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Romance / Re: Please How Do I Fight Trauma & Depression? by yrhuhfy113: 7:57pm On Sep 09, 2023
Testiebobo:
I'm currently in need of emotional and physcological emergency. However I had a nightmare previously, and the traumatic event is still reoccurring in my mind deliberately.# in the nightmare i dreamt that I was killed by one of my relatives, because of envy and something else# I was really scared when I woke up and felt like urinating on my pant, because it was so terrifying. Moreover, I'm still remembring what happen to me in that dream.... I was like #God I dont want to die!# I'hv been praying about it, but it seems not working. Pls I am currently in fear and depressed because of the fear of the nightmare coming to reality! Pls I need to know what to do?

IF YOU WANT TO LIVE, DO THE FOLLOWING


Every NIGHT before you sleep... QUOTE Psalm 118v17 about 7 times before you sleep

Every Morning before you leave your bed QUOTE psalm 91: 16 and personalize it... If you want your day to be sweet, add Psalm 115 THE ENTIRE CHAPTER before you see the SUN or before it rises.


Then at day and NIGHT try to bathe with a spoon full of salt added to your bathe water... for 7 days and be quoting these psalms as you bathe.


YOU WILL FEEL CERTAIN THINGS LEAVING YOUR BODY....

You may even dream of your deliverance.


THEN GO OUT... find the blind and cripple and give them alms.




that is all. NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO FIND YOU ENOUGH TO KILL YOU
Investment / Re: What Can U Teach Someone Here by yrhuhfy113: 4:09pm On Sep 09, 2023
I CAN TEACH SPIRITUAL DEEP THINGS

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Nairaland / General / Re: Where Can I Buy The Best Gel Blaster Gun To Buy? by yrhuhfy113: 11:32am On Sep 08, 2023
azrealsarmoury:
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I would love to buy BUT no one sells in NIGERIA.


and importation would not be possible.
Romance / Re: Choose One by yrhuhfy113: 3:06am On Sep 05, 2023
PRESIDENT TINUBU WILL BE THE PERSON I WILL SAVE WITHOUT HESITATION

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Jokes Etc / Re: 20 Jokes That Will Make Your Day by yrhuhfy113: 12:37am On Sep 04, 2023
Bluntguy:

After he spent half a day typing this?
Come, encouragement no dey your dictionary?

ENCOURAGING POOR STUFF is not HELPING ANYONE rather it promotes and multiplies the same kind of stuff.


WHEN YOU DID POORLY IN SCHOOL... were you always encouraged?

I AM NOT HIS RELATIVE..... This is the real world, if you got no good game on your skill... BACK OFF.


LIFE IS HARSH.... its for soldiers not for people with pampers.
Jokes Etc / Re: 20 Jokes That Will Make Your Day by yrhuhfy113: 10:04pm On Sep 03, 2023
too DRY
Gaming / Re: Xbox Or Playstation by yrhuhfy113: 8:50pm On Sep 03, 2023
phemmyxam:
Just curious, which is better between Xbox and PS3 game?

BOTH

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Properties / Re: For Sale Half Plot Of Land@ Ogudu Lagos,, 16m by yrhuhfy113: 6:13pm On Sep 01, 2023
Klassicbest:
For sale Half plot of Land@ Ogudu lagos,,price 16m,, title receipt and survey,,,
call 08097537400,, 08029241948

EXACT PICS... several angles and even THE DIMENSION.


dont come here with incomplete info. We don't know if it is a quarter land... or a full plot
Romance / Re: I Am Falling In Love With Helinues by yrhuhfy113: 2:27am On Aug 31, 2023
aQUINandmore:
we all love for different reasons and the reason I love him is because he is connected to bigwigs in the Nigeria political space.
Understood?

dear GEN Z... ITS NOT LOVE.

Its simply USERY.... you want to USE HIM and you think emotional entanglement is gonna work.... IT WON'T, but happy hunting....


EXPERIENCE WILL TEACH YOU.
Romance / Re: I Am Falling In Love With Helinues by yrhuhfy113: 2:22am On Aug 31, 2023
aQUINandmore:
I discovered I started having feelings for helinues.
I believe he has the contacts and can link me to these big APC politicians.

I love you helinues kiss kiss

loving what a person can DO for you AND LOVING A PERSON FOR WHO THEY ARE.... are two different things.

be REALISTIC

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Jokes Etc / Re: What Profitable Business Can You Start With 100k In This Present Nigeria by yrhuhfy113: 1:00am On Aug 31, 2023
DherbieBiz:
Country is hard right now, businesses is crashing down, sales is dropping but what business can one start in Nigeria and still be profitable with a 100k capital

Let me break it down for you...

Here is a meticulously curated list of daily homemade productions you can make and market for less than 50k..

