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WebmastersI Need A Website Like Pulseng by Yteflon(op): 4:37pm On Jul 06, 2016
how much does it cost for a website like pulse.ng
ComputersRe: shoo! by Yteflon(op): 3:35pm On Jul 04, 2016
still searching oh
ComputersRe: shoo! by Yteflon(op): 3:34pm On Jul 04, 2016
horllamy:
Make it 25k I will get you good 1
if I had up to that , won't be here... things hard gaan 4 dis country. a nigga is just trynna make a living... thanks sha...
ComputersRe: shoo! by Yteflon(op): 2:57pm On Jul 04, 2016
Yteflon:
I am urgently in need of a laptop within the range of 12k to 15k...
0815 123 207 my number WhatsApp or call
Computersshoo! by Yteflon(op):
shoo
RomanceRe: 7 Ways Shy Guys Stylishly Express Their Feelings To Their Crush by Yteflon(m): 3:24am On Jul 04, 2016
ForeverYoung197:
grin now, where can I find a guy exactly like this one? A SHY GUY grin
one here
CelebritiesRe: The Truth Behind Popular IG User @kingtblakhoc by Yteflon(m): 12:46am On Jul 04, 2016
doyinisaac:
They said he is a love vendor(P.I.M.P)and he has a porn company and on his Instagram profile one could see his porn website,someone do not need millions to start a love-vendor business or porn business...do you know how much those top Naija politicians in Abuja pay the guy as commission to bring them Olosho??do you know most of these corrupt foolish politicians pay as much as 200k to sleep with high class Olosho??that is one of the ways they waste money meant for the masses.....the guy the op is talking about stays at apo legislative quarters in Abuja..the day I saw the guy one on one I was not impressed,the guy na money miss road....
oh OK... there are so many of dem around now sha... lazy ass fellows claiming yahoo internet scammers. no hope 4 naija youth. Nigeria got no future.
CelebritiesRe: The Truth Behind Popular IG User @kingtblakhoc by Yteflon(m): 12:29pm On Jun 27, 2016
datswasup:
www.naijagirlblog..com/2016/04/the-truth-behind-popular-ig-user.html?m=1
am sure one or two of you have probably stumbled across this guy's page on instagram @kingtblakhoc and I bet you were wondering what his deal is.
His name is Tobi from Oshogbo , he’s s very fetish and an original money miss road,he went to Malaysia and made some money.
Many blogs have been Insinuating that he uses this girls for rituals. Some claim that he blackmails the girls into taking this pictures with him. Because of course, why would a girl decide to willingly take nudes to be posted on instagram. www.naijagirlblog..com/2016/04/the-truth-behind-popular-ig-user.html?m=1

Well, the truth is that he runs a p0rn company in Nigeria. He is also a well known love-vendor and before he sends this girls out, he must have a taste of them. So nah it's not rituals or blackmail.

A quick look at one of the girl's IG pages reveals that he uses cheap runs girls with zero class.

For more and pics. Click
i dont think he can make so much of those money from poor... he is probably into yahoo plus or money ritual as it as been insinuated...
WebmastersRe: Blog Admin Needed by Yteflon(m): 12:55am On Jun 12, 2016
elonna5:
blog admin needed for a new blog.
Qualifications
upto 8 posts a day
ability to run fb ads for maximum roi
commitment to work and no slacking
pm me lets discuss rates.

Ur internet subscription will be paid for
HIT ME ON TEFLONYUSUF@GMAIL.COM
RomanceRe: HOW I Was RAPED by Yteflon(m): 5:21pm On Apr 01, 2016
Nigerians are frustrated ... see aw pple dey vex untop april fool... she said it was april fool.. SMH..some still say its a lie.. i taya 4 nigerians
Nairaland GeneralRe: MARK ANGEL & Emmanuella...am I The Only One That Find This Two #boring#? by Yteflon(m): 5:13pm On Apr 01, 2016
FlawlessRebirth2:
by guys.....m not hating oooo

but I seriously don't find mark Angel's comedy funny(join that Emmanuella)...don't judge me ooo...m just speaking my mind...

