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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by yousouphe(m): 7:53am On Mar 15, 2018
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Politics / Re: Give Muslims Their Own 1st January Public Holiday - MURIC by yousouphe(m): 9:21am On Jan 02, 2018
Shaking my head for you, How many professors do you have in your generation,
None I guess.
You can never get a professor if you don't deserve it!
Learn to respect your elders, so that you can grow too.

willibounce1:


Lol...professor in Islamic studies...is that one professor?

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Politics / Re: Give Muslims Their Own 1st January Public Holiday - MURIC by yousouphe(m): 9:12am On Jan 02, 2018
Funny enough,
I can't come to your village because I will not be free to come!
But what's the name of that your village? Don't lie pls. I am sure google will tell me the numbers of professor you have in your village.

Although those are by the way, What am saying is you need to learn to respect your elders. Professor is not a joke!, you will never get there if you do not deserve it!
gurunlocker:


Lol... How many I have in my village? Come here and see yourself. If you can't understand what I'm saying there, please kindly get off my mentions. Thanks
Politics / Re: Give Muslims Their Own 1st January Public Holiday - MURIC by yousouphe(m): 8:52am On Jan 02, 2018
He is not an illitrate, How many professors do you have in your village ?
If none then, I understand shocked
Yoruba do say eni tio ba ni iru eni kole mo iyi eni

gurunlocker:
This guy is a professor but behave like a stack illiterate. I am sure most Muslims won't agree with him except the extremist....
Politics / Re: Give Muslims Their Own 1st January Public Holiday - MURIC by yousouphe(m): 8:44am On Jan 02, 2018
Hello,

You don't get the point he is making!
Calendars we use in the world is 2(Gregorian and Hijri calendar) Solar and lunar based calendars respectively, In islam we use Hijri calendar and also have a new year.

He's also pushing that Hijri calendar new year ought to be celebrated too with a public holiday. Understand the point before criticism and insulting anyone.
Meanwhile he is a professor and very intelligent. what degree have you attained to insult him ?
He is Jamb registrar if you don't know.

deco22:
Which type of Oshogbo weed are this people taking,New year is celebrated not only by Christians abi when did they hear it's a Christian holiday.

North Korea that evens bans religion celebrated it,China celebrated it,even Iraq celebrated it.

What sort of bigoted unintelligent professor is this?

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Politics / Re: Give Muslims Their Own 1st January Public Holiday - MURIC by yousouphe(m): 8:36am On Jan 02, 2018
I urge you to receive sense!

Being a muslim dominated nation does not mean no one in the country will celebrate New year.

If islamic calendar does not benefit you does not mean that others does not benefit from it.

Come and buy sense in the north if you need 1.

Happy new year anyways

dukie25:
This video is from the muslim city of Dubai, who Islamic calendar epp?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6nzB9M_afw

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Crime / Re: Photos Of Armed Robbers Arrested By Oyo State Police & Weapons Recovered by yousouphe(m): 10:09pm On Aug 09, 2017
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Health / Re: 8 Bad Habits Are Destroying Your Kidneys Every Day, Stop Doing This Stuff! by yousouphe(m): 7:50pm On Aug 05, 2017
Lalasticlala,
Seun
Mynd44
This needs to be on FP
Health / Re: Ways To Do 100 Pushups A Day by yousouphe(m): 7:34pm On Aug 05, 2017
Lalasticlala
Seun
Mynd44
I think this needs to get to FP
Politics / Re: New Police Car Already Bashed Less Than One Week After It Was Purchased. Photos by yousouphe(m): 7:18pm On Aug 05, 2017
RexEmmyGee:
Driver in court and this happens:


*Judge:* Silence sad in Court. The next person who laughs again will be thrown out of Court.

*driver:* Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

*Judge*: I wasn't talking to you.

For why nah.
Career / Re: How To Balance Work & Personal Time by yousouphe(m): 2:52pm On Aug 02, 2017
IwILLnOTdIE:
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Och!
You were smarter. Though it'smy network.
First to comment.
Career / Re: How To Balance Work & Personal Time by yousouphe(m): 2:50pm On Aug 02, 2017
. Space booked
Politics / Re: 14 Killed, 24 Injured In Borno Suicide Attack by yousouphe(m): 5:12pm On Jul 31, 2017
Addicted2Women:


What are they ?? Christians ??