1) Handcrafted Liquid Cleansing Agent

2) Luxurious transparent and non-transparent liquid soaps

3) Refined toilet wash

4) Artisanal Laundry Soap Bar

5) Antibacterial Cleansing Bar

6) Versatile Liquid Cleanser for Various Purposes

7) Homemade Post-Shave Elixir

8..) Natural Air Refresher

9) Purifying and Germ-Killing Disinfectant

10) Potent Bleaching Solution

11) Potent Abrasive Powder for Scrubbing

12) Homemade Starch for Cold Water

13) Premium Powdered Laundry Detergent

14) Exquisite Handmade Vaseline

15) Soothing Balm for Warming Sensation

16) Luxurious Hair Cleansing Solution

17) Handcrafted Repellant for Unwanted Insects

18) Organic Lip Nourishing Cream

19) Traditional African Formula for Skin Toning and Softening

20) Artisanal Fragrances for Personal Use

21) Fragrant Candles with Aromatic Delight

22) Expertly prepared tile cleaner.

THEN THE NEXT

Ohh, that's it let go back to my 2021 analysis which is still potent today though prices may have changed!

Are you ready to own business and be free from your boss attitude and bad behavior?
Are you ready to get your destiny in your hand?
If yes, below is the lucrative business you can start with 50k or less in Nigeria.

1) Soap making / Production
Soap making as it pronounced is basically making soap from chemical material. You can make soap like bathing soap, dish washing soap, cloth washing soap, any kind of soap, so far there is market for it you are good to go.

Equipment needed for soap making
Chemical substances
Moulding machine
Trimming machine
Cutting machine

Cost analysis
Soap making equipment cost 10k to 15k
Packaging cost 5k
Recipe cost 5k to 10k
Chemical substance cost 20k

2) Mini importation
Nigeria value imported goods more than made in Nigeria, there is really a market for imported good especially bags and shoe. You can oder some of this good at cheaper price from Alibaba, America and European store and sell them at high price.

What you will need

Know how from books or mentor = 5k or free
Data: 1k
Delivery : depend on the kg of goods you order
Goods: buy from Alibaba/ JD

Item that sell well are

Head phone
Bag
Shoe
Car tracker
Phone case

3) Pop corn business
Porp corn business is a profitable venture if you can locate a good location. Your location should be closer to a large traffic source e.g road, school e.t.c. if you can get the location right you have little to worry about.

To start popcorn business you will need the following

Popcorn maker
Packaging e.g nylon
Pop corn/maize
Flavour

Cost analysis

Packaging : 1500
Pop corn machine: 30,000
Flavour: 1500
Maize: 13,000
Total cost: 46,000

4) Used car seller

I'm sure you would have encounter car that has for sale sticker or buy me. You can actually ask for the price of those cars, take their pictures and post it on classified site such as jiji, OLX and Olist, it cost you nothing just a transportation fee that will transport you from one place to another.

Cost analysis

You only need Amdroid phone

5) Backyard Poultry farming

Do you have small space at the back of your house, if yes count your self lucky. With 40k you can raise 25 broiler to 4 weeks and then sell to people around you. Broiler are in high demand if you take care of them well, people will keep coming to you, some might even give you money to raise for them.

Cost analysis

Day old: 6,500
Drug: 3,000
Feed: 2 bags = 14,000
Labour: you do the work
Total cost = 23,500
Profit
1 broiler = 1500
Mortality = 2
1500 * 23 = 34,500
Total profit = 34500- 23500
= 11,000 every 4 weeks


THE REST ARE ONLINE BUSINESS AND REMOTE JOBS WHICH REQUIRE SERIOUS DEDICATION AND SKILLS


So now you have no excuse except laziness and confusion.... BECAUSE THE ISSUE is not about ideas.... IT IS ACTUALLY ABOUT WHAT WILL WORK FOR YOU IN YOUR AREA WHERE YOU LIVE.


Sit and Think

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Family / Re: Cost Of Living In Ikorodu by yrhuhfy113: 7:37am On Aug 28, 2023
Chummynoni:
what do you mean mean by this? Do you think ikorodu is a rural community or a village?Rent is somehow reasonable , but bag of rice and other food items are the same with other places on the mainland. We at ikorodu are also not finding it easy with high cost of living .

OUTSIDE FOOD AND TRANSPORT is what he said.....


NO ONE IS FINDING IT FUNNY but ikorodu is the best low budget place to live. So calm down and stop HYPING the problem..... IT IS WHAT IT IS

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Family / Re: Cost Of Living In Ikorodu by yrhuhfy113: 7:15am On Aug 28, 2023
incandescentena:


Omo.....no low budget again o for this Tinubu regime. Everything price don high. Island or mainland, village sef or rural community

YOU ARE NOT IN IKORODU.... so don't say what you don't know.