Apart from that "MY REAL FACE" (manageable) I can't smile to der jokes

let the bashing start coming..mtwshhh
ah swear dey dry AF
WebmastersRe: Nigeriasos Mobile App by Yteflon(m): 4:54pm On Apr 01, 2016
great idea
PoliticsRe: I Never Slapped My Deputy − El-rufai by Yteflon(m): 9:32am On Mar 31, 2016
Omoakinsuyi:
Big fat lie. You are always on social media. Why wait till 2 weeks to speak on the issue?
read it over again.. it was during an interactive session with journalists... if they did not ask him he wouldnt even mention it that is because it did n ot happen
WebmastersRe: Twitter Account With 10.3k Followers For Sale!! Created In 2011 by Yteflon(op): 4:33pm On Mar 30, 2016
stanvesco:
wassap me d twitter account...lemme see wat I am buying.....
Wats ur selling price
i will buzz u on whatsapp
WebmastersRe: Website For Sale With Adsense Account by Yteflon(m): 4:21pm On Mar 30, 2016
Kvistpublishing:
I decided to dispose one of my websites as I wouldn't be able to manage all.

It's a Dating website, with adsense ass running.

So if you're interested in buying the website and adsense, Contact me. It's just for 12k.

datebyday..com
how do i contact u
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is The Most Embarrassing Thing You've Caught Someone Else Doing? by Yteflon(m): 3:43pm On Mar 30, 2016
vizkiz:
I don't furck with you. You little stupi*d ass biitch I aiint furcking with you.

You little dumb hoodrat biitch I aiint furck with you.... I'v gat a million three things I rather furcking do. tongue
DemiGoddess:
Thank you buh his stupidity got to me
all dis silly oyinbo languages wey dem mumu afro-americans dey speak na hin agbalagba lyk una dey copy... u cant rant if u dont include a*s, b*tch, f*ck abi.. wat happened 2 words lyk ode, oponu, mumu .etc ... kwantinue
Foreign AffairsRe: Will you vote for Donald Trump for 5000$,black Americans react (snapshots) by Yteflon(m): 3:33pm On Mar 30, 2016
everydayperson:
If I were American, I will vote him for FREE - BLACKS will always be BLACKS.. living on the backs of a stale story. Most Blacks (Worldwide) know the truth about the "Black Mentality" just as many muslims worldwide know the truth about Islam. I leave the rest to your Black Mind wink
*ifeanyi !! bring 10 crates of orijin sharp sharp* oya, giv dis man... one of the few like minded pple av met on nairaland grin
PoliticsRe: CharlyBoy Writes Open Letter To Buhari by Yteflon(m): 3:18pm On Mar 30, 2016
sonOfLucifer:
NIGERIA: A S[color=#000000]HI[/color]TSTORY

It was a long time ago, when pit latrines were still in vogue, and 18 was considered old...For a lady.

But this story isn't about the feminine gender, or feminism; those are definitely not shitty topics.

You see, I'd like to discuss with you something that was a part of our forebears' morning roster. As they said in those days : "An early trip to the pit, makes the farm a happy place", "He who gets to the pit last, does not want breakfast", "Early to drop off, early to set off"..

So, just as the sun rose, the s[color=#000000]hi[/color]t level in pit buckets around the neighbourhood rose, blessed abundantly by the orifices of the general population.

These pit latrines had to be regularly emptied. Of course, if you decided not to, it was totally up to you. I will spare the readers the details; this article is shitty enough already.

So, erm, why would any reasonable being spend time discussing pit latrines as a relic of our past?

Well, because the analogy is relevant to what we experience today as Nigerians. NIGERIA is indeed a pit latrine, and I say this with all respect to my motherland and the great nations that form it. All the constituents trapped in this shitty hell hole, some larger than the others, some little like peanuts, others just literally all over the place.

