freethinker01:

I love crazy, I mean this kind of crazy. This comment of yours reminds me of someone.

Your moniker reminds me of someone too.

Katsuke:

I find this extremely sarcastic, kudos anyways, your guy will definitely enjoy you

Thank you

He'll laugh so much everyday, I'll teach him how to do crazy stuff like asking all the suya guys on our street for tasting without buying from any of them and he wouldn't have a reason not to love, coz I'm a sweetheart.

Biingoo, I'm waiting for your response to this.

Preshy561:

We have 70k for 30inches,30k for 16 inches, 25k for 14 inches.

Alright, I'll keep it in mind.

Hi, what's your location? what are the prices of the hairs you have per bundle? Do they come with closure or frontals?

Educative. As large head is the number one sha, kudos to the researchers and scientists.

smeag0l:
I do

You're welcome

smeag0l:
Where are you from and who's the senator and the reps member representing your constituency?what bill is causing a lot of ripples by going through the nigerian legislature presently? I need an answer in 2 minutes otherwise I'll assume you used google.

If I say I don't know, you won't beat me. Lol you'll only say I'm not smart or I used Google like you already said . Oga Smeagol, whatever you think is OK. Does your own Nairaland notify you when you're quoted? Coz mine don't.

smeag0l:
Henry, since you're forming bosschick or miss intelligentonline, please lemme know when youre online I av a simply kweshun for u to disprove the OP's assertions.

Eh eh I no be Henry, this is a case of mistaken identity. Let's have your kweshun.

Offpoint:
keep in mind.. i don't eat rice. fufu and a full cow prick is the only thing i eat

Duly noted.

It's a good topic, but the points are weak. As a sane woman too, I don't think a woman should be propelled or compelled to show what she's made of, even in the coming over to clean and cook, this content and what she has to offer should show.

I think saying a woman can't offer anything apart from sex in a relationship is wrong, but I don't think the man should be the one to kind of force it out or give her opportunities to show it. As a boss chick, any Lady ought to know how to work that out.

Offpoint:
see you on Christmas day

Hopefully.

Offpoint:

"you'll relay my message" so that you hubby will hunt me down right?
my village people send you to me on NAIRALAND... it's not going to work

I'll "unrelay" it.

Offpoint:

my regards to your husband... tell him if he ever breaks your heart, there's a replacement on standby

I'll relay your message

Offpoint:
that's a yes from a single woman

Lol I can't argue with my boss.

Offpoint:

you're taken ?

Yesssss.

Offpoint:

if you're truly a lady and you're very sure you're not 39....and you won't be busy this Saturday.... please let's get married

Papi has been looking at you and shaking head for you since. May you find your own missing rib soon. I don go before they divorce me.

Offpoint:

"you're a female guy" what does that mean? are you gender-ly confuse like Bobrisky?

At 39 you're still claiming "young lady"?

I'm not gender-ly confused, I'm just trying to let you know I'm a girl guy, like you know, a bro. I'm not as old as 39. You probably think this is one of your friends teasing you.

Offpoint:

why are you hiding under female monicker when you're a guy? that's corruption you know?

I'm a young lady, seriously. I'm a female guy. I'm being serious.

Offpoint:

Lol; constituency? i have a slot for you for being loyal.

I'll live up to your expectations Sir, hand me the slot.

Offpoint:

looking for my trouble... i won't talk

My Oga Sir, I'm loyal to your constituency

Nothing special, it's just like saying Nwamaikpe paid a courtesy visit to Offpoint.

Billy99:
God bless you babe... If na women's day na, you go see as guys go gather here dey shower blessings on women. But now, only few women like you dey wish us well. Thank you.

God bless you too. Thanks for thanking me.

mekuso89:
IPHONE 15 FALL ON YOU JARE

Amen

Happy international men's day to PAPI and all men and boys. I pray for strength and grace to really be the head of the house for you all, and I ask that you all be able to exceed what the society expects from you.

I'll like to say it's OK for men to cry, humans cry, men and boys are humans. it's OK to express your feelings and emotions, don't keep them bottled in. I have a lot to say, but Happy international men's day sha.

John 16:33. Talks about how there will always be tribulations and afflictions in the world and then the promise and assurance of a conquered battle. It teaches me faith and hope.

I know this random banter on Twitter will make front-page on nairaland, till then, I reserve my comment.

Rextizzy:
God forbid!

Amen!

Dem go born Mumu, if Corper marry soldier, dem go born mumu

themonk:

It's good to be proactive, have you decided how many natutal trails before IVF?

I hope these aren't personal questions

I'm on it, haven't decided yet. All I know, I want twins.

themonk:

Not literally though. It's an idiom.

I get you, like you thought I had more knowledge on that stuff. I get you. I don't, just a little reading about it here and there.