₦airaland Forum

Happy birthday, Karashika

God showed that he loves Nigeria by kicking the fisherman out of office

DickDastardly:
Even if Jonathan is caught dining with my enemy, raping my mother and sister, murdering my brother or burning down my father's house with picture evidence, he remains my HERO.
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Fixed. You're welcome. Don't menshun

Na me send the man because my ogogoro don finish. Pls release him. Ordinary stealing is what you guys are making noise about.

Gulak is talking true o. This is ordinary stealing and not corruption. If $2 billion is missing, America will know because it is their money. How many peugeot can $2 billion buy sef that everybody is making noise?

Anyway, if EFCC are looking for me, they should come to my house. Address is #1 Otuoke Road, Otuoke. The road is not tarred so please drive Jeep. There is no clean drinking water so please bring your own bottle water if you need to drink water. I only serve ogogoro and moonshine in my house. If you can bring Deziani while you are coming, I will be happy because I no dey see my wife again

Tenk

Ex-governor Wike, please keep the commendation to yourself. It is too late to befriend Amechi now. He's not on your level pls. He's a minister of the Federal Republic of Nigeria and you are a jobless man

OZAOEKPE:
Buhari MAKA WHY? LEAVE PROBE AND FOCUS ON THE ECONOMY

What is the difference?

By the way, aren't there ministers? For Finance, budget planning, power, transport, petroleum, etc. Should Buhari do their jobs for them?

I like Magu's EFCC strategy. They should have hundreds of charges against these thieves and charge them to court with one charge per day. As soon as they are granted bail, they should re-arrest the ole inside the court premises and charge them again the next day. This should be done for about 2 months before they are actually arraigned for their crimes.

These thieves think they are wise. Pikin wey say him mama no go sleep, na die well him dey

preetyb:
100m for what?.

preetyb:
100m for what!

My sister abeg help me ask them o.

PDP wanted to buy the last elections like how person dey buy groundnut for market. #100 million for "mobilization"?

May amadioha strike them and their supporters with 1000000 volts of hot thunder soaked in pepper

This is not corruption. Ordinary transfer of money from one account to another and you people are complaining? #wailerslogic

Trust wailers to somehow blame PMB for this

If you collected $150,000, make EFCC come carry you jare

If Jonathan had performed in office, he wouldn't have needed billions of dollars in blood money to bribe PDP delegates and the electorate.

My ambition is not worth the blood of any Nigerian. Maybe he thought he was President of Benin Republic because thousands soldiers and civilians have died at the hands of BH because he deliberately chose to misappropriate money meant for prosecuting the war against BH

Don't worry EFCC is saving the best for last. BTW, why have we not heard from the hero of democracy in a while?

Fayose and FFK have been awfully quiet since Dasuki started singing like Davido. FFK don stop tweeting and Fayose has not taken picture in one week. I think the file for Southwest was at the bottom of the pile and EFCC is just getting to it. There is no way in hell that those two men did not get a cut of the money to "mobilize" voters in their region like the others. Especially Fayose that was taking out #5 million front-page ad in every newspaper to wish Buhari dead. The chicken is about to come home to roost.

Both of them will be kirikiri bunk mates

Nobody there stun me. I still dey kampe.

So OP please change the title. Tenk

If Jonathan had performed in office, he wouldn't have needed billions of dollars in blood money to bribe PDP delegates and the electorate.

My ambition is not worth the blood of any Nigerian. Maybe he thought he was President of Benin Republic because thousands soldiers and civilians have died at the hands of BH because he deliberately chose to misappropriate money meant for prosecuting the war against BH

BTW, why have we not heard from the hero of democracy in a while?

This guy is trying in his own little way to make life better for people. Some others like so-called pastors, are phucking women in London hotels and buying themselves Porsche claiming it was donated.

God watches us all in 3D

Yesterday I met my High School Maths Teacher in town and he asked me to show him where Access Bank is located. I looked at him and smile, and I said,'Make a 270 degree turn and take a left transect of about
1.8meters. You turn to an offset of 40 degrees protracted from the normal or geographical point and you will see a shop, which is perpendicular to the horizontal height of the tall building in a curved angle of
300 meters and turn right at 19degrees sharp. You will see a building with a roof trunacated at 120cm to the zenith, within the quaduarant of 0.4mm, using the pythagoras theorem. You will find the bank at a radius of
log7 raised to power4 (take pie to be= 3.14)...
The Teacher nearly fainted........ ... I made him feel what I felt while sitting in his class and worst of all, sitting to his exams.

Any judge that will grant "perpetual stay of execution" against EFCC regarding these thieves that siphoned money eh, Amadioha and Sango will combine thunder to fire him or her

Soldiers and civilians died at the hands of Boko haram and their blood is on the hands of those PDP chieftains

The daughter definitely looks like she can be the mother of his last wife

Are you people seeing what I am saw?

E remain make Dino deny the bill like Peter denied say him know Jesus.

Sahara reporters really light fire under Dino Melaye's yansh. Politicians take note

Monalisa185:
if you no rock you hubby shirt, na me wan rock am for you?

Speechless3:
Wow...*stands and claps hard*

Sommyangel:
Mtcheeew

All these bad belle gals on NL lemme tell you. The Federal Ministry of Health warns that people wey jealousy dey worry wey come dey drink panadol for another person headache are liable to not find their own husband until they get old.

By the way, una dey see the waist wey I dey see there?

This boy dey enjoy oo

Emereolevanwill:
abacha neva stole- buhari
abacha didnt loot - mumumadu

How does this relate to the topic? Somebody please castrate this imbe-cilic he-goat before it multiplies.

HERO OF THIEFOCRACY DEMOCRACY indeed

Glad to see Nigerians standing up for what they believe in. Also nice to see more politicians interacting with the common people.

I don't like this Ambode guy yet. He has not really convinced me

Don Jazzy for ask me na. I am a 6-pack contractor. I have supplied many clients with 6 packs and they keep coming for more. These two guys are my latest customers.

carnegiefan:
But the truth is that they achieved the opposite because Nigeria is dying speedily.
Buhari's mumuism is why the east will pull out of Nigeria soon.
The agitation for Biafra is gathering steam...
I can't wait to have a real country that cares for me.

Taaa mechie gi onu there

agitation of biafra is gathering steam and you're typing from your laptop in the comfort of your house. Who is gathering the steam? Nonsense

Why is Ibori lying? Everybody knows he tried to bribe Ribadu. The record of the money deposited into CBN is there

When he finish collecting his honors, let him come and explain why money for defeating boko haram was being shared like jollof rice under his supervision.

From the book of Buhari 13:22 - For what shall it profit a man to embezzle money for defeating boko haram only to end up in Kirikiri?

Even among celebrities, there are celebrities. If it is possible, Francis Odega will get an autograph from Omotola sef. See as him dey hug her like say na once in a lifetime opportunity.

Why is he not joining them to cut the cake? Na Omotola yansh he dey look?

All these people wey no know Mr. Cork. You guys will lose this battle so forgerrit

BTW, Mr. Cork, how is your brother Chief Yuzedo? Hope he's fine.