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Politics / Re: Aje Oil Field Begins Production As Lagos Joins Oil Producing States by YoursGEJ(m): 6:33am On May 04, 2016
More tax revenue for LASG. Lagos is truly the pacesetter state

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Politics / Re: Army Intercepts Boko Haram Logistic Team, Nabbed With Viagra by YoursGEJ(m): 6:30am On May 04, 2016
Boko haram and Viagra. They don't want to wait for their 72 virgins?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Malia Obama Is Going To Harvard by YoursGEJ(m): 11:05pm On May 03, 2016
oluwasegun007:



ur own go pass abulmutalab own

grin grin grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Malia Obama Is Going To Harvard by YoursGEJ(m): 7:09am On May 03, 2016
CFCman:

grin

Anyway, she turns 18 in July, so you could legally date her cheesy

Your head is there cheesy

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Demands N884b Compensation From Shell by YoursGEJ(m): 6:08am On May 03, 2016
The should be asking for 884 billion dollars not naira. If this had happened in America, you for see heavy fine. Na our corrupt politicians and judges dey fall our hand
Politics / Re: Lagos: ‘we’re Targeting N50b Monthly IGR’ by YoursGEJ(m): 5:54am On May 03, 2016
Very soon, Nigeria will be borrowing money from Lagos grin grin

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Government Targets 7000MW Of Electricity By 2017- VP Osinbajo by YoursGEJ(m): 5:51am On May 03, 2016
With Fashola in charge of that ministry, I am VERY confident great strides will be made in the power sector. Let's be patient with Raji. He is a very competent performer who knows that this is a golden opportunity to show why he should be voted President one day
Politics / Re: Do PDP Really Need The Old Folks Now Or The Young Hearted To Be Formidable? by YoursGEJ(m): 5:47am On May 03, 2016
OP which kain WAEC question be this?

Is the PDP 'Youth' leader not 54 years old?
Politics / Re: Troops Rescue 80-yr-old Man From Boko Haram Terrorists (photo) by YoursGEJ(m): 5:46am On May 03, 2016
These BH cowards have seats reserved for them in hell-fire
Foreign Affairs / Re: Malia Obama Is Going To Harvard by YoursGEJ(m): 5:44am On May 03, 2016
I'll see her there when school starts. If you think I am lying, call the Dean and ask whether I am a student. I am in the Department of Female Anatomy

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Crime / Re: See Pics Of A Lady Captured With 193 Wraps Of Cocaine Hidden In Sweets At MMIA by YoursGEJ(m): 5:38am On May 03, 2016
With death penalty punishment, people no dey hear word

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Enock Ruberangaba Sebineza Masturbating In His Office (Photos) by YoursGEJ(m): 10:55pm On May 02, 2016
The minister of post communication has posted himself out of office

He should clap for himself. Kpam kpam kpamkpamkpam kpam

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Politics / Re: Buhari Meets With Catholic Bishops In Aso Rock by YoursGEJ(m): 10:46pm On May 02, 2016
Buhari is still trying to islamize Nigeria according to wailers

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Politics / Re: Budget 2016 Slashed From 500bn To 75bn by YoursGEJ(m): 10:34pm On May 02, 2016
I have concluded that the most corrupt arm of government is the legislature.

Overinflated salaries

Buying themselves landcruisers after being paid transportation allowance

Nobody knows what they do with their constituency allowance

They only meet 2-3 days a week for half of the year and collect a full-year's salary

Some of them do not contribute to the discussion on the floor. Few of them will be sleeping while getting paid

At night when they should be sleeping, they will pack oloshos and full NICON hotel in Garki Area 1

Even when there are important bills like increasing punishment for corrupt public officials, they will frustrate it. Ask them to pass a law allowing 70 year old men to marry 10 year old girls now, they will be shouting 'Aye'

Let them continue. I am working on a plan to begin massive recall of senators wey dey f.uc.k up. It will be unveiled in due time

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Properties / Re: Abuja: Many Houses, No Tenants • Changing Face Of A Federal Capital by YoursGEJ(m): 10:14pm On May 02, 2016
Wouldn't it make business sense to rent these properties at lower prices rather than leave them vacant? Landlord will be asking for #4 million for a 2 bedroom apartment? Do I look like Diezani boyfriend? angry

It is just because I am saving money to marry DJ Cuppy. Otherwise I for just buy all these houses and dash them to people

Nonsense

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Celebrities / Re: Dr Vivian Oputa, Teebillz Babymama by YoursGEJ(m): 2:23pm On May 02, 2016
How do you people not see that the reason he was phucking a 50 yr old woman was to get money to sponsor his lazy lifestyle? This boy is a disgrace to manhood

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Politics / Re: Pic:Man Arrested In Anambra State 4 Killing His Brother & Burying Him In A Bush by YoursGEJ(m): 6:21am On May 02, 2016
OP can you not spell 'for'? Na wah o

Devil has reserved seat for this man in hell fire
Politics / Re: Cross River State Governor Shocks Workers, Pays May Salary. by YoursGEJ(m): 6:18am On May 02, 2016
I am anti-PDP but to say the truth, this man is performing. Surprisingly, wailers will not give this man half the praise they give Fayose.