Every country is indeed a pit latrine, better countries just have less s[color=#000000]hi[/color]t in them. No country is perfect, but just like a public toilet, the less ooze, the better.

We have been through a lot of s[color=#000000]hi[/color]t; a civil war, numerous tribal conflicts. Yet we somehow moved beyond this and the darkness that was Abacha's glasses. Got democracy, dug a General out of a shithole and installed him as President. The world hailed our nascent democracy, we congratulated ourselves and hoped for a bright future. New government, same old s[color=#000000]hi[/color]t.

Odi, Political assassinations, Tafa Balogun, failed third term bid, Atiku, MEND and unMEND. The Old General was doing his best in a shitty situation. Maybe adding more s[color=#000000]hi[/color]t would make the old s[color=#000000]hi[/color]t disappear. Maybe yelling 'Pdp power' at it would make the ooze smell like blueberries and all those oyibo fruits. For all his efforts, the Old General got a library for himself. Not a shitty piece of reward if you ask me. And he became a shitsman. Or was it, statesman.

That came and went. And in came the same old s[color=#000000]hi[/color]t, but this time neatly and brilliantly packaged in a 7 point menu, sorry, agenda. In hindsight we should have known. How could one so frail looking not have his life snuffed out by the ooze from that which the failed 3rd term General handed him?
My people, that is how 7 Point Agenda went abroad for check-up and didn't show up until his funeral. Who say death no carry passport?

And, finding ourselves in another shitty situation, we installed a fisherman and zoologist, to, erhh, handle our s[color=#000000]hi[/color]t.

And he was humble. And used to be shoeless. And as proof of his humble beginnings, he showed us his home state which he had governed for some years. The lack of infrastructure and social amenities there was testament to his humility, he said. He convinced us that the billions the state earned from the government had been spent frugally because the people were a humble people. Always saving cost. Why wear shoes when you have feet? Be frugal, he told us. And we were happy. And we voted him in.

And he gave us lessons in frugality. He saved the government money by asking us to spend more. And we cried and wailed. And he heard our pleas, and they sounded like music to his ears. So he went dancing while Boko Haram ravaged. And then our Patience wore out. And we cursed our Luck.

We looked at ourselves. And elected the most glamorous shit amongst ourselves. We told ourselves “that s[color=#000000]hi[/color]t no dey smell, him no be lyk those other s[color=#000000]hi[/color]t”........
well done sir... [img][/img]

Foreign AffairsRe: Females Entering Ugandan Stadium Were Searched And Checked Like This by Yteflon(m): 11:48am On Mar 30, 2016
thats a female police na
WebmastersRe: Twitter Account With 10.3k Followers For Sale!! Created In 2011 by Yteflon(op): 11:45am On Mar 30, 2016
still available for sale
WebmastersRe: Twitter Account With 10.3k Followers For Sale!! Created In 2011 by Yteflon(op): 10:38am On Mar 30, 2016
stanvesco:
pls will I be able to change d name of d page...I am interested
sure...
WebmastersTwitter Account With 10.3k Followers For Sale!! Created In 2011 by Yteflon(op): 10:08am On Mar 30, 2016
10.3k twitter account is up for sale at affordable rate. twitter handle is @half_ajebutter
contact me on e-mail teflonyusuf@gmail.com
PropertiesRe: I Need Help Folks by Yteflon(m): 11:04pm On Mar 10, 2016
Adamna:
Hey folks, please is there any vacant self contain apartment at Port Harcourt, Choba to be precise or Rumuokoro? PH folks please help... And what is the rent per year?
Is it adanma or admna
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: New Nairalander.. by Yteflon(m): 11:02pm On Mar 10, 2016
Adamna:
[/size] cry[size=8pt][size=8pt][/size]Hey guys, am new here. I wanna make some new friends. Help me out peeps!sad
Hello.. Cutie
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Which Of These Jobs Would You Advice This Lawyer To Go For? by Yteflon(m): 8:55pm On Mar 09, 2016
Okijajuju1:
Law job..