Yes!, May be Christains trying to tarnish the image of Islam.
How many IPOB people have been caught among these BokoHaram ?
Politics / Re: 14 Killed, 24 Injured In Borno Suicide Attack by yousouphe(m): 5:09pm On Jul 31, 2017
PDJT:


-Lol. Issues of historical facts are not fallacies, stories or fabrications. There are documented evidence and facts from different sources of different eras. What is going on today regarding Islamic killings is nothing new. It's a pity many Nigerians are denied decent education and isolated from the outside world.

-The issue of slavery is another kettle of fish, as it's as old as the human race, way before records began.
The actual word "Slave" was coined from "Slavs", because people of Slavonic origin were so used and reduced to a life of servitude by other Europeans that the people were called Slaves and the situation Slavery, this was before any human could develop the capacity(build ships) to transport huge number of people across the sea. Therefore, people just enslaved groups or members of other groups around them....

-My mention of caliphates, slavery & castration of male slaves(as was in high demand in Islamic enlaves) by Muslims, was to remind you that Islam is deeply rooted in violence as a matter of historical records. Events of different blood-tasty Islamic groups today only shows the continuation of what has always been. The only difference today, is that information is readily available and easily assessable for human. These are ongoing jihads!

-Meanwhile, stop regurgitated that already dispelled lies of Islam being a peaceful religion. Nobody buy that lie, as Islamic violence is there for all to see. Just look at sharia law and tell me it's place in the modern world of human rights, freedom, liberty, equality, free choice & free market...

-Islam can never dissociate itself from violence because it was founded on violence at Al Medinah & Mecca by Muhammad (early 7th century); displacing, taxing or killing the local first settlers there. Same pattern elsewhere including Sokoto caliphate & Borno today. Times may have changed but the ideology and doctrine remains the same.

-Bros please read-up, you have a lot to catch up with.

Hi,

Can you cite or quote those evidences you are talking about or I will assume all the histories you are talking about are fallacies ?
Please open your mind to learn and don't base your thinking on the fabulated lies you were fed by the enemies of Islam.

Slavery never originated from Islam. You may want to argue that.
Search all encyclopedias about Slavery and you will never find any association of slavery with Islam. Then what are you talking about ?

I still maintain my stand, Islam preaches peace, and all prophets sent by Allah including Jesus preached Islam, and we do not distinguish our prophets. Would you compare the Qur'an(which combines all revelations sent by Allah) which has remain untouched ever since with the Bibles of different versions you have nowadays which exclude some chapters as revealed originally?

Sharia you are talking about is the best institution for judgement: Tell me what part of sharia you wish to condemn so we can argue that.

I still wonder why some so called IPOB states are embracing Islamic Banking from the sharia you guys are faulting.

You cannot associate violence to islam in any way except you want to quote fabricated stories.

All these terrorists you see today are enemies of Islam. You cannot judge Islam by their activities.
As I earlier mentioned, In Sharia if you mistakenly kill a soul, you have to pay a worth of 33 million+ together with 60 days of fasting as a penalty. So what do you refer people who kill souls unjustly as ? Muslims ?

Please open your mind to learn more about Islam if really you wish to. Islam is peace!
Politics / Re: 14 Killed, 24 Injured In Borno Suicide Attack by yousouphe(m): 6:47am On Jul 30, 2017
PDJT:
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-Trash!
-You must be having a laugh. Have you read how Saudi Arabia became an Islamic enclave? Or Middle East was overran by Muslims, destroying any non-Muslim? How about the recent Sokoto caliphate in Nigeria, that had over 2 million slaves even before the British arrived here? How about the slave trading of non-Muslims and the castration of male slaves from Africa before shipping them to Middle East? They all didn't require killings and blood?

-BROS...
Hello Broz,

I am sure you never witnessed any of these things you are writing.
All these stories of Sokoto caliphate slaves and Saudi Arabia are misleading histories which were fabulated just to tarnish the image of Islam.
Now tell me that slave trade did not happen in the in non-muslim states/countries. Rome where slave trade was so common are Muslims ? Black American too were muslims ?