IKORODU is one of the best places for low budget cost of living.

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Family / Re: Cost Of Living In Ikorodu by yrhuhfy113: 7:08am On Aug 28, 2023
Victherich:
Hi guys, good day . Please can someone estimate average monthly cost of living for a single person in Ikorodu (apart from rent and transportation).
about 20-40k monthly depending on your lifestyle... BUT IT IS REALLY LOW BUDGET
Religion / Re: Apostle Helen Ukpabio Recount Ordeal With Corrupt Police Officers Enroute PH by yrhuhfy113: 11:15pm On Aug 27, 2023
this is wrong BUT
Romance / Re: Deliverence From Masturbation by yrhuhfy113: 2:10am On Aug 27, 2023
Weretuntun:
How is everyone. I have been battling for almost 17 years, and i experience setback physically,socially,mentally and spritually in my life,i feeling like crying whenever relapse ,each i try to quit.
Few months,i started visiting brothel. And started leaving masturbation.i was finally happy that i was liberated from sprit of masturbation.
What is effect of brothel..
Seun".front page pls, i need the inputs on this...


Go to youtube... search for Prophet GF ADETUBERU...... search for MASTURBBATION in his youtube channel and see how easily people get delivered

go to his CHURCH in IBADAN is you are really desperate... and FOR FREE YOU WILL GET DELIVERED WITHOUT ANY HASSLES.....

but make sure you totally repent o
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 3 Best Online Businesses In Nigeria by yrhuhfy113: 2:10am On Aug 26, 2023
nice post BUT no one will take you serious UNLESS you have results o.
Travel / Re: How I Book �for #6,500 From Ibadan To Lagos by yrhuhfy113: 3:45pm On Aug 24, 2023
I am up for this...... I would really love to try it to and fro.

who's ready to join me? grin grin
Family / Re: Which Do Ladies Prefer by yrhuhfy113: 9:38am On Aug 23, 2023
ecstasy37:
In relationships and general love life which do ladies prefer men that take after their fathers or men that take after their mothers

Hmmm, what about ladies who are ORPHANS. did you ever think about this?

See, calm down.... EACH LADY IS UNIQUE AND INFLUENCED BY SOCIETY, RELIGION AND CONDITION.... so there is no UNDERSTANDING THAT WORKS FOR ALL LADIES.... they can not all be GROUPED INTO ONE STEREOTYPE.


the one you meet, study her and adapt and have peace. simple
Business / Re: I Will Drive Quality Leads Of 500-1,000 Lead To Whatsapp Group. by yrhuhfy113: 9:09am On Aug 23, 2023
you people should stop promising what you can't deliver o.

this is NEW sha
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: In Need Of A Tutor For Cybersecurity by yrhuhfy113: 9:02am On Aug 23, 2023
wittywriter:

Since you are sure of the YouTube mentorship kindly post the link.

Wittyness

going to search yourself won't hurt your data... but since you want me to do the stress for you... no wahala

it is an
11hours full course

go to youtube and type
Cyber Security Full Course 2023 | Cyber Security Course Training For Beginners 2023


the channel is Simplilearn


bye

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: In Need Of A Tutor For Cybersecurity by yrhuhfy113: 8:00am On Aug 23, 2023
Djtconceptblog:
If you are vast in cyber security and can teach well , send a Whatsapp message to this number
09071495418

pls delete your number... GO TO YOUTUBE AND LEARN IT FOR FREE

OR TAKE A COURSERA COURSE ON IT, IF YOU WANT TO USE IT FOR REMOTE JOB.

Either way, always remember that those who have the practical knowledge and are USING IT.... can not HAVE TIME TO TEACH YOU....

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Family / Re: Please Help My Wife by yrhuhfy113: 7:59am On Aug 23, 2023
ahnie:

You sure of this stuff?
IT IS FREE....

at least someone is offering to teach it.

Those of us who really make money online, DO NOT HAVE TIME TO TEACH.

So yes, if you want to learn, follow it.. and if it turns out to be something you can't do.... maybe his wife will be able to do it.

i guess it is affiliate marketing, captcha solving, drop shipping or drop services... or importation.

anyone can do these with their mobile phones
Family / Re: Please Help My Wife by yrhuhfy113: 7:39am On Aug 23, 2023
podium:
Good morning all, I hope you all had a great night rest.. I am not here to write a long story but all I have to say is; my name is Kingsley, i am a family man with wife and two kids, a teacher in a private school in uyo. My brothers and sisters, things are hard, and my wife is not working, basically I provide everything in the house. Next month my daughter will start school. Please if there is anyone here who can assist us by giving my wife a job, at least it will go a long way. She has only SSCE and location is Akwa Ibom.. thanks


https://www.nairaland.com/7813545/millionaire-housewife-blue-print-revealed

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