REASON: Relevant Experience..


The person should assess the Law firm and check if they have a good reputation in the industry. If its one of the top Law Firms, work for them and gather that invaluable experience which can get him/her into an even better Law firm in the future.

The second Job though it comes with better pay, adds nothing relevant the the persons resume and in the future when that job eventually ends, the person will be left with nothing but memories of a job that paid well but added no value to his professional life..
but what makes u think d job will end? And he wouldn't av invest some of his earnings before den
FamilyRe: Wife To Separate From Husband For Relocating Too Much by Yteflon(m): 8:52pm On Mar 09, 2016
einsteino:
This is one of the reasons why I have been single for a while. If you are ambitious, you would know how much of a stumbling block marriage and serious relationships can be. I cherish the freedom of being able to leave for space the very next second, if thats the next goal to conquer.

I have no advice for this couple cos either ways one person would get hurt.. If the husby compromises he would see his wife as "his enemy of progress", if the wife does she would see the husby as the reason why she never amounted to anything more than his wife.

My advice is rather to young men like myself and ladies. Love is a great feeling but hey it isnt as important as compatibility. Know your partner well, be sure you fit into each others plans well. To yall accusing the husby of being selfish, there is nothing wrong with what the husby is doing, the prob is his kind of wife is equally ambitious. some ladies I know would give an arm and a foot to shuttle from city to city with a husby that is successful, some wouldnt mind being full time housewives so long as the money is rolling in. His only sin is not choosing a wife that fits into his plans... The wife also has every right to be ambitious, I love ambitious women... But she too never reached any agreement on what next after wedding.

For guys especially, make sure u achieve the fundamental goals first before talking about marriage. If at all you are in a hurry to wed a gal cos u love her too much to risk losing her, endeavour to point out to her your plans. I have fallen in love countless times but when I look at my plans and see the person wouldnt fit in or the love of my life came prematurely, my brain overrules my heart. Fear not, the heart would always find someone else to love, that is its specialty.
bros... Why u get sense like dis Na??!!
Na pple lyk u God create on sunday.. He calm down dash u confirm brain... D other posters commenting here are just reasoning randomly Wit no consideration but 4 their mind don as dey don spit small grammar.. Dey don giv advise b dat..
WebmastersWeb Designer Needed To Design A Website Like Tooxclusive.com by Yteflon(op): 5:57pm On Mar 08, 2016
A music download website is needed , how much is your charge..drop your contact For biz
WebmastersRe: Pay After Service: Website and Blog Design For 10k by Yteflon(m): 5:51pm On Mar 08, 2016
macandy21:
Mods, Please help a brother, na economy grin

I need cash for an online project am working on, I can't go out to work full time, so I just want to turn my skills into quick cash right now using this medium. Am the owner of Andrinn Integrated Services Ltd an ICT firm, (see attached) right now am working from home. Am working on a side project which will be very beneficial but right now am short of cash, I am offering the services below for quick cash. Cease this opportunity to get started in your online business.

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how much can you build a music download website like tooxclusive.com
WebmastersThis Blog Is For Sale by Yteflon(op): 2:29pm On Mar 08, 2016
Amebooffice..com. I created this blog since 2014 but I m too busy to update and I think someone might need it .. Ever since av not been posting I still get views and traffic cos icheck on it once a while . I can help you with more customization if it demands Contact me on: 08122048073 .. M in urgent need of thee money
BusinessBlog For Sale by Yteflon(op): 1:10pm On Mar 08, 2016
I created this blog since 2014 but I m too busy to update and I think someone might need it .. Ever since av not been posting I still get views and traffic cos icheck on it once a while . I can help you with more customization if it demands Contact me on: 08122048073 .. M in urgent need of money Amebooffice..com

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