Please refrain from all these stories, they are not true.
Move closer to a learned muslim, and you will get to know more about Islam as a religion.
I repeat Islam forbid unjust killings.
Politics / Re: 14 Killed, 24 Injured In Borno Suicide Attack by yousouphe(m): 9:57pm On Jul 29, 2017
FLYFIRE:
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I catch you

Mynd44, lalasticlala come see space booker
Politics / Re: 14 Killed, 24 Injured In Borno Suicide Attack by yousouphe(m): 9:56pm On Jul 29, 2017
MTKbudapest:


hahaha abi o

no islam no peace

their god is a bloodthirsty god thats why they kill for him everytime.

They beta give their lifes to christ


May Allah grant you guidance.
Politics / Re: 14 Killed, 24 Injured In Borno Suicide Attack by yousouphe(m): 9:52pm On Jul 29, 2017
Addicted2Women:

Islam is the only peaceful and most loving religion on earth.

How dumb will i be to strap a bomb to myself and go kill my own people ??

They're not even killing people who have different opinions or ideas, they're slaughtering their own brothers, same tribe, same religion, same beliefs


Hi,

Boko-Haram are non muslims. The qur'an commanded that we do not kill any soul unjustly. If a muslim mistakenly kills any human, he has to pay what we call Diya which is worth 30 million+ to the family of deceased, and then fast for 60 days afterwards to seek forgiveness on the soul he killed by mistake.

Islam respects everyone's soul.

So anyone who has violated by killing innocent souls is a non muslim. They are only trying to tarnish the image of Islam. Muslims are not terorrists
Islam is the religion of peace.
Health / Re: 36-Year-Old Man Hit By Cancer Of The Mouth In Adamawa (Graphic Photos) by yousouphe(m): 9:35pm On Jul 29, 2017
Addicted2Women:


Shut up goat fucker

God exist in your brain

Foolish donkey

Look at who's questioning my sanity ?? A grown ass man who thinks that a man has been living in the sky for 8 million years

Stop sucking dicks

You see that ?
I said it!
It's just so obvious now that you don't have brain.
Better go and get a life now, or your soul suffer hell in the hereafter.

I wonder if you have ever reflected that there is death and you will die 1 day just as your ancestors did.

Anyways I want to believe that's the impression you have from Christianity. Try Islam and learn.....
Health / Re: 36-Year-Old Man Hit By Cancer Of The Mouth In Adamawa (Graphic Photos) by yousouphe(m): 9:22pm On Jul 29, 2017
Addicted2Women:


You shouldn't be talking about brain because you don't have 1.

You really have a brain but thinks that there's a man up in the sky, a man who died for you, protects you, loves you, but that man watches his children die of cancer and he wouldn't do anything about it ??

Were you born on the highway because that's where most accidents do happen

That's where you were mislead. You call him man, How does he become God again.
No one died for anyone. God Almighty is ever living and will never die. Erase that mindset that someone died for your sins.
Jesus never died for anyones sin
and Jesus is never God, and rather not Son of God also. He is only a servant created in a miraculous ways like Adam was created.

God have existed ever before jesus was given birth to and will exist beyond eternity.

Attributes of God.
He does what he wishes and he cannot be questioned by anyone. We are servants to him.

We may face calamities, but the best solution is to go back to him through prayers and he will surely heal us.

May God forgive us and grant us guidance.
Health / Re: 36-Year-Old Man Hit By Cancer Of The Mouth In Adamawa (Graphic Photos) by yousouphe(m): 9:08pm On Jul 29, 2017
Addicted2Women:

And some idiots will still tell me that God really do exist

God is in his air conditioned mansion in the sky, sitting on his gold throne and watch his children die of cancer


Hi,

Your post above is making me question your sanity.

Who created you and everything you see around you ? You mean they just exist like that without creator ?
Life and death is a sign of God's existence. That's if you understand.

That guy's faith is been tested by GOD, It may happen to anyone too. He just need to pray over it for healing.

May God forgive us all and grant us guidance.

Allahu Ahlam..... Ash' a du an la ilaha illa ant, Nastagfiruka wanatubu ilaihi.

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Crime / Re: Two Ex-convicts Re-arrested For Robbery In Lagos (photos) by yousouphe(m): 9:36pm On Jul 09, 2017
Ugoeze2016:
They don't look igbo but Hausa
Shey you no see chukwuneike on the names abi ?
Health / Re: 5 Reasons You Are Farting Excessively by yousouphe(m): 3:47pm On May 06, 2017
You don come here again
undecided
We are not interested. tongue
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Family / Re: My Marriage On The Brink Of Crashing, Experienced People Needed Now. by yousouphe(m): 6:54am On May 01, 2017
Correct one.
God bless you.
cheesy
Dhayor001:

1 Never yell.

2. Don't call names or use insults

3 Never make statements that you cant back up sooner or later

Obviously you have made a big mistake here. And until you have undeniable proof, I suggest you call your wife and apologise sincerely.

