thing?

Ah ah OP do you want to kill wailers with high blood pressure?