Jokes
1. That moment after doing the do and she says, “should I wear my pant or should I wait,” my brother just know she’s asking for a second-round 😂

2. Invest two goats and get three cows in 40 seconds.

No, be onli una Sabi craze. Mtcheew 😒

3. It is not always the Tailor’s fault.

My sister, na you no get the same shape as the lady in the catalog 😂😂😂

4. You can’t date a guy who lives with his parents, but you can date a guy who lives with his wife. Heaven is far from you, my sister 😂😂

5. I have a CERTIFICATE in, a DIPLOMA in caring, a DEGREE in loving, a MASTERS in petting, and a Ph.D. Any vacancy? 😂

6. Just a reminder to all married people: If you promised your wife/husband that you would love her/him 24 hours a day, start now 😂 😂

7.No one is as humble as a man who asks for a lady’s phone number in public. He’ll sound low, like a new generator. If you know, you know 😂😂

8. Nigerian girls are like NEPA…

When they start giving you the green light, just know the bill is coming.

9. Some girls get wahala oo. Why would you go out and have only to get pregnant and exclaim, “Oh God, this can’t be me!”

Who do you want it to be, my sister? Me?

10. Buying flowers for your Village girlfriend is not a problem. The problem is when you get a text from her the next day that says, “boo, the vegetables you bought me tasted somehow” Na wa oooooo and village girls 😂😂

11. Abeg, which part of Nigeria is my fatherland? I’m broke and want to sell my own portion 🤷😂

12. She asks you for money, and you complain that she loves money; she decides not to ask you again, and you tell her she has another boyfriend.

What exactly is your problem, my brother 😒😒

13. Please take a moment to thank and appreciate those guys who dated you in high school. They loved you without makeup, Brazilian hair, with short hair, oversized uniform, ugly school bag, and rubber sandals.

“That was true love.”

14. When you want to pull away or withdraw, she holds you tight

My brother just whispered into her ear; you will raise this child alone

15 Some visitors mind shaaa, they serve you food you tell them to help you change the meat. Oga, you well so 😂😂

16. One of the benefits of being a beautiful girl is that you will buy something and pay with your phone number. Slay queens can relate 😂

17.My brother hustle ooo, make them no hold your hand for Club dey tell Bouncers e dey with me 🌚

18. The good thing about a one-room apartment is that you can see all of your properties when you wake up.

19. Nothing wey sweet like to separate two ladies wey dey fight. If you’re a man, you’re in luck because you can touch any part of their body 😋😋

20. Just tell us you want us to break up…

Which one is “Unlock your phone, I want to check something.” Do you want me to die ehh Amaka 😒😒

too DRY

yrhuhfy113:
too DRY

After he spent half a day typing this?
Come, encouragement no dey your dictionary?

Bluntguy:

After he spent half a day typing this?
Come, encouragement no dey your dictionary?

ENCOURAGING POOR STUFF is not HELPING ANYONE rather it promotes and multiplies the same kind of stuff.


WHEN YOU DID POORLY IN SCHOOL... were you always encouraged?

I AM NOT HIS RELATIVE..... This is the real world, if you got no good game on your skill... BACK OFF.


LIFE IS HARSH.... its for soldiers not for people with pampers.