What she said about a Mouth Action and the stylish hanging up may be ploys to get you worked up and raise the money for her, or they may be true that she's cheating. As you have no proof of either, you have to be the man and eat the humble pie.

As for her not wanting orgasms, bros na your wife o. However hard she might act, there are moves you make that (you know) drives her mad. Do them unexpectedly, not too much, just enough to get her excited and see if she will not give herself to you fully.

If she says she wants to leave, bro, the answer is no. Our generation should not be the one that throws things away because it is broken, we ought to mend them and make them work. Our parents did it, we can too. No be say na by force but divorce never makes things easy. Me and that woman will lock ourselves in a room for a week and work things out.

If she has cheated on you (and she confesses) and you are willing to forgive, good. If not, however, let that be the basis of you guys separating and not just cause of some money issues or emotional trauma.

If you must part ways, please the less the noise made and dust raised, the better.

Above all, be calm and meditate. Pray, it works!


Cheers.
Education / Re: Lady Expelled From Covenant University In 300L, Becomes Best Graduating Student by yousouphe(m): 6:24am On Mar 12, 2017
Ishilove:

False. It is the society that puts pressure on girls. How many times have mature, unmarried ladies being taunted with words like 'you better go and marry'? It's like getting married is an mighty achievement in this part of the world. A woman is seen as incomplete if she is unmarried so why won't young girls feel like they MUST get married in order to be complete as a human being and useful member of the society.

I see this one....
grin grin Typo I guess.
Science/Technology / Re: Why People Don't Wake Up While Inhaling Generator Fumes. by yousouphe(m): 7:20pm On Feb 23, 2017
ifyalways:
Every landlord should endeavour to include a " generator house ", setback far from the main house.
Very important.
Nice one
supported. Please start by telling your Landlord grin
Change begin with you
Education / Re: UNILAG Best Debaters Get Cash, Laptops As Prizes (Photos) by yousouphe(m): 8:40pm On Sep 02, 2016
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Crime / Re: Photo: Woman Who Drugs Her Lover And Steals His $1.5m by yousouphe(m): 11:20pm On Jan 29, 2016
CumHoponMyDivk:
From this Article I could deduce that 2 men are retarded.

First why would a rich man be putting his prick inside 46yr old pvssy. The thing will have stretch finish. The stench self can wake my dead dog. And as a rich Baller, that dumb nigga just fall hand lipsrsealed

As for the Second Nigga, well I'm not too sure if he's a Journalist because only retarded journalism will ask you to see someone's picture and yet, they will find the poorest quality available and on top of that she is even wearing glasses. We are just as clueless as the beginning of her image...all we know is she is a lightskin with big Yansh and sagging titts undecided.

Anyways am sure it's one of this skinny hungry bloggers that wanna buy house for Banana Island undecided

Bros talk truth OP offend you. ?
Phones / Re: ALERT: An Android Lollipop Feature You Shouldn't DARE To TRY(My experience). by yousouphe(m): 8:31pm On Jan 25, 2016
timbros:


Don't bet on it bro.

After just 2 weeks of using my Samsung Galaxy Tab S2 9.7, the tab suddenly embarked on an endless reboot. Kept rebooting itself over and over and over again.

I have no option than to return it to Samsung. They had to replace it for me. Sadly, they didn't give me my preferred colour (White).

My point is, ANY product can malfunction ANYTIME. It's not a chinko thing.
That is true, but you cant still compare them. one malfunctions better than another.
Romance / Re: Girl Who Got Blasted For Posting Pics Of A Married Man Online Finally Speaks Out by yousouphe(m): 8:23am On Jan 23, 2016
Interesting. ... spread mat, grabs coke and chewing gum. End time girls stealing husband
Phones / Re: ALERT: An Android Lollipop Feature You Shouldn't DARE To TRY(My experience). by yousouphe(m): 8:15am On Jan 23, 2016
That's what you get when you buy a chinko phone. I bet Samsung or Nokia will never do this undecided

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