Imagine if this was done by their golden boy fayose. Nairaland servers for don collapse
Politics / Re: Iyabo Anisulowo: Police Deploy Helicopters To Search For Kidnapped Senator by YoursGEJ(m): 6:14am On May 02, 2016
The double standard in Nigeria is disgusting. If it was a common man, the choppers will be sitting in the police compound collecting dust

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Politics / Re: NASS Will Not Support The Creation Of Grazing Reserves–ekweremadu by YoursGEJ(m): 6:12am On May 02, 2016
This is the only decent man left in PDP. It's a shame he shares that party with the likes of fayose

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Politics / Re: Troops Arrest Boko Haram Logistic Elements & Kids Wearing Their New Uniform(pics by YoursGEJ(m): 6:27am On Apr 28, 2016
Wailers come and mourn your brothers grin grin

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Politics / Re: Saraki’s Trial: 17 Political Parties Ask CCT Judge To Resign by YoursGEJ(m): 6:23am On Apr 28, 2016
The judge should be allowed to finish presiding over Saraki's case first before he steps down cheesy

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Politics / Re: Caption This Pics Of The Minister Of Finance And Amaechi by YoursGEJ(m): 6:21am On Apr 28, 2016
LMAO. OP your caption is on point.

Gotta love Amaechi though

Lion of Ubima & slayer of the Jonathans/PDP

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Captures Military Items From Soldiers In Borno - Terror Monitor (Pics by YoursGEJ(m): 3:53pm On Apr 27, 2016
SeverusSnape:
Kudos to the Nigerian Army.

Modified:

Mtcheeww... I even thought they were items recovered by the Army. My bad.

What does celebrating a weapons capture by terrorists say about you?

NA will continue to kill these your brothers like chickens until none of them are left grin grin

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Politics / Re: CCT Trial: You Have No Power To Try Me – Saraki Dares Tribunal Judge by YoursGEJ(m): 3:43pm On Apr 27, 2016
How many appeals will Saraki file?

Who appeal epp?
Business / Re: First Bank’s Profit Plunges 82% In 2015 by YoursGEJ(m): 6:54am On Apr 27, 2016
OP where did the GMD mention scarce forex as a reason for decline in his company's profits? These are financial results from the entire 2015 fiscal year. Forex scarcity began at the end of last year.

By the way, you did not ask yourself the question: which bank makes 82% of its profit by trading forex? You forgot to include the major reasons why banks are seeing a decline in profits. They are no longer keeping government money due to TSA which was implemented last year.

It's also happening with other banks
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/04/profits-5-banks-drop-n10-52bn-first-quarter/

It's just worst with first bank because they were the biggest beneficiary of Govt officials stashing MDA money in accounts to generate interest

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Responsible For Poverty Pervading Nigeria - Buhari by YoursGEJ(m): 7:34am On Apr 25, 2016
Wailers making noise as though GEJ did anything to improve the economic lot of Nigerians. The buffoon was mortgaging the future of the country by squandering and borrowing in a time of plenty, allowing corrupt persons enrich themselves (as dasukigate has shown), 20,000 killed and 2 million displaced by boko haram, etc

Yet its PMB who's working to rectify these issues (e.g BH is dying) is the one to be blamed. Agbayas
Politics / Re: We Did Not Divert Bailout Funds- Gov. Aregbesola by YoursGEJ(m): 7:19am On Apr 25, 2016
Where did he get money to build the tallest drum in Africa? grin grin

Politics / Re: Jonathan Showed No Political Will In Fight Against Boko Haram – US Envoy by YoursGEJ(m): 7:13am On Apr 25, 2016
Only wailers will keep quiet when there is at least one bomb per day blast under GEJ but complain about insecurity under PMB when boko haram is pretty much toothless

Only wailers will keep quiet when the external reserve is depleted from over $60bn to $30bn with crude oil selling at over $100 per barrel but will complain about depleting reserves under PMB when crude oil is selling at $28

Only wailers will keep quiet when no significant arrest was made and not a single person was convicted of corruption under GEJ but will cry witchhunt when Dasuki, Dokpesi and pot-bellied service chiefs are arrested by EFCC for siphoning funds meant for securing lives and property

Only wailers will hail Fayose as the best ever governor but say that Fashola is the worst governor ever liveth grin

Only wailers will tell you that TSA was GEJ's idea but refuse to tell you why he could not implement it in six years but took PMB only six months


GEJ's achievement according to him is that he came into office when Dangote was the richest man in Nigeria and he left with Dangote as the richest man in Africa grin grin

Back to the topic, Madam Ambassador please tell us something we don't know

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Politics / Re: Sack Fashola, Amaechi Now, CNPP Tells Buhari by YoursGEJ(m): 7:12am On Apr 25, 2016
Please what is CNPP?

Is it the name of a person, an animal, place or thing?

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Politics / Re: Troops Ambush Boko Haram Terrorists Escaping Sambisa Forest (PHOTOS) by YoursGEJ(m): 7:09am On Apr 25, 2016
Ah ah OP do you want to kill wailers with high blood pressure? grin grin

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